Black Basket - The World's No. 1 Idiot's Guide to Growing a Man

The fox lived in the hunter's house.

It’s not that they never thought about running away, they tried a few times, but they didn’t succeed, most of the time they saw the golden retriever waiting by the window as soon as they opened the window, or the golden retriever yelled at them as soon as they climbed up the courtyard door. Fall down with strength.In the final analysis, it is still a problem of the food chain, which is born to be restrained.

Regarding this point, the fox is also helpless, but fortunately, the golden retriever likes it, and does not hurt it, but pleases it everywhere. The fox gradually tasted the sweetness, so he stopped thinking about running away all day long.Living in the hunter's house is not only warm as hell, but also has meat, water and followers every day. When the hunter is cold at night, he often hugs it into the bed to keep warm.Foxes like the quilt, because the inside is warm and soft, and sometimes it’s even hot like summer. At this time, the fox pokes out the tip of its nose, takes a few breaths of cold air, and then shrinks back into the quilt—the fox thinks it might be this The first animal in the forest to enjoy summer in winter.

Yes, number one, not even a golden retriever ever got into a hunter's bed.The reason is also simple, the Golden Retriever is too big - maybe the Golden Retriever was on the hunter's bed when he was a child, but that was when he was a child.

Whenever the fox was put on the bed by the hunter as a hot water bottle, the golden retriever would turn around anxiously on the bedside, whining and whispering: "Master, please give me back my wife! Give me back my wife!" Of course the hunter couldn't understand, so he scolded With a sound, the golden retriever was driven into the kennel at the foot of the bed.

The golden retriever was not reconciled, so he stared at the hunter's quilt all night, just waiting for the fox to poke out the tip of his nose when it was hot—as long as he could lick his wife, even the tip of his nose would be fine!

The fox learned to behave after being licked a few times, and when he felt hot again, he turned to the wall to breathe. Since then, the golden retriever has never seen the tip of his daughter-in-law's nose at night.

But sometimes I see the big tail of the daughter-in-law hanging down from the edge of the bed. When it leans over, the tail shakes a few times, rests on the golden retriever's head, and does not move.At this time, the golden retriever would eagerly bite his kennel, drag it from the foot of the bed to the edge of the bed, and then hug his wife's tail, having a good night's dream.

The relationship between the golden retriever and the fox is getting better and better. At the same time, the weather is getting colder and colder. Finally, after three consecutive days of heavy snow, the hunter decided not to go out for the time being.

The stored meat and vegetables are enough for a family of three (?) to survive the rest of the winter.

At the beginning, the hunter can still process the fur to pass the time, but when the fur is finished, the hunter will have nothing to do.Humans are no different than animals. When animals have nothing to do, they just sleep. When humans have nothing to do - they will find something to do.Extremely bored, the hunter began to observe the two living creatures in the room other than himself.

For example, he found that as long as he got closer to the gray fox at home, his stupid dog would keep tossing about.

"Are you a cub guard?" The hunter laughed: Could it be that his stupid dog took care of the fox like a child?

Thinking about it carefully, it doesn't look like it, the stupid dog's low posture is more like chasing a bitch - the hunter wants to laugh even more.

Not to mention that these are all males, the two animals are different in species, one is a canidae, and the other... Speaking of which, a fox is also a canidae.

Feelings, he has two dogs?

The hunter rubbed his chin, always feeling that something was wrong.

Then he discovered that his stupid dog often sneaked past the fox while he was asleep, and licked the fox all over his body. The hunter didn't think the fox was really asleep, and the fox was one of the most alert and alert animals in the forest. One, there is no reason to be showered and not respond... It is nothing more than a willingness to hit and a willingness to suffer.

Thinking about it this way, the hunter felt that his stupid dog was really lucky. He happened to find a girl he liked during the long winter, unlike him, who has been a widow and a bachelor for nearly 30 years... It seems that there is still something wrong.

But the hunter is feeling sad about his bumpy love life, so he doesn't bother to care about this.

So when the hunter found that his stupid dog was trying to climb on the fox, he became extremely calm.

The fox couldn't bear to be treated like this, and when he turned around, he gave the golden retriever a paw. The golden retriever shrank his head in pain, and then pressed the fox's back relentlessly, insisting on the policy.

The fox got angry, let out a low growl, struggled and turned his head, and gave the golden retriever a bite from its paw.

The golden retriever was not angry when he was bitten. Instead, he lowered his head and licked the fox's neck in a good-tempered manner: mating!Mate with me!Very comfortable!Then give me a litter of puppies!

The fox simply lay down with its tail tucked between its legs—not giving the golden retriever a chance.

The golden retriever is in a hurry: the daughter-in-law does not take you like this, foul!foul!Let's fight!If I win, give me a puppy!

The fox ignored him and licked his fur.

The hunter looked amazed.After all, dogs have never been in heat in winter, and my stupid dog has set a precedent.

The golden retriever didn't know what his master was thinking, he walked around the fox for a few times and found that he couldn't find a chance, so he didn't pick up on his posture at all, and let's talk about it first!

Dogs have always had no morals. When they are in heat, even a human calf, a toy puppet, or a tree trunk can become an object—however, the hunter’s golden retriever is slightly better than other dogs, and it only recognizes its own wife.

He rushed over to hug the fox, and ignored the fox's lying position, rubbing his lower body on the fox's back.

The fox hurriedly tried to stand up, but was unable to move even an inch under the weight of the golden retriever, which weighed tens of kilograms.

Stimulated by the smell of estrus at close range, the fox gradually became agitated.This is the instinct of animals, they are more easily attracted and influenced by smell than humans.

The fox turned his head and licked the golden retriever.

The golden retriever was enjoying rubbing, and whimpered flattered after being licked, and rubbed faster, and even bit the fox's neck with its mouth to fix the fox's posture.

The fox didn't struggle any more at the moment, and lay down obediently—decided to wait for the golden retriever to finish rubbing before giving a good lesson.

The golden retriever virgin came out quickly.

The fox felt that the fur on his back was sticky, turned his head to look, and found that it was so white that it was very unsightly. The fox shook the fur but couldn't shake it off, so he wanted to lick himself clean depressingly.

It smells really weird and it all smells like golden retrievers.

As the fox thought, he glared unhappily at the two golden retrievers who were beaming at him.

The golden retriever gasped really haha, seeing the fox glaring at him, thinking it was his daughter-in-law asking for tenderness, rolled his tongue and washed the fox's face with saliva.

... can't bear it!

The fox was so angry that he raised his paw and slapped the golden fur a few times, then ran under the bed and never came out again.

The golden retriever barked anxiously beside him, and desperately took his paws to the bottom of the bed... as always, he couldn't reach it.

The hunter picked the fire in the stove with his pliers expressionlessly, making it burn more vigorously.

Just one meter away from the fox and the dog, the hunter who witnessed the whole process felt that...something was wrong.

===================== The story of the golden retriever and the fox is over ——————————

Spoiler: Ugly

Kise knocked on the door of Yuiya's house.

Wei also saw clearly who was coming from the cat's eyes, opened the door, took Huang Lai into the room, and handed a cup of hot water to the other party: "Why is this time here?"

It is already eleven o'clock in the evening. In the past, the two of them were usually in their respective rooms at this time, Wei Ye was doing homework, and Kise was playing games without disturbing each other.

"I want to tell you something!" Kise's eyes lit up excitedly: "Didn't I join the basketball club?"

"Ah, I said so." Wei also nodded, not taking it seriously.

This is a common thing. Kise has a special talent for sports, so he is always welcomed by various sports departments, and everyone is vying to invite him to join... The basketball department is the first time, and it will probably not be the last Once, when Kise got tired of playing basketball, he would probably join the next sports department.

"Didn't I say before that I have an instructor?"

"I remember, you said he was an inconspicuous senior." Wei Ye flipped through the book in his hand absently.

"It's not inconspicuous!!! Super handsome!!!" Kise's excited voice was two or three times louder, and his pitch was raised: "Today's game is completely dedicated to that person!! The passing speed is very fast , It’s like, like—the wind! And it’s hard to find, it’s like a transparent person!!!”

Wei Ye's hand flipping through the book paused: "...Really, compared with Xiao Qingfeng you mentioned earlier, who is more powerful?"

"Ah... um... well, the two of them are good at different directions. Xiao Qingfeng is super handsome when he is attacking!! He can throw the ball in any position, and I can't learn it at all! He and my instructor Xiao Heizi It's unbeatable to cooperate! Not to mention tacit understanding, in the arena, it's just, like, like, like entering nothing... nothing..."

"It's like stepping into no man's land."

"That's right! It's like stepping into the land of no one!" Kise almost jumped up excitedly: "I played a game with Xiao Heizi today... Really... No matter where I am, I can receive the message The ball! Sometimes the ball is already in my hand before I realize it! I have tried my best to find Xiao Heizi! But no matter what, I can’t find it! Not only me, but also the opponent! Being caught by Xiao Heizi Heizi is playing around, and when he loses points, he has a dumbfounded expression hahahaha!"

"Hey... that's really good." Wei also lowered her eyes, her heart pounded, and she fell straight down.

It was the first time that Kise was so interested in someone.

This is not a good thing.This means that he may lose this person.

Kise was still chattering about the good points of Xiao Heizi, but Yuiya was distracted.

It wasn't until Kise was sent out that Wei Ye regained his composure, some wanted to laugh, some wanted to cry.

It turns out that there are people who can match Kise's talent.For example, Xiao Qingfeng and Xiao Heizi in Huang Lai's mouth.

... talent, talent ... nice.

If he had it too... maybe, he could get closer to Kise.

At least, he won't be a top student, such a title that is neither good nor bad.

Speaking of which, at first, he was not a top student.

Like Kise in elementary school, Yui is also interested in things that boys like, including games, cards, and special hero dramas.

Like Kise, she will be disappointed because Super Mario failed to clear the level, beg her mother for more pocket money because she failed to collect rare cards, and will learn how to pose handsomely like the heroes in Tokusho dramas...until they Gradually grew up a little bit - until Kise's talent began to be revealed.

The grown-ups found that Kise could do well no matter what kind of sport it was.No, it's not just good, it's just perfect.In addition, Kise's appearance is very cute.The grown-ups praised Kise highly, dubbing him a genius and a future star.In contrast, Aoki Yuiya, who has ordinary looks, ordinary grades, and no merits, seems too out of place with Kise Ryo - he is not worthy to stand with Kise at all.This is the evaluation of a girl who admires Kise.

Wei Ye has already forgotten that girl's appearance, voice, name... but this sentence alone, no matter what, she can't forget it.

...do not want to be left behind.

I don't want to just watch Kise go away.

He didn't want others to look at him with disgust, judge him as unworthy to stand with Kise.

I don't want to see Huang Lai far away in the clouds one day, but he falls in the mud.

Want to catch up.

Want to be praised by Kise.

I want to be side by side with Kise.

If you want to stand together, you won't be cast a different look... Think, you deserve him.

... In the final analysis, it is just unwillingness and reluctance.

After that, he worked hard in sports, joined the same sports club as Kise, and Yui also worked harder and desperately than anyone else.His amount of practice is several times more than that of Kise, but it is still not as good as Kise's perfunctory practice.

This is the gap in talent...it cannot be caught up with hard work.

Tried many times, but the result was the same, so Wei also gave up on sports.

Games, cards, and TV shows are all removed from Yuiya's hobbies.No longer playful, no longer willful.All the time was given to the cram school, and he began to learn to keep smiling, not get angry, be gentle and amiable to his classmates, respectful and polite to his teachers, helpful, and excellent grades-like a model top student.

He succeeded.

Everyone has a good opinion of him, they are happy to see outstanding people get together, and no one says that he and Kise are not worthy to stand together... except himself.

Wei also felt that he was just like a sanctimonious villain in a movie or a novel, with a bright and upright surface, but a dark and ugly heart, deceiving everyone, including Kise...including himself.

Not worthy.

Still not worthy.

will never match.

...disgusting.

------- Middle school episode, end-------