After being with my nemesis, I exploded

Chapter 83 Why am I an uncle and he is a brother?

Jiang Shiqing reluctantly hung up the video with Xue Songchen and came out of the shower. After four or ten minutes, the two looked at each other tacitly, without revealing each other.

Shen Zexuan asked, "Do you want to sleep? It's getting late."

"Go to sleep!" Jiang Shiqing turned to look at the dark camera, "What about this one? Do you want to cover him?"

Shen Zexuan raised her eyebrows, her eyes were full of jokes, "What? You want to sleep naked?"

I seem to have discovered something extraordinary.

Jiang Shiqing also smiled, "I don't like to sleep naked, it's not because I'm afraid Brother Xuan will, I will clear the obstacles for you in advance and let you fly freely."

Just made Shen Zexuan laugh, a pillow flew over directly, "Fuck you, you even cleared the obstacles for me, you think it's an ancient war!"

Jiang Shiqing reached out to catch it, "Isn't that important? If I don't protect your integrity, someone might kill me."

I still understand how inhumane my eldest brother is. If something happens to his wife by his side, he will be the first to kill him directly.

"Go away, don't make fun of me." Shen Zexuan almost died laughing, why didn't he find out that he has a talent for being funny before!

The two of them are not born with the same parents at all.

"Stop talking, stop talking, I'm so sleepy! Go to sleep!" Jiang Shiqing climbed into bed while talking, and lay beside Shen Zexuan in bear pajamas.

I didn't realize how inappropriate my behavior was, how could I sleep with my sister-in-law!

Don't you know that big brother is a jealous jar?

Is the machine still shooting?Aren't you afraid that you will be drowned by the elder brother's vinegar jar when it is broadcast?

But the two didn't think too much, and fell asleep happily.

In the middle of the night, when the two were sleeping soundly, they suddenly heard a knock on the door. The two sat up from the bed, and Shen Zexuan climbed out of bed with sleepy eyes to open the door. Outside the door was Ling Feng, the little friend of Group 1.

Ling Feng's hair was messy, he hugged the pillow, and looked pitiful, "Brother Xuan, can I squeeze with you tonight? Our room is leaking, and I have no place to sleep."

When Shen Zexuan heard that there was no place to sleep, she stepped aside, "Come in! Do you think you are going to sleep on the sofa or in the bed with us?"

Ling Feng:? ?Is it half the battle?I can't believe it!

"I'll sleep with you guys! I'm not used to the sofa."

Shen Zexuan nodded, and climbed onto the bed in a daze, while Jiang Shiqing had already fallen asleep, Shen Zexuan was kind enough to leave a little space for Ling Feng.

Ling Feng squeezed between the two of them, thinking that it would be convenient to implement the plan for a while, but he didn't expect to fall asleep just like that.

Is it because the bed in the presidential suite is relatively soft?Consciousness wears off.

As a result, when he woke up, it was the next morning. Ling Feng remembered his unfinished plan, and was startled, and sat up from the bed.

But when he saw it, he was stunned again, why did Jiang Shiqing sleep on the sofa by himself?

Is this a win?

His task was to drive a wedge between Shen Zexuan and Jiang Shiqing, and drive one of them to sleep on the sofa, but it didn't break up yet!Someone went to bed by himself.

Shen Zexuan and Jiang Shiqing were still sound asleep, and they didn't know they had lost another round.

Ling Feng got up lightly and went back to his room, and then the program team asked everyone to get up one by one and gather in the lobby for breakfast.

"Last night, the program team temporarily added a few special tasks, and everyone completed them pretty well."

Shen Zexuan and Jiang Shiqing looked at each other, thinking about what happened last night, they panicked again. They seemed to be participating in this show just to make up for it.

"Group 1 and Group 5 got the priority for today's task, and the remaining four groups got the task in the form of lottery."

Looking at the breakfast in front of him, Jiang Shiqing didn't even have the urge to eat, he just lost his appetite, alas!This man's damn desire to win!

This variety show takes the form of recording and broadcasting. The content filmed yesterday will be broadcast tonight.

Meaning, fans will get to see the groundhog scream duo in action tonight.

The two didn't go to the lottery, and gave up directly, leaving them with the remaining task - to take care of the children.

Jiang Shiqing had the urge to faint, he had never brought a child, and how old was this so-called child?One and two years old are children, and so are seven and eight years old.

The car of the program group took the two to a family-style nursery. There are three children, the oldest is five years old, and the youngest is three years old.

Shen Zexuan and Jiang Shiqing looked at each other, "Brother Xuan, will you take care of children?" Jiang Shiqing looked expectantly at Shen Zexuan.

However, he found that his brother Xuan always disappointed him.

"will not"

Just when the two were at a loss, the youngest child came over dragging his diapers, with curly hair and eyes, and said in a childish voice, "Brother, I'm pooping."

Pooping?What should I do?

Jiang Shiqing panicked, "Then what should we do?"

"Change the diaper."

Change diapers?What to do with this?

Seeing that he didn't speak, the child turned his eyes to Shen Zexuan, "Uncle, do you know how to change diapers?"

uncle?uncle! ! !Fuck you call him brother, call me uncle? ? ?

Shen Zexuan exploded instantly, am I that old?Besides, if it's an uncle, we all are, why would he be an elder brother.

The child was so frightened by his ferocious expression that he hid behind Jiang Shiqing. A stench came over him, and Jiang Shiqing was about to explode.

"Brother Xuan, help change his diaper."

"I won't!"

"I don't know Baidu, hurry up."

Jiang Shiqing carried someone to the bathroom while talking, Xue Songchen didn't have time to get angry, and started Baidu with his mobile phone, finally changed his diaper, and the two of them sat on the ground slumped.

Shen Zexuan stared at the items written on the task card, and said weakly, "Qingqing, why do I think raising a child is more difficult than breaking into a haunted house!"

"Me too! I feel like I'm not clean anymore." The whole body stinks.

It's ten o'clock now, we have lunch at twelve o'clock, and we have to take a nap at one o'clock...

"Brother Xuan, I'm going to wash them, you go and watch them, don't bump into them."

Shen Zexuan nodded, and the two worked together.

The three-year-old boy is named Xuanxuan, the four-year-old is a girl named Dodo, and the five-year-old is named Ryan.

Shen Zexuan hugged Xuanxuan in his arms, a little unconvinced, pointed to Jiang Shiqing and asked him, "Xuanxuan, why am I an uncle and he is a brother?"

Xuanxuan's dark eyes turned, looked at Shen Zexuan, then at Jiang Shiqing, and replied in a crisp voice, "Because he is more beautiful, my mother said, the good-looking one is called brother."

Good looking brother?I'm not nice to see?

Shen Zexuan felt that he was hit again, no!It's a personal attack.

His proud appearance is actually not good-looking?

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