kinda straight me

On Singles' Day, Wu Jingan ushered in the first crisis in his cohabitation life with Xu Hui.

Wu Jingan was off work that day, woke up in the morning and found that the weather was fine, so he carried all the quilts to the balcony to dry.Xu Hui was forcibly taken on a trip by his family's women's army. After walking for four or five days, he reckoned he would be back soon.

Wu Jingan, who had nothing to do with the quilt on, lay on the balcony to enjoy the scenery and bask in the sun.

The young man walking the dog downstairs was not bad looking, with big eyes and high nose, broad shoulders, narrow waist and hips, with a youthful aura, flashing and flashing, Wu Jingan couldn't help but look at it for a while.

While enjoying it, the phone rang suddenly, and he put it to his ear without looking at it, "Hello."

"Why are you so focused, are there any beauties?"

Wu Jingan looked at the phone suspiciously - Xiao Qiao.

This guy, what the hell.

"Where are you?"

"Look up and look towards the north gate."

Wu Jing'an turned his gaze to the road at the north gate, where several familiar figures were walking towards, and one of them waved cheerfully at him with a mobile phone.

Wu Jing'an was startled, and his voice trembled, "You...you, what are you doing?"

Xiao Qiao said: "What else can I do, let's come and see you! I'll stop by your place at noon, and I'll buy some good wine and food to greet you!"

Wu Jingan wanted to say something else, but Xiao Qiao hung up the phone decisively.

Anxious Wu Jing'an watched Xiao Qiao, Da Gang, Da Gang's cousin, and Liang Zi talking and laughing as they walked towards his house. After a while of swearing at his father, he hurried back to the house to destroy the evidence.

Photos, shoes, extra toothbrushes, towels, clothes, and pillows were all thrown into the guest room. When the doorbell rang, he locked the door tightly and threw the key under the bed.

After opening the door, Xiao Qiao still murmured dissatisfiedly, "What are you dawdling about? It's not a golden house, it took a long time to open the door."

Da Gang smiled and said, "Excuse me, Old Wu, we haven't met for a long time, my wife just came here for a B-ultrasound, so I thought I'd stop by your place."

The honest Liangzi said: "Old Wu, in fact, Dagang has said all the way. You have no home or hospital, and it's Singles' Day. If our group of friends don't come to accompany you, you seem to be pitiful."

Dagang’s cousin, Xiaorui, carried two bottles of Yingxing, “Angkor, we were once acquainted, this is the second time, and we will be friends from now on.”

Wu Jing'an said with a bitter face----what the hell, everyone has come in, what should I do!

After closing the door, Wu Jingan turned around and found that his little friends were all stunned.

One by one stood in the hallway dumbfounded, their eyes fixed on the luxurious furnishings in the living room.

Wu Jing'an found out with a headache that these large pieces of evidence were the most terrifying and hardest to destroy.

Xiao Qiao maintained the expression of opening her mouth wide and waiting to swallow the egg, and raised her hand to pat Da Gang who was also stunned, "I-I don't have presbyopia! This is Old Wu's house? Was it Old Wu who opened the door just now?"

Wu Jingan kindly waved his five fingers in front of him, "Come on, tell me, three."

Xiao Qiao pushed his hand away angrily, "Fuck you."

Xiaorui is young and knows a lot about these fashionable things. He stepped forward and gently caressed the oversized leather sofa, "Angkor, this is real leather! Oh boy, it's so stylish, I'll accompany Mr. Chen to the furniture city to see it This kind of thing costs tens of thousands!"

Liangzi caressed the metal frame of the LCD TV, "Old Wu, how big is this TV? My friend wore a 47 for her wedding a while ago, and it didn't look that big. You said it would not be a waste to install such a big TV in your 80-square-meter house." ah!"

Xiao Qiao rushed to the glass window next to the sofa, and there were rows of exquisite model airplanes inside, which made Xiao Qiao's heart itch.

Xiao Qiao said with emotion: "Old Wu, have you been taken care of by a rich woman?"

Da Gang shook his head, "Old Wu, have you won the lottery?"

Liangzi felt envious, "Old Wu, how many tens of thousands is the power plant running in a month?"

Xiaorui smiled all over his face, "Angkor, do you have unmarried women aged 18-28 in your power plant?" After thinking for a while, he shook his head, "38 is fine," gritted his teeth, "divorced is fine," stomped, "It's okay to bring children," he said with a shy and careless smile at the end, "I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

Wu Jingan brought out four cups of boiled water from the kitchen, still in disposable cups, and said calmly and calmly, "Can you stop the meeting?"

The four elders who slaughtered Wu Jing'an in the restaurant were full of wine and food, and they missed his oversized sofa and high-end game consoles, so they went back to Wu's mansion unceremoniously.

Xiao Qiao nestled on the sofa and refused to get up, Xiao Rui taught Liang Zi how to play games, and Da Gang visited the house curiously.

After looking through the bedroom, kitchen, and bathroom, he shook the customer's doorknob and shouted to Wu Jingan, "Old Wu, why is this room locked?"

Wu Jingan was startled, and said with an unnatural expression: "Then what, I rented out this house, and people are not at home during the day, so it is naturally locked, don't look at it, come and eat some fruit!"

Pressing Dagang's shoulder, he pushed him onto the sofa, forked an apple and handed it to his mouth, then changed the subject, "Dagang, is your wife coming soon?"

Da Gang took a bite of the apple and chewed it in his mouth, "It's less than two months, I will let you know when the time comes, don't forget to come and drink. Damn, Old Wu, you are too particular about it! You can still eat an apple." fork!"

Xiao Rui glanced at it, "Cousin, you don't understand, people call exquisite life."

Liangzi turned around and said with a smile: "Old Wu, what a delicate person you are! Don't hurry up, the gift money you have paid out in the past few years is enough to marry a wife!"

Xiao Rui patted Liangzi's arm and shouted, "Be careful, you're going to die soon."

Ryoko hurriedly turned her head away, concentrating on competing with the game on the TV screen.

Wu Jingan leaned on the sofa and pretended to be sad, and kicked the ball back to Dagang's feet with a slight lift of his mouth, "You guys will lose it! We have an example to follow, Dagang, teach me how to hold this 20-plus Did you find our younger sister with your tail? Is the little life nourishing?"

Da Gang smiled, "Don't imitate me, we're just making do with it. You don't have to worry about it, when you get to the big power plant, you won't be able to introduce a lot of girls to your door."

Xiao Qiao opened her belly and said cheerfully, "Old Wu, my date has been fixed. Next year's May [-]st, the position of the best man has been reserved for you. Hey, don't tell me, as soon as I released the news, the position of the bridesmaid is in high demand." It's almost on the stage for auction. My wife and those little sisters have come to strengthen the company, you say you old Wu is so famous, you are almost a star."

Da Gang clicked his tongue, "I can't!"

Xiao Qiaobai didn't know anything, "Why not, Lao Wu has a house in this city, a good job, and no financial pressure. Parents are far away from each other, so there will be no problem with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the future. The most important thing is What, do you know?"

Xiao Rui took the conversation curiously, "What?"

Dagang and Liangzi leaned towards their ears one after another.

Xiao Qiao had sold enough, and said leisurely, "Who is Old Wu, Mr. Xuyang's iron buddy! Isn't it, Old Wu!"

Everyone suddenly realized, Wu Jingan gritted his teeth, "Wouldn't it be better if you just let Mr. Xuyang be your best man!"

Xiao Qiao hiccupped, and said with a smile, "I think, it's not a big deal! Old Wu, why don't you ask that Xu Shao to be your companion, the best man, and I will earn a little more for the bridesmaid's price." Times!"

Wu Jingan threw a sofa cushion over, "Throw money into your eyes!"

Da Gang bumped him with his elbow, "Seriously, Old Wu, are you still in touch with that young master Xu? You two, it's really strange to say that it's hot and cold for a while, it's really confusing. through."

Liangzi also took advantage of the gap in the game, and said, "Old Wu, you are gone, but I don't know what is rumored in the factory! It is said that you and Xu Shao are half-brothers, and that Lin Jiajia is the same person. Let’s go, you two will become buddies with the same disease. In short, there are all kinds of versions.”

Having been a topical male supporting role for more than a year, Wu Jing'an has long been indifferent to these words, pretending to look out of the window deeply, and said in a very arrogant way: "People's attention is limited, I have faded out of the sight of W mine people for a long time , sooner or later it will be forgotten by people.”

Da Gang curled his lips, Liang Zi lowered his head and grinned, Xiao Qiao sat up straight and looked at him with searching eyes, "Old Wu, are you still in touch with that young master Xu?"

Wu Jing'an was so apprehensively stared at by him, he said perfunctorily, "Occasionally!"

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Qiao said solemnly, "Old Wu, Angkor, teach me how to catch a rich second generation, please."

After getting off the plane, Xu Hui escaped from the custody of his family's Detachment Army by urinating, took a taxi and went straight to his little gold house.

I haven't seen each other for five days, and it's a lie to say that I don't want to, just humming a few words on the phone can't quench my body's thirst at all.Today he has made enough preparations, the first thing he does when he goes back is to put him on the bed, nibble him upside down, and fuck him in the dark.

So, he excitedly took the key and opened the door, shouted passionately "I'm back", and saw the passion that made his brain bloodshot.

His family's Xiaoqing rode on a man, and staged an affectionate look at him on the sofa he bought. A crowd of spectators sat around and cheered and applauded.

Xiaoqing said: "Actually, you are the one I want to catch the most. How about it, follow me!"

The crushed man looked terrified, "Angkor, don't be like this, he's still a baby, you, you, you, you have to be careful."

Xiaoqing raised the man's chin with two fingers, "Really, come on, give me a taste, do you want me to make you feel good?"

The crushed man looked shy, "No, there is no hole under the house."

The audience laughed, Xiaoqing laughed, Xu Shao----

Xu Shao endured his fury, rushed into the room in two steps, and said in a voice that cannot be ignored, "Hey, what are you doing here?"

The laughter stopped abruptly, and the five people looked at the unexpected guest with all eyes.

In addition to Xiao Qiao's complete surprise, Wu Jing'an felt another emotion.

Xu Hui saw the real words in his eyes, separated on the two eyeballs - frightened and frightened.

The corner of Xu Hui's mouth curled into an evil smile, and he half-closed his eyes, "Jing An, there's a visitor at home, why don't you say anything."

Wu Jingan's sanity instantly collapsed.

Xu, I'll fuck you!