The queen is my cousin

When our group arrived at the front line, Piao Nisang couldn't make any other expressions except covering his face!

"Do you know what you look like! You threw a doll into the hole and couldn't get it out, and then threw another one in! Why are you so stupid? Can you still be a Gongjun if you are so stupid!"

"That's it!" I chimed in. "So stupid can only be a small subject!"

Seventh Brother squatted on the ground with his ears open: "In our house, Gewei is the one up there..."

"..."

Duan Rong wiped away her tears and stood up, "No, I want to send all the beauties from the eighteenth floor of Yanliu to the opposite side of the border. I don't believe that so many beauties can't be exchanged back to Donglin!"

"Are you trying to save the country with curves?" My cousin Nisang stared at dead fish eyes, "This generation is still purebred Huns, and the next generation is all Han and Huns mixed blood, and the Huns call Han people mothers, and the next generation... ...Will continuous intermarriage lead to genocide? Good, good. Anyway, if someone is going to be unlucky, marry his daughter."

"Is he joking with me or..." Duan Rong didn't understand my love for Nissan.

Nisang told him to continue squatting on the ground and crying.

"What now?"

"A marriage is a show of goodwill. If we want someone back now, the Hun King will feel humiliated and want to fight. We can only marry a real princess and exchange those two fake princesses."

Caicai and Shi Balong rushed to Wang's tent just now, upon hearing this, she quickly retreated.I grabbed her, "Caicai, the country is in danger..."

My aunt stepped forward and slapped me twice, "I'm just such a daughter, ah, if you don't give her a harem of strong men, you still want her to marry! You bitch!"

"Auntie, you don't seem to be wearing hand cream..."

My aunt sent someone to bring up the hand cream, leaned on my throne, and began to paint her hands, "The princess is a dick. Tell the Hun king that the eldest princess of my dynasty is going to marry him! Those two are just My servant, who will lead the way for me over there, will send me to the Xiongnu Dragon Court and I will be back."

"aunt!"

We all kneel down for her together!

Auntie looked at us surrounded by her, unexpectedly a little gentle, and then she smiled and said, this place is full of gays, as a lonely female flower, I really can't stay here any longer.

On that day, my representative Nisan had a cordial meeting with the King of the Huns. The King of the Huns was a young man with sharp edges and corners, broad shoulders, long legs and a small waist. Jin's head, Emma, ​​is extremely handsome, and he likes to laugh up to the sky hahahahahaha, and he can't understand the speech... It's full of barbarian style!Couldn't be better!I feel that the character fried chicken is good!My aunt is really crafty!

My aunt looked at King Xiongnu from a distance, nodded and said: Yes.Then I put on a fur body, showing the gutter, sat behind my cousin Nissan, and rubbed a catty of powder. It looked like my cousin Nissan's sister, and the Hun King kept checking to see if she was there!She obviously kept looking at him, but as soon as he came over, she drank the red wine in a noble and glamorous way, and let the wine flow down into the gutter. My Great Barbarian King couldn't hold it on the spot!The eyes are straight!

My cousin Nissan took the opportunity to say, those two are not princesses, those two are the princess's little ones, and this one is the eldest princess of my dynasty!Right!rich!Temperament!Beautiful as a flower!How could we have chosen such an unpopular way to marry you, the barbarian king? The reason we have made such a big noise about dispatching troops is because the eldest princess has taken a fancy to you and insisted on using such an awesome guard of honor to go home with you with drums and gongs !What do you think!

The barbarian king expressed his gratitude to the eldest princess for her love, and since this is the case, he will not shirk it.Since those two are servants of the Eldest Princess, they should be returned to their original owners.The barbarian king whispered a few words, Nima Gu Donglin and Ge Wei were tied up with red ribbons, put on a big gold plate, and were carried up to give to my aunt.

My aunt snorted, and said delicately, "Carry it down, and shock them. Also, whoever took a fancy to that barbarian, you guys, nonsense~"

Man Wang said that his dick was about to drop.

In the end, our army fighting the five scum did nothing wrong, because they changed from an army to a guard of honor and sent my aunt all the way to the foot of Yanran Mountain.The barbarian king and my aunt got married, and they were sticky every day, and he would throw her on the horse with his hands at every turn, and he stopped the horse and left, what a dick!I could almost see Cai Cai's envious and jealous eyes!Going forward is the Longting of the Huns, and we must say goodbye after sending you off for thousands of miles. We can't go any further, so we have to say goodbye to my aunt and my No. 30 eighth uncle.

I feel a little uncomfortable, and I don't know when my aunt and I will meet again.And when we meet again, she will have a strong smell of goat, what should I do with her.So I was unhappy all the way, bored in the car.My aunt occasionally came in to rub me when she dumped her husband, and told me that there is no feast that lasts forever.

On this day, I told Nissan to let me get out of the car suddenly.If I didn't want it, he carried me down.He blindfolded me and asked if I heard anything, and I heard a lot of people cheering, and horns.This is very strange, it's almost like being in a cuju field.

He let go, I'm really in the middle of a cuju field of ten thousand people!The colorful flags are fluttering in the auditorium, the green under my feet, and the white clouds can be seen floating on the top of Yanran Mountain in the distance, hey!

My cousin Nissan set up a cuju field for ten thousand people on the grassland!

What is this going to do?

"We're going to fight the Xiongnu team inside."

"Huh? It seems that there was no such arrangement before."

"Isn't your greatest wish in life to fight against the Xiongnu representative team, and if you win, engrave the score on the top of Yanran Mountain, alongside Huo Qubing's stele?" Biao Nisang said with dead fish eyes.

"Eh?!"

I forgot all about it!

"But I still remember." Nisang patted my head and threw me a jersey, which is the number 11 that Yingtai used to use!

Are you going to fight yourself?

Shi Balong and the others are already clapping at me!

All right!I, I just put it on, it's so hot!

The audience is boiling!They shouted at me that His Majesty will win!Long live His Majesty the Emperor!

Aww I've never been this happy in my life!

A whistle, the game started, the referee gave me the ball!I am the emperor, the barbarian king did not participate, I am the biggest here.Man Wang said that he doesn't know how to play cuju, and he doesn't like to watch cuju games. "I like playing table tennis. Table tennis~" he said proudly.

But when I catch the ball, I don't know who to throw it to.I can only hold it and stand in place.

Piao Nisang covered his face, "Little pillow, I need to kick it."

Oh oh oh remember it's hot!I put the ball under my feet and ran with it!It was such a galloping feeling and reminded me of my carefree adolescence!

I probably took the ball and ran for three steps, and then I plopped, and fell face-down into the mud, lying flat on my stomach.

For about ten seconds, the entire Cuju field was silent. As the king of a country, I just lay there, and my ambition disappeared.

Then I heard the whistle go off and my watch Nissan ran over and picked me up.My entire body was covered in mud, and I felt ashamed and embarrassed. I didn't want to play cuju or come to the grassland for the rest of my life, so I started crying.

I told Nissan to hug me from behind, squeeze my hands, wipe them clean, and turn me to face him.He knelt down and grabbed my arm, "Don't cry, okay? There are so many people watching, let's go back and cry."

I endured it until my face wrinkled.

Nisang laughed, blowing on my knees, and came up to kiss me again.He kissed me on the left and right cheeks and he was covered in mud too.The audience cheered again, and I told Nissang to drag me around the field, accepting their long live in a dirty way, and then he told the coach to change Yuan Datou to play, I went down and changed my clothes, and gave them I was a cheerleader in the auditorium, and I even did aerobics!

During the intermission, the barbarian king and my aunt held a wedding ceremony, and they gave drinks to everyone in the audience.Then my cousin sweated profusely and signed a letter of credence with the Man Wang, saying that he would not fight wars for the next 50 years.It was all done at half-time and it couldn't have been better, so efficient.

In the end, Biao Nisang took Duan Rong, Shi Balong, my seventh brother, Yuan Datou, Yingwuzhe, Mo Li, and Guoan's team to a one-to-one tie with the Xiongnu Cuju team!Great!We played the national anthem, raised the national flag, and asked our Han craftsmen to make gold medals, one for the Xiongnu team, one for Guoan, and one for Yanran Mountain. It was as peaceful as the Olympic Games!

Then the leaders of our two countries went home happily, couldn't be better!

After that, nothing major happened.I made up a beautiful funeral for Qiao Qiao, and Gewei summoned Qiao Qiao's soul. She said thank you and said sorry.Because I burned a lot of paper money for her, she is still a socialite in the underground, has a third husband, and a baby.

"Of course, it belongs to Shi Balong."

Sosad.

Shi Balong hadn't given up on breaking up my cousin Nissan and me, neither had Maodou, they hit it off immediately, and Maodou moved to Shi Balong's palace, and the two of them came up with bad ideas together every day.Usually Shi Balong draws little pornographic books on revenge, and Maodou sells them on the overpass, and he seems to be doing well.Another two years later, they came to the Imperial Capital to ask me to get a license.I was a little unhappy that the person who liked me changed his mind later.Maodou looked at my cousin who was no longer angry, and my cousin also looked thoughtful.I asked him what he was thinking, and he pondered for a long time, "I think it's better to eat quail eggs tomorrow, um, yes, I want to eat quail eggs. Do you want to eat them?"

I'm thinking about esoteric propositions about love. Hey!crazy.

Now there is no one in my natal family, and Piao Nisang is the prime minister, the top leader, and is very busy every day, so I take care of the children at home.Oh yes, I was pregnant when I came back from the Huns and gave birth to a prince.Ma Yinglong always wanted to dissect me.However, Biao Nisang became more energetic and imitated Chen Ajiao's daughter to ask for a child. He said that anyway, he helped me take care of the business, and I have nothing to do every day, just give birth to a child.I am now pregnant with my third.I have been discussing with Gewei every day how to have children. I always feel that this ending Nima must have taken the wrong script, and I don’t want to act anymore.How could you not tell me that it was from Sheng Ziwen until the last paragraph of the last chapter, bastard!

The two brothers Gu Tinglin and Gu Donglin are also very good, and their husbands are also very good.

Caicai's harem is bigger than mine.

My aunt, on the other hand, showed her ferocious face from the first day she married the Huns—she was heading for Lake Baikal's algae mud, and she almost dug through the lake for her face.The barbarian king can only hahahahahahahahaha.

That's probably it.

Oh yes, my cousin Nisan now occasionally brings my uncle into the palace, after all, he is my own father, and he is also a grandfather—although he doesn't want to know about such things at all.He still dislikes me for being a Nissan, but every time he teases me for being a Nissan, he will be ridiculed by my grandfather.Now he is so depressed that he raises a lot of birds, and walks the birds outside the palace every day.

In short, from now on, I will live happily with the queen~

The author has something to say: Emma, ​​thank you all for following the article all the way to the present, group, I hope you can finally be together happily with the person you like~

Then I want to say, Xiaozhen is so sad to end like this...you wait for me to finish crying, wait for me to finish crying...

Next, I will release a new pit preview. It is still No.1 called "Crying Girl Cannon" and Gentle Gong, but it is a modern story, and the genre is different... The full text is being archived, please collect it~

But because I am crying for the little pillow, it will take about half a month to start an update... Oh my little pillow... I will go to the side and cry for a while...