Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]
Chapter 143 A Big Fox (1)
"So the rumored Daji, Hua Yangtian and Yuzaoqian are not the same fox, but just fabricated by later generations?"
After calling out the surveillance in the rest room, Dick's morality in Alfred's eyes finally picked up a little bit. He sat in front of the bat computer to input data for the fox, and couldn't help saying: "You have successfully reshaped my world view , this sounds really unbelievable.”
"It's the associative ability of you humans that is astonishing."
The fox's long and narrow eyes curved: "When I first heard that Daji, Hua Yangtian, and Yuzaoqian were invented by humans as the incarnation of the same nine-tailed fox, I also found it incredible."
"What a coincidence, as a human being, I think so too."
Dick turned his head and typed a few times on the keyboard, not looking at the fox's tall and slender body, and his glamorous face: "So before Tamamo, you were indeed Emperor Toba's favorite concubine... Do you like humans?"
"If you've seen a portrait of Emperor Toba, you probably won't ask such stupid questions again, kid."
The fox seemed to sneer at this question, dragging its nine soft and fluffy snow-colored fox tails, looking at the entrance of the Bat Cave boredly, and said with a careless expression: "Don't test me, I haven't planned to do anything to humans yet. For Mian's sake, I'll answer your question."
Dick gave up fighting with a fox that had lived for hundreds or even thousands of years. He said frankly, "I just want to know how you think of us...human beings."
How does Tamamo-mae see human beings?
It has long been recorded in the Shikigami Escroll that Tamamomae was born with nine tails and has unparalleled abilities. He is also one of the three great demons of the Japanese gods. When Tengu was born, Tamazamoe had already been famous for being able to create powerful monsters like Yukidouji with only a single amount of monster power. He never paid attention to weak creatures like humans.
...but that was before meeting the Miko.
"Weak, humble, and boring, in the eyes of the nine-tailed fox, this kind of creature doesn't even qualify as food."
The fox flicked its tail lazily, its pale golden eyes revealed a look of reminiscence, it seemed completely disdainful to hide its emotions, nostalgia and sadness intertwined appeared on her beautiful face: "It used to be So, but now I hate gods and love humans."
Dick raised its danger level by another level, and then he supported his forehead, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said with a bit of consolation: "Thank you, it sounds good, but it's really not fun .”
Not just Dick, this kind of lion at the top of the food chain ignores and even condescends the ants passing by as a matter of course, even if it is replaced by anyone, it will feel complicated, although this excludes most of the ants in a sense. Targeted and dangerous, but at the same time, it also means that people don't treat you as a dish at all.
The fox unfolded the folding fan, holding the vermilion fan bones with long white and slender fingers, the contrast was sharp and very attractive, it covered half of the face with the fan, and said softly: "Are you worried, afraid that I will do something to your father or Damian? "
The miniature earphones Dick wore in his ears flickered quietly. While wondering if the size of the fox's palm was a little bigger than his, he hid his emotions and raised his eyebrows quite briskly at the other party: "You won't .”
"I really wouldn't, but... I can see it."
The fox hid his palms in his sleeves, and said meaningfully: "You have doubts in your heart. It seems that even in the past hundred years, this beautiful human body can't deceive everyone."
"Don't laugh like that, fox girl, it makes you look like a mysterious villain, the kind who just did something bad."
Dick blinked at it calmly, and his elegant and deep voice carried a light-hearted smile: "But what a coincidence, I happen to have sufficient experience in dealing with criminals, especially you who are...beautiful and Sexy criminal girl, how about it, are you interested in learning more about it?"
fox:"……"
Say it again, Mr. Yeyi, the beautiful and sexy criminal in front of you is bigger than you when he pulls out from under his skirt, and there is one more thing, you have to change your habit of flirting with girls who are taller and stronger than you .
The fox with the mentality of an old father sighed indescribably, and covered his face with a fluffy tail.
Dick was caught off guard, his eyes darkened: "..."
Dick, who was kissed by Zatanna, paused for a moment, thinking uncertainly: Wait a minute, what does it mean/play?Do I look so ugly?
Then he heard a very light footstep.
It was Alfred. Mr. Butler obviously accepted the fact that the fox had a human form well. He put the silver tray aside and said to Dick and the fox calmly: "If you don't disturb your little game, then Here's the milk and cookies, Master Dick."
After a creepy chewing sound, an empty cookie tray was stuffed into Dick's hand.
Dick: "...Looks like you like this."
He didn't dare to think about whether the other party had changed back into a fox form in an instant, or had a human fox head, so that he could swallow a whole plate of cookies in 30 seconds.
The fox didn't refute, because it did use some little-known tricks to transfer some cookies and hide them around, preparing to take them out of this world after the mission was over.
Dick: "Is there really no one left for me?"
The fox walked over and looked down at Ye Yi, who was blindfolded and sitting on the soft chair, then reached out and fumbled in the hidden pocket of his uniform to find out the dog biscuits he was carrying with him.
Dick: "No, thank you."
The fox skillfully put away the dog biscuits as souvenirs.
Alfred noticed this movement, recalled the interaction between the fox and Damian, and the connivance with Dick in the Batcave, and couldn't help but soften his expression a little.
The old butler thought: If it was just a fox, the master could still afford it, maybe its arrival would not be so bad for the Wayne family, Damian and Master Bruce.
This quiet atmosphere lasted until Batman and the new Robin brought Mr. Longstrom back to the Batcave with the news of the death knell-of course, he also created the monster combined with humans and bats that Batman and Robin encountered .
The fox still maintained its human form, and the steel-blue eyes under Batman's goggles sank. He swept the fox's tail calmly, and then made a simple gesture to Nightwing, and the fox was taken to the soundproof room. lounge.
Damian looked gloomy, standing behind Batman with a murderous look, and seemed to be dissatisfied with Batman's disapproval of his direct killing of Researcher Langstrom.
Batman was also dissatisfied with his act of forgetting his promise when he saw Langstrom, and was about to kill him immediately. He taught with a serious expression: "Hate and anger have affected your judgment, Damian, You have to learn to control it so you can deal with what's going to happen sensibly and don't deal with it like a criminal."
Damian was annoyed in his heart, and there was a little remorse in his emerald eyes, but he turned his head dismissively on his face.
Among the education he received, Lei Xiaogu's ideas accounted for more than half. This master assassin firmly believed that he could destroy the world and rebuild it, and his heir, Damian, the son of his beloved daughter, was born to lead the world. Humans, like him, inaugurated a new order for them.
But his father Batman, the principles he adheres to run counter to his grandfather's ideas, which makes Damian feel puzzled and conflicted, but there is no doubt that as long as he faces Batman, the balance in his heart will become more and more serious. tilt.
The boy pursed his lips, and said coldly: "I admit that killing him is a stupid move, so that we don't have enough sources of information to rescue mother, I will reflect on it."
"I'm also starting to think that it's not the right decision to keep you in the League of Assassins. In this regard, your mother did the right thing. You should stay by my side."
Batman took a deep look at him, then turned around and took off the mask on Langstrom's head, and used Batman-style interrogation to get information about the human bat and the death knell.
This poor scientist was asked by Lei Xiaogu to combine the genes of humans and animals, and through high-tech mutagen and human experiments, to create powerful mutant warriors and monster legions, because bat genes can give ninjas the ability to fly, and even Sonar can be used to locate and assassinate target information at night, so he made the human bat potion.
But Lei Xiaogu had been assassinated and died, and Deathstroke took over the operation. Therefore, in order to protect himself, Langstrom could only hold the formula in his own hands, and was taken out of the research base full of human bats by Batman, promising to rescue his daughter With his wife, Sturm even seemed a little thankful.
After Damian confirmed that Deathstroke and the hijacked Thalia were in Interlaken, Langstrom, who was guaranteed by Batman, went to make a human-bat antidote gratefully.
Nightwing and Fox came out of the lounge.
"Puff, have you become a human?"
Damian was not affected by the pet's human form. He frowned and complained that there was not enough fur, and then buried his head in the fox's tail sullenly.
The fox's long and narrow eyes were bent.
And Batman's cold gaze swept across the tall fox's body, and he turned to Nightwing, with a Batman-like chill in his hoarse and deep voice: "I need an explanation."
Dick: "...But I sent you the recording?"
Batman said with a blank face: "I mean-I just happen to have sufficient experience in dealing with criminals, especially the sentence about a beautiful and sexy criminal girl like you."
Dick: "..."
His father's look and tone were meaningful: "You've been getting close to Harley Quinn lately, haven't you, Dick."
Dick said helplessly and weakly: "My date does not include super criminals for the time being, please believe me."
"Well, we need to talk later, Dick, and you, Mrs. Yuzao, about your reason for coming."
Bruce snorted coldly, and walked towards the bat computer irrefutably. The message Dick conveyed was only a few fragments, and he needed a more comprehensive surveillance video to understand the matter.
And Damian has completely started to decompress the fox.
The fox tamely changed back to its original form, playing around with him with the tip of its tail hooked like teasing a cub, the pampering in its eyes almost turned into flowing water, warm and tolerant.
Even though Dick was still wary of her, she couldn't help letting her guard down a little at the moment—in any case, she really didn't have any malice towards Damian, she was willing to let go of her status and strength, and sincerely loved and pampered him.
Alfred said softly: "You seem to have a good impression of Master Dick and Master Damian."
Dick heard the fox praise him slowly in a soft and charming voice: "I like Damian at this age, and Dick...he is very funny, confident, kind, and handsome."
Before Dick had time to be proud of his masculine charm for even a second, he heard the fox continue to add casually: "If my son and daughter are still alive, they should grow up like this under my teaching."
Dick choked in his throat: "..."
Alfred showed an apologetic expression very cooperatively, and said softly: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Yuzao."
"That's all right. I don't feel offended. It's a long time ago, Mr. Pennyworth."
When the fox faced Alfred, it was obviously more respectful. It said with some emotion and nostalgia: "It has been many years since no one mentioned my lover and child in front of me."
Alfred played the image of a caring confidant, with a kind and gentle look on his face: "If you don't mind, ma'am, maybe you can talk to me about them."
The fox wrapped its tail around its body so that Damian couldn't reach whichever one he wanted to lick. It said in an extremely soft voice: "This will start with my wife."
Dick: "..."
Alfred: "..."
Batman before surveillance: "..."
Only Damian folded his arms, showing no surprise, and urged concisely: "Then?"
The fox's expression softened: "My wife is a priestess who serves the gods, and she is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Dick's expression was blank for a second: "..."
As expected of a housekeeper, even in such a situation of destroying the three views, Alfred still did not change his face, while Batman in front of the surveillance showed a thoughtful expression.
The fox didn't continue talking. The kind and caring Dick certainly wouldn't ask at this time, but his froze body for a moment revealed his thoughts, making the fox stop and ask, "What do you want to ask, Dick?"
Dick swears that he does feel very sorry for Tamazamo's not-so-smooth experience, and he can't bear to touch and repeat the wounds of her lost children, but this is not due to the preferential treatment from the outside, but to respect for a mother.
But when he heard the repeated "madam", he still couldn't help asking: "Sorry, ex-madam Yuzao, did I hear something wrong just now, your... madam?"
The fox looked calm, his pale gold eyes rarely showed a bit of sadness and fragile longing, and every word he uttered was filled with lingering sadness and nostalgia, and he said slowly and firmly: "Yes, madam. "
Damian looked at him with rare and strange eyes: "Puff was originally a male fox, and I buried its belly."
Dick: "..."
He found that since Bruce's own son came back with the fox in his arms, he became speechless more and more.
After calling out the surveillance in the rest room, Dick's morality in Alfred's eyes finally picked up a little bit. He sat in front of the bat computer to input data for the fox, and couldn't help saying: "You have successfully reshaped my world view , this sounds really unbelievable.”
"It's the associative ability of you humans that is astonishing."
The fox's long and narrow eyes curved: "When I first heard that Daji, Hua Yangtian, and Yuzaoqian were invented by humans as the incarnation of the same nine-tailed fox, I also found it incredible."
"What a coincidence, as a human being, I think so too."
Dick turned his head and typed a few times on the keyboard, not looking at the fox's tall and slender body, and his glamorous face: "So before Tamamo, you were indeed Emperor Toba's favorite concubine... Do you like humans?"
"If you've seen a portrait of Emperor Toba, you probably won't ask such stupid questions again, kid."
The fox seemed to sneer at this question, dragging its nine soft and fluffy snow-colored fox tails, looking at the entrance of the Bat Cave boredly, and said with a careless expression: "Don't test me, I haven't planned to do anything to humans yet. For Mian's sake, I'll answer your question."
Dick gave up fighting with a fox that had lived for hundreds or even thousands of years. He said frankly, "I just want to know how you think of us...human beings."
How does Tamamo-mae see human beings?
It has long been recorded in the Shikigami Escroll that Tamamomae was born with nine tails and has unparalleled abilities. He is also one of the three great demons of the Japanese gods. When Tengu was born, Tamazamoe had already been famous for being able to create powerful monsters like Yukidouji with only a single amount of monster power. He never paid attention to weak creatures like humans.
...but that was before meeting the Miko.
"Weak, humble, and boring, in the eyes of the nine-tailed fox, this kind of creature doesn't even qualify as food."
The fox flicked its tail lazily, its pale golden eyes revealed a look of reminiscence, it seemed completely disdainful to hide its emotions, nostalgia and sadness intertwined appeared on her beautiful face: "It used to be So, but now I hate gods and love humans."
Dick raised its danger level by another level, and then he supported his forehead, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said with a bit of consolation: "Thank you, it sounds good, but it's really not fun .”
Not just Dick, this kind of lion at the top of the food chain ignores and even condescends the ants passing by as a matter of course, even if it is replaced by anyone, it will feel complicated, although this excludes most of the ants in a sense. Targeted and dangerous, but at the same time, it also means that people don't treat you as a dish at all.
The fox unfolded the folding fan, holding the vermilion fan bones with long white and slender fingers, the contrast was sharp and very attractive, it covered half of the face with the fan, and said softly: "Are you worried, afraid that I will do something to your father or Damian? "
The miniature earphones Dick wore in his ears flickered quietly. While wondering if the size of the fox's palm was a little bigger than his, he hid his emotions and raised his eyebrows quite briskly at the other party: "You won't .”
"I really wouldn't, but... I can see it."
The fox hid his palms in his sleeves, and said meaningfully: "You have doubts in your heart. It seems that even in the past hundred years, this beautiful human body can't deceive everyone."
"Don't laugh like that, fox girl, it makes you look like a mysterious villain, the kind who just did something bad."
Dick blinked at it calmly, and his elegant and deep voice carried a light-hearted smile: "But what a coincidence, I happen to have sufficient experience in dealing with criminals, especially you who are...beautiful and Sexy criminal girl, how about it, are you interested in learning more about it?"
fox:"……"
Say it again, Mr. Yeyi, the beautiful and sexy criminal in front of you is bigger than you when he pulls out from under his skirt, and there is one more thing, you have to change your habit of flirting with girls who are taller and stronger than you .
The fox with the mentality of an old father sighed indescribably, and covered his face with a fluffy tail.
Dick was caught off guard, his eyes darkened: "..."
Dick, who was kissed by Zatanna, paused for a moment, thinking uncertainly: Wait a minute, what does it mean/play?Do I look so ugly?
Then he heard a very light footstep.
It was Alfred. Mr. Butler obviously accepted the fact that the fox had a human form well. He put the silver tray aside and said to Dick and the fox calmly: "If you don't disturb your little game, then Here's the milk and cookies, Master Dick."
After a creepy chewing sound, an empty cookie tray was stuffed into Dick's hand.
Dick: "...Looks like you like this."
He didn't dare to think about whether the other party had changed back into a fox form in an instant, or had a human fox head, so that he could swallow a whole plate of cookies in 30 seconds.
The fox didn't refute, because it did use some little-known tricks to transfer some cookies and hide them around, preparing to take them out of this world after the mission was over.
Dick: "Is there really no one left for me?"
The fox walked over and looked down at Ye Yi, who was blindfolded and sitting on the soft chair, then reached out and fumbled in the hidden pocket of his uniform to find out the dog biscuits he was carrying with him.
Dick: "No, thank you."
The fox skillfully put away the dog biscuits as souvenirs.
Alfred noticed this movement, recalled the interaction between the fox and Damian, and the connivance with Dick in the Batcave, and couldn't help but soften his expression a little.
The old butler thought: If it was just a fox, the master could still afford it, maybe its arrival would not be so bad for the Wayne family, Damian and Master Bruce.
This quiet atmosphere lasted until Batman and the new Robin brought Mr. Longstrom back to the Batcave with the news of the death knell-of course, he also created the monster combined with humans and bats that Batman and Robin encountered .
The fox still maintained its human form, and the steel-blue eyes under Batman's goggles sank. He swept the fox's tail calmly, and then made a simple gesture to Nightwing, and the fox was taken to the soundproof room. lounge.
Damian looked gloomy, standing behind Batman with a murderous look, and seemed to be dissatisfied with Batman's disapproval of his direct killing of Researcher Langstrom.
Batman was also dissatisfied with his act of forgetting his promise when he saw Langstrom, and was about to kill him immediately. He taught with a serious expression: "Hate and anger have affected your judgment, Damian, You have to learn to control it so you can deal with what's going to happen sensibly and don't deal with it like a criminal."
Damian was annoyed in his heart, and there was a little remorse in his emerald eyes, but he turned his head dismissively on his face.
Among the education he received, Lei Xiaogu's ideas accounted for more than half. This master assassin firmly believed that he could destroy the world and rebuild it, and his heir, Damian, the son of his beloved daughter, was born to lead the world. Humans, like him, inaugurated a new order for them.
But his father Batman, the principles he adheres to run counter to his grandfather's ideas, which makes Damian feel puzzled and conflicted, but there is no doubt that as long as he faces Batman, the balance in his heart will become more and more serious. tilt.
The boy pursed his lips, and said coldly: "I admit that killing him is a stupid move, so that we don't have enough sources of information to rescue mother, I will reflect on it."
"I'm also starting to think that it's not the right decision to keep you in the League of Assassins. In this regard, your mother did the right thing. You should stay by my side."
Batman took a deep look at him, then turned around and took off the mask on Langstrom's head, and used Batman-style interrogation to get information about the human bat and the death knell.
This poor scientist was asked by Lei Xiaogu to combine the genes of humans and animals, and through high-tech mutagen and human experiments, to create powerful mutant warriors and monster legions, because bat genes can give ninjas the ability to fly, and even Sonar can be used to locate and assassinate target information at night, so he made the human bat potion.
But Lei Xiaogu had been assassinated and died, and Deathstroke took over the operation. Therefore, in order to protect himself, Langstrom could only hold the formula in his own hands, and was taken out of the research base full of human bats by Batman, promising to rescue his daughter With his wife, Sturm even seemed a little thankful.
After Damian confirmed that Deathstroke and the hijacked Thalia were in Interlaken, Langstrom, who was guaranteed by Batman, went to make a human-bat antidote gratefully.
Nightwing and Fox came out of the lounge.
"Puff, have you become a human?"
Damian was not affected by the pet's human form. He frowned and complained that there was not enough fur, and then buried his head in the fox's tail sullenly.
The fox's long and narrow eyes were bent.
And Batman's cold gaze swept across the tall fox's body, and he turned to Nightwing, with a Batman-like chill in his hoarse and deep voice: "I need an explanation."
Dick: "...But I sent you the recording?"
Batman said with a blank face: "I mean-I just happen to have sufficient experience in dealing with criminals, especially the sentence about a beautiful and sexy criminal girl like you."
Dick: "..."
His father's look and tone were meaningful: "You've been getting close to Harley Quinn lately, haven't you, Dick."
Dick said helplessly and weakly: "My date does not include super criminals for the time being, please believe me."
"Well, we need to talk later, Dick, and you, Mrs. Yuzao, about your reason for coming."
Bruce snorted coldly, and walked towards the bat computer irrefutably. The message Dick conveyed was only a few fragments, and he needed a more comprehensive surveillance video to understand the matter.
And Damian has completely started to decompress the fox.
The fox tamely changed back to its original form, playing around with him with the tip of its tail hooked like teasing a cub, the pampering in its eyes almost turned into flowing water, warm and tolerant.
Even though Dick was still wary of her, she couldn't help letting her guard down a little at the moment—in any case, she really didn't have any malice towards Damian, she was willing to let go of her status and strength, and sincerely loved and pampered him.
Alfred said softly: "You seem to have a good impression of Master Dick and Master Damian."
Dick heard the fox praise him slowly in a soft and charming voice: "I like Damian at this age, and Dick...he is very funny, confident, kind, and handsome."
Before Dick had time to be proud of his masculine charm for even a second, he heard the fox continue to add casually: "If my son and daughter are still alive, they should grow up like this under my teaching."
Dick choked in his throat: "..."
Alfred showed an apologetic expression very cooperatively, and said softly: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Yuzao."
"That's all right. I don't feel offended. It's a long time ago, Mr. Pennyworth."
When the fox faced Alfred, it was obviously more respectful. It said with some emotion and nostalgia: "It has been many years since no one mentioned my lover and child in front of me."
Alfred played the image of a caring confidant, with a kind and gentle look on his face: "If you don't mind, ma'am, maybe you can talk to me about them."
The fox wrapped its tail around its body so that Damian couldn't reach whichever one he wanted to lick. It said in an extremely soft voice: "This will start with my wife."
Dick: "..."
Alfred: "..."
Batman before surveillance: "..."
Only Damian folded his arms, showing no surprise, and urged concisely: "Then?"
The fox's expression softened: "My wife is a priestess who serves the gods, and she is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Dick's expression was blank for a second: "..."
As expected of a housekeeper, even in such a situation of destroying the three views, Alfred still did not change his face, while Batman in front of the surveillance showed a thoughtful expression.
The fox didn't continue talking. The kind and caring Dick certainly wouldn't ask at this time, but his froze body for a moment revealed his thoughts, making the fox stop and ask, "What do you want to ask, Dick?"
Dick swears that he does feel very sorry for Tamazamo's not-so-smooth experience, and he can't bear to touch and repeat the wounds of her lost children, but this is not due to the preferential treatment from the outside, but to respect for a mother.
But when he heard the repeated "madam", he still couldn't help asking: "Sorry, ex-madam Yuzao, did I hear something wrong just now, your... madam?"
The fox looked calm, his pale gold eyes rarely showed a bit of sadness and fragile longing, and every word he uttered was filled with lingering sadness and nostalgia, and he said slowly and firmly: "Yes, madam. "
Damian looked at him with rare and strange eyes: "Puff was originally a male fox, and I buried its belly."
Dick: "..."
He found that since Bruce's own son came back with the fox in his arms, he became speechless more and more.
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