After crossing, I conquered all the stars by writing novels

Lu Jinzhi lay on the bed and squinted at the aquatic plants and goldfish in the transparent glass fish tank on the bedside table. He didn't know what he thought of, his ears turned red instantly, and he heard footsteps next to his ears. He looked back and looked back reflexively. people.

Turning around, Lu Jinzhi saw Mu Hengqin who was wrapped in a bath towel and was standing beside the bed, looking at him dotingly. Mu Hengqin was sitting on the bed wiping his hair, leaning over to kiss his lips with a smile on his face, " Chi Chi, is there anything uncomfortable?"

Lu Jinzhi shook his head, except that his waist was a little sore, but he was actually fine. This guy was quite gentle in this kind of thing, probably because it was his first time.

Lu Jinzhi withdrew his thoughts, looked at the traces on Mu Hengqin's body muscles, coughed slightly, but didn't look away, instead stretched out his sinful claws, patted his chest, and said seriously, "Mu Hengqin, blow dry your hair and come up like a leopard."

Mu Hengqin paused, looked up at the bright sun outside the window, and Lu Jinzhi raised his eyebrows a little hesitantly, "Zhizhi, are you sure about this day?"

"Well, hurry up."

Lu Jinzhi looked at Mu Hengqin's eyes gradually becoming brighter, vaguely filled with anticipation and excitement. Seeing him like this, Mu Hengqin couldn't help but curled his lips into a smile, and suddenly leaned over to look at him, and asked in a low voice, " Zhizhi, did you plan for this matter for a long time?"

"No, I'm not you, eight hundred minds."

Lu Jinzhi pushed Mu Hengqin away, and after saying this with a calm face, he also presented Mu Hengqin with a stare set meal. Mu Hengqin pointed at himself, and then calmed down for a while with an unbelievable expression on his face, " Zhizhi, how can you look at me like that, how can I have [-] minds?"

"You haven't?"

"I do not have."

"You have."

"No."

"..."

Lu Jinzhi suddenly felt that he was a little naive, so he stopped the topic, and suddenly remembered that he still had a blog post that he hadn't published, so he turned his head and turned on his optical brain, logged into Xingbo, and edited the blog post, feeling annoyed why he had to argue with Mu Hengqin This boring question is annoying.

"Zhizhi, are you angry with me? I was wrong."

When Mu Hengqin saw that Lu Jinzhi looked at him and ignored him, he immediately felt that he had made a big mistake. He kicked off his shoes and went to bed and hugged Lu Jinzhi into his arms. He admitted his mistake without any hesitation, "Everything you say is right. Don't be angry, okay?"

"I am not angry."

"Why don't you look back at me if you're not angry?"

After Lu Jinzhi posted the blog post, he looked back at him. Hearing what he said, he felt a little funny, "I'm really not angry, I just think it's naive to argue with you about such things."

Mu Hengqin:! ! !

"Zhizhi, are you saying I'm naive? How naive am I? I'm obviously so manly, okay?! Look for yourself, isn't it manly?"

"..."

Lu Jinzhi looked at Mu Hengqin who was showing off his abdominal muscles and biceps, and was speechless: You said you are not naive!What kind of self do you not count in twos and threes? !

When the two factions on the Internet saw Lu Jinzhi's other account Yigui posting a blog post, they moved the battlefield to his blog post at almost the same time. When they were about to fight, they saw the blog post. At that time, the whole person was dumbfounded.

[Yigui v]: Hiss... ah... is there a possibility that "Lu Jinzhi" and "Yigui" are the same person?

Attachment x3 [Lu Jinzhi’s editorial homepage, Yigui’s editorial homepage, and Xingbo’s editorial homepage, the ip addresses on these homepages are all the same, and even the devices are the same. ]

When I saw this trending search, there was only one sentence in my mind: from the original to the top, every day is outrageous, the outrageousness can't be burned, and the outrageousness is getting more and more outrageous.Just... I copied myself! @旭华文章集团官方账号@旭华文学集团文化部官方账号, did you laugh so hard that you went to the hospital?Just say it.

[Chu Shen Chu Yichen v] Reposted Yigui's blog post and replied: Hahahahahahaha, I laughed, Jinzhi, you are so bad, you only post a blog post now, you are killing me!Made me laugh for days hahahaha...

[Xuhua Literature Group official account v] reposted Yigui's blog post and replied: "Be prepared for the doctor, I laughed out loud after your blog post was posted, Mr. Lu, you really have a heart."

[Official Account of Culture Department of Xuhua Literature Group v] reposted Yigui's blog post and replied: Hahahaha, Jinzhi, hahahaha...I'm going to laugh like crazy...hahaha hiccup.

[Author's Integrity Reporting Bureau Official Account v]: Ah~ it turned out to be a big oolong incident, that is to say, @忆归 is the pen name of @卢晋知, which is a bit interesting.

[Tu Yu]: Hahaha, I knew Yigui wasn't the kind of person who would plagiarize, but I didn't expect Yigui to be the civilian hero Lu Jinzhi. It's my family, this is really the funniest joke this year, hahaha...

[There are always fans who don't urge updates, annoying! 】: I apologize for my rudeness and recklessness before, I am sorry for the memory, Jinzhi male god, I was wrong! [Bow to jpg. ]

[Yigui Da I love you]: Uwah t﹏t I knew you wouldn’t plagiarize, I thought that "Return" was going to be taken off the shelves, I started downloading the day before yesterday, and it hasn’t been downloaded yet, I It was too difficult, but fortunately I kept it, fortunately Da Da is the best Da Da in the world, I love you! ＾3＾

[The happiness of passers-by comes from the stupidity of others]: Hahahaha, I am so happy. Yigui Da is really the worst person in history. It’s fine to be slandered and copied by others in the early stage, but he was actually slandered and copied himself later, hahahaha, laugh Yue me, he is really my source of happiness.

[Ask for a reward and reminder]: Hahaha, I laughed so hard, my God, hahahaha...

[This kind of relative, don't worry about it]: My mother asked me why I laughed on my stomach, and I said that I was driven crazy by netizens' comments!Then my mom gave me a slap...

[My happiness is just thinking of you]: Hahaha, why didn't the few people who were so noisy before come out to speak, and only one person apologized, isn't it too unkind?I can laugh at this big speechless incident for a year, hahaha...

[Chu Shen's fan, as beautiful as youth]: I want to know, is Chu Shen going to laugh silly?worried...

After Lu Jinzhi's blog post was released, the whole network was in a state of joy, everyone laughed till their stomach hurt, until someone asked such a question.

[In that case, isn't Lu Jinzhi the most awesome person?Able to do both literature and martial arts, and art?For details, refer to the promotional video of "Returning", ahhh, we are all mortals! ]

Then the netizens who saw this comment were happy one second, and then fell into deep sadness the next second, it is really inhumane!How can ordinary people like them survive!There is no reason at all!

If they knew that Lu Jinzhi was not only that, but also with the admiral Mu Hengqin they feared, would they be even more broken?