The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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The two finally got back to the right point in time.

Kunikida, who was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, almost moved his desk to the decisive battle field in the Soul Realm, while desperately correcting the documents, while looking up from time to time.

Therefore, he found out the first time the two appeared.

Seeing that Kunikida breathed a sigh of relief visibly, he didn't even bother to write the documents, and greeted him directly with a smile——

Dazai, on the other hand, seemed to be startled, backed away again and again, baring his teeth and waving his claws to reject his approach: "Wow-horror!"

He jumped directly behind Yui Ayase, wrapped his arms around her shoulders and neck, and twisted his face in distaste: "It's too scary! Kunikida-kun's social animal attributes have evolved again!!"

"Bastard Dazai!!" The troubled pen snapped and was broken again. Kunikida was furious: "If you hadn't disappeared for so long, I wouldn't have to be a document for three people!!"

Yui Ayase immediately clenched Dazai's hand around her, and directly covered his mouth to prevent him from saying anything that would irritate Kunikida.

Just kidding, if he made Kunikida angry now, how could they trick Kunikida into doing the work of three people in the next few days?

They just came back from another world, so they obviously have a good reason to be lazy.

But Yui Ayase didn't expect that Dazai's performance was even worse——

"Cut." He uttered a cry from Ayase Yui's fingers with difficulty, and then tried his best to let Kunikida see his disdainful and confident eyes.

"—Tai, Zai, Zhi!!!"

"boom!"

Yui Ayase looked at the slaughter-shaped pothole that reappeared on the ground, sweating profusely on his forehead.

"Stop! Kunikida-kun!" Dazai shouted.

Kunikida Quan pretended not to hear, and continued to beat up this rough-skinned, thick-skinned and lackluster partner.

Dazai looked at Yui Ayase with a look of pleading for help. Seeing her avoiding her, he immediately rolled his eyes and released a big move - "Kunikida-kun! I'm pregnant with Yui-chan's child!"

Kunikida & Ayase Yui: "?!!"

Yui Ayase was speechless, any excuse would be better than this, right?This is ridiculous, how could Kunikida believe it?

Kunikida really didn't believe it, and even pushed the silver glasses, mocking Dazai: "You are a man, how could you be pregnant?"

Dazai raised his voice, "Think about Yui-chan's random ability!"

Kunikida paused, not to mention beating Dazai, he was literally petrified.

Before Yui Ayase recovered his senses and refuted, Dazai covered his stomach again, looking weak and weak: "I don't know if Yui-chan and I's child can withstand Kunikida-kun's fierce fist."

Kunikida was so excited by his words that he felt goosebumps all over his body, but he still couldn't help recalling carefully whether he just hit Dazai's stomach with his fist or not.

He listened to Dazai's whimpering voice showing weakness, and the more he thought about it, the more guilty he felt.

Anyone who knows something about the human body knows that the stomach and buttocks have the most meat and the thickest fat, and are the most suitable for teaching bad kids.

It's not that he regards Dazai as an enemy, so naturally he will fight wherever it is not serious.

In addition, the other place is a private place, if he hit him, he might be remembered by Dazai for the rest of his life.Calculated in this way, isn't Dazai the most beaten in the stomach?

Ayase Yui came back to her senses at this time, and asked Dazai: "When did I get you pregnant?!"

Dazai rubbed his abdomen with one hand, covered his face with the other in a shy manner, and moaned for a long time before finally saying: "It's just... oh, it's just those few nights."

Kunikida was stunned for a moment, and gradually came to his senses, trembling his hands, he said in disbelief, "You two live together at night?!"

He thought it was Yui Ayase's ability that directly made Dazai pregnant. Hearing what they said...could it be...could it be...artificial? !

Dazai's eyes drifted to the pile of documents containing three people, and asked Ayase Yui in a questioning tone: "Yui-chan, tell me! Did we live together during the Heian period?"

Ayase Yui followed his gaze and immediately understood: "That's right." She didn't forget to add: "We were considered husband and wife at that time." She was telling the truth.

Kunikida's fingers trembled even more: "You... when did you get together?"

Dazai touched his abdomen, and said obediently: "It's been a while."

Seeing that Kunikida was stiff, as if he was at a loss, Dazai immediately continued to cry: "Kunikida-kun, I don't know what happened to me and Yui-chan's child."

He was lying in the pothole on the ground, looking like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied, Yui Ayase couldn't help but itch his teeth.

Kunikida felt even more guilty: "I'm sorry, Dazai." He looked like he was about to come to a taxi to apologize: "I'll go buy you an antitussive drug!—Please ask a doctor! Ah yes, please ask a doctor first!"

He seemed to be in a state of disarray in thinking and acting.

Ayase Yui couldn't bear it: "There is no need to call a doctor—" She was interrupted by Dazai before she finished speaking.

He interfaced: "That's right, there is no need to call a doctor." He said shyly, "This is the crystallization of Wei Jiang's supernatural ability, and Wei Jiang is my best doctor."

Kunikida: "Please give me a chance to make amends!"

Yui Ayase couldn't bear to look directly at her: "..." This is a door-to-door trap for them.

Dazai's eyes lit up, and he directly motioned Kunikida to help him up, pretending to be out of breath, melancholy and artificial, and said: "My body... I guess it's getting worse day by day, Wei-chan might still take care of me ...the work of the detective agency..."

Saying that, without giving the straight-tempered Kunikida time to react, Dazai immediately lowered his head and let out a long sigh: "Alas——"

Fully hooked, Kunikida hurriedly said, "Leave it to me first."

Dazai raised the corner of his mouth, raised his head but changed his face again: "Will you not bother you, Kunikida-kun?"

Kunikida looked at the pile of documents that may be more in the future, and gritted his teeth: "Not many! It's not that I haven't done it before, it's always been like this."

Dazai made an inch of it: "It is said that pregnant people are temperamental, I can't face Weijiang..."

Kunikida: "..." Could it be that he not only has to do the work of three people, but also has to be angry with him?

But who told him to make a mistake first?

Kunikida gritted his teeth again: "It's okay, it's all directed at me!"

Dazai was satisfied for the time being, and sent him off: "Then Kunikida-kun, let's go back to the detective agency first, Yui-chan and I have some other things to do."

Kunikida, who agreed to countless unfair conditions, turned around and left. After walking a few steps, he was stopped by Dazai again.

"Kunikida-kun should keep the matter of my pregnancy a secret." Dazai cursed, if Mr. Ranpo knew, all his wishful thinking would be in vain.

He covered his face shyly: "Kunikida-kun just said that we came back safely. I want to tell you the rest in person."

Kunikida: "..." He had never seen Dazai shy so many times before.

I don't know if he gritted his teeth too much today, and even got a toothache, so he reluctantly replied: "Yes."

Satisfied for the time being, Dazai waved Kunikida to leave.

Yui Ayase also had a toothache watching it.Dazai's aggressive, flamboyant appearance... If Kunikida-kun knows the truth—

"Isn't it good that it becomes real?"

Yui Ayase was in a trance, and only after hearing Dazai's answer did she realize that she had accidentally said what was in her heart again.

She was a little nervous: "How did it become real?"

Dazai glanced at her meaningfully: "What do you think?"

Ayase Yui's brain twitched, and he said directly: "I've worked hard, roll out a supernatural ability that can make you really pregnant."

Dazai snorted, his kite-colored eyes were like hungry wolves staring at their prey, with a thick dark color: "Where is the need for your hard work?"

He raised the corner of his mouth: "I'll be fine if I work hard."

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The room belonging to Ayase Yui was filled with the rustling sound of water, other than that, there was only the sound of the two people's shallow breathing, intertwined together, making the air ambiguous and thin.

The lips of the two were close to each other, and after just rubbing them lightly a few times, countless electric currents flowed directly into the limbs and bones. When they were in contact with the current situation of the two, the heart trembled and the whole body trembled. They all trembled.

Ayase Yui clasped his shoulders, the two of them were like two fishes playing, chasing each other and sticking to each other, the end of their eyes were stained with a blush.

After a long time, Dazai moved his head away, opened his mouth softly, let out a low and rapid breathing sound, countless emotions that she couldn't see clearly rolled in his kite-colored eyes, as if the previously suppressed emotions finally came out——

Swimming fish surrounded the lotus leaves in the pond, and the flower branches struggled out of the mud, and the fragrant wind that infects the whole river pond came out from the flower stamens.This river is clear and shallow, but it can accommodate everything. Fishes gather in it and play with flowers, enjoying themselves and coming and going freely.For a while, swimming fish were playing in the river pond, and they were shallow and deep at first, then floated and sank again.

Ayase Yui's consciousness became blurred, and she was immersed in the river pond again, feeling the feeling of drowning and suffocation that Dazai used to jump into the river in a trance.

The heavy curtains hung down, blocking out all the light.

Although Ayase Yui is 23 years old, she has never tried before, and she is close to a blank in this area. In this love that seems to be both hasty and long-term, she succeeded only by virtue of her recklessness. Got Dazai.

In this relationship, she is obviously leading and taking the initiative.

But at this moment, Ayase Yui actually felt——

She is seduced.

Like a girl who has not experienced much in the world, she is attracted by his sexuality, his lips, his iris-colored almost thick eyes... everything about him.

The air gradually scorched.Yui Ayase blushed at the completely different taste from usual.

Dazai looked at her, as if he was looking at an insect trapped in a spider web he had woven long ago.

——She was already in his pocket.

Since she was a child, she has been unconsciously influenced, controlled, and seduced by herself——

After many years, she fell into his trap again.

He kept moving, with heavy breathing in his voice, as if it came directly from his lungs, and said with a joke, "How is it? You don't have to work hard at all, right?"

Ayase Yui intermittently, her body and mind seem to be separated, one is immersed in a volcano, the other seems to be immersed in ice: "Tai, ho~ Dazai." She called.

Dazai just looked down at Yuyu's body, and only snorted: "Huh?"

"Hmm~ Dazai... are you doing it for Odasaku?"

Dazai paused for a moment, and then became more ruthless: "Is this how you miss me?" He almost laughed angrily.

Seeing that Ayase Yui was sullen and silent, he kissed her eyes reassuringly, and snorted softly from his nose: "I can't just stand there and wait for you to come over."

He said: "I was indeed hesitant before."

"But are you going to give up?" Dazai nodded affectionately with the tip of his nose, "Since you have already made a promise to me—"

"Now it's my turn."

"Will you marry me, Wei?"

It was the first time for Ayase Yui to feel Dazai's strong physical strength and lung capacity that did not match his weak appearance.Her eyes were red, but she was not just moved: "I... hiss... yes."

Red and white flowers clustered in the thin-air room, but they were crowded together and bloomed in full bloom.

The bouquet wrapped by Dazai himself made Ayase Yui's face as bright and moving as the morning glow.

Primrose, known as the most courageous bouquet, symbolizes happiness and the feeling of being loved, and the flower language is that there is no other love but you.

It will give everything for each other, only wishing to be together forever.

Tsk, what a beautiful flower.

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The author has something to say:

Well, I did my best.

I will write this next book, and it is expected to start in early September. I will save the manuscript for her during this time, and by the way, I will fill in the holes in the other column "HP as Snape's Soul Wearing Narcissa".

Advance Collection 1: "My Wonderful Vests in Two-dimensional"

When I woke up, I appeared in the Two-dimensional world with a vest system with me.

Vest No. 0: Thank you for the invitation. She is cursing, her intelligence is [-], and she can use her physical strength to blow up super-level curse spirits. She is a poor and brain-dead beauty.

Vest No. [-]: People in Wenye, disabled and strong, high IQ script team who can break bones even walking.

Vest No. [-]: Lucky E, who is Japanese-American, has a rich family background and loves to spend money, and can encounter cases and Conan anytime, anywhere.

But one day, these three worlds merged... May I ask how can I play the three roles at the same time? ! !

#System: Please keep the rules in mind, abide by the basic character setting of the Two-dimensional world vest, if found by the original characters, you will be punished#

small theater:

Curse back to the world

System: [...a special event is being triggered... Congratulations to the player for getting "Fortune A"]

Vest No. [-]: My basic personality is poor, hey!What kind of Shura field is he who picks up gold in front of Gojo Satoru every time!

Wenye World

System: [... The special event was successfully triggered!Congratulations to the player for winning the title "New World Kamisama"]

Vest No. [-]: Do you still remember that I am physically and mentally strong... Why did I suddenly transform into a magical girl protecting Yokohama at night? !