Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Since losing the second-generation Robin, Batman began to fall into long-term nightmares and insomnia, and the slightest sign of trouble could wake him up from his sleep quickly. In addition, 23 did not deliberately avoid the monster he set up near Onikiri's body. The alarm device, so it was no surprise that Bruce Wayne, who was supposed to be asleep, quickly woke up.

The room was terribly silent, and with Batman's hearing, he couldn't even hear the breathing or heartbeat of any creature, but he could feel a chill mixed with the first snow and ice water slowly creeping towards his bed, followed by The youthful voice is as cool and melodious as a jade stone hitting each other, and the ending sound is gentle and even pious: "...Master."

Bruce narrowed his eyes calmly, and quickly clasped a bat dart in his palm. When the hazy shadow of the young man slowly approached, Batman opened his steel-blue sharp eyes, and strangled the fragile opponent without hesitation. Throat: "whoareyou——."

"Ghost cut."

The intruder didn't have the slightest idea of ​​resistance. He was like a completely tamed lion, docilely raising his handsome head, and actively exposed his fragile throat in front of the vigilant bat.

The stern young man maintained this dangerous posture, leaned over him and said expressionlessly: "I am your knife, master."

To Bruce's surprise, the guy who trespassed into Wayne Manor had a skin not inferior to Superman's, but unlike Clark's Apollo-style handsomeness, the oriental youth in front of him was full of coldness and danger. Smell, he has no heartbeat, and his skin is icy and scary, like a glacier frozen to death in the polar region.

Bruce hid the look of suspicion in his eyes, and his eyes quickly glanced at the dark blue cross-collared samurai uniform on the young man's body and the three katanas on his waist, and finally froze on a purple-black ghost hand holding Onikiri's body in the void. On the ground, his Adam's apple rolled twice, as if thinking of some related legend, he didn't immediately deny the answer that challenged the human worldview: "You have a human form."

Onikiri is a Taidao born in the Heian period of Japan. Because of certain characteristics, it is also called Higakiri, Yukiri and Lion's Son by humans. The source of Onikiri's name is because it cut off the arm of the big demon Ibaraki Doji The young man in front of him was Onikiri's human form, so it seemed clear at a glance who belonged to this devilish hand.

"It takes a hundred years for a thing to be a living being. Compared with the grotesque monsters and ghosts, most of the Fusangshen forms born from the swords made by humans are like this."

Facing a superhero with a full IQ like Batman, 23 didn't dare to be distracted. He could only ignore the system's high-risk warning of favorability and said as calmly as possible: "If the master doesn't like it, I can just use it from now on. The form of the main body appears in front of you."

"unnecessary."

With bare arms, Wayne looked like a powerful and beautiful black panther. He stared vigilantly at 23's stern face like a snow mountain, and slowly shifted his gaze to the young man's bewitching right arm. A hoarse and deep voice that only belonged to Batman asked: "You call me master, why?"

"The choice of the master of the famous sword is not empty talk."

23 looked at him condescendingly, and the part of Onikiri's spirit immediately lit up warm flames in her cold, pale golden pupils, and she said slowly: "Swords and swords long for a truly powerful ruler, but Only you are worthy to be Onikiri's master."

The stern young man pressed above his handsome master, separated by less than three inches from the palm on his throat, his expression was restrained and forbearing, and there seemed to be a little sadness that could not be concealed.

Bruce stared at her clear pupils under the moonlight, and after thinking for a while, he relaxed his suppression a little.

23 noticed his loose attitude, and finally couldn't continue to ignore the small piece of warm skin that belonged to her owner Bruce Wayne, but what was even more impossible to ignore was the soreness of the lumbar muscles caused by bending over for a long time , which made her have to restrain the veins on her forehead and the twitching expression: "Have I been trusted?"

Batman was expressionless: "Only a part."

"Give me time, and I will become your most convenient saber. Compared with bat darts and claw hooks, my uses are more extensive."

23 rubbed the palm of his neck with his chin, and asked quite directly: "When I was not transformed, I also heard that some beautiful sword Fusangshen would also perform the task of sleeping for the master. Rumors can increase intimacy, do you need it?"

Bruce Wayne, who is famous as a playboy, was also a little stunned for a while. Obviously, this straight steel man who loves hot models or innocent reporters is unclear. He never thought that he would receive a one-night stand invitation from a man, although This man's appearance is too handsome, and his body is a genderless knife.

It seems that even in human form, human behavior and moral principles cannot be used to infer the thinking circuit of a knife.

Batman withdrew the palm on 23's throat indifferently, and sneered with full refusal: "Your body is more in line with my aesthetics, until Zatanna and Diana confirm your identity, obediently stay in the storage On the rack, do you understand?"

23, who was finally able to stand up and secretly rubbed his waist, began to confirm that this superhero is actually soft rather than hard, and that he is most afraid of straight balls.

She quickly determined her new position—a cat-like superhero who is suspicious, sensitive, controlling and insecure, a dog-like master servant who knows nothing about human common sense but has a good straight shot Simply the best choice.

In this regard, she has a good learning object-Clark Kent, the achievements of this Mr. Superman in how to appease Batman can be said to be the pinnacle!

Then 23 glanced at the shelf on the desktop that had been crushed to five horses when she returned to her human form, and sent a message to the system in her consciousness. After getting a reply that was definitely irreparable, she said to Bruce with some hesitation: " Are you sure?"

Batman's eyes quickly glanced at the wooden display stand where Onikiri was originally placed. It fell apart without a sound, and the sirens with the bat logo around them were almost scrapped.

The instigator apparently also noticed his indifferent gaze on the siren fragments, but as a ghost, he didn't have the half-consciousness of compensation. Instead, he demanded frankly and without shame: "This position is not good, it's so far away from you." It's five steps away, and I'm much more valuable and sharp than them, master, you should look at me."

Bruce Wayne held his forehead in pain: "...Alfred!"

……

Then 23 was mercilessly ordered by her new master to change back to her real body, and hung it with the umbrella in the living room.

The system said friendly: "Hello, umbrella stand."

After leaving Bruce Wayne's sight, 23's rational side finally overwhelmed Onikiri, and looked at the dark umbrella with emotion: "I thought the SSR would be a bit more aggressive."

"I used to think so too."

The program specially coded for collating the screenshots of Bruce Wayne paused: "Until you turn the other shore flowers into potted plants."

23 refused to continue the topic of potted plants, and returned to the door of Bruce's room in human form. After thousands of rehearsals in his mind, he chose a fragile but strong and elegant posture, and guarded outside the closed door: "This That's the right time to sleep."

Blake didn't quite understand: "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"Do I look like I want to hang with an umbrella?"

23 closed his eyes, and said with certainty: "What's more, my new owner is still watching the surveillance... I have to do something. It's the cat family that gets kicked and rolled away. If you roll away, you can roll back again." It’s the canine family.”

"...You are really skilled."

The system sneered expressionlessly: "Maybe you can open a door for him to take the quilt back now, maybe it will be more in line with the loyal dog."

23 raised his eyebrows: "You think I don't want to?"

She should have retreated and used more plausible lies to gain the other party's trust, but Onikiri's tendency to control almost made her feel fascinated by any physical contact with Bruce Wayne.This special feeling is completely different from simple love or family affection, but more similar to a lofty king and his loyal and fearless knight, making her want to kill all obstacles for him.

If he continued to face Bruce Wayne, 23 deeply suspected that he might feed the last of his sanity to the system.

"If you insult the system, I won't eat human brains, and I have to praise you. You are worthy of Comrade 23, a model worker of the acting school. The mastery of cutting and cutting Hasebe is not as good as yours."

While recording the mission log, the system sneered and said, "You should thank Alfred for his excuse, the famous knife chooses the master, haha."

"Blake, just stop sneering at your poor host for the time being. I assure you, I will immediately apply to go to the resort world to adjust my mental state after the ghost cutting evaluation task is over."

23 said helplessly, "Onikiri's mental influence is really difficult to get rid of, but at least we don't have to worry about the main task for now. Judging from Onikiri's master control behavior, let alone killing Batman's opponent, the clown, in fact his The mental influence is very likely to allow me to sweep Arkham directly, killing a child."

"Shocking, you still remember the main mission."

The system's expression softened a little, and he even felt a little guilty, obviously blaming himself for doubting 23's status as a model worker: "So now you can look at the new owner objectively?"

Then it heard the host say without hesitation: "No, I still find Bruce Wayne very charming, and I can't help but want to kill the entire Arkham."

Maybe there is also Superman. After all, one bat cannot tolerate three dogs. Another Titus is enough for the Wayne family.

The author has something to say:

The progress of this chapter is a bit hasty, maybe it will be fixed tomorrow ヽ(??д?｀)?