Orcs become beast gods

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"Little female from the Da family," everyone looked at this novelty reluctantly, "Could it be a good thing in the book of the beast god?" The basket was disassembled and studied, but Dapeng flew over one step ahead of them, spread its wings to protect the bamboo basket, and pecked the hands of a few females with its sharp beak, which made their plan come to nothing.

One of the older females smiled and said to Shen Yi: "Yi Yi, I am your father's uncle. We met when you were young!" The way of beating badly and swearing not to give up until the goal is achieved is very like the aunt of the neighborhood committee.

Shen Yi replied without changing his expression: "Hello, Uncle."

Seeing that she can get straight to the point now, the female changed the subject: "I heard that you brought some things from the sea of ​​trees. We are a family, so let me see."

Shen Yi said without hesitation, "No."

The female immediately put on the majesty of a parent: "Why not?" The smile on her face disappeared, "I am your uncle!"

Shen Yi smiled, showing no fear of him at all, "I know, but these few things must be shown to the priests and patriarchs first to confirm that they can be used. I am teaching everyone how to do it and how to use it." The next few words obviously mean For everyone present, Shen Yi didn't intend to hide anything, which made them half relieved, and said that the priest and the patriarch went up, and there was no last objection, so they could only leave with regret. go.

The Tiger Clan has always been a primitive society, and they don’t have any concept of private ownership of production materials. They take it for granted that everything should be shared with others, and of course the bamboo baskets made by Shen Yi must be taught to them. The orcs think so, Shen Yi I think so too, just for different reasons.

Firstly, he wanted to improve the lives of the beastmen, and he had thought of using the stomachs of beasts as pouches before, but Shen Yi couldn’t pass his own test without mentioning anything else. No matter what food and water I have, I can't eat or drink it.This trip to the sea of ​​trees just solved this problem. With the bamboo tube and a cork, it is light and easy to carry. Not to mention the water, there are many streams and rivers in the sea of ​​trees, but the salt and seasoning can be placed in the bamboo tube It is used to provide orcs with food when hunting.

Secondly, Shen Yi had a longer-term plan in mind. If he took the opportunity to raise the status of the Beast God Book, then he would have a backing to persuade his clansmen to migrate, but he had not personally visited the location marked in the Beast God Book. Looking at the map, the tiger tribe in the southwest is not far from the safe zone in the east, why not go with the orcs for this autumn hunting.I don't know if Nia Heda, who loves his son like his life, will agree to take this risk by himself?Shen Yi looked at Hei Hu beside him, and felt much more at ease, the idea that being with him was the safest had long been deeply ingrained in his heart.

"We're back." Naturally, Yu was included in the scope of his own family, and the speaker was not interested in the listener, and Yu looked at Shen Yi with gentle eyes that dripped water. "Father, come out and see what good things I brought."

Nia agreed repeatedly, and her happy smile instantly turned into a surprised expression when she saw what Shen Yi brought, "Yi Yi, what is this?" Like other orcs, Nia asked while pointing to the bamboo basket containing the roc.Seeing the injured Roc jumping out of the bamboo basket, Nia raised her voice once, "Doc! What's wrong with Roc? Yi Yi, you beat it, right?" Bird Yiyi treats it like this, forget about all the usual things, but now it actually hurts the bird, "What if the beast god gets angry?"

The dead beast god will be angry?Shen Yi believed that he would not mind bringing the dead back to life just because of a trivial matter, "Abba, the thing is like this..." Shen Yi winked at the neglected Yu and asked him to do whatever he wanted, so he dragged Nia into the house .

Yu helplessly helped Shen Yi pack his things, um, put the Dapeng's bird's nest under the tree first, the Dapeng whose wings were injured and temporarily unable to fly, patted its wings gratefully, and Yu went into the kitchen familiarly and put the mushrooms and fruits into the kitchen. , and the leftover dried meat on the road, put them away, and then divided a dozen bamboo tubes into several parts, and distributed them to several friends and elders. Good tea, bring it to the father and son who are still struggling with the anger of the beast god.

Shen Yi was still listening to Nia's teaching seriously at first, but when he saw the appearance of Yu, the little daughter-in-law, he burst out laughing with a "poof", and the attentive Nia discovered Yu's existence, and hurriedly greeted: "Yu, please Come and sit down."

Yu said "Yes", and sat down beside Shen Yi.

"Yu, you are really a good wife and mother, whoever marries you will definitely enjoy the blessings." Shen Yi said anything when he was happy.

Nia looked blank: "Yi Yi, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Only then did Shen Yi realize his slip of the tongue, and explained again and again: "This, this is what it says in the Beast God Book."

"Ah," Yu said, "Please explain to the emissary what is 'good wife and mother'? What is 'marriage'?"

"That's, that's it," Shen Yi was speechless for a while, "There is a saying in our tribe, 'a good wife and a good mother' means an orc who is very good to a partner, and 'marrying' means being a companion."

"Really?" Yu Ruo thought.

"Yes, yes." Shen Yi concealed his embarrassment.

Da always came back during the meal time, in Shen Yi's words, he was lucky to eat.

After seeing each other for a few days, Shen Yi felt that he should be filial to his father and father, and asked Yu to invite his father and father here. Shen Yi wanted to laugh when he recalled Yu's expression at that time.To use a pleasant description, it is joy, but to describe it in a more vulgar language, it becomes the expression of a concubine who rarely sees the emperor in costume dramas accidentally being favored by the emperor. She is so happy that she can't wait to set off firecrackers. Discovery of sulfur used in gunpowder.

But unfortunately, Shen Yi didn't know that the meeting between the elders of the orcs was equivalent to the effect of meeting the parents in the present world. In the present world, it was an engagement, which meant that Yu and Shen Yi would be together within one year.

So, Shen Yi who knows nothing and the orcs who know everything will definitely have sparks, right?No, everyone's complexion is added together to form a color palette. Shen Yi is white, and his skin is fair; It's just that Karma is a little excited.

"Hey, Da!" Lan greeted the orc naturally, and patted Yu on the shoulder vigorously, "This kid usually troubles you."

"It's more than trouble..." Da mumbled, but his partner could hear him no matter how soft his voice was. Nia glared at him and said with a smile, "Come in."

Kama pushes the flames, and the orc suddenly realizes: "Our gift—a four-horned sheep." Shen Yi curiously looks behind Xiang Lan, where is there any four-horned sheep? Could it be that there are magicians in the primitive society?It can't hide such a big four-horned sheep.

Nia covered Da's mouth, and responded: "We want to accept Gugu chicken." Shen Yi thought that Nia was quite smart, why is he now confused, and wants to accept Gugu chicken that is much smaller than the four-horned sheep?

The four looked at Shen Yi at the same time, and Nia coughed, "Son, what do you want?"

Shen Yi didn't know why, "Of course it's a four-horned sheep."

Da: "Alas..." The few words they said just now are code words when the elders meet in the orc companionship ceremony. Legend has it that in the period of the beast god, the beast god used a four-horned sheep to accompany the female, but the female rejected the orc. The way to refuse is to ask for a Gugu chicken.So in the future, if the female doesn't want to be with the orcs, avoid saying it in person and type a code word, saying that she wants a cuckoo chicken, but her own female will definitely be with Yu and say "of course".

Keeping everything in the dark, Shen Yi happily entered the kitchen, and Nia and Kama also came over to help.

Start with steamed corn cakes.First put an appropriate amount of cornmeal in the stone bowl, add water, just halfway through the cornmeal, and then crack in a few Gugu chicken eggs, and the stirring work is left to Nia.Shen Yi washed several bamboo tubes, motioned Nia and Kama to pour the oatmeal into them, and started to boil water.Put the bamboo tube into the stone pot, cover it with the lid that Shen Yi groped on the road, and it's done.

Next, there is the braised pork made by Nia.During the time when Shen Yi went out, he created a dish of braised pork with fruit. He added several kinds of fruits to the original secret braised pork and cooked it together. He found that the effect was very good. The meat is combined, and it is not sweet in the mouth, but it has a unique taste.

Orcs are used to helping cook meals when they are guests at other houses. A female with first-class craftsmanship like Karma naturally has to give full play to her specialty dishes. What he cooks is not the well-known grilled chicken that was No. 1 in the Spring Festival ten years ago. It was the liver soup that Shen Yi brought to his house last time.

"Why not," Nia saw that Kama was reaching for the liver on the side, and hurriedly stopped him, "Yiyi, go and bring the back of the red-haired beast from Dada today to Uncle Kama."

Karma waved his hand, "No, no, no." Not too dirty, he picked up the liver at hand and replied, "I'll just use this."

Shen Yi took a look and knew what Karma was going to do, "This is liver soup."

Kama nodded, and Nia couldn't stop her anymore, and walked aside to see if her fruit braised pork was done.

Kama washes the liver first, cuts it into thin slices, scalds it in boiling water, then puts the dried wild vegetables in summer and the common fungus in the rainy season and cooks with a lid to suppress the original fishy smell of the liver soup. The taste is delicious, and the liver satisfies the meat-eating habits of the orcs. A dish is indeed a special dish, which makes people mouth watering.After tasting it, I can't wait to enjoy it alone.

After a table of dishes was cooked, everyone ate happily, especially Lan and Kama, after seeing that their boy had a prospective partner, they were extremely relieved, and they naturally let go of their mouths, and Da also ate a lot, because When he saw Yu stretching out his hand, he ate the vegetables before him, and he didn't know when he was full.Shen Yi looked at the people reaching out to take them directly, and began to think about the popularization of chopsticks, but he could imagine the clumsy look of orcs when eating with chopsticks, Shen Yi smiled helplessly, so he had to change the plan of chopsticks into the plan of knife and fork.

All in all, a table of dishes was quickly swept away, everyone looked at Shen Yi with unsatisfied expectations, expecting him to cook something new, Shen Yi naturally felt everyone's expectation, stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

Shen Yi had long expected that the orc's stomach would not be filled with such a small amount of food. Soon, he came out of the kitchen and poured the things in the bamboo tube onto the plate, and steamed meat patties exuding aroma were presented to everyone. in front of.There was silence for a moment, it was admiration for Shen Yi's skillful planning, and not long after, all the steamed meat pies on the plate were wiped out.

"I'm so full." Shen Yi touched his obviously bulging stomach, and Yu followed closely behind and stretched out his claws towards Shen Yi's stomach.

After playing enough with touching, kneading, pinching, he let go, Shen Yi didn't react until he let go, and immediately frowned: "What are you touching! Then touch and chop off your tiger's paws to make a dragon-tiger fight! "

"Dragon-tiger fight?" Yu's interest is all here, "Can I eat it?"

Shen Yi gave him a helpless look, why are the people around him foodies?Mina is, De is, and the two living treasures at home are also, and so is Yu, who has always been a cool guy image.Could it be that I have the attribute of attracting foodies, no, only food is the right way to attract foodies, then, could it be that "I am food?" Shen Yi accidentally said what was in his heart.

"Well," Yu bit Shen Yi's wrist, there were faint tooth marks, and there was no pain, "Yi Yi is delicious."

Shen Yi shook off Yu's hand, poured a cup of tea on his own, looked at the Milky Way in the sky and this world that would never show up, "Yu, when you come back, we will almost..." His face was a little hot, "Let's be together."

Yu nodded his head as a matter of course, and then did not make any unnecessary movements.Shen Yi started to complain again, he didn't have any romantic cells, in this world, which girl would like him?But fortunately, this is not the real world. There are many girls who like him. Even if Yu is gay, he will be very troubled, and his rivals are not divided into men and women.

Yu didn't know the small entanglement in Shen Yi's heart. In his opinion, the companionship ceremony would definitely come, and he had already decided it since the first time he saw Shen Yi, but the problem now was that he would leave the tribe after winter and go alone in the deep forest. Although he is the best among the young orcs, the sea of ​​trees is unfathomable. What if something happens, what will Shen Yi and his family do?He must strengthen his own training, based on the problems exposed in the last competition.

Shen Yi suddenly thought of something, and the smile on his face disappeared, "Yu, the cornmeal is almost used up." Winter is coming, and for more than ten years, he has not lived a very comfortable winter. It is a topic that the family avoids talking about.This year I thought it would be better to find corn, and it turned out to be the same.

Yu's complexion also became solemn: "It seems that it is time to report to the patriarch that the autumn hunting is about to start." Even Shen Yi's family did not have enough food, and the situation of other families can be imagined.

So Shen Yi made up his mind to participate in the autumn hunting with the orcs.