I fish my brother in the river every day

Leorio moved closer to Kurapika and said in a low voice:

"Is this Xiaojie's friend?"

The difference between the two is so great that they look like different creatures.

the other side.

Xiaojie opened the backpack, and a pure white milk cat came out and jumped back to Lixu's feet.

Rui Xu glanced at it, no surprise.

But Leorio's pupils trembled.

"I didn't hear a cat meowing along the way."

Kurapika gave him a popular science:

"This kind of phantom beast likes to be quiet and good at hiding."

They can even stay in one place for half a month without moving.

"I will not take the initiative to attack people, nor will I take the initiative to get close to humans."

The corner of Leorie's lips twitched:

"You call this unfamiliar?"

at the same time.

Rio took out two cans of Coke and a bag of potato chips from her schoolbag.

The milk cat is very kind to help open the Coke and tear the package.

One person and one cat drank Coke and ate potato chips as if no one was watching.

In the middle of the process, Ruixu shifted his gaze to Xiaojie:

"Do you want it?"

Xiaojie joined in and said with a smile:

"I'll just eat potato chips."

other people:? ? ?

Leorio turned his head away, unwilling to look any further.

He tried to talk to the normal Kurapika, who was taking notes with a pen.

【Preferences (probably): Eating human snacks】

[Whether you are close to humans: there are individual differences]

Leorio: ...

At this moment, a soda can was thrown towards Rio who was leaning against the wall.

But it was photographed by the leaping milk cat.

Li Xu raised his eyes a little, and when he saw the person, he let out an oh:

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Qi Ya put his hands in his pockets, and said in a playful tone:

"Are you here for a spring outing, or for an exam?"

"Why did you choose the exam room for the spring outing?"

Li Xu calmly said:

"After so many years, you really haven't changed at all."

The corners of Qi Ya's eyes twitched slightly, and he could tell that this was not a good word.

Sure enough, the next second.

The other party said slowly:

"As always, you can't learn social etiquette."

"..."

Four eyes facing each other.

The surroundings were instantly quiet.

"Social etiquette?"

Qi Ya sneered and said:

"A person like you who blocks me when I disagree with you is qualified to say that I don't understand social etiquette?"

Li Xu paused for a few seconds, as if recalling what he had done before, and then said:

"The function of blocking is not designed for people to use?"

She spoke very perfunctorily:

"Why don't I call you now and give you a chance to block me?"

Qi Ya:? ? ?

He was about to punch someone, but the first test had already begun.

The people in front followed the examiner and ran a long way.

Qi Ya stared at ordinary people until his scalp became numb, and his voice was very cold:

"During this time, don't think you can keep being so arrogant."

Risu raised his eyelids and met his gaze:

"Is this considered arrogant?"

A white shadow rushed towards Qi Ya's hair, he frowned and jumped back, his hand was suddenly empty.

The skateboard that was originally clamped was replaced by someone's feet.

Qi Ya instantly realized what this person wanted to do, his pupils narrowed and he immediately chased after him.

Xiaojie followed suit and raised his voice:

"Lixu, you can't steal other people's things."

Qi Ya snorted:

"Stop shouting, this is a scumbag, so he won't listen to you."

however--

The person who had disappeared came back on a skateboard.

Throwing the skateboard to him, said lightly:

"Give it back to you."

Qi Ya:? ? ?

Silence for three seconds.

After checking the skateboard, he found that there was no damage, and his expression gradually became strange:

"Did you not control the direction and hit the wall, smashing your brain?"

Or did she sneak a miniature time bomb into this skateboard that exploded in seconds?

"I just went to the front to take a look."

With a schoolbag on one shoulder and a Coke can in one hand, Li Xu said slowly:

"It's all stairs, you can't slide up."

Qi Ya: ...

I knew it.

Seeing her coming back, Xiaojie smiled:

"Then let's run up together."

Riu takes out the picnic mat and bento box:

"No."

With a picnic mat in its mouth, the milk cat found a clean corner to lay it on, and then dug out Xiaojie's bag for his own small bowl to be fed.

After sitting down, Riu gave it a few slices of salmon.

"Now that the environment is good, I want to have lunch first."

The red dot map shows that the front is Damani Wetland.

Wetlands teeming with dangerous creatures are not a suitable picnic spot.

She didn't want to sit down to eat with a bunch of animals drooling at her.

It's unbelievable that Qiya who didn't hang up:

"Are you here for the exam?!"

Ryu put down his schoolbag.

The little cat on the side took out the goblet from inside, opened a bottle of Coke and refilled it for her.

Risu shook the cup lightly, without changing his face.

"Yes."

Qi Ya:? ? ?

He stared suspiciously at the seemingly weightless bag.

"You didn't bring a pack of Coke, did you?"

You must know that beverages take up space and are not portable.

Except for Dongba, who deliberately cheats newcomers before the exam, it is more practical to bring compressed biscuits than drinks.

Not to mention, this man even brought his own lunch box.

Li Xu looked calm:

"how is this possible?"

After Leorio caught up, he heard the words and agreed:

"Yeah, who would bring that much liquid—"

Before she finished speaking, she took out two coconuts from her bag, and the milk cat skillfully inserted the straw after opening them.

Ritsu behaved calmly.

"It's not healthy to drink only carbonated drinks."

Anyway, the function of this schoolbag is just to cover up her system backpack.

It was just some food, and she could pull out the helicopter if she wanted to.

Leo Li:? ? ?

Qi Ya rolled his eyes and said speechlessly:

"Why don't you just bring a tent?"

"A mere tent, would I have one?"

Qi Ya:? ? ?

He turned around and snorted coldly.

"Let's go and leave her alone."

after an hour.

The iron gate was closed, and someone hadn't come out from the ground yet.

Qi Ya hesitated for a few seconds, then looked at Xiaojie:

"Did she go back to sleep after eating?"

Do you still remember that you came to take the exam? !

Xiaojie shook his head:

"Rio will definitely follow."

Qi Ya looked away.

"You have too much filter on her."

His eyesight was not so bad that he couldn't even see a scumbag who stood out in the crowd.

Xiaojie's smile remained unchanged:

"Perhaps Riu is already waiting for us at the finish line."

"what?"

Underground in Kent.

The kitten was setting up a tent, and Rio was looking at the red-dotted map with his chin resting on his hands.

"Wait until the examiner stops, and then I will use my reading ability."

Invigilator: ...

This person is completely different from other candidates.

Yokohama, Japan.

Dazai, who has the same painting style as Rio, is dancing wildly in Kunikida's minefield.

"Kunikida-kun, this is the mushroom I found in the back mountain."

Dazai picked up the weirdly colored mushroom and danced:

"Is it more like a poisonous mushroom than that pink mushroom?"

Kunikida tapped the keyboard, expressionless:

"I don't think there's a need to compare poisonous mushrooms to poisonous mushrooms."

"The difference is huge."

Dazai said cheerfully:

"This is the treasure mushroom that can lead me to the road of death."

His eyes darkened, but his tone remained unchanged.

"It's not a garbage mushroom that will make me unconscious for half a month."

Kunikida said patiently:

"If you are really free, you can call your sister."

It's fine to say anything, but it's best not to drag him alone.

Dazai waved his hand:

"She's enjoying her hard-earned vacation right now."

He lowered his gaze and fixed on the plate of pink mushrooms.

suddenly made a sound.

"Of course I'll wake her up when she's sleeping."

Dazai lazily said:

"In order to deal maximum damage."

"..."

The second test site, Weiscon Forest Park.

When Chiya arrived, he caught a glimpse of someone leaning against a tree trunk playing a game console.

Compared with other people who are dusty and dusty, this person is a little weirdly clean.

It's like taking a nap, drinking afternoon tea slowly, and finally being sent to the destination by car.

He walked over with scrutiny in his eyes.

"How did you get here?"

Risu didn't lift his eyes:

"Come over."

Qi Ya: "You have legs that are not one-third as long as the examiner, how can you walk so fast just by walking?"

Li Xu: "It's okay, it's quick to take a shortcut."

Qi Ya: "What shortcut?"

Li Xu: "A line segment is the shortest between two points."

This is also the principle of [space jump].

But Qi Ya, who had no ability to read, only felt a strong sense of perfunctory.

Ruixu could only say to the system helplessly:

"Why doesn't anyone believe me every time I tell the truth?"

【You really don't know? 】

"I know, but I don't want to change."

【…】

The system chooses to shut up.

Among the examiners for the second test was Menqi.

The moment he saw the person, Rio knew that this exam would definitely not end normally.

So, when everyone else went to the forest to look for pigs, Rio sat where she was.

Men Qi frowned when she saw this.

"If you treat it negatively, I will disqualify you from the exam now."

Li Xu drank the coconut juice, propped his face sideways and said casually:

"Having been together for half a year, I certainly know how high your standards for food are."

It is estimated that few people in this examination room can meet Men Qi's requirements.

"Therefore--"

Men Qi looked at her and said:

"You're absolutely fine."

Although I don't want to admit it, this person——

In addition to having a super bad personality, as long as you are willing to do it, you can do it well.

"Hey, if you play badly again, I really want to disqualify you from the exam."

Ryu sighed:

"I knew it would be like this."

She moved her gaze to the door, where the kitten was sitting on a pig several times its size, looking like a ball of cotton candy that was about to melt in the sun.

After driving the pig to an open space, it showed its paws and carefully cleaned its internal organs.

Men Qi's eyes froze:

"Your labor contract has not been terminated yet?"

With a movement of his fingertips, a row of seasonings appeared on the table.

"Is it strange?"

Men Qi: "It's you, it's quite strange."

It's unbelievable that there are phantom beasts that are so good-tempered that they can tolerate problem children...

After scalding the pig's skin with hot water, Li Xu slowly began to look sugary.

"I recently found a new ingredient, do you need it?"

"What ingredients?"

A very fat and overweight crab suddenly appeared in front of Men Qi.

Li Xu: "According to the original deal."

Men Qi: "...you want me to make it for you?"

Ritsu: "Isn't it always like this before?"

Men Qi: "I'm an examiner now."

Li Xu paused, his tone was leisurely:

"Can the examiner prostitute the examinee's ingredients for nothing?"

She draws her tone.

"It's too much."

"..."

When Xiaojie came back with the pig on his shoulders, he saw crabs that were about to be cooked.

Crab? !

He quickly reminded:

"You're digressing, the topic of this round is whole roasted pig."

Kurapika pondered for a moment, then said:

"There should be no such crabs in Biscayne Forest."

Is there a special migration activity this year?

Qi Ya put the pig on the grill and began to taunt:

"It's not wise to be different at this time."

Rio fished the crabs from the pot into his own bowl.

"actually--"

The corners of her lips twitched slightly.

"I have completed the second test."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Caught off guard, Leorie took the lead and said:

"You didn't go out this door at all!"

Rio introduced the milk cat who was peeling the crab shell.

"But I sent the order ahead of time."

She glanced at the kitten:

"Eat the crab meat you took out, it's covered with cat hair."

The milk cat feeds her with a slight pause, and puts the fresh crab meat in his own small plate.

Crowd: ...

The shock didn't dissipate even if they boarded the spacecraft at the third test site.

Qi Ya, who passed the test by relying on boiled eggs, looked at the cat alone, and said psychologically:

"Is this reasonable?!"

Their family San Mao is not so outrageous!

Xiaojie hummed:

"The animals on Whale Island also like Riu very much."

Leo ruffled his hair.

"Isn't this a born Eudemons hunter?"

Kurapika lowered his eyes.

"He who is pure in nature is loved by animals."

He chuckled:

"Rio is a gentle person."

next second.

Rui Xu kicked an adult who deliberately jumped in line far away.

The silver fork was nailed to the ground, an inch to the right would puncture a vein.

The examinee who wanted to rush up one-on-one suddenly lost strength and dared not move.

"This evaluation is too precious."

After hearing Kurapika's words, Rio took out her phone.

"Can you say it again and let me record it?"

"..."

A phone call saves Kurapika from embarrassment.

After Lixu pressed the connect button, her brother's voice came from the receiver.

"Surprise?"

Li Xu paused for a few seconds:

"well enough."

Dazai leaned against the back of the chair, the corners of his lips curved slightly:

"I didn't get stunned by the mushroom poison, are you disappointed?"

When Li Xu answered the phone, he didn't deliberately avoid Xiaojie and the others.

Therefore, her brother's words were clearly heard by everyone.

Qi Ya became interested and leaned forward a little.

He didn't hide his desire to hear gossip.

Li Xu glanced at him: "Are you leaning your neck forward at this age?"

Qi Ya:? ? ?

He slapped the table:

"Do you want to die?"

Li Xu ignored him, but looked at Xiaojie behind him.

"Can you help drag him away?"

Xiaojie made an ok gesture, and dragged the Qiya spaceship that wanted to rush forward to explore.

When the person walked away, Li Xu greeted in a normal tone.

"Brother, how are you doing recently?"

Dazai flipped through the manual, unable to hear the tone.

"It's been a wonderful life without you."

Riu answered very naturally:

"We are not in the same age group, what do you compare with me every day?"

"..."

Li Xu was more concerned about her brother's recent suicide situation, so she asked:

"Have you been feeling depressed, psychologically unwell, and sometimes have a sudden increase in blood pressure?"

These are all signs of suicide.

After a long time, Dazai said lightly:

"Yes, I have."

"Not recently."

The light from the screen shone on his face, making him look unclear.

"Right now."

Rizu's tone was calm: "Okay, I'll help you contact Mr. Kunikida."

"..."

"No, I recently discovered—"

Dazai flipped through the manual and said briskly:

"It's too lonely to die by myself, so I started looking for beautiful women who are willing to die with me."

Li Xu took a sip of the juice, expressing his understanding:

"I'll be there when you get married."

"..."

She looked up at the wall clock, and it was past the usual rest time.

"It's too late, let's talk next time."

In consideration of stabilizing her brother's mental state, Riu gave some advice before hanging up the phone.

"Brother, although you don't like to take care of yourself and look slovenly, you still have pretty looks."[1]

"There is barely some advantage in the martyrdom market, so there is no need to be too anxious."

"Goodbye."

Dazai:? ? ?