The queen is my cousin

"Yu Zazao wants to kill me!" Shi Balong stood up angrily, "That bitch wants to kill me! He first falsely accused me of having an affair with Gu Tinglin, and now he wants to kill me again!"

"How much hatred do you guys have? I remember that you also falsely accused "Fornication Harem.rm" as an affair between him and Concubine Shu, but it turned out to be our GV, hahahahahahaha..." Shi Balong stared at me fiercely. One glance, I had to shut up.

"Our hatred is as deep as the sea." Shi Balong squinted his eyes fiercely.

I felt chills down my spine for no reason, and asked him what was going on, but he refused to tell me, and only asked me to quickly dispel my aunt's idea of ​​burying him alive.

Now that we already know what is going on with Sombra, it will be much easier to solve this matter.That night, when I was waiting for my aunt to sleep, I suddenly yelled in the Zen courtyard, "Help me!" Sure enough, the black shadow arrived in an instant.Shi Balong lit the lamp.We had already removed all the furniture in the house, put an empty room in all directions, lit countless candles, and trapped him in the room, with nowhere to hide.I said to Hei Ying who sneaked to the door, "You can leave if you want to, first give me a word to my cousin."

The black shadow stopped by the door dejectedly.

Such a handsome and cool scene, but I can't speak those well-recited lines.

Shi Balong gave me a hard look.

Sombra also scratched his hair anxiously.

I finally blushed and closed my eyes and shouted: "... If he insists on asking Shi Balong to be buried with the former queen, I will take Shi Balong and elope!"

Startled and frightened, the black shadow slipped to the door panel dejectedly, and then spread out through the crack of the door.Throughout the whole process, Shi Balong raised his chin proudly, almost crowing.

Sure enough, my aunt told me the next day that Qiao Qiao didn't want Shi Balong anymore.

"I heard that he is only ten centimeters." She stretched her thumb and index finger exaggeratedly, "What's the use of marrying a man who is similar to you? Even if you were the emperor, I was a little reluctant back then. Sure enough, the second marriage I should have listened to her, I have already found twenty strong men for her, and they will be buried with her when she goes into the coffin." As she spoke, she began to cry, and tapped her eyelids with a veil.Shi Balong mumbled, "Makeup is about to be done", and my aunt hurriedly took out the bottles and jars and began to touch up the makeup.

On the way back, my imperial chariot was dead.Shi Balong gritted his teeth, "Yu Zazao actually laughed at me for being only ten centimeters!"

I patted him on the shoulder: "He also laughed at me for being only ten centimeters."

"It's different!" Shi Balong roared, "You don't even have it, I have more than enough! I'm [-] centimeters!"

I was so angry that I immediately kicked him off the imperial chariot.Gu Tinglin gently comforted my back from the side, "Huang Sang, just masturbate more, measure it when you are high."

I turned my head with ashen face: "I am, I will measure it after I get high."

Gu Tinglin was silent for a while, and rubbed my back harder: "Actually, Emperor Dexian's imperial concubine has Dongying blood! Xianzong gave birth to Zhezong, Zhezong gave birth to Shunzong, Shunzong gave birth to Yizong, Yizong gave birth to Zhongzong, and Zhongzong gave birth to Yizong. Ruizong, Ruizong gave birth to Daizong, Daizong gave birth to Dezong, Dezong gave birth to Zhaozong, Zhaozong gave birth to the emperor, the emperor is a sign of mixed blood!"

Hey, don't you really feel out of breath after memorizing it in one breath?By the way, who the hell wants this kind of logo!I really hate my cousin!Cousin is so mean, he wants to kill Shi Balong, not to mention, even if the mechanism is exposed, he will, bite back!Mingming took a bite of a very delicate cucumber, and when the two of them had nothing to do, they would take it out and touch it, but when they got out of bed, they would go around with a cold face and say that I am only ten centimeters!This makes me how to behave in the future, how to behave!

This revenge is not retribution for a non-gentleman!

Didn't you touch my childhood sweetheart, didn't you laugh at me for being only ten centimeters!Alright, then I will spoil your white moonlight for you to see!Hahahahahahahahaha!

Gu Tinglin shrank back: "Your Majesty, your pupils are all constricted Your Majesty!"

I kindly took Gu Tinglin's hand and touched it twice, "Tinglin, I have wronged you these few years."

Gu Ting and Lin Zhen bowed their heads, crying, "I... have no complaints or regrets!"

I put my arms around his shoulders, "In my heart, Gu Aiqing, you have always been an upright man, and I admire you very much in my heart! Who would have thought that you would disturb the foundation without making a sound, which made me very sad! Why did you It's time to stir up the foundation! How many girls will be saddened by this!"

Gu Tinglin blushed: "I didn't think about it, it's just that the fortunes come and go, and the fate is too bad..."

"I understand, I understand, you know the taste by eating the marrow. But if I remember correctly, Gu Aiqing has never tasted the taste of a woman, has she? So only one set of experiments was done, and there was no control group, and the conclusion was drawn directly. gay is unscientific."

"That's what you said..." Gu Tinglin was thoughtful.

"It's just so hard to get out of the palace, I'm going to visit the eighteenth floor of Yanliu, together?"

Gu Tinglin held back a bit, and reluctantly agreed.

Hey, Yu Zazao!If you bully me like this, I will turn your white moonlight back into a straight man!Hahahahaha you are afraid!

In fact, I just want to go to the brothel. Will I tell you, queen!

Speaking of my capital, it is really the greatest capital of all time.There is a Qingyi River running north-south in the city, and many commercial ports have been built along the river, and tributes from all over the world are transported here continuously by waterways.There are many business travelers traveling from south to north, and many red lantern workshops were opened along the river, so another "Furong Garden" was opened, with the Eighteenth Floor of Yanliu in it, which became a gold-selling cave for dignitaries and dignitaries.Since I am the most noble person in this dynasty, it is only natural that I go there to have some fun.What's more, Yanliu Eighteenth Floor has an advanced management concept and can keep accounts. I can't afford money, so I can record it on my cousin's account.

What I said in the car obviously moved Gu Tinglin. At this time, Shi Balong put us down on the bridge. We were dressed in casual clothes and waved a paper fan.Gather a few like-minded people who appreciate flowers and appreciate jade, and you can cosplay the famous appearance of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River. It's really beautiful.

We Shi Shiran walked to the eighteenth floor of Yanliu.It is called Yanliu Eighteenth Building, but there are not eighteen buildings, only one building.When I was young and ignorant, I asked the owner of Yanliu [-]th Floor: "Duan Rong, why is it called [-]th Floor but there is only one building? Are you deceiving consumers?"

The boss, Shi Shiran, said: "Nowadays, everyone in the Jianghu is named like this. Do you know who is the most famous robber now?"

"who is it?"

"Brother Ouyang!" The boss pulled the fan away, "Do you know how many brothers Ouyang have?"

"two?"

"Do not."

"Three?"

"Do not."

"A dozen or twenty?"

The boss squinted at me: "Brother Ouyang is just one person, and his name is Brother Ouyang. Even though he is only one person, he is more difficult than ten or twenty people. The same reason can be proved, the brothel I want to open, although only One building is more difficult than ten or twenty brothels!"

Basically, when everyone came to the eighteenth floor of Yanliu, it was the same as seeing Brother Ouyang. There was only one sentence in their mind: You are kidding me!The boss always showed a treacherous smile at this time, "Oh, in this era of brothels everywhere, it's a great honor for the guest officials to be shocked at the first glance and have strong doubts, and even have to step into the threshold to take a look." !” So ​​the boss looks a bit funny, but he is actually very shrewd.

Now, his Yanliu [-]th Floor has become the number one dating place in the capital. Even the most expensive person in the capital, like me, feels that the girls there can't afford it. But the strange thing is that there are so many big fools leading my salary to the pension board.So I asked the boss, why are you so dick.

The boss said quietly: "This is an impetuous society. Everyone loves tickets and takes them as a face. Why do you buy famous brands? Do you think that famous brands are really so good to use? No! What everyone buys is fear! You go away On the street, turn on the TV, and spread the fear of not getting famous brands everywhere! So no matter how much they are worth, sorry for their price, you will go to own them desperately, because with famous brands, you feel that you have For face, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief that I am different from those losers. I am the Eighth Floor of the Smokey Liu, which is a famous brand in the brothel!"

I also asked you how this famous brand was created. You are clearly talking about decoration, beauty, service, and skills. Boss, your brothel may not be a rare treasure.The boss's eyes lit up: "It is also important to work hard on infrastructure construction, but because of the obstacles of the times and technology, there may not be much room for development. So I simply gave up this part and worked hard on the price?"

"Eh?"

"Expensive, more expensive, more expensive! Anyway, everyone is very impetuous. When they see expensive ones, they feel that they have face. The fear of not getting it is ignited in the rest of the people, and everyone is naturally scrambling to be the first. You want to come to me and be taken advantage of."

Yes, the boss is such a ruthless character who desperately destroys the harmonious society.The boss was originally related to me, he was a relative of the emperor from far away, he had some family background, he was just a dude, but he played with people's hearts to such an extent, which made me feel very crisis.I guess there must be some expert advice behind him.He himself is also motivated. Since he sat on the throne of the number one bustard in the capital, he has transformed himself and started a grass-table team. The year before, he officially acquired Sanqing, Sixi, Chuntai, and Hechun in the south, and made all the four grass-table teams. When I came to the capital, I was very mysterious, and I didn't know what to do next.

Gu Tinglin and I went on a visit with Weifu. Originally, we wanted to find a younger sister to have sex, but the boss had already listed me as a VVIP customer. As soon as I showed up, I received a warm reception. , the waiter said that the boss will soon go out to pimp us himself.