Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

The unlocked glass window was pushed open by its belated owner, and a head with a spider mask was carefully poked inside.

Peter cautiously looked around to make sure that there was no one in the bedroom, and then carefully heaved a sigh of relief, then quietly jumped down from the ceiling, took off his mask, and waved to 23 outside the window.

"Hey! You can come in, no one will find you here."

The little boy held the uniform mask in his hand, with a little messy brown curly hair on his head, his forehead hair and eyes were wet, he looked like a docile and cute deer, and said with a smile: "Excellent luck."

He pushed away two steps to make room, and then added: "I also climbed in through the window last time, but just as I took off my uniform, I saw Ned's stunned face, which almost shocked me. You must know my vest. It has already been taken down twice, and Aunt Mei must not let Aunt Mei know."

23 calmly folded its wings, and flew from the not-so-large window to the solid wood floor. His gentle gaze quickly passed over the soft curly hair of the little spider, and then landed on some messy furnishings.

The materials on the bookshelves are not neatly arranged. It seems that their owners should often read these profound things. Scratch paper, two clean T-shirts were draped on the back of the wooden chair by the bed, probably dried before they could be folded up.

Typical teenage boy's room.

And Blake recalled that the host’s decoration was monotonous, clean and simple, and the color scheme was blank. The visual sense was basically equivalent to a bedroom like a mortuary or a morgue, and commented: "This is a human room."

But Spider-Man himself apparently doesn't think so.

"Oh no... I didn't expect it, it was just an accident!!!"

Peter rushed over in a hurry and tidied the bed and chairs. He seemed to be a bit annoyed and pulled his soft curly hair. It was obvious that a beautiful oriental girl visited the room that had not been tidied, even Spiderman would would be ashamed.

Although this oriental girl looks at him like she is looking at a child who has not grown up and can't take care of herself, her species is not human... This feeling will be very embarrassing, as if he didn't tidy up the room. It's like embarrassing the human species.

Considering the self-esteem of the little boy and the superhero, 23 raised his eyebrows undeniably, but said nothing thoughtfully.

Peter put away the notes, and then smiled at the graceful and beautiful monster with a little embarrassment, and explained: "I didn't clean up much before I went out today, it might be a bit messy, don't mind, uh... are you thirsty? Otherwise, I'll get you a glass of water? What do you want to eat?"

23 gently caressed his open palm with soft wings, and then comforted him: "Don't be nervous, kid, a cute cub like you is not yet old enough to live independently in the world of ghosts."

Peter pursed his lips hard, and whispered with some annoyance, "...well, cub, Mr. Stark often said that too, but I'm really almost an adult, and I'm still Spider-Man."

He pressed the device on his chest silently, and the collar of the spider suit quickly and loosely fell to his shoulders, revealing a smooth and beautiful collarbone line. Then, as if this shy boy suddenly thought of something, he grabbed the T-shirt at the speed of light. The shirt was pulled over his head.

"Is this a spider silk launcher? I thought I picked up the cub of the Netwives, but it turned out to be a little spider that doesn't know how to use spider silk."

23 thoughtfully avoided the scene of him changing his uniform. After Black confirmed that Peter’s change was complete, she picked up the high-tech Spider-Man uniform, and said to Peter, who was forced to look like nothing had happened: “No wonder you are dependent on human beings, poor little spider. ,Thanks a lot."

Peter, who was forcibly attached to human existence, just wanted to refute, but he thought of Aunt May, and then thought of Mr. Stark who gave him an internship in Stark Industries, and Dr. Banner who checked algebra homework from time to time. Baby's Peter: "..."

"But it's over and you can choose the life you want."

The beautiful banshee looked gentle and tender, and said firmly: "Until you become an adult, I will take care of you and fulfill all your wishes."

Mister Stark here!This looks almost like the opening of some oriental site novel that Ned mentioned!

Peter was scared out of his honor by his wild thoughts, and he asked with difficulty: "...Auntie, may I ask how long you will live this year?"

"I don't remember, but the first child I raised was named Ootengu. In the human world, he is also known as Emperor Sutoku of Japan. After he abdicated, the gods retired and the ghosts migrated for a hundred years. And I stopped paying attention to the passage of time.”

23 Caressing the soft hair of his teammates: "You seem to have something to ask? Poor little guy, if you don't have the elders who are also ghosts to teach you, you will indeed miss many common sense questions."

"Emperor Sutoku? That's all from the eleventh century... And I'm not a poor little monster, you really misunderstood."

Peter retorted in a low voice in frustration, and was quickly inspired by the meaning contained in this sentence. He recalled the inadvertent message from the banshee's mouth, and quickly cheered up: "I want to know about the ghost, and the other side flower , is it also in this world?"

"Most ghosts live in another dimension, and it is very difficult to cross the space barrier. I know that you grew up in a human society, and naturally you are more inclined to humans. It's just that all gods will fall, and ghosts have long since disappeared. , so you don’t need to worry about humans.”

The banshee said patiently: "As for the Bana flower, she has indeed come to this world. She is different from me, and she is a bit dangerous for you."

27 senior sisters have learned from the past, and 23 never uses death as an excuse to leave any world. Taking into account possible world fusion tasks in the future, the back road and the round field must also be foolproof.

Her Bianhua form once left some information about the ghost world in SHIELD's records, and now it just corresponds to the appearance of Guhuo Bird. Spider-Man will never hide the existence of Guhuo Bird from Iron Man, and wait for Stark Comparing the data with Fury, her credibility will increase rapidly in S.H.I.E.L.D., and Little Spider can rest assured.

Holding the glass of water, the little spider pricked up its ears.

"Bian Hua is a great demon from hell. Unless it is other demons of the same level as her, such as the ghost king Shuten or the demon knife Onikiri, any life in the sea of ​​flowers can be regarded as her flower mud."

After briefly narrating some shikigami information, 23 glanced sideways at Peter's handsome face showing a hint of worry, and softly comforted him: "I did feel her breath in New York, but it's faintly visible, and it should be in a long-term deep sleep. .”

Peter didn't know that after the civil war, Clint was squatting at home every day to raise potted plants, and his Mr. Stark was still trying to cultivate lilies by division. In short, he was really troubled when he heard the news What a relief to the people of New York and the planet!

The still immature superhero quickly extracted a few points in his mind, and was about to ask the suit AI to ask Mr. Stark, and then he came back to his senses, and said in the same way: "Sorry, I was a little distracted, do you want some water? ... Oh no! May?"

Three gentle knocks on the door quickly made Peter flustered. He took a breath, and subconsciously waved his hand vigorously at 23: "Hide it in the closet... or under the quilt! I said that Ned is here as a guest." , God, I forgot that Mei learned a new recipe today!"

23 Recalling the walnut and red date bread in the drama movie: "..."

Peter deliberately paused before opening the door, leaning his arms on the door frame: "May? Uh...what's the matter?"

The woman with long brown hair was holding a small plate of cookies, and looked behind him hesitantly: "That's..."

Peter quickly said: "It's Ned! Ned came to me to solve the puzzle, but he felt a little tired just now, so I lent him the bed to rest!"

Aunt May stepped aside a little, revealing Ned's stupefied chubby face.

Ned: "Hey...Peter, I'm a little sleepy?"

Peter: "..."

Aunt Mei hesitated for a moment, then said helplessly: "I just want to ask when you raised a beautiful bird, Peter... You know I don't object to you raising a cute little animal, don't put all the responsibility on On Ned, he even came to ask you to go out to play."

Peter turned his head like a sunflower.

Sure enough, the graceful and glamorous Guhuo bird on the seat has long since disappeared, replaced by a beautiful bird with ice-blue eyes, a streamlined body no bigger than a fist, and blue-purple ear feathers under the weak light Reflecting the gorgeous scales, the soft and white wings are dotted with golden light, and the transition from top to bottom is pitch black.

Peter heaved a sigh of relief, bit the bullet and turned his head to explain: "This is Mr. Stark's pet. It is very precious. As you know, I have recently been an intern at Stark Industries, so I am responsible for taking care of it by the way."

Mei didn't doubt it, she chuckled lightly, and winked at her nephew: "Okay, caring little boy, maybe I should prepare some nuts like walnuts, what does it eat?"

Peter waved his hand quickly: "No, no need, I'll send it back to Mr. Stark tomorrow, there must be no problem!"

May left the room quickly after leaving a plate of unknown cookies, leaving time for friends Ned and Peter to spend time together.

Ned spread his hands. "Maybe I need an explanation?"

Peter didn't answer, he tremblingly picked up 23 who had entered the body mimicry state, it was almost impossible to imagine that the hairy ball in front of him was that beautiful banshee.

After a moment of silence, he said with difficulty: "...Auntie?"

Ned: "?????"

The author has something to say: Continuing from the last Loli chapter, the Wakanda series.

The first is Miaoluo, like other seniors and seniors, Miaoluo is a cat who loves to raise balls and hides when nothing happens. Little Red Riding Hood has two pointed ears, and the baby with golden hair and green eyes is so fat and so cute that she is insane.

But Miaoluo also has a little trouble, that is, she wants to raise a black cat. Although Qiuqiu is cute, the little dumb Dunluo she met when she accompanied her senior sister to Yanmen Pass last year is even cuter!

Of course, Dunluo is not really a little dumb, she just doesn't like to talk to people, but she is very gentle and patient with small animals, but unfortunately she is not born with animals, even Qiuqiu, who has always been good-tempered, would tickle her. Da Mo missed her little friend very much, and then came up with a bold idea, she wanted to raise a calm and taciturn big black cat that was exactly like her little friend!

However, black cats are not suitable for living in the desert, so Miaoluo just thought about it, but suddenly crossed over after thinking about it.

but!After crossing, Meowlo opened her eyes!A big humanoid cat actually appeared in front of him!Although wearing armor, there is no shortage of plum blossom pads for ears and tails!And it can fight like a shield!

T'Challa, who is very capable of fighting, took 15 seconds to pull out the invisible Meowlo, and then harvested a leg pendant, Little Red Riding Hood.

Meow Luo: The last one who saw through my invisibility so quickly was Dunluo!

T'Challa really wants to say that you should not hold the cat when you are invisible. A cat floating upright in mid-air is really scary.

Meow Luo: I don’t know anyone in this world, I’m afraid!You support me quickly!I'll show you cute meow meow, and I'll lick you Qiuqiu too!

T'Challa is soft-hearted: But you don't know me either.

Meow Luo: But you are a cat!How can there be Mingjiao who doesn't know meow!

T'Challa:  …

Meow Luo: And look, you are still a king!There must be many people who want to assassinate you, or rebel, I am amazing, I can protect you invisibly!No one is afraid!You're dead, I can still add him to vendetta!Our Miaojiao is amazing at receiving vendettas!

T'Challa hasn't spoken yet, Su Ruimeng can't do it: raise!

Then in the Wakanda rebellion, Meowlo, who thought T'Challa was dead, seriously injured the Leopard in stealth, and the red-eyed Da Qinggong jumped down the waterfall to collect the owner's body, but the owner did not die!

MeowloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooCry, until Su Rui brought over Wakanda specialty catnip.

T'Challa's dream is meow crying: Don't die!I have such a black cat!How can I raise Dunluo even after raising you to death!

T'Challa wanted to touch her Little Red Riding Hood for comfort.

Meowlo received good news: T'Challa woke up, and T'Challa killed Eric.

Meowlo received another bad news: Eric woke up, and T'Challa cured Eric.

Raise me!What's so good about orange cats!So easy to get fat!

Then there is Dunluo, everyone knows Cang Yun's life, the weather is cold, the military salary is always in arrears, and I don't know who is more miserable than Tian Ce in Miemen, but this Tian Ce in the sword three world The government is different from the Cangyun Army, they smashed the heads of the Spike Army and An Lushan, so life is a little easier.

Dunluo was born in Yanmenguan. Unlike other cute lolis with big eyes and baby fat, little Dunluo didn't have the conditions to raise baby fat. She is a stubborn little girl with a pointed chin. Although she is only eight or nine years old, she has nothing but Loyalty to the monarch and patriotism is loyalty to the monarch and patriotism.

There are two greatest wishes in life, one is to be taken care of by Ji from Hidden Sword Villa like her good friend Jun Luo, and the other is to have a little lion of her own—yes, she has no sect or pet.

Then Dunluo, who had no sect or pet, crossed over!

The little girl is very calm, even when she opened her eyes and found herself in the African savannah, she didn't even blink!

But there are so many cute cats on the prairie...

A black lacquered leopard jumped down from the tree, it looked not young, and said kindly to Dunluo: "Little girl, did you drop this leopard or this big orange cat?"

Dunluo stared eagerly at its plum-blossom cushion: Excuse me, are there any lions?

The big black panther grabbed the irritable-looking leopard and brought it to Dunluo, saying: "There is no lion, but do you want a leopard?"

Without hesitation, Dunluo hugged Big Mao Mao!

Not to mention the little lion, the little girl whose face would be scratched bloody by Qiuqiu even if she sucked a cat was moved to tears, suppressed sobbing, and thought happily: Anyway, they are all cats, and lions and leopards are no different!

Leopard: ... Aww.

In the following two months, Dunluo began to raise leopards very seriously in the Black Panther Land of Wakanda. According to the experience of observing the senior sisters, hugging and pampering is a must!Occasionally hold it high!

Literally held high.

After the love of the main pet was deep, the leopard was finally able to speak, so one person and one leopard communicated for a while. The conversation finally ended perfectly with Dunluo's thoughts of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism and the theory of correcting when you know your mistakes.

As soon as he refuted, the leopard was manually held up high: All right, all right, I listen to my cousin's criticism.

Dunluo squeezed his paw pads, and rubbed the tips of his ears as a reward.

After this incident, within a few days, Dunluo opened her eyes and found that she seemed to have traveled through time again. This luxurious palace and warm atmosphere, if not for seeing her big cat, here is almost every Cangyun. A paradise that can only exist in dreams!

But her cat is gone.

Dunluo didn't say a word, she burst into tears.

A black young man with dreadlocks pinched the little girl's palm imposingly, and rubbed her face: "You are thin, you should take good care of it."

Dunluo refrained from hitting him: ... This technique is somewhat familiar.

Black youth condescending: call brother.

Dunluo:? ? ? ? ?

Leopard paused, super fierce: I called you master for at least half a month, so it's not too much for you to call me brother twice, right?

Dunluo: ...

ah! ! !My cat has become a sperm! ! !

Tweet to my friends (note, it’s Tanmei): "Survival Strategy for Sick Beauty" By Wu Jiudian

After more than [-] years of lingering illness, the noble son Bailishu, who could not escape the fate of early death, was reborn in a world of cultivating immortals.

Reborn in a world where gods and gods are as numerous as dogs, Buddhas and demons everywhere. It is said that the people here can live for hundreds of thousands of years. It is said that the people here have always been in good health. Sounds so - happy -

- ass

Baili Shu [expressionless]: So, why am I still a sick child in such a world where you can turn over mountains and fill seas at every turn?

Note:

Bailishu: The former, sick and noble son, now sick and weak, the flower of Gaoling, the senior brother of Jiuxuanmen, who is known as the most beautiful woman in the cultivation world, the senior brother of Jiuxuanmen, who only exists in legends, and the daughter of a thousand gold can never be seen. , in fact—

Bailishu: This kind of shell that can be hung up at any time, who has the life to walk around, don't you think it doesn't die fast enough?

So after being reborn, the first thing Baili Shu has to do is to recuperate and survive.