The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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"Mr. Ranpo, is this really okay?" Kunikida paced back and forth in the room nervously, "Dazai must be able to see that I did it on purpose."

"Dazai is a coward." Ranpo Edogawa said in a drawn-out tone, holding up an orange candy in front of his eyes to observe carefully, "If you don't give it a push, the troubles in Yokohama will increase again—"

"There are a lot of outsiders in Yokohama recently." He threw the candy into his mouth, crunching his bite, and his words were vague, "President Ranpo-sama belongs to him alone!"

"Huh?" Kunikida didn't hear the last sentence clearly, subconsciously wanted to ask questions.

Without waiting for Kunikida to ask, he changed back to the original topic, squinted his eyes and said proudly, "Dazai will be super, super super thankful to Ranpo-sama in the future!"

"Huh?" Kunikida didn't understand why Mr. Ranpo thought that he would be grateful to Dazai after cheating him.

Even he could see that Dazai didn't really want to see Yui Ayase anymore, so Ranpo-san urged them to be alone.Isn't this...

Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his cheeks angrily, stood up from the swivel chair with his hands on his hips, "Kunikida doesn't believe Ranpo-sama!"

"Damn—" Luanbu waved his big hand, pulled his collar closer angrily, turned his head around, looked left and right and saw that there was no one around, and then whispered softly, "Dazai is a person who will be attracted by death and mystery -"

"And she...is death and mystery itself."

After speaking, he sat on the swivel chair and continued his game of spinning in circles, his legs dangling mischievously, squinting his eyes and smiling mysteriously, "Don't tell Dazai. (?-ω-`)"

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After solving their own contradictions, it is time to solve the contradictions in Yokohama.

The content of their commission this time is to investigate the sudden and sharp increase in accidental deaths in Yokohama.

Although the Yokohama Mafia is rampant, the death rate has remained high throughout the country.But in fact, most of these death cases are mafia members, and some of them are ordinary people who were accidentally injured in gunfights and people who died naturally, and only a few died due to accidents.

After all, living in such a high-risk city, the residents here are more or less physically fit and have mastered some self-defense skills.

Therefore, although the death rate in Yokohama has always been high, the proportion of accidental deaths among them ranks relatively low in the country.

In the usual summary and comparison work in the past few days, a police department managing the reference room discovered that there were a large number of accidental deaths in the past month, and keenly realized that there was something wrong with it.

After a few days of investigation and evidence collection and after asking the superiors for instructions, the Metropolitan Police Department commissioned an armed detective agency specializing in special incidents to assist in solving the case.

The Metropolitan Police Department also dispatched the police department that discovered the anomaly that day to pick them up within the agreed time.

After preventing Dazai from entering the water again, they finally reached the gate of the Metropolitan Police Department.Ayase Yui saw a middle-aged man in uniform waiting in front of the door from a distance.

She jumped up and down behind Dazai, stepping on his shadow and having fun.

"You are from the Armed Detective Agency? Why did you arrive here later than the agreed time?" An elderly middle-aged policeman came to pick them up, with a slightly irritable face, and he kept looking at his wrist "Why do you two look so drenched?"

Dazai put his palm on the upper part of his forehead, stared at the bright light shining through between his fingers, and said with a chuckle, "Because the sun is so good today, I can't help but go into the water again to experience it. "

Crystal clear drops of water spread down from Dazai's curly hair, and gradually flowed across his neck and into his clothes, making him tremble a little.So Ayase Yui clamped a quick-drying charm with two fingers, lit it with the spiritual fire again and released it.

Hmph~ She was not allowed to help when I entered the water before, but now that she does it, Dazai owes her a favor!She happily wrote it down in a small notebook in her heart.

The spell took effect immediately, and the clothes on Dazai's body instantly became fluffy and dry.

When the middle-aged police officer saw this scene, a light flashed in his eyes quickly, and then disappeared very quickly.

"Hey~" Dazai complained in a drawn-out voice, "This will completely lose the fun of entering the water~~ Quick drying or something is simply a sharp weapon for cheating, Yui-chan."

Ayase Yui pretended not to hear, turned her face aside and pretended to whistle.

Seeing that they were still chatting, the middle-aged police department had bulging veins on his forehead, suppressing his anger and said, "Give me a little bit of moderation, all of you!"

"Hey, hey~" Dazai responded perfunctorily, and then raised his hands with a smile, "Then let's start. Let's start by checking the information—what do you think, officer?"

He pointed to the middle-aged police department, and then to the house, as if signaling him to lead the way.

"Come in first." The middle-aged police department regained its composure. It can be seen that he has enough experience in suppressing his emotions. "The information is in the file room."

No one greeted them along the way, and everyone seemed to be working hard without squinting.

They followed the middle-aged police department into the reference room under his jurisdiction.

The dense file bags are neatly and orderly sorted according to the nature of the case and the time when the case occurred.

A stack of unusually neat materials was stacked on the large brown solid wood table, and there was only one chair around it.It can be seen that the whole room has been carefully tidied up, but in this almost obsessive-compulsive order, there is a bit of inhuman coldness.

Dazai glanced around the room, and looked at the police officer thoughtfully.

The middle-aged police department moved two stools from another room to invite them to sit down, and then made them sit on the chairs that were already beside the table.

Facing them, introduce yourself solemnly, "My name is Taro Tanaka."

"When I sorted out the files as usual a few days ago, I discovered that a large number of accidental deaths occurred in the past month." Tanaka suddenly looked up at them, and continued, "Then I sorted out all the suspicious cases. "

"The first one: Several children were playing by the river. One of the 12-year-old children drowned after being entangled in fishing nets. Another [-]-year-old companion also drowned after being rescued in the water."

"The second thing: Councilor Ito rolled down the stairs from the third floor to the first floor at home after being drunk, causing cerebral hemorrhage in him who had just undergone intracranial surgery, and died after struggling."

"Third: A blind man was killed when he crossed the road led by his guide dog who had been with him for many years."

"Fourth: The girl was hit by a billboard at the door of her house and died on the spot."

"The above are the abnormal cases I sorted out." Officer Tanaka closed the documents in his hand, and asked them in an unquestionable tone, "Do you have any questions?"

"Hey, can you let us have a look at the documents?" Dazai stretched out his hand with a half-smile, gesturing to get the documents on the table, but Tanaka quickly snatched them away——

"Don't you people with supernatural powers just need to activate supernatural powers? What's the use of reading these materials?" His tone was full of provocation.

"Hey, hey~" Dazai didn't refute in a good-tempered manner, but went on following his words, "Then let's act separately."

The Tanaka police department also had this intention. He packed up the files neatly, locked them in the cabinet, and locked the door after they walked out.

As if a defensive posture, there is no cover.

Dazai gave him a sideways glance with unknown meaning, and pulled Yui Ayase away with a smile.

After waiting outside, he reached out his hand to Yui Ayase, "Take it out."

Yui Ayase subconsciously covered her pockets, pretending to be stupid, "I don't know what you're talking about, I just sat there without moving a bit, haha."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai smiled at her, "Really?"

"Actually, there are cameras installed in the detective agency."

Yui Ayase:! ! !

hateful!He was threatening her!

Yui Ayase angrily asked Alice to show up, took away the information she was holding and handed it to Osamu Dazai, "Okay! Now you should delete the video."

Seeing Dazai obediently delete the video on the phone, Yui Ayase touched his pocket and secretly smiled inwardly.

Hmph, he had no idea that he had also recorded the scene of their conversation before!

This wave is her only victory for Ayase!

but--

"Alice, what are you doing!?" Ayase Yui wanted to get rid of the disinfectant in her hands in horror, but she was grabbed by her with a vacuum cleaner.

With a numb smile, Alice glanced at Osamu Dazai next to her with creepy eyes, "Alice is disinfecting the master~"

Do they have any contradictions?Yui Ayase looked back and forth between the two of them suspiciously.

Wait, Alice is the supernatural power of the black leader of the alley, and Dazai was also the subordinate of the black leader of the alley before... With Dazai's current temperament, there are too many conflicts between them!

With a smile, Alice took out the insecticide from behind again, "The owner just came into contact with a large amount of harmful garbage, and now he needs to clean it up~"

"No, wait!" Ayase Yui quickly hid behind Dazai, her tone flustered and urgent, "I don't need these!"

This is wrong!It is obvious that Dazai has conflicts with Alice, why is she the one who gets hurt!

"Alice is a qualified maid. She will definitely be responsible for her master's health!" Alice rushed towards her with a hideous smile.

"Well~ that's the end of it." Dazai saw enough of her jokes, stretched out his hand to eliminate Alice, and successfully saved Ayase Yui.

He had finished reading the general situation of the case just now while the two of them were playing around.

He turned around, facing Ling Sewei with a curious and excited smile on his face, "How about our game? Let's see who will point out the murderer first."

"What do you want to do?" Yui Ayase took a few steps back vigilantly, opening the distance between the two.

She's not a fool, is she? !Race a script monster to see who knows the answer first?It's better to just say what you want her to do.

"Well, it's not a big deal." Dazai split the document into two with a smile, and handed one of them to her, "You just need to give me Alice to play for two days!"

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Guess what Dazai wants to do if he wants to leave Alice?