kinda straight me

Enemy road is narrow.

It's just -- Wu Jing'an visually measured the distance between him and himself, at least more than three arms away.

So this guy who's poking around is--

Liao Shengying's big smiling face jumped into his eyes, "I said it was you, but Huizi still said that I was wrong. Old Wu, you are so neat, I almost can't recognize you! What are you doing, go on a blind date!"

Wu Jingan was wearing a blue shirt and a dark suit, which was completely different from his usual sleek image, and he even felt awkward when he looked in the mirror.

He tried his best not to look at Xu Hui's stinky face, "Don't go on a blind date, otherwise I can dress like this."

I thought it was a joke but it was not confirmed, Liao Shengying asked curiously: "The truth, hehe, tell me, what is that girl like?"

Wu Jingan glanced at the cart in front of him, "You are not busy."

"Walking in the supermarket isn't busy." Liao Shengying turned her head and called Xu Hui, "Old Wu is going on a blind date today, so why don't we go with the posture."

I think the posture is dismantling the stage!

As far as Xu Hui's image is standing, all girls and boys have to lean forward, and what's the matter with Wu Jing'an!

Before Wu Jingan could refuse, Xu Hui turned his head to save face.

Liao Shengying didn't feel embarrassed, she turned her head and continued to chat with Wu Jingan, "What does the little girl look like, is my sister Lin the title?"

Wu Jing'an smiled contemptuously, "I haven't seen you yet, but we can't afford to be like Sister Lin."

The staff next to them weighed the peeled durians separately and shouted, "It's done."

Wu Jingan and the two women made an appointment to go to the cashier to pay the bill in 10 minutes. When she turned her head, Liao Shengying narrowed her eyes with a smile, "You want to go on a blind date with durians in your arms, and you don't want to send the girl away! "

The corners of Wu Jingan's mouth twitched, thinking that the two dandies saw him shopping together with others, and they were still not sure how to laugh at him as a poor man!

After barely chatting for a few words, Wu Jingan left to pay the bill, Liao Shengying walked up to Xu Hui, and said with a smirk: "This person is really reassuring to be a partner with Jiajia, he is quite self-aware!"

Xu Hui glanced coldly at Wu Jingan's back, then turned his head away.

After leaving the supermarket, I took a taxi to the dumb uncle's house. I was really afraid that the cans of sardines would spoil my tea and chopsticks.

When we arrived at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, Uncle Duan was watering his pots of small vegetables and flowers to wipe himself. Uncle Zhang took the things he bought into the house, and when he came out, he took two small plates and spoons filled with durians, and greeted Durian. Uncle came to eat.

Uncle Mute is also good at this. When he saw the durian meat, he smiled like a child. The spoon was useless, so he directly ate it with his hands.

Uncle Zhang is not good at this. I heard from the dumb uncle that he vomited when he ate it for the first time, and the dumb uncle will not force him to eat it.But every time Uncle Dumb eats something good, Uncle Zhang will always sit and watch, staring intently until he finishes eating.

Wu Jingan once asked Uncle Zhang why he was always staring at Uncle Dumb while eating. The 1.8-meter tall man blushed at that time, and it took him a long time to say a word, "I feel that he was very good-looking at that time. -----"

This is really the most beautiful love story that Wu Jingan has ever heard. Damn, why can't he meet a man who is willing to stare at him eating durian and eating chicken feet!

At six o'clock, the man on the third floor showed up at Uncle Dumb's house on time.

It would be a lie to say that two men had a blind date without embarrassment.

In the past, when I came to the dumb uncle's house, I occasionally ran into him coming down the stairs. I just thought he was a handsome man, and I didn't pay much attention to it. Now, although I didn't make it clear when I met him, everyone tacitly understood it, and the embarrassment was left in everyone's stomach. inside.

The man's name was Fang Xiaotian, and Wu Jing'an imagined his parents' mentality when they named him that name.

A boy's name is generally grand, but also has a profound meaning. Although this small name is hearty and catchy, it is also too----

I'm in my seventies and eighties, and I'm still being called out by people, I don't think I'm going to panic

Fang Xiaotian lived up to his name, with a small nose and small eyes, and even his personality was as small as a girl's.

Wu Jingan felt that he hadn't raised his head since he accidentally glanced at him when he entered the door.

He always answers honestly when asked, but never takes the initiative to ask questions. His personality is so confounded that even girls feel ashamed.

The dumb uncle found an excuse to call Wu Jingan, and secretly asked him how he felt

Wu Jingan wrinkled his face and shook his head, he might as well find a girl directly!

Dumb Uncle is a little anxious: Xiao Fang is not usually like this, mainly because he is not familiar with you. After getting to know you, he will let go. He is usually a very enthusiastic and talkative young man.

Wu Jingan sighed, he really had nothing to choose.

I hope that Xiao Fang is really like the dumb uncle said, after a long time, he will let go.

The meal ended in a depressing and dull atmosphere.

Fang Xiaotian maintained the usual posture of looking down for shoes, Wu Jingan wanted to chat with him, but his answers were always interchanged between "um" and "ah", which made the person who asked the question lose all emotion.

Uncle Dumb wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but his natural flaws made him anxious, and he gave Uncle Zhang n+n looks, all of which were automatically blocked by that person.

After the dinner was over, Fang Wu and Wu left each other's phone calls, and they went back to their respective homes with a stomach full of depression.

Early the next morning, Wu Jingan was awakened by knocking on the door.

Reflexively, when he walked to the living room, he suddenly stood at attention, took a break, thought for a while, tiptoed, stepped on mouse steps, and quietly moved to the door to look out through the cat's eye.

Who else could it be if it wasn't that enemy!

Wu Jing'an wrinkled his face and silently scolded him from head to toe. After scolding, he stepped on tiptoe and tried to go back to the bedroom to continue pretending to be asleep.

"Boom!" A loud noise made Wu Jing'an's heart jump violently.

"Boom!"

"Fuck you!" Wu Jingan yelled, turned around and quickly opened the door, no matter how dark the face of the people outside was, he leaned on the door and hooked his head to look at the three big gray shoe prints on his precious anti-theft door.

After reading it, he cursed, "You are fucking sick! It's okay to kick my house like a sandbag!"

The perpetrator looked arrogant, "I'm not afraid that you won't wake up from gas poisoning, so you didn't die, it's okay."

Listen, is this what people say, "Come to me early in the morning to find bad luck, and I will kill you!" After cursing, he pulled the door handle and was about to close it in. A pair of strong hands grabbed the door and slammed it open. With all his strength, he opened the door, and pulled a beautiful man into his arms by the way.

Xu Hui looked down at Wu Jing'an, who was lying in his arms and hadn't recovered, "You are so enthusiastic in the early morning. It's a pity that my young master is not interested in breaking my back, otherwise I will make fun of you."

Wu Jing'an blushed when he choked on him, and before he could start scolding, the man went straight into the room.

Wu Jingan closed the door and stood leaning against the wall with his arms folded, and asked angrily, "Why are you here?"

Xu Hui put the soya-bean milk maker box in his hand on the table, "I told you I'll give it to you, don't take the opportunity to say I'm not trustworthy in the future."

Wu Jingan raised his eyebrows, "Just for this"

"That's why!" Xu Hui said with certainty, and walked towards the door after speaking.

On the contrary, Wu Jingan was taken aback by him. What is this rich second generation thinking?

The patient walked to the door, put his hands on the knocker, rolled his eyes, and asked casually, "How was the kiss yesterday, is it Zhong Wuyan or Zhong Kui's sister?"

Only then did Wu Jingan understand the real purpose of Mr. Ren's trip, he gritted his teeth and moved his cheeks, turned his head and looked at him with a smile, "Don't worry about it, it's very good, it's carrots or vegetables, I like it .By the way, from now on, don’t come here early in the morning to crow, the little girl works hard at work, how can she sleep when you make such a noise!”

Xu Hui glanced at the door of the bedroom with a cold face, "You are fast enough, so casual, you are not afraid of provoking a sick person."

Wu Jingan closed his eyes, "You can't expect me to order."

Xu Hui curled his lips and sneered, "Okay, it's none of my business!"

The knife-like eyes of the rich second generation scraped Wu Jingan's face a few times before he slammed the door and left angrily.

Wu Jing'an cursed "Bah", and angrily ran to close the door.

Unexpectedly, before the door was closed tightly, it was pulled open by a strong force from outside, and he fell onto someone twice a day.

Wu Jing'an was really annoyed, and grabbed the man's collar and yelled, "Don't make trouble for nothing, if you want to fight again, just say so, I will accompany you!"

The rich second generation who went back and forth turned pale and gave him a sideways glance, "I still don't believe it, which woman is so blind that she slept with a piece of shit like you!" He quickly rushed into the house, and left Wu Jingan standing there for a long time in the posture of grabbing someone's collar.

When he regained his composure and rushed into the bedroom by nature, it was too late.

The bedroom was a mess, with messy bedding, scattered clothes, an ashtray full of cigarette butts, a large bowl that I didn't have time to clean after eating last night, and oxidized apple peels on half a newspaper.

Like a man's nest, she has everything, except for a breast that is half exposed, covering up the screaming moans.

Xu Hui's face, which had been gloomy for a long time, finally cleared up, and he smiled so brightly, he winked and said to Wu Jing'an, "Oh, it's my fault, you've been messing with people all night, and I came early in the morning to disturb you to rest, I'm really sorry! Old Wu, please restrain yourself, he's getting old and hurts his waist. Hurry up, help the child up, he's so frightened that he rolled under the bed, he doesn't know if he's wearing any clothes, it's not good to be cold. "Patting him on the shoulder earnestly, the rich second generation walked into the living room holding back a smirk, and finally couldn't help it, and smiled up to the sky.

Wu Jingan's face was red and white, and he opened the dyeing room for half a day, and he dug out the ancestors of the rich second generation to do morning exercises!

These old tortoise eggs had nothing to do when they were full, and they gave birth to a little tortoise egg full of bad water, causing harm to the world.

After the anger subsided, he settled for breakfast by himself, dried the quilt, and threw the dirty clothes into the washing machine. After finishing everything, he lay down on the sofa and turned on the TV. Before the melon seeds he just ate had time to eat, there were other people knocking on the door.

Wu Jingan raised his voice and asked, "Who?"

The person outside the door squeezed his throat and replied, "I, your partner."

The melon seeds I had just eaten got stuck in my throat, Wu Jingan ran to open the door while coughing, and asked the man to shout a few more times, the whole building knew that he was abnormal.

Opening the door, he glared at the rich second generation with a sinister smile on his face, "Go ahead, come in."

The rich second generation smiled, and hooked his fingers at him, "You drop, come out."

Wu Jingan raised his head and lowered his eyes, "What's the matter?"

The rich second generation said solemnly: "There is no one in my house to cook today, so I will spend a meal with you, come out, and go shopping."