A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

For Yu Chun and Ping Yi's son, everyone has the same attitude, that is to love him!

When it comes to Wang Shu, an intergenerational relative, she talks about her grandson all day long.

Those bad friends and peers who came down to Yuchun are closer than their own children.

"Ping Hao'an! Where did you go and get covered in mud again!" Yu Chun felt that he was on the verge of breaking out. This child was his nemesis. He had never seen such a naughty child. He couldn't sit still like a monkey. God made trouble.

Hearing his father calling his name, the three-year-old Xiaodou Ding, who was about to sneak into the house, immediately put on an aggrieved expression.

But Yu Chun, who is used to seeing him like this, has already developed immune antibodies, "Come here!"

"Father." Ping Haoan called softly.

Yu Chun smiled darkly.

Knowing that he couldn't run away, Ping Hao'an rolled his eyes, and suddenly shouted towards the door, "Father, why are you back all of a sudden!"

Yu Chun subconsciously looked towards the door, but when he turned his head, Ping Haoan had already run back to his own small bedroom, and the door was slammed shut from the inside.

Knowing that she was cheated, Yu Chun was a little dumbfounded, being fooled by a three-year-old child, she really had no face to say it.

"Ping Hao'an, I'll count to three. If you don't come out, you won't have to eat tonight!" Yu Chun said standing at the door.

A brat's voice came from inside, "I won't come out. After my father comes back, I don't believe you dare to starve me!"

Yu Chun ground his teeth loudly, "Okay, then let's wait and see!"

About two hours later, Ping Yi opened the door and entered the house. He has often been to the Tianshi Association recently, and he is almost becoming an employee there, in order to earn extra money to support his children.

Seeing that this task is completed, they can consider changing to a bigger house, for example, the courtyard house in the imperial capital is quite good.

"I'm back." Yu Chun took Ping Yi's coat very graciously, and now Ping Yi is making more money than him.

Ping Yi nodded, "Where's that boy Hao An, he won't be hiding in the house again, right?"

For this kind of situation, Ping Yi is no stranger to it. If Ping Hao'an was born as a demigod with excellent talent, even if he doesn't need to cultivate deliberately, his future achievements will not be small.

Therefore, Ping Yi and Yu Chun were very relieved, so they simply came for a stocking.

But it was such a reassuring child who was spoiled by them, and now he was obviously growing crookedly, but they had no way to correct it.

There have been three kindergartens, and they all feel exhausted.

"Well, it would be good to starve him tonight." While Yu Chun was speaking, he winked at Ping Yi.

Based on their perception, they naturally knew that Ping Haoan was lying on the crack of the door to eavesdrop.

"Okay, he's too fat, it doesn't matter if he's hungry a few times." Ping Yi said even worse.

Ping Hao'an inside is not calm anymore, his greatest joy in life is to eat, otherwise he won't grow fat and fat.

If he doesn't eat this night, he won't die of starvation, but he will die of hunger.

Especially when Dad was cooking, the faint scent kept drilling into his nose.

Woohoo, dad and father won't really deny him food, right?

Don't look at Ping Haoan's young age, but he has a lot of eyes, and he learned to sue for crimes early on.

He raised his hand, fiddled with the smart watch, and called grandma directly, hmph, someone will make the decision for him.

As a result, the phone rang a lot, but no one answered it.

As a young boy, he didn't know that the signal had been interfered by Lord Thor outside, so he didn't get through at all.

However, Ping Haoan would not give up easily, he called several uncles, especially Uncle Zhang Ling, who loved him the most.

As a result, no one answered his phone at all.

Just when Ping Hao'an was wondering, there was the voice of his father shouting for dinner.

The sound of chopsticks touching the dishes, Ping Haoan couldn't sit still, and immediately opened the door and went out.

But saw that the two fathers were already sitting at the dining table eating, "Ah, you are too much, I want to eat too!"

Saying that, he climbed up the chair recklessly.

Yu Chun held the chopsticks and looked at Ping Haoan, "I'm sorry, I didn't take you with me."

"Father, I was wrong." Ping Hao'an apologized very wisely.

Yu Chun felt as if he had punched the cotton with his fist. This child would obediently admit his mistakes every time, but he would never repent.

Ping Yi suddenly laughed out loud.

Yu Chun glared, "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, Hao'an's personality is very similar to yours." Obviously, Ping Yi thought of what Yu Chun had done before, and admitted his mistakes very happily, but he was not ambiguous when he made a mistake again.

Yu Chun looked embarrassed, "I'm educating children."

"Ahem, you continue, I won't bother you anymore." Ping Yi moved his chopsticks to eat.

"Tell me, what mistake did you make?" Yu Chun didn't intend to bring bowls and chopsticks to Ping Hao'an.

Seeing that his father had already eaten, Ping Haoan admitted his mistake even faster, "I shouldn't fight with the children, I shouldn't lie to you, and I shouldn't hide in the room alone and lose my temper."

"You even got into a fight with the kid!" Yu Chun slapped the chopsticks on the table, got up immediately and said, "Aren't you a kindergarten kid? Come with me to his house to apologize!"

"No need, the teacher will come over later." Ping Hao'an's voice became smaller and smaller.

Yu Chun was overwhelmed with anger, and laughed back in anger, "You are so capable, you actually held back until now and said, why didn't your teacher call me in advance?"

"I used my ability to tamper with the reserved information. I'm afraid the teacher has already called abroad." Ping Hao'an looked at the clam cakes on the table, looking delicious.

Yu Chun rubbed his forehead, which god did he offend by sending such a little devil over here.

"The child is in your hands. I have a headache." Yu Chun rolled his eyes and slipped away. He had no choice but to be approached by the teacher. It was really embarrassing.

Before Ping Yi could react, Yu Chun, who had recovered his abilities, teleported away directly.

Just when Ping Haoan was about to reach out to grab the pancakes, Ping Yi said, "Wash your hands first."

Ping Haoan still listened to his father's words very much, obediently went to wash his hands, and then went to the table to eat.

However, this meal is destined to be unbearable, because the teacher came to the door.

Ping Hao'an is very capable in getting kindergarten teachers to come to him, especially private kindergartens, he doesn't care too much at all.

"Excuse me, is this Ping Haoan's home?" Behind a female preschool teacher, there is a middle-aged man and woman with a little boy.

Ping Yi showed a polite smile, "Yes, please come in."

Seeing that Pingyi's attitude was so good, the few people who came in did not attack right away.

Ping Hao'an dared to show his temper in front of Yu Chun, but he didn't dare to get angry with Ping Yi, and stood obediently beside his father.

"I don't know if Ping Hao'an told you about the daytime incident?" the female preschool teacher asked first.

Ping Yi raised his hand and rubbed Ping Hao'an's head, "I didn't say anything, did something happen?"

Ping Haoan looked at his father, his ability to open his eyes and tell lies is really strong, he just said that it would be good to fight with the children.

Seeing this, the female preschool teacher talked about what happened in the kindergarten before school, "I originally wanted to contact your parents, but the phone number is wrong."

"This was our mistake." As he spoke, Ping Yi handed the female preschool teacher a business card, so that he would not be afraid of the brat playing tricks.

The female preschool teacher took it with both hands, then put it in the Kun bag, pointed to the two people behind her and said: "These two are the parents of the child who was beaten, and their son, although the matter is not serious, it is always wrong to do it first. "

Ping Yi glanced at the injured child, except for black eyes, there was no serious injury.

"We will bear the medical expenses, as well as the mental damage expenses." Ping Yi's attitude was still polite.

The male parent is not an unreasonable person, and it is normal for the children to fight and fight. "The cost is another matter. I think your son should apologize first."

Ping Yi looked at Ping Haoan, "Say it."

Ping Hao'an glared at the little boy who had been beaten up by him, "He deserves a beating!"