kinda straight me

He's stupid, he's really stupid. For this, he is still grateful to his wise and powerful mother. After waking up with a word of scolding, he also made a decision on buying a house. Otherwise, with the current housing price and his salary, he would It will take 30 years to afford it without eating or drinking.

Wu Jing'an doesn't like to tidy up very much, he attributed it to the fact that a big man doesn't care so much about women.On the table, on the shoe cabinet, on the TV, on the computer desk, there was a thick layer of dust, and he just pretended not to see it.As for mopping the floor, he had to catch up with the day when the weather was particularly good and he happened to be in a particularly good mood, so he would give the floor tiles a few mops.But there is only one thing, no matter how tired he is, he doesn't bother, that is drying the quilt.

When he was off duty, whenever there was a little sun outside, he would take all the quilts out to receive the blessing of the sun.

Sleeping on the fluffy and soft quilt at night, feeling the sunlight shining through the quilt, warming his gloomy heart, comfortable, really comfortable.

The next day, Wu Jingan called Jiang Lu and asked him to go to the stadium to watch the game.

Jiang Lu on the other end of the phone was stunned for a long time, and finally let out a long howl, Anzi, you are my real father!

Jiang Lu is Wu Jingan's only close friend in the circle. He is quite good-looking, and he is called "little boy" because of his extremely fair skin. I remember that when we first met, he even hooked up with me.However, he loves to play very much, and sometimes it would be an exaggeration to say that he looks like a wild dog when he becomes crazy. Wu Jingan, an ordinary person, can control him.

After going out with him for a while, Wu Jingan resolutely rejected the proposal to date him, which made Jiang Lu sit in the cafe and cry, cursing him for being heartless.

Wu Jing'an's face is almost stuffed in his crotch.

Unexpectedly, the next day, the man called him with nothing to do, saying that he can't be a lover and a friend, I'm so short of friends, you can do me a favor and help me!

He forgot what he said at the time, anyway, he really became friends with this guy later.From time to time, I make appointments to play ball and drink. Anyway, I am alone, so lonely.

Arriving at the agreed place, Jiang Lu patted him on the shoulder in disbelief, "Dude, you hooked up with a ticket seller."

"No." Wu Jingan moved forward calmly, avoiding the hand that was put on him, "----" Think about whether to call Gao Fushuai a friend, forget it, just a title Don't worry about it, "Given it by a friend."

Jiang Lu didn't believe it, "Your friend is interested in you!"

"What are you thinking about!" It's not interesting to me, but to my colleagues.

"Otherwise, it costs hundreds of dollars for a ticket, and he will give you one or two. It's not that he wants to ask you out to watch the game. You didn't like him, so you asked me out!"

Wu Jingan rolled his eyes, "Can you stop writing novels, come in!"

The tickets Xu Hui gave were in the front row. Jiang Lu excitedly followed Wu Jingan to the front row. After calling out the names of several players, he added, "I love you all."

Wu Jingan regretted taking him to watch the game.

Before the start of the game, as usual, some beauties in cool outfits came out and danced cheerleadingly with colored balls in their hands. What Wu Jingan couldn't understand was that Jiang Luyi Chunwan could watch it with great interest, and his eyes almost popped out.

The game started soon, and Wu Jingan turned his attention to the fiery competition on the field. With the rising tension, his heart, which had been calm all along, also became excited.

Xu Hui's enthusiasm for basketball is not as high as his, especially the performance of the players on the court is far worse than the few live games he has seen.

A dozen meters away to his right sat the man whom he had seen frequently recently, watching the game intently.

Really bored, he walked over to say hello during the intermission of the first quarter.

Wu Jingan was turning his head to chat with Jiang Lu about the game just now, when someone patted him on the shoulder, he turned his head reflexively.

Xu Hui's golden smile fell down, "You are here too."

Wu Jing'an was dizzy for another moment, scolding in his heart that this man is indeed a low-level visual animal, once he sees a beautiful and handsome man, he has to be active for a while whether he cares whether he is with you or not.

Wu Jing'an stood up, and casually pointed to Jiang Lu next to him, "Yes, with friends."

Just as Xu Hui turned his attention to Jiang Lu, the impatient master jumped out and greeted him enthusiastically, "Hi, my name is Jiang Lu, An Zi's friend."

Xu Hui nodded and smiled, "Hello, Xu Hui."

Jiang Lu smiled all over his face, "Did you come by yourself?"

"With friends," Xu Hui said, turning his attention back to Wu Jing'an, "Would you like to have a meal together after the game? I'll treat you."

Jiang Lu said yes excitedly, and Wu Jingan said calmly, "No, I have to find a few more friends later."

Xu Hui nodded, "Okay, I won't bother you watching the game, see you later."

Sending Xu Hui away, Jiang Lu looked at the "beautiful" back and sighed frequently, "An Zi, you have waited for 28 years for the real value, this time this time catches up with my previous one hundred plus one. God, he is so handsome, I like."

Wu Jingan poured a large basin of cold water on his head viciously, "He is straight."

Jiang Lu's opened mouth was frozen there before he could close it. He bitterly choked back a few bubbles of tears, swallowed them back into his stomach, and said cruelly, "I'm going to bend him!" .”

Wu Jingan really didn't want to hit him, "It's up to you"

After Jiang Lu gave him a hard look, he stretched out his arms and hugged his neck tightly, crying, "You bully me!"

It just so happened that Xu Hui turned around and saw this scene.

Frowning slightly, he thought to himself, what are these two people arguing about in public!

Wu Jingan was shocked, and hurriedly pulled his two big claws, but Jiang Lu, out of a desire for revenge, tightened the grip so tightly that he couldn't break free for a while.

Wu Jingan was furious, "If you make trouble again, don't expect me to find you again for such a good thing next time."

Jiang Lu hurriedly let go of his hands when he heard that, his handsome face smiled like a flower, "Honey, I'm teasing you!"

Wu Jing'an secretly swore in his heart that if such a good thing happened, he would not find a way to find a pig or a dog.

When Gao Fushuai and Lin Jiajia returned to work after the two-day off-duty, the good news of Gao Fushuai and Lin Jiajia spread throughout the factory.

Girl version: I’m so envious, this is like Snow White and Prince Charming, Jiajia is so lucky to meet such a perfect man, oh, isn’t Cinderella popular now? Or, I’ll go hook up too

Women's version: Have you heard about that Bingshan face? I found it, and he is a rich man! It is said that the man came to the class every day to look for her, and he was full of flowers and fruits.Do you know why our leader turned a blind eye? Hey, I heard that that man's uncle is the head of the organization department of the bureau. We all have to bow and bow when we see him, let alone this little guy.This time, Iceberg Face turned into a phoenix!

Male version: Where did this bastard come from, he snatches the woman I like without even saying hello.Fucking money is great, let a lot of women in the city not go looking for wives, go to the mountains and ditches to beg for wives, and let us men live!!!

You, you, Wu Jing'an, you traitor! Say, did he do you any favors? He can't even look down on the door. It's useless to want you to be a fart!

Wu Jing'an is so annoyed, you treat me like a dog, and I'm still a gatekeeper!

Through this incident, our Comrade Wu Jing'an deeply lamented that the information search network of the majority of women comrades is so powerful that even the seven aunts and eight aunts can be found out within two days.

He made a deep self-criticism, um, he probably didn't do anything too outrageous, so he didn't need to be searched by human flesh.

The first two shifts were night shifts, and Gao Fushuai didn't show up, which really made Wu Jingan grateful for his understanding.You know, in the middle of the night, people are stealing sleep behind the leader's back, aren't you looking for scolding when you go to visit?

Although the person did not show up, the phone calls were not missed.Wu Jing'an was very worried that Lin Jiajia's phone that was charging while talking on the phone would catch fire in the next second, or blew himself up.

Wu Jingan nestled in the armchair, turned his back to the window and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Gradually, he didn't know whether he was really too sleepy, or Lin Jiajia's soft waxy "hmmmm" was too hypnotizing, and he actually fell asleep. up.

When it was the morning shift, Wu Jingan got up from the dormitory bed at 1:2, had one minute to get dressed, two minutes to brush his teeth, one minute to wash his face, and the last minute and a half to rush out of the building and into the factory to stop the car outside the roll call room.

"Wu Jing'an."

"arrive."

The captain gave him a displeased look, "Only you will press."

Wu Jingan was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and smiled, "It's better to come early than to come at a good time!"

At 06:30, Wu Jingan said that he was going to buy breakfast and asked Lin Jiajia what he wanted to eat.

"no need."

As soon as Wu Jingan turned around to go out, Gao Fushuai stepped on the button and came in. He raised the plastic bag in Wu Jingan's hand to Wu Jingan who was about to go out, "I bought breakfast, let's have some together."

Wu Jingan raised his head and glanced at the clock on the wall. That's right, it was 06:30.This person is amazing, and it takes more than 40 minutes to drive from the city at the fastest.Coupled with the time for dressing up and buying meals, this person would have to get up at 05:30 at the latest.

They are tall, rich and handsome, do they still need to chase women like this?

Wu Jingan originally wanted to refuse, but seeing that he did buy three breakfasts, and generally rich people don't care about such small things, they buy them all, and it's not good to save others' face, so he generously took his share, I wandered around and went to the door.

At nine o'clock when he returned to work in the workshop, Xu Hui was startled by the sudden boom. He ran into the workshop and saw that Wu Jingan was competing with a big valve with an iron guy.

Xu Hui stepped forward and asked if he needed help.

Wu Jingan yelled at him at the top of his voice, "What are you talking about?"

Xu Hui also raised his voice and shouted, "Do you want to help?"

Wu Jingan waved his hand, "No, you can go and chat with Lin Jiajia, and it won't be so noisy after closing the doors and windows."

Xu Hui said: "Jiajia has gone to work, there is no one in the house."

Wu Jing'an really didn't know how to pick it up, so he just went elsewhere and started working on his own

Unexpectedly, that tall, rich and handsome man couldn't bear the loneliness more than him, so he followed up again, "What are you up to?"

Wu Jingan frowned and thought, how should he explain this to others? This is his job. Would it be a waste of his saliva to explain the workflow to a layman, and that person would never understand.In the end, he nodded pretending to understand, and turned his face away to forget the boring conversation.

Wu Jingan chose the most concise two words to explain his work, "water production."

"Ah" Gao Fushuai really didn't understand.

Wu Jingan repeated it again, and planned to end the topic in such a perfunctory manner.

Unexpectedly, Gao Fushuai is a studious child who is not ashamed to ask, "What is water production?"

Wu Jingan rolled his eyes at the huge switch in front of him, and the three black lines on his forehead quickly pulled down. This topic is endless.

Wu Jingan turned his head and looked at him. When he counted to twenty silently, he gave up the idea of ​​defeating him.

"Come on, let me explain to you again." Wu Jingan led Gao Fushuai to run around the pump room and water making room, trying to make him understand the whole work process.

He explained quickly to Xu Hui that he didn't understand, but running around with him and coupled with his serious explanation made the boring Xu Hui feel very interesting.So he asked some boring questions maliciously, seeing him frowning and thinking hard, Xu Hui was even happier.

"Three-layer filter material mechanical filter, the filter material is made of anthracite, magnetite, quartz sand, the filter material particles are large on the top and small on the bottom----"

"What is quartz sand"

"It is a hard, wear-resistant silicate mineral, the main mineral composition is SiO2...BALABALA...this is a security filter----"

"Why call the security? If it encounters something that is not filtered clean, it will call the police"

You are so funny, "It is the last barrier of filtration, placed after quartz sand and activated carbon, it is the last guarantee to remove large particles of impurities... BALABALA... this is electrodialysis----"

"TV set"

I also return the refrigerator, "Electricity, osmosis, analysis, osmosis of osmosis, analysis of analysis, its function is... BALABALA... These two here are yin and yang beds----"

"Yin-yang bed, well, I admit that I'm thinking about it again, don't you think of other places when you hear this term for the first time, haha... so funny, who would think of such a name."

Boss, don't be funny, "It's actually an anion and cation exchanger, that's just a popular name, their function is... BALABALA... now you probably understand it"

Gao Fushuai smiled but said nothing, looking at him with a bit of mischief in his eyes.

Wu Jing'an saw himself in his eyes, with a blank expression on his face, waiting for the other party's reply extremely seriously.

Suddenly I feel so stupid.

He squinted at Gao Fushuai with displeasure, "Are you kidding me?"

Gao Fushuai couldn't help laughing, and the two brothers embraced Wu Jingan, "Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner after work, it's an apology."

Wu Jingan's pent-up anger dissipated like this, "Aren't you going to have dinner with Lin Jiajia?"

"She said that a friend is coming over today, so she won't accompany me."

Wu Jingan thought that he was just a backup.