The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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After dealing with the furious Mr. Moth and promising not to let outsiders' spell power appear in the high school again, the sky has already begun to turn white, and the afterglow of the morning sun gradually shines over from the other side of the horizon, gently enveloping the already The dilapidated college dormitory bombed by them.

Since the three of them had already caught up on sleep in the afternoon of the day before yesterday, even though they had stayed up all night, the three of them did not show any signs of fatigue.

Yui Ayase walked in front with a cigarette in his mouth, and behind him were two naive male high school students wrestling.Gojo Satoru struggled to break free from Xia Youjie's desperate tug, with a strangely excited smile on his face, "Wei-chan! Tell me quickly!"

"——What is the secret that Jay is hiding under the bed?!"

He was so excited that he even forgot what he called himself.

Ayase Yui took a deep puff of the cigarette, and began to talk without looking back, "That's it! That!"

"What? Jieta hid that thing?!" Gojo Satoru was so excited that the light in his eyes seemed to overflow.

Xia Youjie kicked him angrily, "I said nothing!"

"I wouldn't hide that kind of thing under the bed!"

"Well." Gojo Satoru became more certain, and kept winking at him, comforting him, "It's okay, after all, Jie has reached this age."

"That's right, that's right." Yui Ayase started to stir up the muddy water with a grin, "After all, Xia Youjie is already so old, he always has some little secrets that he doesn't want others to know."

"It's like hiding under the quilt at night..." She stopped talking halfway through, just smiled and looked at Gojo Satoru.

Both of them showed strange expressions.

Xia Youjie: "..."

"So, why do you speak so vaguely?!" Xia Youjie's veins bulged, and the two sang together to provoke him, wanting him to tell his secret without hesitation, so as not to be caught by the two people in front of him again. Asshole choreographed.

"Huh?" Ayase Yui showed a very exaggerated expression of surprise, and opened his mouth, "Do you want me to explain clearly?"

"Isn't that a bit embarrassing?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Seeing the two people going too far, the string in Xia Youjie's mind that was responsible for maintaining his sanity was completely disconnected, "You bastard! All I hide under the bed is a diary!"

"I'm not hiding anything to be ashamed of!"

"Cut~" Gojo Satoru put on a face of complete disbelief, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "I don't believe it, unless you take me to see it!"

Although Xia Youjie's sanity has not fully returned, he is still unwilling to take out the diary with his thoughts so easily.Trying to get rid of his innocence, he turned his head quickly, and cast his scorching eyes on Ayase Yui who was walking in front, "Ayase! You know it! Tell Satoru, it's just a diary!"

"I don't know what that is. Besides," Yui Ayase turned her head away guiltily, and said stiffly, "I didn't read your diary!"

Gojo Satoru: "Look at——"

Xia Youjie: "Look at—"

——[This is obviously seen! 】X2

"I told you all, I don't know what that is!" Ayase Yui refused to admit.

Although she opened Xia Youjie's diary as soon as she found it, but...she couldn't admit it.Just took this opportunity to let Gojo Satoru look at his diary.

These two guys who say they are close friends don't even know each other's thoughts. One carelessly ignores the rules, while the other is sensitive and delicate. Like it!If she hadn't peeked at the diary, Xia Youjie would never have imagined what Xia Youjie thought in his heart!

For the sake of the youth's physical and mental health, Yui Ayase decided not to let go, and refused to admit it—"Why don't you let Gojo Satoru take a look? Is it clear at a glance?" She showed a smirk, " "Don't tell me you don't dare let him see it?"

Seeing Yui Ayase's insistence, Gojo Satoru reacted quickly, and followed suit, "Yes, Jie! Since it's not that kind of thing, why can't I watch it?"

"——Who said I wouldn't dare!" Xia Youjie immediately refuted him with enthusiasm, and even took the lead in walking in front, walking vigorously, "Let's go! I'll take you to see it now!"

……

"Jie, why are you walking more and more slowly?" Gojo Satoru held back a laugh, but the topic that was originally just a joke made him more and more interested now.

oh oh!Looking at Jie's current performance, it's impossible not to watch him at all.He Wujo Wu must know today!This must be Jay's big secret!

Although Xia Youjie agreed inadvertently, but thinking about the contents of his diary, he regretted it more and more as he walked. Pinching himself, he hesitated a few times without opening the door, and stood completely still at the door of the dormitory.

"Jie?" Gojo Satoru exuded excitement, eager to try the door of Xia Youjie's dormitory, "Aren't you going to open the door?"

"Then I'll go!"

Before Xia Youjie could react, Wujo Gojo pushed open the door of the dormitory excitedly, and used the teleportation technique even for a short distance of a few steps——

Seeing Gojo Wu eagerly reaching out to his bed, Xia Youjie was heartbroken, knowing that it was too late, so he could only walk into his room with heavy steps, and stood by the bed like a A frozen body.

Ayase Yui saw that Gojo Satoru had already got the diary, and his heart gradually became aroused——

Sure enough, Gojo Satoru, who was originally excited and excited, gradually restrained his expression, his brows became tighter and tighter, and he flipped through the diary at a glance, and the fingers holding the diary turned white with force, as if he wanted to tear Xia Youjie's diary. It sucks.

After a long time, Gojo Satoru took a deep breath and closed the fragile notebook.

"Why didn't you tell us, Jay?" There was no cynical tone in his tone at all, like a boulder being rolled into the bottomless sea by the sea wind, and his heart seemed to be squeezed tightly by the silent atmosphere.

Xia Youjie was silent for a while, and then let out a very light laugh - if there were two ordinary people standing here, they probably wouldn't be able to hear this laughter.He then said, "...and then?"

"What will happen after I tell you? What will you do, Satoru?"

The atmosphere froze the moment he said these words, and everything around him seemed to be forgotten by time.Seeing the expressions of the two getting worse, Yui Ayase only felt that if the two DKs continued like this, they might fight——

"——smear ketchup on the vomit-smelling rag?" Ayase Yui raised his hand and deliberately interrupted, "Aren't you afraid of waste, Xia Youjie, and you can eat the ketchup left in the pipe."

Xia Youjie: "..." He felt that the feelings he had just brewed were like being fed to a dog.

Although Xia Youjie rolled his eyes at her speechlessly, Ayase Yui finally saw that he didn't show that creepy villain expression again.

Xia Youjie returned to his normal appearance, and then said, "Wu, don't worry about this matter."

"—And then you said, 'This world, after all, didn't make me laugh from the bottom of my heart①'?" Yui Ayase interjected immediately, winking at Gojo Satoru, and joked, "What a middle school boy Ah, Xia Youjie. You actually wrote this sentence on the title page with a red pen."

Xia Youjie: "..." Can you make people talk properly!

Xia Youjie took a deep breath, completely gave up struggling, and squeezed out a few words from the gap between his teeth, "Tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"

"I want you to write a report on your feelings every day and give it to Gojo Satoru." Ayase Yui made the request in an instant, and said cheekily, "No less than 3000 words, and send it to me again."

Xia Youjie: "..."

"You are more ruthless than Teacher Yemo." He took a deep breath.

"Hahahaha!" Gojo Wutiao laughed out loud. Although he still expressed displeasure at Xia Youjie for keeping everything from him, he still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, "Weijiang! The 3000-word daily review is too ruthless." Come on, it’s just a little thing! It’s not like this!”

He explained, "I'm just upset that Jie is hiding this from me. He hasn't risen to such a high level."

"So that's what you think." Yui Ayase only found it difficult to deal with, but Gojo Satoru, who had read Xia Youjie's diary, thought it was no big deal. From this point of view, the psychological conditions of the two teenagers who were still in the rebellious period were very different. Not normal.

"Alright then!" Ayase Yui made a compromised voice.

The eyes of the two male high school students brightened——

"Then each of you will share 3000 words per day." Yui Ayase stared at the two older children with problems in her thinking with eyes full of maternal love, silently her conscience, and decided to take on the responsibility of adults , Bring the thoughts of these two male high school students back on the right track.

Xia Youjie & Wujo Wu: "..."

Two male high school students who didn't know that they had been stamped as having mental problems looked at each other and said in unison, "I refuse!"

"Rejection is invalid!" Yui Ayase shook her head pityingly, and raised her mobile phone, on which was the message box of Noctua Masato, "Your Noctua teacher has agreed to my plan!"

Xia Youjie & Wujo Wu: "!!!"

Hahaha!Sure enough, to deal with students, you still have to move out the teacher!

Their teacher Noctua hadn't even read Xia Youjie's diary, and only listened to a few words she described before handing over his two students to her with confidence - oh oh!It really is the people's teacher!Very forward-looking!

(Noctua, who fell asleep in the dormitory, chuckled: I finally got rid of the two troublesome bastards! But... Who is she saying is out of his mind? It should be Gojo Satoru, right?)

"So you just obediently write 3000 words of impressions every day." Yui Ayase said with a smile, "Remember to leave it to me."

"Oh, that's right!" Ayase Yui turned around the next second after walking out of the dormitory, and did not forget to remind them, "Your teacher Noctua said that there will be a task for you tomorrow, and during the task, I, an adult, will do it. Discipline you!"

"Huh?!!!" X2

"Why?!" Gojo Satoru expressed great grief and indignation at the 3000-word daily feelings, wishing to go back a few minutes ago and beat himself to death who interceded with Jie.

Unlike Gojo Satoru who was still immersed in the 3000-word grief and anger, Xia Youjie became interested in the task that Teacher Ye Moth said, "What is the task?"

"I'm not sure." Ayase only turned around, remembering the message sent by Noctua Masamichi, "It seems to be..."

"—Astroplasma."

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The author has something to say:

①The original work of "Spell Return"

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No Responsibility Small Theater:

Gojo Satoru (excited): "What the hell is hiding under your bed, Jie?"

Xia Youjie (turning into anger from embarrassment): "Isn't your phone wallpaper also Inoue Kazuka?!"

Gojo Satoru: "But I didn't hide under the bed~"

Xia Youjie: "You also use your photo as your wallpaper!"

wtw: "But I didn't hide under the bed~"

Yui Ayase: Well, looking at it this way, what is hidden under Xia Youjie's bed is indeed something extraordinary.