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"—Test for joining the company?"

"That's right." Kunikida put a stack of half-person-high documents on his desk, heaved a sigh of relief, and explained, "This is the tradition of the armed detective agency. After all, it is an armed organization that protects Yokohama. The president believes that it is necessary to test the character of new members."

"However, Ayase, you are the guardian of Yokohama's soul world, so this test seems a bit dispensable." Kunikida pushed his glasses, and the lens flashed coldly, "So, the test given to you by the president The entrance test is—"

Osamu Dazai, who was originally spread out on the sofa, had his eyes lit up, and rushed over in a flash, waving his limbs in front of the two of them, poking him from time to time, trying to attract Kunikida's attention.

"Don't disturb others! Bastard Dazai!" Kunikida clenched his fists, the veins on his head bulged, and kicked him against the door violently.

The figure attached to the door pulled its head out, its body twitched, and it reluctantly nodded.Then it slid down like a piece of paper, and the footsteps floated to his permanent sofa.

Yui Ayase: ...

ok, so scary...

Shouldn't she explain to Kunikida that she lied to him before?Is it okay to be a soil seat?Will it not be grand enough?

She shivered vaguely, a drop of sweat rolled down her face unconsciously, and her throat was also tight.

"In short--the test for joining the company that the president gave you is to pass Mr. Ranpo's test!" Kunikida finished the sentence calmly, as if he didn't notice her stepping back.

Ayase Yui looked at Dazai who was lying on the sofa, not knowing whether he was alive or dead, and then at the detective agency members who were busy sorting out the documents, and finally understood a fact in his heart-in fact, Kunikida-kun is a black-bellied person...

"That's right." Edogawa hurriedly opened a bag of potato chips, not knowing which sentence he agreed with.The whole bag of potato chips was poured into his mouth by him, chewing and talking in his bulging mouth, and the finely broken snacks fell onto his cloak, and were shaken off by his dangling movements.

"It just so happens that Ranpo-sama has a commission, then," Edogawa Ranpo swallowed the potato chips with difficulty, and said vaguely, "Ayase's entrance test is to protect Ranpo-sama!"

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Tokyo.

Yui Ayase walked four streets and finally bought the limited-edition sweets Edogawa Ranpo mentioned.When she returned to the appointed coffee shop, the empty table was already full of empty plates, and only from the residue on the plate could it be seen that it was once filled with all kinds of desserts.

Seeing Yui Ayase come back, Ranpo Edogawa, who was rubbing his stomach and talking to the waiter, lost his eyes for a moment, and then quickly took the lead, "It's because Ayase is too slow, Master Ranpo will eat dessert!"

"The president stipulates the number of desserts for Ranpo-kun every day." Ayase Yui put the thick snacks in his hand on the table, glanced at the table, then narrowed his eyes, and he didn't change the subject at all, "Ranpo-kun Is this the amount you have eaten for a month?"

"Master Ranpo didn't eat that much!" Hearing her last words, Edogawa Ranpo immediately became confident, "This is his tasting food for Master Ranpo, and each portion is very small!"

That's right, Master Ranbu didn't eat a month's worth, it was just a little over three weeks!He didn't lie!

——"If you don't believe me, you can ask him!"

Ayase Yui looked at Edogawa Ranpo to signal to the person who was the waiter who was standing with him just now.

This waiter was a rare mixed race, with blond hair and black skin, handsome face, and purple-gray pupils. The rare baby face gave him a little immature feeling.Wearing a waiter's uniform, buttoned tightly to the last one, he actually showed a bit of abstinence and sex appeal.

His handsome face attracted all the women around him to secretly look at him, all of them flushed with excitement.

Unconvinced, Yui Ayase seemed to unknowingly unbutton her clothes, and the camisole she was wearing underneath brought out her delicate collarbone.

She is wearing a black lady's leather jacket today. Her gorgeous and voluminous facial features are extremely aggressive. Her usually half-curly hair is combed into a parted style today. The tight pants make her slender and slender, adding an extra layer of beauty. Very handsome and sexy.

Ayase Yui pushed one side of her curly hair behind her ear, her red lips were smiling, and her eyes kept scanning those women like hooks.

snort!She didn't believe that she was not as handsome as the man in front of her!

"Yes." The blond-haired, black-skinned waiter didn't know what she was thinking, and showed a cheerful smile, "I have always admired Mr. Ranpo, and it just so happens that the coffee shop is about to launch some new products, so let's bring some to please Ranpo. Taste it, Mister, each portion is indeed very small!"

"Look, Master Ranpo is not lying!" Edogawa Ranpo raised his chin proudly, and smiled again.

In order to prevent her from diverting her attention, he quickly picked up the limited-edition crude snacks on the table, and walked out of the cafe first.

She hasn't had a showdown with this man yet!As soon as Yui Ayase came back to his senses, he found that Ranpo Edogawa had already gone out, so he could only give up the match that was started by her unilaterally and the opponent didn't know about it, and quickly caught up with him.

snort!Out of sight is peace of mind, as long as she can't see, there will be no one more handsome than her!

The blond and dark-skinned waiter behind him gradually restrained his smile, and didn't notice Ayase Yui's unilateral Xiao Jiujiu. He just kept thinking about the content of the chat with Edogawa Ranpo just now, and the purple-gray eyes rolled with unknown mood.

……

"Ranpo-kun—" Ayase Yui hesitated to speak, as if he wanted to ask something.

At this moment, she took her thoughts out of the appearance contest, and suddenly realized that something was wrong with Edogawa Ranpo.

Why did Ranbu-kun chat with a stranger for so long for no reason?

Edogawa Ranpo avoided her sight, quietly reached into his cloak and rubbed his stretched stomach, and answered her naturally, "Master Ranpo can't misjudge people! Moreover, as the meal's As a reward, Lord Ranpo can help him later... hiccup! A big favor..."

As soon as the words fell, he quickly covered his mouth and looked at Yui Ayase with flustered eyes.

Yui Ayase squinted her eyes, and immediately focused on him, "If I heard correctly, Ranbu-kun was hiccupping just now?"

Edogawa Ranpo interrupted her anxiously, and quickly changed the topic, "This time the commission is to be a professional consultant for a zombie drama crew."

"The consultant of the zombie drama?" Ayase Yui followed his topic this time, "Why?"

This time, perhaps because of a guilty conscience, Edogawa Ranpo explained clearly from the beginning to the end, "On the surface, it is because Ranpo-sama is the world's No. In fact, someone sent an anonymous letter to the military and police, saying that there will be a supernatural incident on this crew.”

"Moreover, the director of this film crew is famous for not being disturbed by the outside world during filming, and the filming location is arranged in an inaccessible place. After investigation, the military and police believed that this incident of supernatural powers would be very dangerous, so they naturally entrusted the case to Lord Luanbu!"

Ayase Yui nodded thoughtfully.

Then--

"Ranbu-kun, why are we... why are we circling the square?"

"Damn it! Lord Ranpo will definitely find the destination!"

"Why don't you call and ask the director to send a car to pick you up?"

"No! Yada~! Ranpo-sama can find it by himself!"

"How about taking the tram?"

"No~ want!"

……

"Finally, I called the director." Yui Ayase thanked the driver with a straight face, and took their luggage from the car.

The villa that was photographed is on a barren hill in the outskirts. There is only one road leading to the villa, and the tram does not lead here at all.The deep woods were whistling by the wind, and the shadows with teeth and claws were like huge long people, completely covering the entire villa.

"It's really suitable as a shooting location for a zombie horror movie." Yui Ayase murmured.

"Beauty is very discerning!" A somewhat familiar hearty laughter came from behind.

It sounded like the person on the phone earlier.Ayase Yui thought about it, and turned to look at him naturally.

"I'm the director of this show, Mediterranean Sea." The visitor was dressed in casual clothes, with a barely muscular figure and a recognizable Mediterranean hairstyle.At this time, he also greeted them with a smile, "To tell you the truth, I never expected that Mr. Edogawa, a world-renowned detective, would accept my invitation to come to our crew as a small professional consultant. Our entire crew is relieved!"

"Oh? How do you say it? Is there any problem with the crew?" Ayase Yui never knew what a small talk was, so he pointed to the core issue when he came up.

She didn't want to stay with the crew until the finale.There are still ghosts in the soul world that haven't been caught yet, the secret hidden by Master Qingming...she must find it!

"This, let's go in and talk about it." Director Mediterranean didn't expect her to be so direct, with cold sweat on his forehead, he welcomed the two into the villa in a panic.

Messy vines surround the perimeter walls of the house.The villa also looks old, the wooden structure is crumbling, the hall is full of cobwebs and dust, the dilapidated sofa is stained black and gray by dirt, the electric current passes through the chandelier, making a whistling sound, everything The furniture was all in pieces as if it had been looted.

The director of Mediterranean Sea rubbed his hands together, and introduced with some embarrassment, "This is where the filming took place, and I didn't tidy it up to restore it. But the place above for everyone has been tidied up, and it will definitely be suitable for people to live in!"

He seemed so swearing that he almost patted his chest to promise.

Edogawa Ranpo didn't care about what Director Mediterranean said at all, he yawned big, squinted his eyes, and the physical tears were squeezed out, "Ayase! Ranpo-sama is tired, hurry up and take Ranpo-sama up rest!"

Now these things are too simple for Ranpo-sama!The most important thing now is not to let Dazai tell the president that he ate so many desserts!

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The author has something to say:

"In this city of strange things there is a

A detective agency with all kinds of weirdos

The strange talk that will start from here

This is foretelling and foreshadowing. "①

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