The queen is my cousin

When we arrived at the casino, Mo Li was still playing cards in the same posture as yesterday.My cousin only knew that he wanted to come here, but he didn't know what was going on here. After he went in, he asked the boss what happened here these days.The boss thought it was the Jinwu Guard who took the money, so he faltered and couldn't speak, so he secretly gave him two heavy gold Pixiu, and my cousin threw them over the wall with the gold.The commotion made the gamblers stop their bets one after another, the bold ones told my cousin to leave, and the timid ones left by themselves.

Among them, Mo Li was the most courageous. He stood up with black eye sockets, and pressed the cigarette butt on the table, "Hey, Yu Zazao, there is nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes. It doesn't take much effort. You It hit the door..."

My cousin shrank his pupils when he saw him.Just by looking into his eyes, I knew his mind must be pausing, replaying the episode about Moli, and replaying the crucial few seconds.He is studying martial arts in southern Xinjiang, and one of Mo Li's meals and entertainment every year is to go to the mountains to fight with him.They are bluffing enemies and closest friends, but no one admits it.

My cousin moved suddenly.He went over and grabbed Mo Li by the collar, "You know how to summon souls?"

Mo Li narrowed his eyes and let out an ah.

Cousin shook him a few times, "I remember you said that when you were a child, you studied under the Great Witch of Chu, if you hadn't overturned his tripod, you would now inherit the position of Great Witch in the palace of Chu... that's it. Is it?"

Mo Li snorted and fell into deep thought.

"You're not bragging, are you?" My cousin switched to the aggressive method.

Sure enough, Mo Li yelled and jumped up, "You little mother look down on people, what did I lie to you for! All the warlocks in the Qin Tianjian in the Central Plains, you might as well snap your fingers!"

"Can you summon souls?"

"Have you lost your soul?" Mo Li was startled.

"My wife is dead."

Mo Li breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a good death."

"Bring him alive."

After finishing speaking, my cousin grabbed Mo Li by the back of the collar and threw him onto the horse, galloping towards the palace.

Seeing that the situation was clear, I was as light as a swallow for a moment, and returned to the bedroom in a breath.But what did I see!Corpse on the bed!gone!

I have a big hole where is my body!

I hurriedly floated to the roof, looked up, and saw several eunuchs carrying my body to the Imperial Medical Hall!

What the hell is this!

I followed them to the Imperial Medical Hall, where Ma Yinglong and the Tianzhu doctor put on gloves and prepared some scary-looking medical equipment.They put me on a bed of cold jade and ice, and asked the little eunuchs to climb on the beams and set up countless large and small lanterns.

"Is the brightness okay?"

"Okay."

Ma Yinglong looked at him and smiled. "We in the Central Plains just put on makeup when dealing with corpses." He pulled off my clothes and pointed to a bow tied on my wound.

Doctor Tianzhu frowned and asked, "Are these corpse spots?"

Ma Yinglong looked at the bruising marks, "It seems not."

He thought for a moment, turned me over, and turned me back quickly after only one glance, his face turned pale.

He joined hands with Dr. Tianzhu to salute, "Poor Huang Sang."

They digested it before continuing to discuss embalming.

Doctor Tianzhu said that makeup alone is not enough. "Do you know how a corpse rots? First, the gas in the intestines swells because it cannot be discharged, and the stomach bursts, and then microorganisms invade, quickly gnaw away the flesh and blood, and turn into bones. No matter how you make up, you will inevitably end up with this ending."

Ma Yinglong's complexion changed, "Is there no way to put on the jade robe?"

Doctor Tianzhu shrugged, "We don't have jade at all."

"Then how do you embalm?"

Doctor Tianzhu took out a knife and showed his white teeth in a smile.

"First, cut open his stomach, take out all the internal organs, soak them in formalin and put them in small bottles."

He put down the knife and picked up a long chisel and hooked spoon, "Then, stick this chisel into the nose of the corpse, knock through his skull, stir it up, and use this hooked spoon to stir it up." The broken brain is brought out."

He pointed to the saline-alkali pool beside him, "Then, put the corpse in and soak it for seventy days to dehydrate."

He picked up the needle and pointed to the group of female officers who were waiting to put on makeup for me, "Finally, stuff straw into the corpse and put on makeup."

Ma Yinglong made a silly face the whole time, and finally said, "Perfect!" and handed him the knife with a smile.

I got a big fuck, is this really Doctor Tianzhu!You are obviously from ancient Egypt!Also, Ma Yinglong, are you really my subject!Our dignified central country pays attention to the parents of the body, hair, skin and feelings!Don't be invaded by this foreign doctor culture so quickly, hey!

Seeing him go down with a knife, even ten Moli can't recruit me back!On my wits end, I blew a gust of evil wind that rattled the casements and lifted the skirts of the ladies.For a moment, there were screams in the imperial medical hall.

"The emperor is angry..." Ma Yinglong said tremblingly. "Sure enough, it's inappropriate."

Bingo!

"This is just a feudal superstition," said Doctor Tianzhu. "To prove the scientific method of embalming, I must dissect the noble emperor today!"

He raised the scalpel high!

I danced around the sword, roaring to stop ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!But seeing this guy's eyebrows became more and more ferocious!

Knock down!

I closed my eyes and started screaming!

Then I heard the whole Imperial Medical Hall screaming!

I opened my eyes, the corpse on the cold jade ice bed sat up and clamped the scalpel!Take a hundred swords with your bare hands!

And I'm still floating in the sky...

I started screaming again!I was killed!Zombie is back!

她哉哉她妹妹哉哉哉哉哦~! ! !

"What are you shouting about?" Mo Li leaned against the door, playing with the bell on his waist, and looked at the screaming Doctor Tianzhu with disdain, "I have never seen the world."

After finishing speaking, he snapped his fingers easily, and my corpse automatically let go of the scalpel, jumped out of the bed, and walked out stiffly straight on the knees.Seeing this scene, my cousin was torn to shreds. He was stunned for a while before he quickly stepped forward and hugged me horizontally.

"It's just a corpse, what are you baby, be careful he catches you."

My cousin ignored him.

Mo Li had no choice but to vent his anger on others.

"Follow me." He looked back at me angrily. "It's embarrassing to be a ghost, shame on you!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Kathy, I covered my face and caught up with them, and sat lightly on my cousin's shoulders.

"Big ass."

Mo Li behind me looked away in disgust.

Both me and my body returned to the bedroom.I floated excitedly on the dragon bed.Ever since my cousin knew about ghosts, his mind was always distracted when he was talking or doing things.I floated up to him and scratched his hair to play.

He grabbed me with his hand, "Is the little pillow here?"

I had already rolled over on the beam and laughed.

"Don't look for it, God didn't reward you with yin and yang eyes." Mo Li gesticulated and arranged for the maids and eunuchs to light white candles at the four corners of the bedroom and set up banners calling for souls.Looking at my cousin who was playing with me, my eyes were about to bleed, "Yu Zazao, are you begging for help like this! My mother hasn't even agreed yet!"

"Then what are you doing here?" My cousin opened his dead fish eyes.

Mo Li was furious, "Listen, unless you compete with me again and defeat me, I won't save your wife!"

My cousin sighed, "You beat me long ago."

"Are you laughing at me! I've never won before!"

"Then why did you make such a strange request? It's easy for me to defeat you."

Mo Li was so angry that his mouth crooked.

My cousin patted him on the shoulder, "I'm serious. You see, you are so motivated and always put martial arts at the top of your list, but for me, I'm stuck with many things, including my family. You are a person who is really pursuing the ultimate martial arts, but I am not, I just use it as a tool. I will never touch the essence of martial arts."

Mo Li muttered, but I still can't beat you.

The cousin said, "You saved Xiaozhen, you saved me. I will never dare to be big in front of you. Isn't this defeat? You don't even have to fight me, you can let me do anything for you. "

Mo Li squinted at my cousin for a while.

"It's very strange to hear such words from your mouth—" He sighed, and turned my cousin out, "Stay here and let no one in."

He closed the door of the palace and looked back at me unhappily.

"Now it's your turn, brat."

Chu State's "Calling the Soul" is very difficult to listen to.

Mo Li's singing was even worse.

When he put on his sacrificial attire and rang the silver bell, his voice came to me mightily, and it was as if I had been sucked into the sewer by a toilet.The only thing I wanted to do was cover my ears, so I woke up with a start and covered my ears.

"Is it that ugly!" Mo Li kicked my stomach.

"Don't...don't..." My whole body was dry and hard, and my speech was rough and tight. At this moment, I hid in the bed clutching my shriveled stomach.

"There's nothing special about it at all..." Mo Li pouted as he said so.

"I said, you like my cousin!"

Mo Li squinted, "You think there are so many dead people in the world. I have a wife and son. Although my wife ran away with someone, I still have a wife."

"then you……"

"Yu Zaizao is a man who can become a great talent," he scratched his head, "I think I can see him become a talent. But this young man is really a pity. What's more, no matter how you look at it, you are not worthy of him!"

"I am the emperor!"

"Never mind you." Mo Li sat up and patted his own butt, as if my dragon bed was dirty, "Seeing my friends go astray and being helpless, it must be me."

At this time, the door of the bedroom opened.My cousin rushed up and hugged me, followed by Shi Balong.My aunt and my sister-in-law stacked up screaming, and the crying green tea whore.Ma Yinglong squeezed behind the crowd with a medicine box, sweating profusely from anxiety, Gu Donglin put his arms around his shoulder and patted him, telling him to be calm, pointing to the back, my seventh brother and Gewei were carrying big bags Xiaobao rushed over from outside the hall.Yuan Datou, Big Brother and Maodou stood by the window, chatting and laughing.I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but when I looked up, I saw my uncle sitting on the beam with a big and fat red fox in his arms. Seeing me, he picked up the steaming five-flower tea in his hand, and the red fox angrily Pressing his hand down with his paw, his furry pointed mouth reached into the teacup.

I grinned at them.They were gone in the blink of an eye.

The court painter painted the picture.

Later I hung it in my bedroom and made a rule that future generations are not allowed to take it down.

I just want to show off, huh~