kinda straight me

From autumn to winter, the leaves on the branches seem to have fallen off overnight, leaving only the bare poles fighting alone in the biting cold wind.

Wu Jing'an, who was wearing a down jacket, calculated that he and Xu had been together for a year.

When we first got together, Wu Jingan contracted all the housework, including food, drink, sleep, and fun.The content of the service is comparable to that of the escort lady.

At first, I didn't feel anything, even though they lived together, Xu Hui couldn't be with him every day.Just work, we have no complaints.

Over time, it feels wrong.

Wu Jingan was mopping the floor, Xu Hui was lying on the sofa eating fruit and watching TV, going mad from time to time, patting his thigh and laughing for a long time.

While Wu Jingan was cooking, Xu Hui fought in front of the game console for two or three hours, shouting to the kitchen from time to time, "Pour me a glass of water, hurry up!"

When Wu Jingan was doing laundry, Xu Hui glanced at it when he went to the bathroom to take a urinate, and said inexplicably, "Why did I hear my Aunt Li say that all my clothes have to be hand-washed or dry-cleaned."

Wu Jingan went to 168. He was so busy that he had to squeeze his sleep time. After finishing the task, he finally relaxed. When he got home, he saw that he was even more like a pig's nest than a pig's nest.

The dust was three layers thick, the chairs on the sofa were full of changed clothes, one piece after another, the breakfast bags that had been eaten were placed on the dining table, the coffee table was piled up with discolored melon peels and shells, the kitchen door A small bottle of sesame oil was placed horizontally, fortunately it was unopened.

Really complied with that sentence, the oil bottle will not be supported when it is poured.Wu Jing'an nodded, returned to the bedroom with a long sigh, washed up and went to bed, got a good night's rest and got up to tidy up the house.

Xu Hui was very surprised to see him when he came back, "Didn't you just come back after explaining?"

In the brand-new home, Wu Jingan sat on the sofa and waved to him, "Come and sit, let's talk."

Xu Hui raised the alarm in his heart and squinted at him, "What do you want to do?"

Wu Jing'an slapped the coffee table with his big palm, "Come here quickly, and stop talking nonsense."

Xu Hui took a long time to sit next to him, and asked in an impatient tone, "What's the matter?"

Wu Jingan: "Where do you think this is? A hotel? What am I? MB who will accompany you all night?"

Xu Hui: "Boss MB, you estimate that this store will go bankrupt."

Wu Jing'an became angry from embarrassment: "What's wrong with me growing up like this? I didn't hide it. You rushed to find me, and you still think you have low vision?"

Xu Hui rubbed his forehead and sighed softly: "I regret it!"

Wu Jing'an: "Don't do it back then, it's too late to regret it now."

Xu Hui: "Now? You've been with me for so long, and if I throw you away, we won't be the Chen Shimei we are today. No, no, no, we're not that heartless and ungrateful person."

Just as Wu Jingan was about to start scolding, he suddenly thought of where the topic had gone, so his face darkened, and he insisted on bringing the original topic back, "Xu Hui, although this is not your home, you are staying here temporarily anyway. It’s a pig’s nest, can you really see it or can’t see it or can’t see it.”

Xu Hui thought for a while: "It's really a bit messy, so I'm going to find someone to clean it up tomorrow. Who would have expected you to come back early. Now..." Looking around, "Isn't it very clean!"

Wu Jingan held back his anger, "This won't work, I think we'd better make an agreement."

Xu Hui: "How did you agree?"

Wu Jing'an: "Divided by week. Laundry and cleaning are done once a week. If you can't cook, then I'll leave it to you to wash the dishes. Oh, what I said about washing the dishes is not just washing the dishes, but also cleaning the dining table. , the kitchen needs to be cleaned up neatly, and you have to take out the food waste in the end.”

Xu Hui blinked, "Who? Me?"

Wu Jing'an nodded, closed his eyes, and didn't care about it.

Xu Hui doubted, "Can I do this job?"

Wu Jingan smiled, "Why can't you?"

Xu Hui was very sure: "I won't, I've never done it before."

Wu Jing'an patiently persuaded: "If you don't know how to learn, no one is born with it. It's okay, take your time, even a pig can learn it. Let alone you."

Xu Hui: "Are you scolding me?"

Wu Jing'an: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I'm definitely scolding a pig."

The agreement is reached, and the implementation will be set at dinner tonight.

After eating, Xu Hui touched his chubby belly and walked towards the sofa, "Jing An, I haven't eaten your food these days? Although it's equally unpalatable, this mouth has formed a habit, and I still recognize your brand gone."

The corner of Wu Jingan's mouth twitched, "Thank you for the compliment, who the hell, go wash the dishes."

Xu Hui looked around, "Who? Who came to our house?"

Wu Jingan narrowed his eyes, you still pretend to me!

After reacting, Xu Hui walked slowly towards the kitchen, and said to him with a sad face: "You really let me do it? I, I didn't eat much." A pair of claws with thin skin and tender meat shone in front of Wu Jingan, " Look, how can my weak little hands withstand the ravages of those chemicals, can you bear it?"

Wu Jingan patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, I'll buy you Olay oil to wipe your hands tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, he stopped looking at that shameless face and wandered leisurely to the bedroom.

In the time it takes to smoke a cigarette, he heard three crackling sounds coming from the kitchen, he gritted his teeth and thought, isn't it just three bowls, tomorrow I'll go to the wholesale market to buy a bunch, and you can play with it.

Half an hour later, Xu Hui entered the bedroom exhausted, thumped his shoulders, and shook his neck, "Oh, Jing An, come and give me a squeeze, I seem to have jumped up to my waist."

Wu Jingan was very happy, brushing a bowl and flashing up to your waist, your waist must be made of tofu.

When he came to the kitchen to check the results, Wu Jingan suppressed a wry smile.

There are three, four, five or six small foam circles with detergent foam gathered on the marble panel, and bowls of different sizes that have been brushed and cleaned are piled together to play acrobatics, and two stainless steel spoons are interspersed in the middle , the table wipes and dishcloths went into the trash cans respectively, the drain hole of the sink was tightly blocked by a handful of food residues, and puddles of water stains on the ground gleamed proudly under the lights.

The most peculiar thing is that the frying pan was still sitting on the induction cooker, and there were one or two unfilled leeks in it.

Wu Jingan rubbed the center of his eyebrows to relieve himself, once he was born twice, he wanted to forgive him.

On the second day, the third day and the fourth day, the situation was exactly the same.

Wu Jingan rushed into the bedroom and lifted the quilt, and kicked someone's tofu waist, "Go back to the kitchen and get back to work, if you don't do well, don't sleep tonight."

Wu Jing'an pays attention to personal hygiene. He cuts his nails when they grow a little bit, and grinds them on the nail file so that he is satisfied without scratching his hands.

When I caught up with 168, I was too busy to pay attention to these things. When I was emotional, I accidentally scratched a long blood mark on someone's back.

Xu Hui grinned in pain, and grabbed his hand after the incident, wishing he could bite off the too long nails.

He found the nail scissors from the drawer. After a series of "cracking" sounds, only bare nails remained on Wu Jing'an's hands.

"A big man, why do you have such long nails, who are you showing off to!"

Wu Jingan closed his eyes and swept over the wolf's legs, "Get lost!"

Xu Hui had a sharp eye and quickly caught the foot of the sneak attack and took a look. There was another series of loud "cracking" sounds, and the toenails were also bald.

Xu Hui looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, "Tell me, where can I find someone as good as me, who even cut your toenails."

Since then, Wu Jingan's fingernails have always grown, but he stretched his neck and shouted, "Good man, the nails are here."

Xu Hui threw down the game controller with a resentful expression on his face, showed the nail scissors by his side, and walked towards the person step by step with a sinister smile on his backlit face.

After a series of "cracking" sounds, dozens of nails died heroically.

On this day, the cold winter rain continued for a whole day, and Wu Jingan was worried about the water level of the ground. He didn't bring boots, and he ran all the way to the bus stop until his feet were soaked. The feeling of the cold weather was very uncomfortable. .

Just as he was thinking, Xiao Zhang, who was in the same room, called out to him, "Don't leave, there is a mahjong table in Lao Liang's room, join us."

Wu Jingan thought for a while, and it was okay, he turned around and walked towards the house while calling Xu Hui.

It is connected, but no one answers it.

Wu Jing'an simply stopped playing, entered Lao Liang's room, and soon fell into the mahjong game.

Today, he was very lucky, and three dealers in a row opened up to fight, and the remaining three were so excited that their eyes were red and their teeth were grinding, as if they would rush to him in the next second and tear him to pieces.

Wu Jingan had the last laugh triumphantly.

In the evening, the rain gradually subsided, and Wu Jingan called Jin to withdraw his troops. He waved his hand while stuffing the booty into his pocket, "Tomorrow, I'll treat you to lunch at noon. I'll see you in the cafeteria, everyone."

As soon as he walked out of the dormitory building, he saw a familiar blue car parked outside.

Look at the brand name, good guy, it belongs to his little man.

Wu Jing'an was secretly happy, this man really had a conscience, he knew to worry about him, that's good, that Confucianism can be taught.

I took out my mobile phone and wanted to call him, but found that the phone was turned off at some point.

Damn, no electricity at all.

Several people came from outside the dormitory. Wu Jingan was about to borrow a mobile phone to call Xu Hui, but he was robbed.

The man stared at him in surprise, "Old Wu, why are you here?"

Wu Jingan didn't know why, "I've been here all the time!"

The man said in a panic, "Hurry up, go and see your friend, I've been to the scene several times, and they're clamoring for surveillance to make sure you haven't left."

Wu Jingan was stunned, "Who is it?"

The rain was falling lightly, but the coolness of the body was not diminished by the momentum of the cold wind.Wu Jing'an looked at a small figure in the distance, running towards here in the rain.

The figure didn't have a fixed direction, as if looking for something, looking around, changing directions from time to time, it took a long time to approach this side.

Wu Jingan's feet took root, and he stared blankly at the figure.

Her hair was wet from the rain, her face was bruised and purple from the cold, and the air coming out of her red nose was also a little anxious.

Such a handsome person on weekdays, but now he is in a terrible embarrassment.

"Wu Jing'an."

He shouted, his voice was urgent, and he still trembled a little, whether it was from the cold or something.

Wu Jingan responded to him, "Xu Hui."

Xu Hui's slack eyes finally found the focal length, and he breathed a sigh of relief. He rushed to the person in a few steps, put his arms around the person's neck, gasped for breath, and couldn't even speak.

Wu Jingan's ear was pressed against his lips, it was icy cold, but the breath he exhaled was hot and scalding, which could melt his heart.

Wu Jingan hugged him tightly, and said to his red ears, "I love you."

Xu Hui froze, stretched his body slightly, and looked at him affectionately.

Wu Jingan kissed it without hesitation.

Even if this is the door of the dormitory where someone may pass by at any time, even if there are rumors that he is gay tomorrow, even if he will face discrimination, expulsion, and gossip.

He kissed the man hard, giving him all his love and passion.

He said, Xu Hui, I love you.

He said, you made a second mistake again, but it doesn't matter, let's have a second together! Say it again and listen.

I love you, I love you, I love you...

Whoever smiles, who deepens the kiss, who keeps making mistakes.

In this season of deep winter drizzle, they have each other happily.