Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

——The Ordinary Morning of Bruce Wayne——

The morning sun shone into the bedroom through the cracks in the curtains, Bruce frowned, and before he fully woke up, the ray of sunlight that dared to disturb Batman's rare sleep was completely covered by Onikiri's tall figure .

Seeing the owner's frowning brows slowly relaxed, Taidao youth's cold face seemed to ease a little, he stood beside the king-size bed without saying a word, and gently wiped the owner's forehead with a handkerchief soaked in warm water , patiently wiped his trembling eyelids, waiting for him to wake up.

"Your heartbeat and blood flow have returned to their waking state the moment I entered the bedroom, Master."

Taidao youth put his handkerchief aside, imitated Alfred's tone, and said calmly: "If you don't open your eyes again, Alfred will deduct the cookies after your night patrol for the next two weeks, you body fat percentage..."

One second before the public execution, Bruce, who was lying on the bed, opened his eyes with a sullen face. When he met Fusangshen's gentle pale golden eyes, he silently swallowed his breath, rubbed the center of his brows sleepily, and said: " I need sleep, tell Alfred to stop making my breakfast."

After speaking, he wrapped himself in the quilt printed with little strawberries, turned over lazily, and fell asleep again.

That's right, after Mrs. Martha returned to Wayne Manor, she expressed her thoughts on the frigid decoration in black, white and gray tones in Bruce's bedroom-it looked too depressing, and it didn't fit Brucey baby at all Playboy's character design, what if the identity is exposed?

Alfred said: You are right.

So when Bruce came back from a business trip in the metropolis, his Nordic gray wallpaper was hung with a family photo, the furniture was decorated with a lot of flowers and plants, and even the bed sheets were replaced with small strawberry prints—it was terrible up.

But Batman sleeping in a pile of little strawberries looks very un-Batman, and kind of cute.

Onikiri stared at his messy forehead hair, the obvious blackness under his eyes due to staying up late, and the smooth and firm body under the silk nightgown, and he almost forgot Alfred's instructions in a moment of softness. .

The scars on Bruce's body had been healed by the Fountain of Youth long ago. In order not to be asked by the models and reporters he dated which beauty club he had the scar removal surgery in, the Prince of Gotham didn't date girls for several months.

But... Butler Xia's majesty is number one in the DC world.

The Taidao youth cleared his throat, pulled out a medical examination report from his shirt cuff, and read: "Name, Bruce Wayne, age... Your body fat percentage has increased by [-]% compared to the same period last month, It's down [-] percent from last week, and I've gained [-] pounds..."

Bruce: "...you really grew up."

Gotham’s tough villains with the same name have long since been wiped out by Onikiri, leaving behind Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, who are not much different from making trouble and flirting. Batman is still active in the night, active in the Justice League, He still needs to fight against Gotham's endless gangsters and dirty deals, but compared to a few years ago, his life now is full and healthy.

Too healthy, Mrs. Martha's daily supplements made Bruce's body fat rate increase by [-]% within half a month, and Clark ate more. If it weren't for the special physique of Kryptonians, he would have He was fed and fattened.

The master who was publicly executed by Fu Sangshen sat up, his nightgown was loosely hung on his muscular body, he rubbed the space between his brows, took a sip of warm water from Fu Sangshen's hand, and said, "I I didn’t sleep until 02:30 last night.”

This is a weak indictment.

"You often don't go to bed until three or four o'clock when you are on the night watch."

Unmoved, Guiqie pulled up the hem for him, then put the slippers on the feet of his restless master, and said calmly: "And it's almost ten o'clock now, if you don't eat breakfast, your poor stomach will The protests are about to start."

"...You really look more and more like Alfred."

Bruce glanced down at Onikiri's long hair hanging down his shoulders, and unceremoniously reached out and rubbed it.

The blue and black color under his eyes is indeed due to staying up late, but the reason for staying up late is that Thomas Wayne ordered him to accompany Damian, who celebrated his birthday, to engage in parent-child activities and play games. Seeing Damian's rare and excited look, his eyes seemed to light up When he got up, he was so soft-hearted that he didn't notice the time.

10 minute later.

Alfred knocked on the door and walked into Bruce's bedroom. He looked at the clothes that had been thrown all over the floor, Onikiri who was holding a new shirt and waiting at the door of the bathroom, and his messy hair. Clearly said: "It seems that our Master Bruce is lying in bed again today, right?"

Onikiri tensed his body quietly and nodded.

"I'm already a frail middle-aged man. I need enough sleep and rest, Alfred."

Bruce shaved, threw his nightgown aside, and let Fu Sangshen put on a new shirt and vest for him: "What's Bruce Wayne's schedule today?"

"No, Master Bruce, your company has now been fully taken over by Mr. Lucius and Master Thomas. As Bruce Wayne, you only need to maintain your playboy personality in front of the public, and that's enough."

Before Onikiri could speak, Alfred, who came to check, had already taken up the conversation. Mr. Butler tied the tie for his restless master, and then fastened the sapphire cufflinks that best matched his eyes, and continued: "By the way, Master Bruce, your poor old butler has not yet reached the age of dementia. If I remember correctly, the effect of the Fountain of Youth has restored your physical condition to its peak, and your lifespan has also been extended. Middle-aged people..."

Bruce: "..."

Onikiri retreated behind him without saying a word.

When Bruce went downstairs and found that Clark and Connor were sitting at the dining table enjoying breakfast, while Krypton, Titus and Wolf were hugged and touched by Damian, he finally couldn't help but frowned. :"How is this going?"

Alfred lifted the insulation cover, and said as a matter of course: "Master Damian's birthday yesterday, fulfill his birthday wish - to have his own Kryptonian, to play with the most powerful plush in the world, although the former still needs Master Kent endeavors, but isn't the latter your permission?"

Bruce couldn't say a word: "..."

Wait a minute, what is Clark trying to do?

Clark, who needed to work hard, floated in front of Bruce in a second. Although he was wearing glasses, the small curly hair on his forehead still fell down. He carefully glanced at Onikiri who was half a step behind his partner, recalling the opponent's fighting power With the renovation fee of Wayne Manor, he calmly stayed at a safe distance and said, "Bruce, are you awake?"

That's right, in order to compete for the number of wake-up calls, Clark also had an arm-wrestling competition with Fu Sangshen. Although he won very easily, he was pushed back to his original place by a young Taidao: "The visitor is a guest, no trouble gone."

Clark: "..." Obviously I came first!

The aggrieved Kryptonians were probably so angry that they squeezed diamonds with their bare hands.

Bruce didn't notice this. For Batman, Superman would always be his most trusted teammate in alliance affairs and battles, but Baby Bruce was different. Too cute.

"If your eyes are fine, yes, that's right."

Bruce pushed aside Krypton and Wolf, who had abandoned Damian for a second, and put their eyes close to him, so as not to let their enthusiastic saliva get on his clothes. Tu Si said, "I seem to owe you an exclusive interview."

Clark froze for a moment, and said dumbfoundedly: "Please, Bruce, is that all you want to tell me?"

Bruce: "Otherwise, what do you want to hear."

"Uh, I don't know. Let me think about it. For example, my late salary last month will not be deducted. How about it?"

Clark opened the chair for him, and said under Bruce's thoughtful gaze: "Just kidding, I knew you would not agree. The big boss in the company suddenly announced that a certain employee's salary would not be deducted. I will ask for it tomorrow. I was given headlines by my colleagues, after all, my job is still a reporter you like very much, although the gender is wrong, the news of Bruce Wayne coming out must be more popular than him dating a model."

Bruce: "I'll think about it."

Titus thoughtfully held Little Krypton by the back of his neck, and pulled both the Kryptonian dog and the mutant wolf towards Damian.

Little Krypton: "Wow."

It whimpered twice in dejection: Titus, your partner doesn't seem to like me and my master very much.

Titus glanced over coldly: "..."

This stupid dog, not too stupid, can finally remember that Batman is not its master, but its partner.

Little Krypton: "Woo."

You don't like me, and you don't like the master either.

Titus: "..."

Titus reluctantly leaned over and licked it.

On the other side, Batman also said thoughtfully: "The scars on my body have been removed by the Fountain of Youth, and my physical condition has also changed. Models can no longer make appointments..."

The honest Clark is very strong: "I won't be your gossip, Louis will definitely ask the bottom line to ask the specific details of Batman and Superman... You know, we have all chased her, it feels a bit strange. "

Batman gave him a strange look: "Think too much, Clark, I'm thinking about transforming Bruce Wayne."

Clark: "..." Yes!No!rise!

He scratched his curly hair helplessly, and changed the subject: "Arthur and Orm have formally established diplomatic relations with China on behalf of Atlantis, and exchanged high-tech under the sea for Mr. Yuan Longping's two months. Help them study the technology of planting bamboo on the seabed, the giant panda has already applied for it, would you like to go and have a look?"

Batman glanced at him leisurely: "Before I became Batman, I traveled to Sichuan, China, where there were giant pandas everywhere, and even adopted a few, as a nominal breeder, if you follow Wei If you look at the financial expenditure report of En Enterprise, you should be able to find that tens of millions of dollars are spent on pandas and Arakawa waters every year."

Clark, who wanted to save the ticket money: "..."

Sorry, I don't understand rich people.

The author has something to say: the previous chapters explained the harmonious life of superheroes in the Marvel world in the future, and this chapter roughly explains the harmonious life of the Bat family in the future. Everyone is happy and living a happy life. .

The next volume is the mission world, and the shikigami is probably Nura Rikusheng or Yoho.