A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

When the genius was bright, Yu Chun was called out by Ping Yi.

"What are you doing up so early?" Yu Chun rubbed his eyes and asked.

Ping Yi glanced at him angrily, "You said you were going to the market this morning."

Upon hearing this, Yu Chun hurriedly got up, "Hurry up, there will be no good things if you go late!"

Ping Yi couldn't help laughing, "Are you going to buy some living thing?"

"Buy a few chickens and rabbits, let them tidy up, and then we can take it to Kunlun Mountains, and we can also do barbecue." Yu Chun thought of this, and the salivary amylase in his mouth began to secrete.

There are indeed not many animals on Kunlun Mountains. Instead of hunting, it is better to buy some ready-made reliable ones.

They didn't call anyone else, they left the hotel directly and went to the nearby morning market.

There are big episodes here every Wednesday, but the biggest morning episode is on the first day of each month.

Regardless of how bright it was before, the roads where cars used to travel were already full of people, and the vehicles just detoured, so they couldn't get through anyway.

There are so many things in the morning collection that Yu Chun's eyes are dazzled.

Sniffing his nose, he smelled the strong smell of soybean juice.

"There are deep-fried dough sticks ahead, let's deal with breakfast first." Yu Chun reminded.

"Okay." Ping Yi could not bear Xiao Chun to be hungry.

The two came to the breakfast stall and ordered three fried dough sticks and two bowls of soybean juice.

The corners of Yu Chun's mouth turned up when he ate it, the taste was simply too authentic, no worse than the one in the imperial capital.

"Boss, how did you make this bean juice? It's too fragrant. Give me another bowl." Yu Chun said to the boss who passed by him.

The boss chuckled, "This is the stupid soybean grown by my family. It is ground with a stone mill. It must be delicious!"

Yu Chun gave a thumbs up and must give a big thumbs up.

"Boys, you came early enough today. I came late last time. Not to mention soybean juice, I didn't even buy a deep-fried dough stick." A fat aunt next to me said.

Yu Chun looked at the huge insulated bucket, could they all be sold?

Soon, he knew the sales volume of this bean juice.

Many of them are packaged directly, and one purchase is four or five copies.

After breakfast, Yu Chun rubbed his stomach in satisfaction, "This way I will have the strength to go for a walk."

The two strolled in the crowded morning market, with shopping stalls on both sides.

Some sell live fish, some sell clothes, some sell seafood, and some sell fruits, including old home appliances, which are also sold here.

"I'm thinking about buying two pineapples when I come back later, let's go buy live things first." Yu Chun swallowed while looking at the pineapple booth next to him.

Ping Yi wrote down, "Don't forget."

The two continued to walk forward for about half an hour before reaching the place where they bought live animals.

There are several here in succession, all selling poultry, including chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits and pigeons, and some rare carnivores.

Yuchun found a company with the most complete poultry, and went directly to ask the price.

The seller is a couple, "The things here are all raised by themselves, 25 chickens, 70 ducks, [-] geese, [-] rabbits, [-] pigeons..."

"Will you clean it up?" Yu Chun asked, he didn't want to slaughter the chicken.

"It's all cleaned up for free," said the man who sold the goods.

Yuchun came to the outside of the chicken fence, pointed to the big rooster inside and said, "I want this one, this one, and this one..."

The woman selling the goods also came to help. Now the chickens, ducks and geese are cleaned by machines, and the rabbits have to be skinned with a knife.

Yuchun bought a total of seven chickens, eight ducks, six rabbits, and ten pigeons.

All the poultry are packed and ready to go.

Yuchun paid the money, thinking that it would be cheaper to buy things in Zaoji, but in the fresh food supermarket, just two chicken legs would cost more than 20 yuan.

Here, buying a live chicken is enough.

After buying these things, Yu Chun bought some more fruits, naturally he did not forget his favorite pineapple.

When they returned to the hotel, it was already nine o'clock in the morning, and everyone was waiting for them to come back.

Seeing these things Yu Chun bought, the other four were almost speechless, but they didn't say anything.

Because after arriving at Kunlun Mountain, these things are good food.

The six people checked out of the hotel room, then got back into the car and headed straight for the Kunlun Mountains.

Ping Yi had already seen those ghosts, so he drove to the nearest mountain where the ghosts were located.

As for reaching the mountains, you have to walk into the mountains.

"You bought so many things, and you didn't carry any of them!" Hou Qing complained from behind, he was almost like a bag-carrying boy.

Yu Chun turned around and glanced at Hou Qing, "I paid for it, and of course you guys will do the rest."

Hearing this, Hou Qing still wanted to say something, but Zhang Ling who was on the side said, "Would you like me to get some for you?"

"No, I'm not tired, I'm just teasing Yuchun." Hou Qing said something duplicity, because he just didn't want to tire his little celestial master.

"How far do we have to go?" Yu Chun was a little tired. No matter how much energy he had in his body, he had to have a strong body to support him. It seemed that exercising his body was really important.

Ping Yi looked back at Xiaochun, "It will take a long time to go, it is the shady side of the Kunlun Mountains, it is far away from here, and because of the unique landform and aura here, it is not suitable for teleportation."

Yu Chun took out a bottle of water from the backpack behind him, "All right."

"If you're tired, I'll carry you." Ping Yi stopped and waited for Yu Chun.

Yu Chun took a sip of water, shook his head and said, "No need, I can persist."

Everyone else is walking well, but he needs someone to carry him, what a shame!

Hou Qing teased, "With your physical strength, can you usually satisfy Ping Yi?"

"Can't I satisfy him!" Yu Chun quit, he is also a man, okay?

"Cough, cough, cough!" Peng He, who was walking behind drinking water, suddenly coughed.

Yu Chun glared at him immediately, "It's as if you're not being crushed!"

Peng He just choked, but Yu Chun did not expect an indiscriminate attack.

"And Hou Qing, I remember the first time between you and Brother Zhang, it seems to be down there, I don't know if you are satisfied with Brother Zhang." Yu Chun remembered Hou Qing's berserk incident, he was really a pure man.

Although he was suppressed, he was respected by them.

If Zhang Ling had been raped by Hou Qing that time, they probably wouldn't be able to get together now.

Hou Qing stared, which pot is not open and which pot to lift!

Ping Yi glanced at the triumphant Yu Chun, this guy is still not tired.

Until the evening, they did not reach the location of the ghost clan.

Fortunately, they have already prepared things for camping.

Pitch the tent and light the bonfire.

Hou Qing took out the chicken and rabbit meat from the ice pack and prepared to cook it for barbecue.

Everyone sat around the fire, quite a feeling of camping.

"Don't sit still, why don't someone tell a story?" Yu Chun suggested, he often chatted with those bosses in Panjiayuan to pass the time.

As a result, everyone was silent.

Yu Chun sucked his back molars, "Then let me start first."

Everyone looked at Yu Chun at the same time.

Yu Chun was speechless, and took a moment to say: "In a certain university, a fat classmate came out of the cafeteria after eating. It was rainy and the road was slippery. When he went down the steps, the fat man slipped and sat on the ground. The fat man stood up and patted his buttocks." Said: It’s all right. At this time, a girl next to me said weakly: “Student, the tile is broken.”

"Pfft!" Zhang Ling laughed out loud.

Goodbye to the others, they all looked expressionless.

Yu Chun couldn't help being annoyed, "Why don't you tell me something, or you can cooperate!"

"If you tell me one more thing, we will definitely cooperate." Ping Yi said from the side.

Yu Chun looked at these people suspiciously, and had deep doubts about their character, "The fairy tale is that the princess kissed the frog, and the frog turned into a handsome prince, and the people next to her were full of blessings: together. The reality is: the princess kissed the frog and was infected with Sparganum mansoni, and the person next to her sneered: If you don’t do it, you won’t die.”

"Haha, don't you think that fat man who smashed the tiles just now is too funny?" Hou Qing laughed loudly.

The others also laughed, but not because of Yu Chun's joke, but because of Hou Qing's teasing virtue.

Even Yu Chun couldn't help but laugh, even knowing that Hou Qing said that on purpose.

After the atmosphere heated up, Xue Liang also told a joke.

As expected of an old driver, he went down the road as soon as he spoke, and the colorful jokes came as soon as he opened his mouth.

Peng He next to him didn't show any weakness. As a policeman, he must have seen a lot, and he would usually talk about dirty jokes like "the future will be long" with his colleagues.

Ping Yi didn't have this ability anymore, but he was in a very good mood.

Seeing that it was almost midnight, everyone returned to the tent one after another.

A formation has been set up nearby, and there is no fear of anyone attacking here, even snakes, insects, rats and ants have been isolated.

Yu Chun lay in the sleeping bag, sharing a double sleeping bag with Ping Yi as usual.

"Big Zongzi, we will see the ghost clan tomorrow, do you think they will reject me?" Yu Chun was a little worried, after all, the prophecy was aimed at him ten thousand years ago.

And because of this premonition, the first ones to be affected were the ghosts of the underworld.

Ping Yi kissed Yu Chun's lips reassuringly, "No, they are all your clansmen, you are the son of Pluto, you should have confidence in yourself."

Yu Chun nodded, the ghost clan is his responsibility, no matter whether the ghost clan accepts him or not, he must do what he should do.

After Yuchun fell asleep, Ping Yi got out of the sleeping bag and went to sit by the campfire outside.

"Why did you come out?" Hou Qing also walked to the campfire.

Ping Yi glanced at him, "If you don't want to mess with Zhang Ling, why are you here to join in the fun?"

Hou Qing rubbed his nose, "Zhang Ling is practicing, I'm too lazy to hide my breath, so I come out to breathe."

"Zhang Ling is really working hard." Ping Yi said, although Zhang Ling is a human, but the degree of hard work is much better than Yu Chun.

Compared with Zhang Ling who practiced when he had time, Yu Chun was cursing and swearing at the back.

"I'd rather him be lazy." Hou Qing sighed, obviously lacking nourishment.

Seeing Hou Qing's virtue of desire and dissatisfaction, Ping Yi immediately regained his balance. In this regard, Xiaochun is very cooperative!