[Comprehensive British and American] The son of the villain does not want to inherit the family busi

As soon as the alarm clock rang the next day, Ke Wen got up from the bed in a hurry, even giving up the self-deceiving "five more minutes of sleep".

Facing the mirror, he put on the suit he packed last night, put on his watch, and put on the watch, not even forgetting the little black umbrella that stood out.Before going out, he even re-arranged the tie around his neck to make sure it was straight.

As a matter of fact, the audition, which he was so much looking forward to, was actually very ordinary, nothing more than a long queue waiting to get in and play a part of the script.But he still pulled up all the energy.

At this moment, the young man was standing among the waiting actors, holding an open script in his hands, reviewing nervously like a candidate preparing for an exam, he didn't even know when he started unconsciously holding the paper Curl the footer.

When he saw the important part, the whole waiting hall suddenly became noisy.

The door leading to this place was opened, and a person approached here pushing a small cart. There were packed lunch boxes in the small cart, and it seemed that he was here to deliver meals to everyone present.

But I don't know why, this person looks a little strange, he can't see his face clearly with his hat pressed down, and he still walks with a limp.When he reached the center of the hall, he stopped abruptly and sent the cart in his hand forward.

There was a screeching sound as the rollers rubbed against the ground, followed by the sound of a heavy object hitting the ground.A dead body, already stiff and grinning, rolled out of the cart's compartment.

The characteristics of death are so obvious that anyone who is a native of Gotham can tell at a glance: he died from a high concentration of clown laughter.

It is not known who made the first scream, and the whole hall was completely thrown into chaos.But no one can escape from here, because the outside of the hall has long been tightly guarded by the clown gang.

The clown disguised as a delivery boy threw off his big hat like an actor on stage, and whistled——

"Surprise!"

The hand that was still unconsciously rolling the footer just now stopped abruptly, and Kervin's eyes lingered on the exposed green hair of the other party, and then looked at the other people who were flustered and had no mood to continue the audition. His expression was not very good-looking, and his mood fell directly to the bottom.

——He never thought that he would meet someone he avoided in this way here.

Ke Wen has been with the clown for a long time, and he has a very deep understanding of the other's temperament that is keen on destruction and fears that the world will not be chaotic.It is precisely because of this that before the audition began, he was careful everywhere, trying to avoid communicating or meeting with the clown, and eliminating any possibility of irritating the clown.

However, now the other party not only came, but also went directly to the audition hall.

"After 5 minutes, I will release laughing gas in this hall. You can definitely imagine how effective this gas can be in such a relatively closed place."

"But the clown has always paid attention to the fairness of the game, and has reserved a way for you to survive in advance."

The clown snapped his fingers, and the members of the clown gang immediately dimmed some of the lights knowingly for him. The only remaining normal lights gathered on the trolley that was pushed away before, creating a spotlight effect.

"There is a random dial communicator in there, there is a certain chance to contact Batsy, who wants to try it? He has always been your savior."

batsy?I see.

Ke Erwen's ability to perceive words and emotions is not very strong, but he is not stupid.With just one glance, he figured out the root cause of his unexpected disaster: Batman.

What kind of crime is this? !He had only met this hot man once in a strict sense, but he had to taste the bitter fruit because of him!

Now Colvin felt that he finally understood the feelings of those who were held hostage by the Joker in order to lure Batman out!

The thought of putting Batman in shoes, which had come and gone before, came to his mind again.Is there still a pair of shoes in his locker that he is going to give to the new patron?When you give it to the other party, add some oil and vinegar in moderation~

Ke Wen thinks he is the same kind of person as Batman, and he has nothing to be afraid of on weekdays, but he is worried about being cut off from the source of funds suddenly.It was precisely because of this that he felt much better when he thought that the other party might be deprived of funds by Bruce Wayne.

——If this is the case, the other party will be able to experience the same distress as he is now, right?After all, that set of battle armor with the bat logo on it looks like a waste of money!

Thanks to the blessing of self-regulation, the mood of the young man here gradually returned to normal, but the clown over there was unwilling to let him go easily.

When Colvin came back to his senses, a pale finger pointed at him, "My dear little Keke, do you want to try contacting Batsy?"

As soon as this remark came out, the entire hall was even quieter than before.The others were like frightened meerkats, looking at the clown for a while, and then at Kervin for a while.

"I don't think there's a good chance I'll get in touch with Batman."

Colvin originally wanted to directly give a negative answer, but considering the other party's control of the hall, he could only try not to spoil the other party's interest - if the hall is damaged because of this, directly affecting the continuation of the audition, the loss outweighs the gain.

"No, no, dear, you should be more confident, after all you have done what you should do."

The clown shook his finger and parted his lips excitedly.After being shut out by Lex Luthor yesterday, he once again brought up this topic.

Of course that stupid, worldly-restricted bald man didn't know what a surprising secret he had discovered, but Colvin was different!The clown firmly believes that the other party will definitely get what he wants and be as "surprised" as he is!

It's a pity that Ke Erwen didn't let the other party get what he wanted. He looked at the other party in a daze, his face full of bewilderment.

Which eye did the Joker get to see what he and Batman did? !Is it the information provided by the Clown Gang?This kind of conjecture is very likely. After all, the Clown Gang is notoriously unreliable. They can't even kidnap Bruce Wayne!

"Don't play dumb, I know you like to play that game."

The clown obviously understood Ke Wen's embarrassment as another meaning, so he showed "I won't pretend to be fooled by you" in his eyes.Not only that, but he reached out and touched his waist suggestively.

Ke Wen subconsciously touched the same spot on his body, and then let out a low "hiss", even his originally straight waist slumped slightly.

After a period of recovery, the palm print on his waist no longer hurts from time to time, but now he takes the initiative to press... Pain is inevitable.It's terrible, he didn't feel much pain when he caught the bow sheet with his bare hands yesterday!

The Extremis virus injected into him by Dr. Killian is not good. It will only work when he intends to strengthen his physical fitness. Usually he is no different from ordinary people, so this damn palm print will remain until now !

Ke Wen has been dissatisfied with this for a long time, and has repeatedly asked the other party to update his Extremis virus.But the other party refused without hesitation, claiming that this is the most natural state.

Look, it's so fucking natural now!Naturally, the clown was clapping his hands and laughing——

"Look, the evidence is solid~"

As soon as this sentence almost symbolized the truth, people who were frightened by the clown's crazy words before began to whisper.It is said that eating melons is the instinct of human beings, even if they are dying, they can turn into 猹—not to mention that this melon comes from Gotham legend Batman.

A little girl standing not far from Ke Wen swayed on the spot for a while, and finally stepped forward to pull the sleeve of the young man hesitantly. Her voice was very small, but Ke Wen still heard——

How about Batman's technology?

Facing such an embarrassing private question, Ke Wen didn't panic at all.Lies, no matter how true, can never really become true, after a strong clarification, they will be self-defeating.

So he spoke like this, his tone was taken for granted, "The handprint has nothing to do with Batman, it was made by Bruce Wayne."

People who eat melons: "!!!"

After a short period of silence, the crowd boiled again, and the question in Kervin's ears changed from one related to Batman to one related to Bruce Wayne—you know, the Prince of Gotham and the Dark Knight are not as popular at all. Comparable.

"So, it's true that you were taken care of by Baby Bruce?"

"As we all know, Bruce is a gentleman. Is he like this in bed? I heard he has a history of multiplayer sports!"

"I have a friend who wants to know his usual condom size!"

Colvin: "..."

He had no idea that a simple clarification would turn into the beginning of the next topic.And this topic is not as easy to clarify as before, after all... part of it is true.

He racked his brains to organize the words, but the short silence intensified everything.

In the end it was the clown who ended everything.He opened a few wooden bins to the ceiling, his expression more cloudy than before, "Shut up! How can there be a fourth person's name in the game between me, Batsy and Little Keke?!"

After throwing out this sentence, he waited for a while, and after making sure that the name "Bruce Wayne" would not appear again, he turned the wooden barn mouth and pointed to the assistant director who was brought up by the clown gang.

Although the clown was apparently looking at the poor man who was involved, he said to Colvin with obvious coaxing words, "Go get the communicator, dear, there are still 2 minutes, batsy waiting for you~”

Hearing this sentence full of nerves, the assistant director's desire to survive was instantly activated.He raised his head tremblingly, and caught sight of the script in Ke Wen's arms at a glance.

Which of the people living in a place like Gotham is not a human being?After briefly weighing the pros and cons, he immediately made a loud promise to the young man, "If you do what he said, I will directly give you the opportunity to shoot this commercial!"

"Really?" Ke Wen's eyes lit up, and then he looked at the other competitors, "You agree?"

After getting an affirmative answer, he walked towards the cart without the slightest hesitation.The process of finding the communicator was not difficult - the Joker didn't set him up in this regard.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Ke Erwen held up the communicator and tentatively asked "Hello" into the microphone.

At the same time, the exact same sentence came out from the abandoned warehouse a few lanes away from the audition location.It also came from a communicator, but that communicator was tied to an extremely dangerous place.

The woman who was gagged and tied to a chair was located in the very center of the warehouse. She was tied with a bomb sheet waiting for a password to be entered, and the object that made the sound was pasted right above the bomb slip.The most frightening thing is: with the sound of the object, two numbers are quickly filled in the bomb's password column.

These two numbers were like boulders thrown into the water, causing the woman to exclaim several times in a row, shaking all over her body.

"do not move."

A slightly lower warning sound came from a very close place, and the dark knight in battle uniform was half kneeling on the ground, cutting the wires one by one.

Unlike Superman in the city next door who always gives people a sense of security with a bright smile, Batman doesn't use many words when saving people, and today it is even rarer.It's not just the wake-up tantrums that come with nocturnal animals being forced to get up early, but the crankiness of things piling up.

Yes, even bats can be cranky, especially if they were disturbed by Kingsman just after night watch and going to bed last night.

The code name of the person who contacted him was "Merlin", and he was engaged in some logistical work on a daily basis. He was also responsible for most of the connection between Bruce Wayne and the trump card agent.

After the customary politeness, the other party directly explained the purpose of coming: the royal gentleman in the neighboring city was attacked.At first he didn't pay much attention to this, after all, the place where the incident happened was not under his jurisdiction.But the other party quickly sent a message, saying that the trump card agent used some short-term positioning system to determine that the final destination of the attacker was Gotham, and hoped that he, as the guardian of Gotham, could cooperate with the investigation.

——So, that's why he doesn't like cross-city criminals.

Thinking of this, Bruce Wayne exuded a terrifying sense of oppression all over his body.He looked up at the communicator that made the sound, and his voice was a little bit lower than usual, "Joker."

——Yes, the voice from the electronic device was shrill and frantic, just like the clown's.