A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

In Yu Chun's small home, Ping Yi was sitting on the sofa with two long legs resting on the coffee table, concentrating on fiddling with the phone.

"Come and help." Yu Chun squeezed in through the door carrying a bunch of things.

Ping Yi looked up at him, "Are you going to move the mall back?"

"What, the lantern broke last year, I bought a new one." Yu Chun stepped on the heel of his left foot with his right foot to take off his shoe.

Ping Yi sighed, and went to help, "Then what are these things? The left one is packed in the right one, I should have known better if I drove to buy them."

Yu Chun finally took off his shoes, "I bought them all in the market near the community, what are you doing driving there, you just started and arrived at the place."

Pingyi opened one of the bags and saw a series of flashing lights inside, "I remember someone just said about the electricity bill escalation, so save it."

"What's the same? I just want to create an atmosphere during the Chinese New Year. Besides, it was a ladder last year, but it was reset in January this year, and now the fees are normal." Yu Chun straightened his waist, and the thing weighed dozens of catties.

"Did you buy fish and keep them?" Ping Yi took over two alive and kicking fish, and they were of different species.

"This is silver carp and catfish, which means that there will be more than one year after another, and we will clean them up tomorrow." Yu Chun picked up the bag in Ping Yi's hand and put it directly into the big basin in the bathroom to raise it.

The corner of Ping Yi's mouth twitched, "Then you won't buy it tomorrow?"

"What if there are no more tomorrow!" Yu Chun was still draining water in the bathroom. These two fish were chosen by himself, and they were very lively.

Next, Ping Yi opened the other bags, and there were all kinds of things inside, including two pairs of red underwear of different sizes.

"Don't tell me, this is for you and me?" Ping Yi could only guess like this.

Yu Chun gave him a thumbs up expression that you guessed right, "Wear it on New Year's Eve, good luck for a year."

"Hehe." Ping Yi laughed dryly twice.

"What about this one?" Ping Yi took out two pairs of red socks again, "What's the point?"

"Wearing red socks during the Chinese New Year is naturally stepping on villains and little ghosts." Yu Chun said, and at the same time regretted that he didn't like wearing colored socks, so he wore a pair of white socks during the New Year last year. Big zongzi, he still sees hell every day.

Ping Yi raised his eyebrows, he is really knowledgeable.

"Clean up these things, and I'll go downstairs again." Yu Chun clapped his hands and said.

"What are you still doing?" Ping Yi wondered.

"I also want to buy pork knuckle, sausage, meat stuffing, etc. What kind of stuffed dumplings do you like?" Yu Chun asked Xiang Pingyi.

"Leeks." Ping Yi said.

"Then buy some shrimps." Yu Chun counted what to buy with his fingers, and went downstairs after putting on his shoes.

The corner of Ping Yi's mouth twitched, he bought so many things, did he plan to eat from the first day of the first lunar month to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month?

Reluctantly stuffing all the food into the refrigerator, Ping Yi thought to wait for Yu Chun to buy the things later and see where he put them.

But I forgot that the weather in the Northeast is a natural refrigerator.

After getting a rope, Yuchun hung all the meat that needed to be frozen outside the window, so that the refrigerator could make room.

The next day, New Year's Eve, Yu Chun went to the nursing home to bring grandma back.

Not surprisingly, the old lady never came back.

In the past, when Yu Chun celebrated the New Year alone, Wang Shu would still be full of sympathy and accompany Yu Chun to have a New Year's Eve dinner, but now that Ping Yi is with Yu Chun, she won't go back!

Although the nursing home is no better than home, it still has a lot of New Year flavors. During the day, a group of young volunteers come to accompany everyone in activities.

In the evening, the dean will also spend the New Year with everyone.

The firecrackers cost more than 1 yuan, and Wang Shu must have stayed to watch the fireworks.

Compared with previous years, more elderly people stay in nursing homes for the New Year this year.

It's useless even if the sons and daughters cry and beg. They don't know how to be filial at ordinary times, so don't talk about bastards during the New Year.

Of course, there are quite a few people like Wang Shu and Aunt Zhao who simply want to stay. It’s fun to be with old friends. Playing cards and watching the Spring Festival Gala is so much fun.

Yu Chun was chased away by Wang Shu. On the way back, he turned his depression into shopping and bought a bunch of firecrackers.

Ping Yi saw the things Yu Chun bought back, "Are you planning to blow up our house?"

"Don't talk about it, there are still downstairs, and they brought it back for me with a cart." Even in the winter, Yu Chun was sweating from exhaustion.

Ping Yi was afraid that he would catch a cold, so he had no choice but to go down to carry the firecrackers himself, thinking that Yu Chun must have suffered another setback in the nursing home.

Even Pingyi had to move twice before carrying the firecrackers that Yuchun bought upstairs, and the doorway was full.

"Just do it!" Ping Yi walked into the room with long legs.

Yu Chun scratched his head, it seemed that he bought a lot, "It's okay, we'll let them all go tonight!"

PingEase has a new understanding of the so-called New Year, that is, everyone buys wildly and finds things for themselves.

Regardless of watching or not, Yu Chun first turned on the TV, and then went to the kitchen to get busy.

"Brother Ping, look at my mobile phone, someone will send me a dedication letter later, remember to check it, I bought it for ten yuan!" Yu Chun shouted towards the lobby while washing vegetables in the kitchen.

Pingyi also plays with mobile phones, so naturally he knows about Jifu activities, "When you decide to divide the money, can it be higher than ten yuan?"

"I'm not sure, I only gave more than three yuan last year." Yu Chun thought, it should be less this year.

Pingyi was speechless, Yuchun still opened a shop, knowing that he was losing money, and still doing it!

"Squeak!" Half an hour later, the sound of something being fried came from the kitchen, and the aroma wafted into the dining room.

Although Ping Yi can eat or not, he also has senses of smell and taste.

Unable to resist standing up from the sofa, Ping Yi came to the kitchen, "What are you frying?"

Yu Chun handed him a small basin filled with fried goods, "Meatballs."

Ping Yi grabbed a red ball and put it in his mouth. It tasted like carrots and was a little sweet.

"In the past, my grandma made fried rice balls. This year, she left the meatballs, so I can do it by myself. It's the first time I made it. How does it taste?" Yu Chun asked while flipping the meatballs in the pot.

Ping Yi nodded, "It's delicious." Immediately, he picked up another flat dough figurine, "What is this?"

"Fried villain." Yu Chun looked back, "Try it, I put pepper in the noodles, it should taste good."

Ping Yi bit off the fried noodle man's head, crunchy, "Did you add oyster sauce?"

"That's right, the taste is okay, right?" This was invented by Yuchun himself.

Ping Yi ate the rest of the body of the dough man, "It's okay."

"Then you go in and eat first, I'll finish frying everything in a while." Yu Chun closed the kitchen door to prevent more oily smoke from entering the room.

Ping Yi sat back on the sofa, ate fried food, watched TV, and glanced at Yu Chun who was busy in the kitchen from time to time, the corners of his mouth curved slightly.

I really want time to stop at this moment and keep the beauty of this moment.

"Ping Yi!" Just after Yu Chun finished frying things, he started yelling in the kitchen.

Ping Yi stood up, Brother Ping stopped screaming, isn't this kid nervous again?

As soon as he entered the kitchen, he was shocked by the scene in front of him.

The ground is full of river crabs, crawling around, about a dozen or so.

Yu Chun held up his finger, the bright red on it was very dazzling, "They ran out and caught people!"

Ping Yi stroked his forehead, "Go and treat the wound first, and leave these crabs to me."

"Okay, the steamer is ready, just wash it and put it in." Yu Chun raised his finger and went out.

After Yu Chun went out, Ping Yi released a trace of coercion, and the crabs immediately retracted their claws and dared not move.

Putting these crabs in the vegetable sink, Ping Yi asked, "How many are there?"

"Eighteen, I want to send it." Yu Chun put iodophor on the wound in the living room.

Ping Yi checked it, then washed the crabs, put them in a steamer and lit them on fire.

"Okay?" Yu Chun stuck a band-aid on his finger.

"Is your hand okay?" Ping Yi looked at his fingers.

Yu Chun didn't take it seriously at all, "Of course it's fine, this kind of small wound can heal tomorrow."

"What else do you need, I'll do it." Ping Yi had already rolled up his sleeves.

Yu Chun grinned, "The only thing left is to make dumplings, I'll leave it to you tonight."

Ping Yi said dotingly: "Okay."

Yu Chun fried the prepared dishes and put them on the table one after another.

As soon as Ping Yi picked up the chopsticks, Yu Chun stopped him, "Wait, I haven't posted on Moments yet, how can I not post a New Year's Eve dinner these days!"

As he spoke, he held up his phone and took pictures from various angles.

Ping Yi sighed secretly, when he finished filming, the dishes were cold.

Fortunately, Yu Chun knew enough was enough. After taking the photo, he poured wine for the two of them, "Cheers."

"Cheers." Ping Yi also raised his glass.

The cups collided, making a crisp sound, and the two started.

There are sixteen dishes at a table, and it is impossible to finish them all.

The rest of Yuchun was wrapped in plastic wrap, waiting for the next dumpling meal.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began, and this time it was Yu Chun's turn to sit on the sofa and be the uncle.

After Ping Yi finished making the dumplings, it was exactly ten o'clock in the evening.

Yu Chun pulled Ping Yi out to set off firecrackers. They moved two back and forth, piled boxes of firecrackers into the opening of the building door, and then moved out to put boxes of firecrackers one by one.

The neighbors also came out one after another, and the fireworks illuminated the whole earth for a while, and the sky showed a beautiful scene of flowers blooming.

Yu Chun looked up at the sky, in the new year, he wants to make more money!

Ping Yi looked at Yu Chun's small face against the background of the fireworks, and the tenderness in his eyes almost overflowed.

After setting off the firecrackers, the two went home to cook dumplings, and watched the year while eating.

"I still remember when I was a child, when my parents were still alive, the house was very lively, and I could receive lucky money every year." Yu Chun leaned on the back of the chair, no matter how much he missed him, he couldn't go back.

Ping Yi looked into Yu Chun's eyes, and said affectionately: "I will spend every new year with you from now on."

"What about the New Year's money?" Yu Chun looked at Ping Yi steadfastly, that was the point.

Ping Yi smiled, got up and took out a bag from the north room and handed it to Yu Chun, "Open it and have a look."

Yu Chun opened it suspiciously. Could it be a fake marriage certificate purchased online?

In the end, what he saw was a land deed, and the location was Panjiayuan, the imperial capital!