Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Green Lantern:"?????"

Seeing Barry squatting obediently like a primary school girl facing the dean's nervous posture, a familiar ominous premonition called "Batman is making you a watch" slowly permeated Green Lantern's heart. He was angry at Batman. The smile of Dapeng spreading its wings on the edge of the edge was completely fixed on his face, and he turned his head stiffly little by little, feeling that he could even hear the "creaking" sound of bones twisting.

Sure enough, batman is watching you.

Batman stood silently behind him, half of the handsome face exposed under the mask showed no expression at all, condescendingly looking down at his teammate who was eager to kill, a cold light flashed on the lenses of the white goggles, as if there was a wave The cold wind with ice knives was blowing.

Green Lantern smiled at him firmly: "...Hey, what a coincidence, Bat, you are also on duty at the watchtower? When did you arrive?"

Batman, who wrapped himself in a black bat cape, took a deep look at him. After Green Lantern pretended to be calm and put away the Playboy magazine, he sneered and said in a hoarse voice that is characteristic of an alliance consultant. Voiced: "Just when you said 'Batman definitely has a beautiful frail little lover', what a coincidence, right, Green Lantern."

Green Lantern:"……"

Green Lantern:"……"

Green Lantern:"……"

Green Lantern jumped up from the soft chair with an expression of "Today is the day I die", the magazine was thrown far away, and even the little Green Lantern squirrel trembled from his fright, and almost collapsed on the spot.

After sitting up from the recliner, Green Lantern realized that Batman didn't come alone, but that the alliance consultant's figure in the bat suit was too tall, covering his back tightly, and he was the target of gossip. I was shocked when I grabbed the bag, so he didn't realize that there was actually another person standing behind Batman.

Green Lantern's eyes lit up, he didn't even care that Batman was still standing in front of him, and the troublesome smile on the corner of his mouth immediately became meaningful: look at this protective gesture, needless to say, it must be Batman who needs lubricant And the frail little lover of maintenance oils! !

As if aware of the determination of the two comrades in arms, who would rather die than die to get a glimpse of the truth, Batman turned slightly sideways, revealing the Taisao youth who had been hidden behind him all the time. For the Taidao of the Heian era, even if it is transformed into a fusangshen, it will always maintain the habits of the past, and act closer to the retainers and servants of the first generation master, never walking side by side with him, always half a step behind him, for the convenience of protection and clear status .

The black bat cloak moved a few inches away, revealing Fu Sangshen's overly handsome and bewitching face. When he raised his eyes, the white hair covered the flying blood at the end of his eyes, as if he came alive, making the brows stained with unruliness. With a tame evil spirit, the scarlet eyes looked indifferently and cruelly, with a bloodthirsty aura of tyranny and killing rushing towards his face.

Green Lantern was so shocked by the aura of this pure and unaffected villain that he almost used the lantern ring to transform into a fist and punched him on the spot.

But fortunately, he immediately realized that it was impossible for Batman to bring super criminals to the watchtower, and ignore the aura, this group of fierce-looking guys who looked like mad dogs... actually looked a little nice.

Originally thinking that he would see a sexy beauty with big breasts and long legs or a pure and weak little fairy, Green Lantern wiped his face, forced back his heart, and asked firmly, "...Who is this???"

Fu Sangshen said blankly, "Master's little lover."

Green Lantern:"……"

Still called master, Batman hasn't refuted yet, what the hell.

Green Lantern began to look over with examining eyes.

No big breasts, but Green Lantern estimated that he is 1.8 meters tall, and the opposite side is a little taller than him. His long legs must exceed the standard, and he is not sexy, but if you only look at his face, with Green Lantern's many years of experience wandering in the flowers, he can hit nine. Nine points (you know Superman is only this score, the full score is Bruce Wayne and his friend Flash Barry who added an 18-meter filter), so the beauty exceeds the standard, as for the pure and weak little fairy... those are even more It's out of reach.

But no matter how good-looking he is, he is still an adult man about 1.9 meters tall, not to mention Batman, even if his ostensible identity Bruce Wayne is a playboy, he is only interested in beautiful models or hot reporters, I have never heard of it What's to a man... wait, doesn't Superman fulfill both requirements? ? ?The big man Lan has long said that he is a reporter. From this point of view, could it be that he and Barry...

Green Lantern threw out the random thoughts in his mind, looked at Fu Sangshen's bandaged neck, and told himself: Be sober, that's Batman, even if he wants to use lubricants and maintenance oils with this beautiful man, then It is also a serious question! !

But Barry is not as open-minded as Green Lantern. The hamster-type Flash was so stimulated by the breath of ghosts that he blew up on the spot. (And still his idol) Batman is behind him.

Then he heard a cold but firm sentence from Taidao youth - "Master's little lover".

Barry looked at the past without words: "..."

And Fu Sangshen narrowed his scarlet eyes slightly, and looked over without saying a word, perhaps he got the master's order on the road, his sharp nails pierced into the palm of his hand, and restrained himself from attacking this guy who coveted his master Thoughts, tyrannical aura restrained cleanly.

"Calm down, Flash, Onikiri is not an enemy."

Batman patted his chin on the shoulder, and briefly introduced Fu Sangshen's origin and related information. After recounting Zatanna's comments on Sangshen, in order to prevent the two comrades from relaxing their vigilance, he emphatically described The danger of Onikiri's dark fall.

In the end, under the envious eyes of Flash, he summed up in a strange way: "I'm looking for Zatanna this time for this matter."

Under normal circumstances, Batman would not specifically explain this ridiculous misunderstanding, but Onikiri is not a human being, and his thinking concept is very different from that of a human being. Worries about mental health consider this.

The Flash and Green Lantern got it all wrong.

"Docile, loyal, beautiful, powerful, to be honest, I think this adjective seems to be more suitable for Superman, and seriously, why is it Batman every time it's pie in the sky?"

The Green Lantern is incredible: "It's fine to salvage the sunken ship. I remember Superman also threw a sterling silver asteroid into the empty mine he bought. Is he serious, just because Batman is more handsome?"

Barry: "Although the gender is not right, but if I can find this kind of girlfriend, I will be so excited that I will smash an extra bag of nuts!"

The little hamster and the little squirrel chatted for a while.

Green Lantern was thoughtful: "No wonder Batman asked Zatanna for special lubricants and maintenance oils. He even explained that if he knew that he would be able to embrace a beautiful woman if he could overcome the gender problem, I—"

Batman looked at him condescendingly, and cast a tall shadow on Green Lantern in the shape of a bat, enveloping Hal who was once again so excited that he forgot that Batman himself was still there, and asked in a hoarse and low voice, with a hint of threat: "What about you, Green Lantern?"

Green Lantern: "...I will live strong."

Seeing that his little friend was in dire straits under Batman's disapproving gaze, Barry stood up and took the bag of nuts in his arms, and then stood a little further away holding the little squirrel with its tail attached to Green Lantern's ring: " Don't forget to crack the nuts when you get spanked."

Green Lantern: "...you are such a good friend of mine, Barry."

As the conscience of the Justice League, of course The Flash will not abandon his friends, but he doesn't have the courage to face Batman, not to mention that both Batman and Bruce Wayne are his idols, so the handsome young man has nothing to do. Eating nuts under psychological pressure, he comforted: "Don't worry, if Superman beats you, I will take you away."

Even if it was made into a watch by Batman, Green Lantern would still make a wretched crash sound: "Wait a minute, why is Superman beating me?"

The Flash gave him a sympathetic look, and the innocent little angel explained in a low voice, "Genius, you don't understand, this is friendship between men, anyway Superman won't let Batman He beat you with his own hands, and the bat will not take such low-level revenge, he will just paint the watchtower yellow, and replace all your snacks with butter duck biscuits, which are terrible."

Green Lantern, a steel straight man with countless girlfriends, wants to say that I also understand the friendship between men: for example, I often leave my girlfriend to watch football and play games with you!For the sake of you not having a girlfriend yet, I even send you flowers anonymously so that you won’t be embarrassed at work on Valentine’s Day!

But on second thought, if this kind of friendship is placed between Superman and Batman... Fuck, Batman will just throw roses on Superman's face!But if it's Bruce Wayne and Superman...is this dude finally going to unspoken rules for the poor league president? !

Barry looked at his expression, and reminded in a low voice: "Genius, no matter what you are thinking, stop thinking, you don't want to know what is called the mixed doubles of consultant and chairman, right?"

Green Lantern completely gave up hope of life, Ge You paralyzed: "He will only pour chicken soup for my soul."

Think about the last time when he and Barry curiously wanted to take a look at the big-breasted reporter who was dating Batman, but the keen Batman found someone behind him. Before Barry took him away, he gave a witty meow. He was able to escape by relying on Barry's super speed, but Superman ran over to lick the cat at super speed with a happy face!

The true injustice exposed...

Then he was instilled with a bunch of chicken soup for the soul by Superman.