Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Compared with the elderly group who block the knife and brush treatment all the year round, moisten things and change the world line silently, the method of killing the villains directly by the death team is too simple and rude, so the concurrent problem is quite troublesome.Simply put, because the power of the attacking shikigami is too aggressive, it is easier to be rejected by the world consciousness, so 23 has to rely on the team mode to integrate into the space-time line.

And throughout the ages, there are usually two ways for monsters with strange shapes to quickly get closer to humans without being beaten to death by Taoist priests.

One is to fall in love, relying on face.

One is to repay a big favor and rely on acting.

For details, please refer to Bai Suzhen, a female fairy who has both face and acting skills. She fell in love with her while repaying her favor, and finally became a god with her family. She can be called a model of the oriental demon world.

23 Once upon a time, there was also a senior sister. This senior sister was simply the Bai Suzhen snake of the new century. She took Qing Ji’s SR card and blown it into a modern version of Xiaoqing. Adult copies, the lowest rating is A, was once regarded as the legend of the mission team.

However, because the senior sister was imprisoned in the small black room by the mission target, the new legend has become Ouhuang 23 who has the courage to pursue true love.

Although 23 doesn't want to fall in love with teammates at all, but the method of senior sister is still very good, so 23 will follow suit occasionally. It is too difficult to challenge the limits of human aesthetics, and it is too difficult to find a reason to hook up teammates and apply for team formation in a short period of time.

So... Teammates can't hook up, easy to be blacked out, teammate's mother/daughter/wife/colleague, it's always okay, right?

……

In the gentle evening breeze of the farm, Shikigami's bare toes stepped into the soft grass of the farm, and the huge and gorgeous flower of the other side was suspended in the air like a throne, while the beautiful woman who was originally sitting on it hung down tamely Lifting her proud head, revealing a fragile neck like white jade, she called softly, "Master."

No one can refuse the word "Master". The aloofness and absolute control it represents can break the heart of any man or woman who has a little desire for power, especially this gentle and humble servant is still a glamorous And the proud banshee, the thrill of the weak conquering the strong can easily remove the defenses of most people who still have fantasies.

But Laura obviously doesn't belong to any of these types of people. She is a gentle and open-minded mother, and she also has a superhero husband who is often in danger. Therefore, after a moment of shock, the brown-haired woman subconsciously Protecting his lower abdomen, he took two steps back and said vigilantly, "Sorry, I've never met you... Do you know Clint? He's my husband. Maybe you've got the wrong person."

Laura didn't shout out, because she wasn't sure if she would have a chance of surviving if she angered the woman who looked like a flower demon in front of her, and what's even more weird was that even though this beautiful woman who called herself the flower of the other side looked dangerous and coquettish But her soft and white palms, clean and bright face, and those gorgeous ruby ​​pupils, including her expression and body language, seem to tell Laura: I belong to you, and I am harmless.

"Don't be nervous, master."

The banshee bent down and picked up the firewood scattered on the lawn, unaware that those thorny wood thorns and dust were likely to hang all over her gorgeous skirt.

Laura swore that she saw the color of obsession and monopoly in her eyes, but what this dangerous monster showed was completely different focus and tenderness, she said softly: "I don't know Clint, this I have only seen you in the world... I belong to you, and I am willing to do anything for you."

System: "Gentle reminder, it is forbidden to cuckold superheroes."

"Do I look like a scum who would prey on a married woman?"

23 raised his eyebrows slightly: "My favorability has always been controlled very accurately."

The system opened the Resident Evil mission log with a blank expression, looked at the progress of Alice's 80.00% nine Lily line strategy, and said, "Hehe."

Fortunately, Laura loves her husband Clint Barton deeply, and has not yet thought of starting a lily line with 23, and although the other shore flower is beautiful and moving, Laura is not afraid of her strange and terrifying form, but The influence of SSR-level shikigami is not only on the user, but its aura and certain external characteristics will still have an impact on other people, just like the little deer man who can make people crazy with his pure snow-like beauty. Or Kaguya Hime with her own gentle aura, and the big demon Higanka from hell is no exception.

Therefore, Laura didn't realize that she had been slightly affected at all. She didn't fully believe 23's lie, but she was not as nervous and vigilant as before. She looked a little surprised, as if a little funny and asked helplessly: "Why do you call me master?"

"You bought me back, and I naturally belong to you."

Although Black has not yet loaded the background simulation app in trial, 23 still gave a fairly scientific answer within a second. Under the panoramic scan of the system, 23 faced a large pot of lilies blooming in Laura's room, With explosive acting skills, she put a red Bana flower into her palm, and said gently: "I am in the same family as the lily, and the bulbs are also mixed with the lily. Master, I came into this world for you... The Bana flower is only for you." You open up."

The system sneered, obviously already very familiar with this routine, it was not worried about 23 mission goals that seemed to be a little bit off, in fact, the era of Ultron was about to start, when the battle between the Avengers and Ultron in Sokovia was fully launched, this Women who worry about their husbands don't have a second choice.

"This sounds really weird... Sorry, I'm not questioning you. After all, superheroes and Thor from Norse mythology have already visited my house. It seems that there is nothing unacceptable for a potted plant that has been raised for two years to suddenly become a flower demon. .”

Laura relaxed a little, and she asked nervously and tentatively: "You can call me Laura, is your name Bianhua right? Maybe we can sit in the room, Nata and Clint are still there Wait for me in the kitchen, we haven't prepared dinner for the guests...do you have anything to eat?"

"A glass of water is enough, I don't need human food."

23 smiled slightly, and thoughtfully did not expose Laura's clumsy self-protection skills. She bowed her knees in a rather docile manner, making sure that the mother who was still pregnant with the baby would not be frightened, and then leaned over to pick up the He picked up the rest of the firewood and said softly, "Leave it to me, Master."

Laura noticed her movement, and walked towards the wooden house while stroking her slightly bulging belly. Her cheeks and ear tips were a little flushed, and she almost couldn't help thinking: Snail girl, if Clint is sure that she is really It's not some super criminal with special powers... Well, who keeps Clint away all the time, so it seems like a good idea to have a flower of the other shore to chat with me?

And 23 is like Yamato Nadeko, holding firewood gracefully and falling half a step behind Laura, her gorgeous red eyes quietly swept over the brown-haired woman's bare neck and forearm over and over again, It was almost uncontrollable: "I like such a beautiful and brave woman, Blake, I want to get her... let her become my flower mud, become my nutrient, flow into my body, give me Provides a steady stream of energy."

"Comrade 23, please focus on the task. I don't want to find out about your sexual orientation in the team mode. By the way, 27 has been dismissed from the Transit Management Bureau. Although her team formation method does have merit, it is deceitful." It's not the right way to do it anyway, and you have to be prepared for the possible consequences."

The system looks a little irritable, obviously it has discovered that 23 is negatively affected by the flower of the other side, it hastily said in a cold voice: "If your self-consciousness is completely suppressed by Shikigami, the system has the right to forcibly return to the main world."

23, who is labeled as a model worker, simply cannot accept this embarrassing moment of being forced to repatriate, and the current situation in the main world is simply impossible to accept the loss of SS-level mission energy.

23 squeezed her palm hard and quickly regained her senses. Her complexion didn't look very good: "Got it, Black, after the task is over, make an appointment for a psychiatric appraisal for me... Also, I need a vacation world."

The system hesitated for a moment before submitting an appointment application: "Comrade 23, the evaluation of the shrine function has ended and it is officially launched. I suggest you change the shikigami for the next mission to SR, and slowly adapt to the influence of the shikigami."

23 rare no-reply system suggestions.

The author has something to say:

This is the first time I try to write Yu Jie, I am not very good at it, and I have a little bit of a problem, remember to ask me if you have any questions!