The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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At night, Lupine Bar.

Under the dim light, Osamu Dazai stared at the wine glass in his hand. The crystal clear ice ball kept turning under his hand, reflecting the colorful and flowing cloud patterns.

After saving Yui Ayase from the real mastermind behind the scenes, he had a rare peaceful life.

The good friend Odasaku was successfully resurrected, the devil stopped making troubles, and he was even brave enough to establish an intimate relationship with Yui Ayase, as if those dark and obscure days in the past did not exist... No matter what it is , Dazai would not have believed it even a few years ago.

But it is true.

...beautiful is not like reality.

"—— Dazai?" Wearing a camel trench coat and messy hair, Oda Sakunosuke walked into the bar with the sound of cicadas, and sat in the seat Dazai left for him.Seeing Dazai who was smiling quietly, he asked a rare question, "Is there anything you want me to do?"

Although they would often get together at the Lupin Bar—at the beginning, Dazai always picked Ango to ask him out when he was away, and purposely diverged from Ango, but then finally let go under Ango's fancy apology, and the trio reunited again.But this time he was asked to drink alone... Could it be that Anwu offended him again?

Oda Sakunosuke sat in his seat and meditated.

A glass of wine was placed in front of him - the same bartender as before.

Oda Sakunosuke smiled.In any case, after going through so many things, I can still reunite with my good friends in the old place, and everyone is living well...it's great.

The bartender smiled and nodded at him, then asked Dazai again, "Mr. Dazai, won't you order dish soap cocktails today?"

"Well." Dazai smiled lightly, with happiness flowing in his eyes, "I don't need it for now."

"It looks pretty good." The bartender also had a smile on his face, as if he was very satisfied, "That's great."

Watching the bartender walk away slowly, Oda Sakunosuke asked the question again, "Did something happen today?"

"That's right!" Dazai's face suddenly became serious, his kite-colored eyes sparkled, "I have a very, very, very important matter!"

Seeing this, Oda Sakunosuke immediately sat upright, staring at him without blinking, waiting for his next words.

"It's about my life!" Dazai said seriously, "That's..."

"——How can Wei-chan increase the number of times per week!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Even though he has a calm temperament, he can't stand Dazai's tiger-wolf words at this moment...

"It's true!" Dazai emphasized again, "If she doesn't agree, it will affect the quality of our married life—and then I will die of grief!"

Oda Sakunosuke tried his best to manage his expression, but his face slowly turned red.He tried hard to answer this question that he didn't quite understand, "—uh, talk to her seriously?"

Seeing his expression, Dazai narrowed his eyes, "No way."

He didn't go any further, just sighed, "It seems that I found the wrong person."

"So that's the case." If Oda Sakunosuke hadn't seen his undisguised pride and showing off, he might have believed this sentence, "Maybe you should prepare a gift for her?"

"—Then, have a serious talk with her."

Dazai was thoughtful.

……

In the end, Dazai referred to the advice of his mother's solo Odasaku, and went to the flower shop to choose a flower and packed it before going home.

There was a pair of women's leather boots in the entrance hallway, which were the only style Ayase usually wore.Next to him were his home shoes, and the two pairs of shoes were squeezed together, making them look very intimate.

Dazai smiled.

"Huh, huh, huh..." As soon as he entered the bedroom, he heard the sound of water dripping from the bathroom.

He put the bouquet he had wrapped on the cabinet at the end of the bed, and approached quietly——

Well, the frosted glass door, I can't see it clearly.

Dazai fished out a roll of tape that he had hidden for a long time from the cabinet deep at the end of the bed, and went back to the bathroom door again.

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Seeing Yui Ayase, who was wearing a bath towel and a little embarrassed, opened the door.

"Huh? Why is Yui-chan still wearing a swimsuit while taking a shower?" Dazai pursed his lips pretending to be cute, and his eyes became two-dimensional Kazilan's big eyes, blinking, trying to beg for mercy.

Yui Ayase stared at him for a long time, her face changed again and again, finally she sighed and decided to let him go.

Dazai immediately took the bouquet that was placed at the end of the bed and handed it to her, and secretly hid the tape again while taking advantage of her blind spot.

Yui Ayase, who took the bouquet, could clearly see that the crooked packaging was made by himself.Obvious caution—yes, caution.With Osamu Dazai's dexterity and intelligence, he can even tie the knot for suicide so fluently, it is impossible that he can't even wrap a small bouquet.

This extremely crude-looking packaging was obviously made for her to see.I'm afraid she doesn't know that this bouquet of flowers was packaged by him himself.

Mmmm cute.

Ayase Yui smiled slightly and lowered her head to sniff, the red and white flowers were clustered together in full bloom, making her rosy complexion as bright and moving as the morning glow.

Primrose means happiness and the feeling of being loved, and the flower language means that there is no other love but you.This is known as the most courageous flower, it will give everything for the other party, only wishing to be together forever.

Courage, this is the biggest promise that cowardly Dazai can make, the most courageous he has ever been.This is the collision between a coward and her soul, the happiness bursting from the violent storm of nature, the fresh and sweet breath fills the heart and lungs, and the joy is like a bird flying in the sky.

It's simply mesmerizing.

Ayase Yui's face was filled with bright and expectant ripples.

Dazai saw that she was showing signs of loosening, and immediately hugged her tightly, and put his head in the depression of her collarbone, which was still soaked in moisture, and said in a coquettish voice, "Twice a week is too little, Wei-chan! I But I want to become the sauce of a beautiful carnivorous man!!"

Yui Ayase: "..."

Dazai looked at the vapor bubbling on her body, which set off her illusory and heavenly beauty. The heat emanating from her body touched his own timid nerve endings... At this moment, the most terrifying loneliness in the world left him. away.

"How about changing it to twice a day?" He came back to his senses, blinking his big cartoon eyes, two blushes appeared on his face, and his body twisted like a ball of seaweed.

No, strictly speaking, it should be aquatic plants.After all, it was the river, not the sea, that the suicide madman in front of him jumped the most.

Ayase Yui thought happily.

Twice a day... Twice a week, each time is far beyond her imagination - who would have thought that Dazai, who has no physical skills, can be so tossing, his physical strength and lung capacity are simply overwhelming, if it is really changed to twice a day , Don't you want to kill everyone?

"No!" Yui Ayase refused him seriously, and even wanted to take Dazai out for a night of crazy fun during the summer festival, completely putting an end to his horrible thoughts, "I have important things to do later!"

"Huh?" Dazai tilted his head in doubt.Why didn't he know that Wei Jiang had something 'important'?

He lowered his eyes and thought.

Well, the detective agency is on holiday today, so there won’t be anything going on—even if there is, it’s impossible for him not to know about it; the matter of the soul world can be regarded as the end, and when those people are still alive, there will never be any previous incidents. Things happen... So, what else can be called "important"?

Under Dazai's regretful gaze, Ayase Yui quickly put on the yukata prepared in advance, and smiled brightly, not planning to give him any more time to dawdle, "Dazai, if you don't change your clothes, I will leave first? "

He could only reluctantly change into the blue bathrobe that Yui Ayase had prepared in advance, and follow her out.

At this time, the night is low, the stars of fireflies are swaying, the triple lighthouse is lit up inch by inch in the dark, and the calamus flowers blooming in the summer courtyard are like a feast of sound and light against the background of fireworks, showing the ultimate beauty of art in an instant .

The trees along the road are decorated with colorful and psychedelic lanterns, and groups of children gather together to fish for goldfish, exclaiming in surprise.Ayase Yui chose two fox masks from the group of masks, put one on the side of the head, and put the other directly on Dazai's face.

"——Yi-chan!" A very energetic voice came from behind, Dazai curled his lips in disdain, but Ayase Yui turned to look.

Gojo Satoru led Xia Youjie and a group of youths with immature faces over. Instead of wearing his usual sunglasses, he put on a piece of black cloth to wrap around his eyes.He still smiled wantonly, "I knew you would be here."

Xia Youjie keenly noticed Dazai next to her, quickly grabbed Gojo Satoru, and reminded him in a low voice, "Don't be too arrogant, her husband is still beside her!"

Gojo Satoru turned a deaf ear and acted as if he couldn't see Osamu Dazai at all. He smiled and rushed up to give Ayase the only big hug, and complained, "Yui-chan! Why haven't you come to play with me recently?!"

Dazai's face under the mask turned black in an instant, and he stood there staring at her intently.

Ayase Yui had no choice but to reject him tactfully again, "Because I haven't visited the world with my husband yet."

Dazai moved the mask to the back of his head, held her hand under Gojo Satoru's scorching gaze, interlocked his fingers, looked at her with rare gentle eyes, and said in a haunting and long voice, "Yeah."

Gojo Satoru, who gave up completely, left with a mighty group of people.

Dazai just looked at Ayase Yui with a smile.

Yokohama's coastline is connected to the low-hanging sky, and the cherry blossoms fall on the sea, rising and falling with the waves.There is a kind of migratory bird in this world, which pretends to be happy on the outside, but is sensitive and fragile on the inside... Now, the migratory bird has finally returned to its nest.

"Why didn't you choose that 'ghost' mask?" Dazai felt that everything in front of him was too beautiful, as beautiful as an illusory and magnificent dream.

"Because the fox is the mask that ordinary people would choose."

Ayase Yui smiled quietly.

"Our Dazai is now an ordinary person with happiness."

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The author has something to say:

This episode is the original source of inspiration for my writing, and it is my love and best wishes for Dazai (laughs~)

Let's take a look first, because I've been a little bit stuck recently.