A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

"Be careful, you're frizzy." Wang Shu yelled towards the kitchen.

Yu Chun hurriedly put the fish in the basin, washed his hands and went back to the house.

"Xiao Chun, is this your friend?" Wang Shu took a deep look at Ping Yi, there are not many people in this world she can't see through.

Yu Chun hurriedly introduced Ping Yi to grandma, "Well, his name is Ping Yi, he is a photography enthusiast, and he lives with me recently."

Wang Shu nodded, took small steps to sit on the sofa, and grabbed a handful of candies from the drawer.

Yu Chun went to make tea, and brought it to Wang Shu.

"I'll go back to the house first." Ping Yi stood up, and after confirming that the old lady was alive, there was no need for him to stay.

"No, I'll leave after a while, there's still a mahjong game!" Wang Shu stuffed a piece of candy into her mouth.

Ping Yi heard the words and did not move.

"Grandma, why are you here? I still want to see you." Yu Chun offered tea flatteringly.

Wang Shu glared at him, "It's not that I don't trust you. I told you not to go to those unlucky places, but you just didn't listen."

Yu Chun sneered, "Grandma, you know that's what I learned and did. It's the so-called doing one line and one line!"

"Stop talking to me, are you hurt this time?" Wang Shu's eyes seemed to be able to see through Yu Chun's heart.

Yu Chun was afraid of grandma since he was a child, and he didn't dare to lie to the old lady. He remembered that he lied once when he was a child, and what he got in exchange was physical pain.

"I was bumped, but I wasn't injured." Yu Chun said, as for being pierced by a soul body, grandma might not believe it.

"Do you think I am old and dim-sighted? You look like you lack yang, but you were just bumped?" Wang Shu obviously didn't believe that the bloody disaster is so easy to break.

"Really, I don't believe you keep asking Ping Yi." Yu Chun pointed at Ping Yi and winked at him at the same time.

Ping Yi had the will to try, but Gu Yuchun winked and said: "He was pierced by a soul body and spit out a mouthful of black blood."

Wang Shu raised several eyelids, looked at Ping Yi's expressionless face, "You saved him?"

"That's right." Ping Yi also observed Wang Shu's subtle expression.

Wang Shu stood up and bowed to Ping Yi, "Although I don't know who you are, I still want to thank you for saving my grandson."

"You are too polite." Ping Yi nodded slightly, but accepted her gift.

Yu Chun was shocked, what does the big zongzi mean, why did you even tell the truth?

"Xiao Chun." Wang Shu suddenly turned her head to look at Yu Chun.

"Here!" Yu Chun immediately paused and stood at attention.

"Please ask the family law." Wang Shu said coldly.

Yu Chun's face turned pale, and he bit his lower lip lightly, "Yes."

Ping Yi is not clear, so Yu Chun seems to be very scared.

"Xiaochun is a child with a light personality, and he can't go to those places, but he always doesn't listen to the old man's words, and doesn't take his parents' sacrifices seriously." Wang Shu seemed to explain, and seemed to remind Yuchun of the mistakes he made, and maybe there were other things. meaning.

Hearing grandma mentioning her parents, Yu Chun found a two-finger-thick rattan from the depths of the cabinet, then knelt down in front of grandma's lap, and lifted the rattan above her head.

Ping Yi frowned, and wanted to say something.

As a result, before Ping Yi could speak, Wang Shu raised the cane and slammed it onto Yu Chun's shoulder.

"Will you still go to such a dangerous place in the future?" Wang Shu asked sharply.

Yu Chun bared his teeth and said, "I'm not going!"

Although Ping Yi felt distressed, he did not believe that Yu Chun would not take risks.

"Your life is not only your own, but also the responsibility left by your parents." After finishing speaking, another cane was pulled down.

Yu Chun clenched his teeth, thinking that his grandma is still so strong at this age, so he doesn't have to worry too much about her body.

"I will never make fun of my life again." Yu Chun replied with a shun Liu.

As Yu Chun's grandma, Wang Shu still doesn't know his virtues, she speaks nicely, and if she can do half of it, she will burn the incense.

In order to let Yu Chun remember, and to let Ping Yi see her attitude clearly, Wang Shu endured the distress and slapped the cane on Yu Chun's body.

Yu Chun didn't beg for mercy, his back was straightened, and he took all the whippings.

After ten blows, Wang Shu put the cane in Yu Chun's hand, "Send it back."

Yu Chun gasped and stood up, and returned the family law to the cabinet, still buried in the deepest place, hoping not to take it out again in the future.

"Okay, it's time for me to go back. You are staying at home to recover from your injuries. You are not allowed to go anywhere!" Wang Shu glared at Yu Chun and gave the final order.

Yu Chun just wanted to say that he still needs to open a shop, but finally opened his mouth, and Ping Yi helped the old lady to the door.

"Don't worry, grandma, I will watch him for you." Ping Yi's voice was without any ups and downs.

Wang Shu's heart trembled, hoping that it wouldn't be counterproductive, "That's troublesome."

After all, Wang Shu went out to leave.

After confirming that grandma had left, Yu Chun hissed, "It hurts me to death, this old lady is still so ruthless."

"Your grandma always beats you?" Ping Yi frowned.

Yu Chun didn't want Ping Yi to misunderstand his grandma, "No, there were only two hits in total, and it was my grandma's request after I recovered from my risky injury."

"It deserves it." Ping Yi knew that what the old lady did was for Yu Chun's good in the final analysis.

However, Yu Chun belongs to the kind who forgets the pain when the scar is healed, and remembers eating but not beating.

"Stop being sarcastic, just give me some medicine, ah, ah, cut!" Yu Chun sneezed, then sniffed.

Ping Yi thought to himself, this little bastard can instigate people.

But seeing his pitiful appearance, I went to find medicine to apply to him.

"Your house is complete." Ping Yi took out the trauma medicine.

"Just in case, when you are in a hurry to go out, you don't have time to go to the pharmacy to prepare." Yu Chun bald, and shook out something.

Ping Yi thinks of their first meeting, Yu Chun really didn't feel wronged by the cane.

"Hiss, light, light!" Yu Chun gasped.

Ping Yi relaxed his movements, looking at Yu Chun's porcelain-white skin covered with scars, he felt pity and felt that he deserved it.

Fortunately, most of these scars did not bleed, but bruising is inevitable, and it will take a few days of suffering.

After applying the ointment, Ping Yi wanted to put the clothes on for Yu Chun, but Yu Chun stopped him, "Don't wear it, it hurts."

Ping Yi looked away unnaturally, "Then you have a good rest."

"I want to eat fish." Yu Chun said suddenly.

Ping Yi looked at him puzzled, "You don't want me to do it for you, do you?"

Yu Chun immediately showed a pitiful expression, "The fish has already been cleaned up, if you don't cook it now, it won't be fresh tonight."

Ping Yi took a deep breath, "I'll try." After speaking, he walked towards the kitchen.

Sitting down on the sofa, Yu Chun turned on the TV, thinking that the big rice dumpling would also be soft-hearted, so he tried it, but he didn't expect the other party to be quite easy to talk to.

After watching the two episodes of the series, before Ping Yi came out of the kitchen, Yu Chun just wanted to go and see, when the people inside appeared with plates.

"What is this?" Yu Chun looked at the things on the plate.

"Sashimi." Ping Yi put the plate on the table, and the cooked sashimi was sliced ​​very evenly, as if sliced ​​by a machine.

"You went in for an hour and a half, and you just got a plate of sashimi?" Yu Chun couldn't believe it.

Ping Yi said uncomfortably: "There is also rice and a pot of fish bone soup."

Yu Chun swallowed his saliva, he can't be too demanding, some food is good.

Just imagine, apart from him, who else has eaten meals made from ancient corpses.

Filled with a bowl of rice, Yu Jun ate a meal with sashimi and fish soup. Although it was less oily and salty, it was very comfortable to eat.

After the meal, Yu Chun didn't dare to order the big rice dumpling to wash the dishes, obediently picked up the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen, and then washed them clean.

At night, Yu Chun, who was feeling uncomfortable all over, secretly went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Being top-heavy, he didn't go to the big zongzi to apply medicine. With his half-wet hair on his head, he went back to the house and lay down on the bed before going to sleep.

As for Ping Yi's body in the north room, his mind was full of Yu Chun's naked upper body, making him apply medicine alluringly, which made it impossible for him to meditate when he was practicing.

In the middle of the night, Ping Yi finally entered the cultivation state, when he suddenly heard a soft sound from outside.

He opened the door and walked out, only to see Yu Chun helping the crooked water glass.

"Sorry to wake you up." Yu Chun's voice was extremely hoarse, as if it had been polished by coarse sandpaper.

Ping Yi looked at Yu Chun's unnaturally red face, and walked over, "Do you have a fever?"

"What are you talking about, I'm a decent person." The yellow stuff in Yu Chun's head unconsciously leaked out.

The corner of Ping Yi's mouth twitched, and he poured him a glass of water, "I'll help you back to the house."

"I'm not a casual person, hehe, I'm not a casual person." Yu Chun raised Ping Yi's jaw teasingly, as if he had eaten a bear's heart and a leopard's guts.

It is said that people who are drunk will go crazy with alcohol, but Pingyi doesn't know that people who are intoxicated will also be so desperate.

Slapping off Yu Chun's paw, Ping Yi helped him onto the bed and poured him a glass of water.

Seeing him whimpering and looking uncomfortable, he bit his finger again and began to draw ghostly symbols on his forehead.

Yu Chun only felt that Ping Yi's fingers were cool, and it was extremely comfortable to stick to his forehead, but just moving around made his heart itch.

Feeling that Ping Yi took his hand away, Yu Chun hugged Ping Yi's slightly cool arm, and murmured: "Don't go."

Facing Shang Yuchun's big watery eyes, Ping Yi's resistance collapsed for a while, and he followed his movements and lay down on the bed.

This night, Yu Chun slept very deeply. In his dream, he came to a strange place. There were no high-rise buildings here, and there were undeveloped wild lands everywhere.

Not only that, but he also saw Ping Yi here. Ping Yi in front of him was dressed in auspicious cloud white robe, like a god descending from the earth, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, so powerful.

I saw that Ping Yi made a quick move, and it was thunder, rain and waterfall.

After finishing all this, Ping Yi turned around and picked up the boy sitting on the rock with dangling legs, Yu Chun could even hear the boy's joyful laughter.

"Get up, it's time to take your medicine."

Just when Yu Chun was about to see the boy's face clearly, the sound of a big rice dumpling came from his ear.