Wen's sect's scumbag junior brother is back

However, this custom will also cause problems. Some people think that giving fish can make the master of the land extra merciful. Wouldn't it be wonderful if they gave something more beautiful?

So the head of the family turned his eyes and looked at his father's dark coffin, and ordered someone to fold a few paper beauties and burn them to his father, and asked him to bring them to the one in the realm.

Unexpectedly, he had a nightmare at night. A beautiful young man wearing an imperial crown sat on his father's coffin and was so angry that he kicked him on the ground, his eyes were red with anger.

"This seat just got greedy and retorted today, I took your two fish, why did you stuff a few paper dolls!"

Jia Zhang opened his mouth and said quickly: "My lord! Those paper figurines are all beauties, you..."

Xu Chao was so angry that he hammered the coffin, and the hickey on his neck was faintly visible: "I am a person with a Taoist partner, let my Taoist partner know that you act like this, let me... make me feel wronged."

Xu Chaoqi's voice became smaller and smaller at the end: "I also want to taste fish."

The head of the family looked strange at the end when he heard it. It turns out that the lord is a "strict wife".

"This..." He wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and said embarrassingly, "It's better to write a letter to prove my lord's innocence."

Xu nodded at the starting point, still a little unhappy.

The head of the family gave another thousand catties of fish, so Xu Chaoqi left.

Looking at the back of Xu Chaoqi going away, the Patriarch wiped the sweat from his forehead again, but before he could catch his breath, suddenly a dark wind came and all the candles in the mourning hall were extinguished.

Patriarch's heart tightened, and he shouted: "My lord, it's my fault, it's my fault!"

However, the wind kept on, and a gravity pressed on him, making him breathless.

"My lord... my lord..." He breathed out and shouted intermittently, the gravity was like a mountain, almost crushing his bones.

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind: "Madam! Madam!"

The gravity gradually decreased, and the Patriarch knew he was calling the right person.But his pressure was getting bigger and bigger, his scalp was numb, and he quickly admitted his mistake, tears were about to flow out.

"Ma'am! I know my mistake, I know my mistake! I will never burn paper figurines for adults again."

The gravity did not decrease, and the Patriarch said again in a terrified voice: "Not only will the young one not burn paper figurines from now on, but the young one will spread the matter in the future, telling the world that the adult has a Taoist companion, and he will not let other people burn the paper figurines for the adults! "

The pressure was finally gone, and the wind stopped, and the Patriarch leaned against the coffin in a daze for a while.

Almost, my life is gone.

After waking up from the dream, it was dawn, and he spread the news as promised.

Later, everyone in the world knew that Master Jijie was married, and that Taoist couple was still a ruthless character, not to be trifled with.My lord is also soft-hearted, afraid that he will be bullied by his wife even in the realm.

However, since then, no one has burned paper figurines for Xu Chaoqi, but some people still opportunistically buried some jewelry with him.They thought that if the wife likes it, wouldn't it be more useful to blow the pillow breeze to the adults than to send fish to the adults?

After all, with so many fish, their fish can't be eaten by adults.

In the dormitory, Xu Chaoqi limp and limp on his senior brother's chest.

Wen Zhaoxi stretched out her finger and poked Xu Chao raised his eyebrows: "Greedy."

Xu Chaoqi hoarsely said: "How can he be so despicable? I just want to eat a fish, what do I want that beauty for?"

Wen Zhaoxi rubbed Xu Chaoqi's head, and said in a low voice: "This is the result of greed. The fish at home is not to your liking, so you have to eat wild fish outside?"

Xu Chao moved his ears, and he buried himself in the neck of his senior brother.He is so smart, how could he fail to hear the voice of the secret words? "The fish at home are delicious, but the fish outside look weird. I just took a closer look and got entangled."

The back of his smooth neck was patted lightly, Xu Chao raised his eyebrows and trembled.

"Are you very good at putting blame?"

Xu Chaoqi: ...

He hugged his senior brother tightly, and said in a soft voice, "It's just a fish, I didn't even take a look at that beauty. I have a senior brother who treats me so well, and it's too late for me to love my senior brother..."

"Slick tongue." Wen Zhaoxi said politely.

But Xu Chaoqi clung to him, kissed his senior brother on the chin, and flattered him, saying: "Senior brother is talented, talented, diligent and thrifty, and handsome. It is my life's luck to be able to be a Taoist couple with my senior brother."

Wen Zhaoxi lowered his eyes, Xu Chaoqi took the opportunity to take the initiative while dragging his sore waist, Xu Chaoqi almost passed out.

When Xu Chaoqi woke up, his back hurt badly, the corners of his eyes were still wet, and he was staring at the morning sun outside the window in a daze.

He turned over, the sun outside was very high, it was not level with the sun like the fairy palace, and there was no wide and long waterfall.

The surrounding stone walls were crude, and there was no thick carpet under his feet. He turned over and looked wearily at the tables and chairs that he had been tired of looking at for a while.

After recuperating for a few days, Wen Zhaoxi drew the style of the new palace on the drawings from time to time.

Xu Chaoqi also took a few glances, the new palace was red and black, in the shape of a land boundary, and the walls were also stone blocks, but they were smoothed and changed in color.

He stretched himself, he missed the Southern Realm Immortal Palace, and he didn't know what happened to Xiaoyu?

As the lord of the land, although he is also a family man now, he can't be immersed in the gentle country all the time.

Ever since, he inspected the boundary again.

There are also a few houses in the land boundary, but they are all built of stone skeletons.It's not that the people don't want good-looking houses, but the land is barren, with only stones and sewage, and they can't build it even if they want to.

He walked through the fiery red flowers, the only bright flower in the land, and the only food for the people.

But now there are more clear water and fish. Although fish is still a new thing now, people will have two kinds of food in the near future.

His brows were slightly relaxed, and his eyes were a little more joyful. Unknowingly, he came to Wangxiang Terrace.

The familiar place made him feel a little dazed. He sat on the lookingout platform, and the light curtain above reflected people's figures, and people's voices sounded in his ears.

There was a little novelty in Xu Chaoqi's eyes.

Inside the light curtain.

Several officials set up the altar and lit incense, and said piously: "God! Please be merciful, we haven't rained here for two years, so we can't live longer!"

Chicken, duck, fish and a sheep's head were placed on the table, and smoke billowed from the incense burner, and the priests put on masks and danced around the table.

As the sky gradually darkened, Xu Chaoqi noticed a trace of familiar aura.

After a while, the sky began to thunder, dark clouds overlapped, and the people cheered.

The raindrops finally fell, and the common people picked up the rainwater with pots and pans, shouting excitedly: "The way of heaven has appeared! The way of heaven has appeared!"

Seeing how grateful they were to Heaven, Xu Chao raised his eyes and bent his eyes, he was happier than others praised him.

He knew it from the day his senior brother became the Dao of Heaven.The heavy rain kept falling, and the light curtain turned, and we arrived at a family of cultivators.

The head of the family inside begged: "God, my wife has done good deeds all her life, she shouldn't suffer this catastrophe, let my wife wake up!"

He seemed to be thinking about something, after a while, a white light faintly descended from the sky, and a woman's sigh came from under the mansion.

"Madam is awake!" The maid was pleasantly surprised.

"Thank you Heaven! Thank you Heaven!" Patriarch cried with joy.

The light curtain changed again, and more than a dozen scenes flashed in a row. Except for those who do evil, all those who are reasonable and do not affect the fate of heaven will be realized, but some of the merits of the petitioners will be deducted more or less.

Xu Chaoqi looked excited, turned his eyes, and took out three plates from the storage bag and put them on the ground, one of which was filled with dried fish, one with candy, and one with the elixir that his senior brother made for him.

After putting it away, he stood in front of the three plates and said sincerely: "The way of heaven is manifesting! I have something to ask for!"

The light dimmed, as if the clouds and mist had been pushed away, and a pair of eyes were looking down at him.

Xu Chaoqi took the opportunity and hurriedly made a wish: "Heaven! My Taoist companion has been bullying me so much recently, and even kept me from getting out of bed, forcing me to approve memorials and change clothes for me from time to time! Can Heaven rule my Taoist companion?" ? Let the Taoist companion treat me better..."

Coercion looked down at him silently.

Xu Chaoqi's voice became smaller and smaller, and his head shrank: "For example, after approving the memorial for me, I will make a few more whole fish feasts for me, and I can only change my clothes once a day..."

After he finished speaking, the air fell into silence.

After a long time, a word floated from the sky.

"Not allowed."

Xu Chaoqi: ...

Although the low and steady voice is gentle, it reveals a sense of oppression invisibly.

"As the lord of the land, you only want to be lazy all day long, and you don't think about making progress. You also put the blame on the Taoist couple. You will be fined not to see fish on the table for one day, and not to eat small dried fish for three days."

Xu Chaoqi: QAQ