Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Seventy years ago, when Captain America was just Steve Rogers, he had two close friends who lived and died.

Friend No. [-] is his childhood friend and comrade-in-arms, Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes, a hero of World War II, and the little prince of Brooklyn. Now, under the ravages of time, he has grown into a strong Russian brown bear.

Best Friend No. [-] is a legendary ghost, the ghost general Ibaraki Doji who guards Dajiangshan, but a big demon who can calmly switch between Lu Zhishen's embroidery and chopping vegetables, and Lin Daiyu's upside-down weeping willows, stronger than the brown bear Baki Be stronger.

The fate of the two best friends was ill-fated. Best friend No. [-] was once cut off with a right hand. It didn’t take long before he stepped on the body of the red skull and disappeared. Captain America was very sad, but there was still friend No. [-] by his side. After a while, Best Friend No. [-] also disappeared, and when he reappeared, his left hand was chopped off.

Captain America looked at his arm in thought...

Before he could come to any unbelievable old popsicle-like conclusion, Bucky, who had just been upgraded with vibrating gold arms by Tony, came out of the laboratory and slapped his friend on the shoulder: "Steve, what are you thinking?" So ecstatic?"

Steve smiled reassuringly and shook his head.

"Understood, you are nostalgic again, right? Looking at your pitiful little expression, are you worried about Ibaraki Doji?"

Bucky leaned on the sofa knowingly, and vowed to him: "Don't worry, a ghost of Ibaraki's level is not much different from Yuyatsu, and Infinity War won't affect him, maybe he will be like Shuten Return to Dajiangshan."

The more he comforted him, the more he went astray: "To be honest, I miss him a lot. After all, the only two beautiful girls in the Avengers Building now have owners. If Ibaraki is here, I can balance it. To be honest, I am now To a group of bachelors, I even feel that you and Falcon are pretty good looking."

Steve with delicate features: "...?!"

"Just kidding, we are too familiar, rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest, even if you ask me to chew on it, I won't be able to do it."

Bucky turned his lower body to the side, revealing a metal arm whose paint was almost indistinguishable from human skin: "Look at this, how is it? Tony gave me a new one, and it's very easy to hide."

"Painting is nice, but Bucky, you know people recognize you for more than just a metal arm, right?"

Considering the rare holiday activities of the Avengers, Steve's eyes paused on Bucky's hoodie, cap and bohemian scarf, and he suggested sincerely: "Trust me, a hoodie is enough Well, caps and scarves just make us stand out, we're just going to the zoo to feed the giant pandas, so you don't have to be so... confidential, and by the way, put down Tony's sunglasses."

"Why are you so sure it's Tony's sunglasses?"

Bucky regretfully pinned the Stark-style burgundy sunglasses on his collar, and changed his words: "Well, I know, no one will wear such a flamboyant color bag except Tony."

After the end of Infinity War, Yu Jinjin revived the dead heroes. In the face of Captain America's special power to unite people's hearts, all reactionaries are paper tigers. The social order disrupted by Thanos is gradually on the right track, and New York is unexpectedly stable. After several months, the veterans of the Avengers happily began to shift the focus of their work, experience the new members, and spared a rare day of vacation by the way.

After Steve and Bucky changed their gear, the other Avengers were already fully dressed and waiting in the lobby. After seeing the old-fashioned plaid shirts and monochrome trousers with the same style as the two old Popsicles, they hissed in unison. .

"Nata, have I traveled back to the last century?"

Tony's picky gaze fell unceremoniously from the unchanging hairstyles of the two World War II veterans all the way to the plain and clean sneakers. When the latter was so tense that his muscles stretched unconsciously, he covered his forehead and looked away in a painful tone. Turning to the side: "It's over, I feel like he is going to take me to some Renaissance art exhibition in a second."

"Like you, Stark, an old-fashioned plaid shirt with trousers and sneakers, I don't know what kind of combination it is."

Natasha has delicate makeup and fiery red hair. She held Dr. Banner's arm and said, "I understand what you mean, captain, but I don't think that ordinary people in a broad sense should dress themselves up like the ones in TV dramas of the era. figure?"

Steve couldn't help but look down at his and Bucky's outfits, as if the four characters of hard work and simplicity were written all over his body, and compared with the trendy foursome with flashing special effects on the opposite side, the aesthetic taste is simply superior now.

Bucky showed off his sunglasses calmly, trying to prove that he could still keep up with fashion trends.

The Little Prince of Brooklyn failed.

"God, Barnes is wearing a hoodie with Tony's flamboyant burgundy sunglasses on it, so trendy?"

Clint laughed and walked over: "The captain is still carrying a drawing board and a camera. Seriously, are you here to sketch? But cap, you can actually use a camera, praise!"

Steve said helplessly: "Because I'm preparing to make a set of paintings or photos of daily life, you know I have a ghost friend, I'm not sure if I can wait for him to come to the human world again in my lifespan. "

"I still left a few letters or something to express my thoughts. Steve has been studying this idea for several months. After all, photos last longer than drawing paper."

Bucky spread his hands: "He thinks the photos taken by himself are more meaningful, and there are drawing boards, a group photo of the Avengers family, you know he has such a retro feeling."

"The old gramophone in his room said the same thing, but I had no idea you guys were going to be dressed so...retro."

Clint put the sunglasses on his eyes, and said a little puzzled: "I remember that Tony seems to have prepared casual clothes for you, so what is going on with this shirt full of Superman's hometown style and trousers from the last century? "

Bucky's gray-green eyes showed deep helplessness: "The shirts Tony prepared are very expensive, Steve said we are going to feed the pandas, there is no need to wear such expensive clothes, after all, the panda's claws are very sharp They are also very strong, and it would be a pity if they accidentally get scratched while playing with them... I think what he said is reasonable."

No one can refuse a panda, this kind of cute black and white fur balls, they can conquer the hearts of all superheroes, when looking at these two cute pandas, Bucky even felt that he was once in the Hydra Both the killing and the nightmare were cured, and this time he finally had a chance, and he vowed to hug them and kiss them.

"That's right, I know Tony won't be short of the price of two shirts, but there's no need to be so wasteful, the shirts are very beautiful, and you can save them for formal banquets."

Steve finally got out of the embarrassment under the teasing eyes of his teammates, and explained seriously: "But thank you for the clothes you prepared, Tony, I have them hung up properly."

The living room was silent for three seconds.

Clint said hesitantly: "...Wait a minute, is it true that no one told them that pandas are so precious that no one can hug them except the official breeders?"

Steve: "?????"

Barnes: "?????"

a bolt from the blue.

In short, due to time constraints, the two World War II veterans still failed to change into a set of clothes with the same style as their friends, so with the grief of not being able to hold a panda, they sat on Tony's extended version of the sports car like frosted eggplants .

After half an hour.

Tony glanced at the wimpy golden retriever and big cat in the rearview mirror, and couldn't help but said: "Okay, soldier, with your body and face, even if you wear a sack, there will be pretty girls who will come to strike up a conversation. It doesn't matter what you wear. That's not the point, just being less handsome than me is justice."

"It's okay, it's not because of that, Tony."

Although Steve felt a little disappointed when he thought that he would not be able to get in close contact with those two cute fur balls, but after thinking about it, at least they could stand outside the cage and help feed the pandas, so he quickly got up. Spirit, changed the subject: "Are we there yet?"

The sports car flicked beautifully and stopped in the parking lot near the zoo. Tony walked to the other side and opened the car door for Natasha, the co-pilot. He made an exaggerated gentlemanly salute and said calmly: "Obviously. "

Natasha tidied up her skirt, got off the station and went to Dr. Banner's side, and said, "Did you hear the sound of the shutter, Tony, the headline in tomorrow's newspaper is that Tony Stark is still having a tryst with the once hot man a month before his wedding." Female secretary."

"Anyway, they can't guess that you are the Black Widow. It's said in the news. It's Iron Man's turn to take a vacation today. The other Avengers are having friendly exchanges with the Justice League in the watchtower."

Tony raised his eyebrows: "And my lace news has never stopped. There is also a tabloid serializing the love triangle between me and Captain Bucky. The writing is good, so I bought the newspaper, and now they rewrite Superman, Batman, The four-corner love between Bruce Wayne and the innocent little reporter is serialized."

Captain America was a little puzzled: "But why are the reporters nearby? Everyone is looking at this side, Tony, didn't you say that this is already your most low-key car?"

Tony took it for granted: "Yes, this is Tony Stark's most low-key car, but I forgot to tell you that all the sports cars in my garage are limited editions, and they have been designed and modified by Tony Stark himself. The cheapest wheel can buy a new car."

He raised his chin, and blinked his big caramel-colored eyes under the sunglasses briskly: "And how do you know they are looking at the car, not me? I am Iron Man!"

Clint looked at his proud and conceited appearance, and immediately pretended to be a small fan of the patron, applauding in special cooperation: "IronMan, I love you! Love you!"

"It seems that my charm is still the same after I got married."

Tony raised his chin proudly, looked around for a week, and signaled: "The world is my fan. Look at the excited oriental girl at the entrance opposite. Although she is dressed a bit retro, she blinked her eyes when she looked at me. Don’t blink, for fear of missing a precious shot, as long as she bravely clicks to strike up a conversation, I’m willing to give her an autograph.”

Steve followed his gaze irrefutably, and then his gentle and helpless expression suddenly changed, and he froze in place inconceivably.

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