Black Basket - The World's No. 1 Idiot's Guide to Growing a Man

Wei Ye panted, and leaned back as far as possible, until the back was covered with cold tiles and shivered, Wei Ye realized that he had nowhere to escape at this time.

He never dreamed about it, he just fell asleep in the bathtub, and when he woke up, he faced such a scene.

I felt short of breath just now, but when I opened my eyes, I saw this guy secretly kissing me!

Wei also felt that his face was hot and his body was stiff, and he really couldn't meet Kise's eyes.Kise had such an aggressive expression, he had only seen it when Kise was playing basketball... It was the first time he saw Kise face him with this expression... Of course, it was slightly different, this guy's expression was still With... lust? !

How will you be here?What were you doing just now?And what's on my lap right now—I have too many questions to ask, but the last thing Yuiya said wasn't any of the above.

"……Get off!"

His tone was not as calm as before, and even his tone was a little trembling.

Kise swallowed her saliva and responded with a low voice, but she didn't move at all, staring at Yuiya's side face non-stop.

Yui... blushed.

From the redness of the cheeks to the neck, even the underwater chest has a tendency to gradually turn pink.

This time he saw Wei Ye with such a flustered and embarrassed expression.He didn't dare to look at him, and turned his face away to reveal only the red ears and cheeks... Especially Yuiya's round and lovely earlobes, the bloodshot red, made Kise want to comfort him with a kiss.

So Kise really kissed him.

Anyway, it's a dream.Kise thought.

"Wh-!" Wei Ye has always hated people getting too close to him, and Kise can't go too far, let alone being held by someone's earlobe and licked with his lips-he has never thought about it.

Reflexively stretched out his hand to push him away, but Kise grabbed his wrist and pressed it against the side of the bathtub.

"Kise Ryota!!!" Wei Ye was furious.

In the bathtub, I really can't use my upper strength, and Kise's lower body is suppressed by Kise, not to mention Kise is a big man over 185 cm... Wei could not move and could only threaten her: "What are you doing?! What are you doing? I'm sorry!"

"Don't," Kise couldn't let go of Weiye's increasingly rosy earlobes, and said vaguely after rubbing his lips and teeth, "... Weiye... don't move, it will hurt you."

——It will be too late if you don’t move!

Wei also felt that if he didn't resist, something irreversible would probably happen.

But Kise was subtly happy to see such an angry Yuiya.

Although the docile and enthusiastic Yui in the past in the dream was pretty good... But the shy and awkward Yui like this is even better!super real!

Wei Ye didn't know that her anger just made Kise work harder, and tried to look away, trying to make Kise's kiss fail, but Kise pursued Weiye's lips persistently, and the kiss was breathless.

"Yuiya... Weiya..." Kise kept saying Weiya's name when kissing, "I miss you so much..."

"Miss me?" Wei also gritted his teeth: "You miss me that much?!"

"Hey..." Kise licked Yuiya's lips, and when he saw the other's eyes became sharper, he smirked.

He still thought he was dreaming, so he answered without hesitation: "I miss you so much almost every day..."

"..." Wei also wondered if she had heard it wrong.

"I often dream of doing many things to Weiya..." Kise stared at Weiya's body under the water with burning eyes: "A lot of comfortable things..."

"..." Weiye suddenly had the idea of ​​burying Kise alive.

Kise is still nympho, but Yui finally took the opportunity to pull out the hand that was held by Kise.

It can be regarded as giving face to the model, and he didn't punch him in the face... So he exhausted all his strength, and the place where he was hit hard was Kise's abdomen.

Hit and hit!Huang Lai clutched his stomach in pain and let out a muffled groan, then felt something was wrong, looked at Wei Ye in surprise, even Wei Ye crawled out of the bathtub with a cold face, but he didn't stop him.

And Yuiya, no matter how wet her body was, put on the bathrobe placed beside her.

"Come to my room later." Wei Ye took a deep breath and said this sentence - he was trying to restrain himself from punching Kise.

Huang Lai listened in a daze, and did not realize until Wei also came out of the bathroom... It hurts!

Huang Lai touched his still throbbing abdomen, and twisted his face in disbelief.

...in pain?

...in pain!

Wait, wait a minute!Dreaming is supposed to be painless, right? !Why now - eh?

...Although it is an improbable conjecture...but it can't be...it's not a dream...is it?

Aha...Ahaha...Ahahaha...No no, of course I'm dreaming!How could Wei Ye suddenly return to Japan from Australia, obviously there was no news before, that's right, that's right!impossible!Impossible... It's not a dream! ! ! QAQ! ! !

Kise finally understood this somewhat terrible fact.

Huang Lai sat in the bathtub in a daze for a while, covering her face with shaking hands.

……over!Egg!up!

Although he said that he was very happy that Wei Ye came back from Australia...but now that this happened...wouldn't it be possible that Wei would immediately pack her bags and go to that ghostly place in Australia? !No! !He was looking forward to Wei Ye's return for a year!Also, how should I explain my behavior later? !Those unscrupulous words just now are even more... What should I do now? !

Not to mention being wet all over... what should Kise, who is still in good spirits, do? !

Yuiya punched him...after he realized that he wasn't dreaming...Kise-kun became more energetic, hey...

In the winter, you can't take a cold shower...it will be even worse if you catch a cold and affect the game! !

Even in this situation, Huang Lai still felt charming.

Thinking of Yuiya's embarrassed and angry expression, the graceful body under the water, and the two bright red spots on his chest... Kise shuddered, and simply sat in the bathtub, and unzipped the chain of his trousers.

"...Weiye..."

Not to mention what Kise was doing, but Yui was getting a little impatient.

He changed into his pajamas and dried his hair, but he still didn't see Kise.

Wei also hesitated and went to the bathroom.

Before he opened the glass door, he heard gasps coming from inside.

Of course that voice belonged to Kise, but it wasn't as lively and cheerful as it used to be.Instead, he lowered his voice, full of desire and longing, which made Wei Ye's face change again.

Weiye covered her flushed cheeks with her arms, and for some reason she felt a little weak—— Hearing this panting sound, Weiye, who had more or less experience in self-reading, naturally knew what was going on inside.

But... that idiot Kise... actually... actually called... Yuiya!

Wei also went back to the room sullenly, and pushed open the window.

The cold air entered the room, helping Wei to somewhat dissipate some of the heat from his cheeks.Waiting for Wei Ye to gradually clear up her mood, there happened to be movement outside the door.

Probably the people outside were still hesitating. They stood in front of the door for a long time, with their hands on the doorknob but refused to push it away. When Wei Ye was about to lose patience, the other party finally knocked on the door.

"Wei... Weiye?"

"……Come in."

The other party hesitated and opened the door.

However, even if the door was pushed open, the other party stood there stupidly, not daring to move.

Wei also saw that Huang Lai lowered his head as if he was very guilty, and he couldn't get angry.

You shouldn't be in the bathroom if you're really guilty...

Wei Ye felt his cheeks getting hot again, and quickly dispelled all kinds of thoughts: "...you come in."

Kise obediently entered the bedroom and closed the door.

Taking a peek at Yuiya, Kise heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that although the other person's expression was grim, but there was no disgust.

Luckily, fortunately... Wei didn't dislike him either.

Wei also considered where to start, and finally chose question one.

"...Why are you at my house?!"

Huang Lai felt guilty, but he didn't dare to lie to Wei Ye, he just evaded the seriousness: "It's just... just using the key you gave me... to get in."

Wei also twitched his eyes: "...you know what I'm asking...don't pretend to be stupid."

Although he gave the key to Huang Lai, but entering other people's houses at will and occupying the magpie's nest is no different from a crime!

Seeing that Huang Lai couldn't hide from the questioning, he had no choice but to say: "I, I will come here when I miss you!"

Wei also unconsciously remembered the few words Kise said in the bathtub.

'I think about you almost every day. '

'I often dream of doing many things to Yuiya...'

'A lot of comfortable things...'

Yui's cheeks felt hot again.

The number of times he blushes in a day today is more than the sum of his past ten years.

Kise stared blankly again, feeling the urge to take out his phone to record this moment - if Wei Wei hadn't just glared at him in the next second, he probably would have really done so.

Yui is not someone who likes to get to the bottom of things.

However, what happened in the bathroom was beyond his acceptable range, so he didn't have to ask: "...What happened in the bathroom, explain to me from beginning to end."

"..." Kise was about to break out in cold sweat.

explain?No matter how you explain it, you can't explain it!Could it be that he thought he was dreaming, so he did whatever he wanted in order to ask you not to mind? !I always thought it would be worse if I said it!Now how to do?In short, ask for forgiveness first? !But how can forgiveness be obtained?You won't have to cut seppuku, will you?Can Dogeza work? !

Wei Ye didn't know that Huang Lai had so many thoughts, seeing Huang Lai's delay in answering, she frowned: "Why, I can't even remember what I have done?"

"No...not..." Kise wanted to cry but had no tears.

Can't remember?No, it's better to say that I remember it very clearly!Remember every detail!But I just remember it so clearly that I really want to die now! ! !Unexpectedly...he actually...kiss...kissed...and...touched Yuiya.

Apart from being an idiot, Kise is still a pure virgin at heart... Naturally, he has many fantasies about the first contact with the person he likes.

...But it must not be a fantasy like it is now.

If you want to say regret, maybe he is the one who regrets more than Yuiya.