Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

——X months later, Wayne Manor——

"Master, here is your Christmas present, Puff."

Onikiri held an orange ball of hair exuding a loveless aura, and said this to its owner.

Bruce put down the financial magazine at hand, stared at the Christmas present without a word, and frowned: "Puff?"

Puff shuddered and meowed flatteringly.

Only then did Bruce see clearly the whole picture of the orange hairball—a beautiful and elegant leopard cat with gorgeous orange-black fur, which was unbelievably docile and humane.

Even though it is being held by the back of the neck of Destiny by the Tai Dao youth at the moment, and it is not very polite to lift it in mid-air and cannot use its strength, but it still cheers up immediately when it hears the master's call, and tilts its head in favor, trying to open its mouth. With round ruby-like cat eyes, she squeezed her throat cutely and let out a meow.

It can be seen that he is trying very hard to be cute.

Guiqie nodded in satisfaction and said, "It's for you."

Puff, the former incarnation of Chaos, the messenger and pet Tickle, secretly glanced at Fu Sangshen, and the trembling tail and hind legs finally stopped shaking.

Is this cat a little too humane?

Bruce frowned, his scrutiny fell on the orange cat, and he said concisely: "Where did the cat come from?"

He was used to ghosts sleeping from time to time, and the weird little gifts that some ghosts brought back after visiting them, but this time it was a living thing, a cat.

His intuition told him that something was wrong with the cat.

"While visiting Huang, I ran into Shopkeeper Mao by accident."

Onikiri said: "Puff is her clerk. I heard that the zoo not only does not have to work, but also includes food and housing. Therefore, after the contract expires, the contract will be terminated. However... Anyway, it is looking for the next job. I will show it along the way. It comes back."

After finishing speaking, he picked up a cat's paw pad, carefully separated the fur, and said with a serious expression: "It's pink jiojio."

Bruce: "..."

He quickly reviewed the relevant information of the cat shopkeeper in his mind: the main body of the cat shopkeeper is a shy and introverted little white cat. After transforming into a cute girl in the form of a half cat, the shopkeeper of the izakaya who took good care of her was killed. Finally, it followed the other party's wishes and took over the izakaya.

Most of the cat shopkeeper's clerks are also cats, but this one... seems a little silly and cute, after all, the zoo does not accept cats, even walking dollar leopard cats.

He glanced coldly at the orange cat that was trying to expose its belly for petting, and said: "Send it to Damian, I don't have time to raise it, isn't he just trying to rob Kara's Kryptonian cat? This time He has his own cat too."

Puff: "..." Sunny!sky!clap!Thunder!

Puff burst into tears, and meowed in circles anxiously, wishing to swear on the spot to be bald to prove his innocence—please support me!

God is sorry, as an orange cat, the biggest skill Tickle learned from Clarion is probably knowing the times, so after being handed over to a fish by the nape of its neck for a few months, it not only Quickly accepted the new name Puff, and also knew who his real master was, and at this moment he was crying out for support.

The scary fish said: "The only reason for the senior sister to bring you back is to relieve the master's boredom, so you must be cute and cute enough to go out of the hall and win the battlefield, can you do it? Well, you are so good, you can't do it You die."

——If you can’t do it, you’ll die.

—you die.

- Die.

Puff burst into tears: good!fierce!of!fish!

Facing the crisis of his life, the little orange cat threw away his face without hesitation, and jumped to Bruce's lap: "Meow meow!"

Bruce: "?"

Puff fell down and lay down on the ground, tried his best to pull off his cotton slippers and stuffed his warm fur belly under his feet. The four fluffy little claws carefully closed the claw tips, hugging Holding Bruce's ankle lightly fixed, he meowed aggrieved and pitifully twice.

Meow's is called a twists and turns, soul-stirring.

The body temperature of the cat, which is slightly higher than that of humans, was instantly conveyed to Bruce through the white cotton socks. The soft and warm touch successfully warmed Batman's cold feet.

Bruce tentatively stepped on its fur belly.

The orange cat let out a rippling meow. It was not an ordinary cat. Clarion's power had greatly changed its physique, allowing it to fight against Superboy and Robin at the same time, and even withstand a blow from Superman.

Bruce, who would hide the cat in the bat cloak, was silent for half a minute, and said thoughtfully, "It's fine to stay."

Onikiri frowned slightly, and looked at the orange cat with a full score of pet invitation skills, which was warming jio for its master.

——Did I lose my mind at the beginning?

——This job is usually mine!

Yes, I must have lost my mind.

Half a week later, Fu Sangshen looked at the scheming cat with a deep expression, and told himself so with absolute certainty.

Within three days, Orange Cat Puff successfully won a place on Bruce's thigh, yes, on his thigh, by virtue of her high-end and high-end social status, elegant and sexy streamlined figure, and soft and gorgeous fur.

"Meow, meow~"

Tickle, who had been renamed Puff, nestled on Bruce's lap, teasing himself with the tip of his tail, happily pounced on Batman's strong thigh with his kitten claws, soft The plum-blossom pad precisely stepped on certain acupuncture points, and began the difficult meow-meow massage.

This is also one of the special trainings that Lisa gave Batman specifically for Batman's condition. It can relieve muscle fatigue and relax Batman's nerves through massage while being cute.The courses conducted together with this special training also include how to use the tip of the cat's claw to help the owner open the express delivery, six skills to restrain the urge to grind the claw, and eight maintenance methods for handmade leather shoes.

The orange cat has a serious face and pointed ears: As an orange cat, I have endured a lot of exercise that doesn't belong to me.

And Bruce opened a newspaper, and after receiving the massage from Miaomiao, he pressed a slender and white palm on the newspaper in front of him, and raised his eyes along this beautiful palm with clear bones, and met Fu Sangshen's golden eyes with faint anger and a look of annoyance.

The malicious master asked knowingly, "What's wrong?"

Fu Sangshen closed his newspaper, then threw the little orange cat on the sofa, and put his cold fingertips on his forehead, saying without any selfishness, "You need to rest."

Then came a more professional head massage.

Puff squatted on the sofa and stared blankly: "..."

Brother, it's too obvious brother, this rejection is too obvious.

I know cats and dogs repel each other, but can you be a little more cryptic?You are the first to be cool in Bat House Gongdouju!

However, Batman takes this set.

"I do need to take a nap, I have a private meeting with Tony in the afternoon, and I have to be on watchtower duty in the evening."

He hooked the tie with his index finger, Brucey's baby's charm was fully on, and he couldn't refuse, "Bring the cat."

Onikiri Kahei's eyes fell on Tachibana Cat.

The orange cat rolled itself into a ball, Mimi screamed and nestled into Damian's arms, thinking: In this indifferent world, only the little green bird's chest and Dick's ass are warm.

That's right, it makes no sense for Onikiri to be jealous. Although Puff is Bruce's cat in name, Bruce himself is raised by Alfred and Onikiri. Fur, in most cases Bruce's time is occupied by Superman and Onikiri, and Puff... Puff successfully mixed himself into Titus and Krypton, and became Damian's favorite pet.

Onikiri's gaze was getting colder and colder, but it's okay, before Puff was scared to blow his hair, Bruce added the next sentence slowly: "Take me for a checkup, and sterilize by the way."

The gaze like a thorn in the back disappeared.

Puff breathed a sigh of relief.

I'm scared to death, meow, it's okay, it's just a checkup and sterilization...Sterilization?

Puff pricked up his ears vigilantly!

Wow!The cat balls are going to disappear too! ! !

Seeing the little orange cat with a betrayed expression on its face, it threw itself into Damian's arms and meowed to complain. Its malicious owner raised his eyebrows, got up and was led back to the bedroom by Onikiri to take a nap.

Puff embraced Damian with a cat's paw in a frightened face, tears streaming down his face: woo woo woo, sure enough, in this indifferent world, only the little green bird's chest and Dick's ass are warm!

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