The third master picked up a fox husband

"Ah?" Yan Jingsheng raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth in shock. Is there something wrong with his ears? He actually hallucinated, "What do you think is in my stomach?"

Uh... talking too fast... Liu Buyu cursed himself inwardly, then took the opponent's hand and placed it on the opponent's belly, "Yanyan... there may be our 'child' inside."

"... "

"... "

The four eyes met, and there was a long silence.

"Liu is speechless."

"Ah."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, I rarely joke."

I thank you for rarely making jokes. Yan Jingsheng's chest was heaving violently, his veins were bulging, and he said through gritted teeth, "Look carefully, I'm a man, and I also have the donkey thing you have!"

"I know, I've seen it, but Yan Yan, you can indeed have children."

"It's your uncle!" Yan Jingsheng wanted to jump up and roll him out of the bed, but the man who tightly entangled his limbs didn't give him a chance to move, he locked his arms firmly and didn't let go, he felt that he In Liu Buyu's hands, he was as helpless as a kitten, so he could only rub the opponent.

"Yanyan, it is impossible for you to give birth to my uncle. Listen to me, there are many wonders in the world. According to ancient books, it is not uncommon for a man to conceive. It is said that this is blessed by God, so think about it, we If the two have children, wouldn't life be noisy!" Liu Buyu began to make up.

"You're coaxing ghosts." Yan Jingsheng, who was tired from struggling, had to give up, panting and cursing.

"No, I'm telling the truth. You have to believe that there are many strange things in the world. Yan Yan, didn't you see that kind of thing that day? Now that you have all those things, why is it so strange for a man to have children. "Liu Buyu moved with emotion and reason, and even gave a vivid example.

"It's quite easy to talk about, you let me go first, it's uncomfortable." Yan Jingsheng said angrily.

"I'll let you go and you promise not to mess around?" Liu Buyu hesitated.

"Don't worry, Master is a reasonable person, as long as you can convince me."

Liu Buyu looked at the person in his arms and thought for a while, that's all, let him go, anyway... It's just a matter of moving his fingers to restrain his words.

He let go, and Yan Jingsheng came out of his arms, scratched his head indiscriminately, and tilted his head to look at Liu Buyu while moving his painful jawbone.

Liu Buyu sat upright, his eyes were clear and indifferent, and he looked like he was telling the truth.

Yan Jingsheng's sense of unreasonable trust in Liu Buyu made him believe what the other party said in his heart, "Say..." He gave a low laugh, and then scolded: "Damn, what the hell is this! "

Liu Buyu's eyelashes moved, then trembled and drooped, how can the other party accept this matter?Come soft.

He looked up at the other party, and cautiously grabbed Yan Jingsheng's hand, "Yanyan, can't you accept it?"

Yan Jingsheng tilted his head and looked at him for a while, then raised his chin, "Someone suddenly told you that you have a baby in your belly, can you accept it?"

Liu Buyu shook his head, "I'm sorry for Yanyan, I only found out about it recently, I'm not sure if you will have it, so..."

"Who told you that?" Yan Jingsheng calmed himself down, or figured out the matter first.

"My fourth uncle."

"Dear fourth uncle?"

"Correct."

"Nonsense, Liu Buyu, first, don't you have amnesia? Remember your fourth uncle, and second, the Liu family, you only have the third uncle and not the fourth uncle."

"I don't have amnesia." Liu Buyu let out a long sigh of relief, "I'm not strictly from the Liu family."

Yan Jingsheng's facial muscles were contorted, and his brain was knotted. He felt that he was a bit awkward, and he wanted to calm down. "Xiao Liu, since we have become husband and wife, can you stop hiding it all the time, if I am a sick person, I will be scared to death by you directly."

"Don't talk nonsense, pooh three times."

Yan Jingsheng blinked his eyes, his expression was indescribable.

"Speak, be a little taboo."

"Cheng Chengcheng!" Yan Jingsheng raised his hand in surrender, "Okay, then tell me clearly who you are."

"I..." Liu Buyu hesitated for a while, and then said in an extremely serious and indifferent tone, "It's a vixen."

"What?" Yan Jingsheng opened his eyes wide, his expression was really brilliant, and his facial features vividly expressed the master's astonishment and the inner activities of the lunatic, "What the hell are you?"

"I'm a male vixen, from the spirit fox family in Xianpeng. I'm 560 years old this year. I'm a mature, healthy, strong young fox. I don't have the habit of eating people, and I haven't eaten people, but I have hurt and killed people. Over the wicked." After Liu Buyu finished speaking in a serious manner, he added, "I don't like drinking blood, and I don't eat live chickens. My daily diet is also light, and requires careful cooking."

Yan Jingsheng pursed his lips, his eyebrows raised and lowered and he tilted his neck back. Could he be dreaming, his little Liu must be crazy.

One would say that he is a man who can bear children, and the other said that he is a male vixen.He's so damn serious and makes people want to laugh wildly.

"Yanyan... my fourth uncle, that is, a white-haired fox that has lived for more than 5000 years." Liu Buyu felt so helpless, he was really speaking seriously and honestly.

Yan Jingsheng moved his head, "Then you are also white?"

"I'm red."

"Hmm..." Yan Jingsheng frowned, "Then what am I? I'm not a vixen, right? If so, what color am I, multicolored? But I want golden, golden, A big golden fox." After speaking, he gave a thumbs up.

"..." Liu Buyu felt exhausted. After living for so many years, this kind of powerlessness is rare.

Liu Buyu wanted to say something more, but his servants knocked on the door, "Major General, Mr. Yu is here to see you."

I wasn't dreaming... Yan Jingsheng, who just woke up from a dream, glanced at Liu Buyu, then at the door, shook his head, put on his coat, and went downstairs like floating.

After seeing Yu Da, he frowned and walked behind Yu Da, and twisted Yu Da's arm vigorously.

Yu Da cried out in pain.

"Brother, does it hurt?"

"..." Yu Da, who was tearful and turned into a baby Yu, looked at Yan Jingsheng in disbelief, and replied in a daze, "Little San, do you want me to pinch you back and try?"

"I still can't, I'm afraid of pain..." Yan Jingsheng waved his hands subconsciously, then his body froze suddenly, "Damn it, I'm not dreaming!"

"..." Yu Da rubbed his hands, shook his head in front of Yan Jingsheng's wide-open eyes, and then smiled, "Little San'er, Big Brother hasn't seen you for a long time, why do I think so?" .”

"..." Yan Jingsheng covered his face in pain, "Brother, stay away from me, I'm afraid of being infected by you."