A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

After kissing, is there still a bowl of noodles, Yu Chun picked up the spoon and ate again.

Seeing Yu Chun eating his leftover noodles without hesitation, the corners of Ping Yi's mouth curled up slightly, the upward arc was not too big, but it warmed people's hearts.

"Yu Chun!"

Just as the two were dining here, a voice sounded beside them.

Yu Chun held the noodles in his mouth, looked to the side, chewed a few times and swallowed the noodles, "Dayong!"

The person who came was none other than Wu Yong, one of Yu Chun's bad friends.

Wu Yong sat down next to Yu Chun and called the proprietress for a bowl of wonton noodles.

Ping Yi took a look at Wu Yong, compared to the first time he met, this person's complexion was very bad, Yintang was faintly darkened, and he looked like he was going to be unlucky.

"Dayong, I told you that you haven't slept for several nights, be careful of sudden death while playing games." Yu Chun took a sip of the noodle soup.

Wu Yong looked at Yu Chun desperately, and said mysteriously: "What about playing games, let me tell you, I was crushed by ghosts."

Hearing this, Yu Chun burst out laughing.

Wu Yong immediately covered his bowl of noodles so as not to be fed by him.

"Ghost pressure bed, I said you are not seven or eighty, why not be so superstitious." Yu Chun laughed, completely forgetting the scene of seeing a female ghost with his own eyes.

As if he had already guessed that Yu Chun didn't believe it, Wu Yong pointed to his dark circles, "Did you see that, in order to avoid ghosts pressing the bed, I haven't slept for several nights, but as long as I close my eyes, I still can't move. It's like zombies."

Yu Chun gave him a white look, "You still have zombie disease, you still have zombie disease, your so-called ghost press is just sleep paralysis."

Hearing this, Ping Yi looked at Yu Chun, not quite understanding the sleep paralysis he was talking about.

"What is sleep paralysis?" Let alone Ping Yi, a big zongzi, even Wu Yong, a modern person, has never heard of it.

Yu Chun took out a tissue, wiped his mouth, and said, "The so-called ghost press in your mouth is sleep paralysis. During sleep paralysis, you can hear voices, but you can't move your body, and you can't make a sound. It feels like someone is pressing on your chest, and you feel stuffy for a while, don't you?"

Wu Yong nodded again and again. This is how he felt when he was pressed by a ghost. For this reason, he went to the hospital for an examination to see if he had any incurable diseases. Facts have proved that he has a strong heart and a good kidney, and there is no hidden danger in his body.

Yu Chun continued: "That's right, a person's sleep cycle is in sequence the falling asleep period, the light sleep period, the deep sleep period, the deep sleep period, and finally the rapid eye movement period, which is the dreaming period.

Sleep paralysis is the rapid eye movement period that occurs during the sleep cycle when we fall into deep sleep and start dreaming.

During the rapid eye movement period, our skeletal muscles are in a state of extremely low tension except for the respiratory muscles and eye muscles.This is a protective effect, which can prevent us from hurting ourselves or the person next to us by making actions with the dream.

And sleep paralysis is because the consciousness is awake during the rapid eye movement period, but the muscles of the limbs are still in a state of low tension, resulting in the situation of not listening to the command of the consciousness, coupled with self-fear, resulting in hallucinations. "

"I'll go, where did you know this?" Wu Yong immediately regarded Yu Chun as a heavenly being.

Yu Chun shook his head and tail and said: "Watch the computer news, there are expert lectures every now and then."

"Then why didn't I have sleep paralysis before, and how can I cure sleep paralysis?" Wu Yong asked shamelessly.

Yu Chun smiled lightly, "Sleep paralysis usually occurs in people with high stress. I don't know how you get it, but as long as you have a regular schedule, exercise moderately, avoid staying up late, and maintain an optimistic attitude."

"Hey, can you tell me that I have been doing a good job of these things? Since I sold the game account last year, I seldom touch the computer, let alone stay up late. As for sports, I have always been a hobby. How is my mentality? You still don't know?" Wu Yong said.

"That's true, then how did you get sleep paralysis?" Yu Chun asked him puzzled.

The corner of Wu Yong's mouth twitched, "Cooperating with the knowledge you showed off just now is useless."

Yu Chun chuckled, "Why don't I give you a scientific analysis first, as for the unscientific, let's ask him!"

Saying that, Yu Chun pointed at Ping Yi, "Ping Yi's elder is a master of metaphysics, maybe he will know something."

Ping Yi was taken aback when he heard this, when did he have an elder, and he was also a master of metaphysics, why didn't he know it?

Seeing Yu Chun winking at him, Ping Yi had no choice but to speak up, the character design must not collapse.

"The last time you went to Yushan, did you encounter any unclean things?" Ping Yi directly started from the source, because the last time he saw Wu Yong, he was still fine.

Wu Yong thought for a while, and then a look of embarrassment appeared on his face, "I don't know what is unclean. I didn't notice that there was a grave bag nearby when I relieved myself in the open air. The urine seemed to be poured there, and I felt my body immediately. It was cold, but only for a while, and I didn't take it seriously."

"You don't want to find a place to relieve yourself!" Yu Chun scolded angrily, if anyone poured urine on his grave, he would not let it go.

Wu Yong scratched his head, "I didn't do it on purpose, isn't that in a hurry?"

"Don't be in a hurry now?" Yu Chun said unhappily, and then asked Xiang Pingyi with an attitude of humbly asking for advice, "Do you think it has something to do with it?"

Ping Yi raised his hand and rubbed Yu Chun's face, "Go and see."

"Then I'll borrow a car." Wu Yong said immediately.

Yu Chun kicked over, "At this time, I still don't forget to show off, borrow some kind of car, take a taxi, give the driver some extra money, and ask him to wait for us."

"Okay!" Wu Yong said, he didn't care about finishing the noodles, and got up to leave.

"Wait." Ping Yi said at this time, "Buy some ingots and paper money, and prepare some things for the offering."

"Okay." Wu Yong only felt cold all over.

Seeing this, Yu Chun became soft-hearted, "Don't worry too much, maybe it's not because of this incident, we should apologize to the other party, after all, you disturbed the other party first."

Thinking of this, Wu Yong felt much better, "I'm going to buy paper money now, and I'll wait for you at the intersection."

"Okay, let's go." Yu Chun finished his cold bowl of noodle soup, and when it was time to pay the bill, he realized that Wu Yong ran away without paying the bill.

Yu Chun paid the money and charged the account to Wu Yong.

"I can't continue digging out the old house." Yu Chun rubbed his nose with regret.

"The old house can't escape again." Ping Yi comforted.

Yu Chun smiled, "I'm just talking casually." Then he said: "Brother Ping, Dayong is really contaminated by unclean things?"

"It's very possible, but the other party's malice is not serious, just apologize if you want to come and go." It was also because Wu Yong did not bear any crimes on him that he would help.

Today's people are really daring, grave robbery is one of them, disrespecting the dead is fatal.

When the two reached the intersection, Wu Yong was standing beside a taxi, waving at them.

"Did you buy everything?" Yu Chun asked.

Wu Yong opened the car door for them, "I bought it, Apples are all high-quality Fuji, let me put them in the trunk."

The driver was talkative, and when he learned that they went to Yushan to visit the graves of relatives, he praised them for their filial piety.

"There are not many filial young people like you, unlike some people, who hire someone to sweep the tomb on Qingming Festival." The driver said in a rambling manner.

Yu Chun followed up, "Young people are busy now, and many of them are working in other places. Hiring grave sweepers is also a way of thinking about the deceased relatives."

"That's right. At my age, I still have to drive a taxi to make money. But if you want me to say, just do what you want. If you burn more paper, your relatives will always understand."

While chatting, they arrived at Hayama.

The taxi driver parked the car at the foot of the mountain, "I'll wait for you here, try to hurry up."

"Okay!" Yuping took out an unopened pack of cigarettes from his pocket, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

The driver took the cigarette with a smile, "It's okay, I'll take out your things for you."

The three carried their things and entered Yushan again.

"Can you still find the place?" Yu Chun asked Wu Yong.

Wu Yong said with an expression not to underestimate others: "Don't take me for you. You can find some exaggerations when you close your eyes, but you will definitely not go the wrong way."

"Hurry up, it's getting dark early now." Ping Yi reminded that it took four hours to get from the old house to Yushan.

Wu Yong led the way, and his pace quickened a lot.

In addition to worrying about the safety of his feet, Ping Yi also worried about whether Yu Chun would get lost.

Not long after, the three came to the vicinity of the grave that Wu Yong had mentioned.

The graves are not big, so they are easily overlooked, and even the tombstones are only the size of bricks.

"That's right here." Wu Yong licked his lips and said, thanks to the company of Yu Chun and Ping Yi, otherwise he wouldn't dare to come here again.

Yu Chun helped put the fruit offerings on the table, and he would buy them for five or five.

Ping Yi said to Wu Yong: "Weeding, burning paper."

Wu Yong cleaned up all the weeds near the grave, surrounded it with plastic fake flowers, and then squatted in front of the tombstone to prepare to burn paper.

"Kneel down and be pious, otherwise it's useless." After coming here, Ping Yi has already confirmed that the thing that caused Wu Yong's ghost to press the bed is the thing below.

Wu Yong knelt down on his knees and began to burn the paper, apologizing as he burned, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that day, please forgive me, now the grave bag is covered with fake flowers, people who pass by here will definitely pay attention... ..."

With Wu Yong's apology sentence by sentence, Yintang's blackness gradually faded away.

Ping Yi looked at Qing Qi on the grave bag, and said in his heart: "Your unintentional mistake, let him go."

Qing Qi rose upright, as if bowing to Ping Yi, and then entered the grave.

"Okay." Ping Yi said to Wu Yong.

Wu Yong was apologizing with all his heart and soul. Hearing this, he looked up at Ping Yi, "Is that enough?"

"Okay." Ping Yi said calmly.

Wu Yong took another look at the tomb. In fact, he didn't even know whether it was a man or a woman buried inside, but the apology in his heart was very sincere, "Let me burn all these papers."

Ping Yi nodded, it was agreed.