crystal rose

Ah Gang always thought that the group of people around him was already a rare and special breed.After all, none of the people around him were normal.Whether it's the prison temple who throws explosives when he sees anyone, or the big brother who is so nervous that he wants to drag people to the boxing department after being beaten, or the super killer senior in school who likes to bite and kill people everywhere with crutches, They are all rare freaks.Even the seemingly normal Mr. Shan Ben was called a natural killer by Li Baoen, not to mention the brother Dino with an extremely alternative system...

However, since he met a group of people from the Twelve Gods' family, A Gang lamented how little he knew.There are all kinds of people in the world, and the members of the Twelve Gods' Family are all the best with different appearances...

In order to increase the winning rate, Li Baoen sincerely invited the girls from the Twelve Gods' family to do special training for A Gang.Received the other party's gracious response.From then on.A Gang's life has fallen into a doomsday...

The one who came on the first day was a senior who A Gang knew very well, Twelve Gods Moli.Although this senior is extremely handsome and has an elegant temperament, she looks like a nine-day mysterious girl who fell into the world.But Ah Gang knew that those were all appearances, appearances.Not to mention the extreme black belly that this senior usually shows, just say that she has a personality that says the wind is the rain, and she changes when she says it changes.And according to the prison temple, this senior seems to have a dangerous habit of teasing people...

Sure enough, just after seeing the figure of senior sister Mo Li, before he could say hello properly, she was blown off the cliff by an inexplicable strong wind.Ah Gang only saw Li Li standing on the cliff and waving his hands, and in an instant, he began his great career of free fall.

"Student, I am in charge of your physical strength today. It is not difficult for me to ask, as long as you climb to the top of the mountain under the wind pressure of level 6, it is very simple, right?"

There are seven simple things, can humans do that?The place I climbed was a cliff, not a winding road.Besides, it is a sixth-level wind, a sixth-level wind, are you kidding me?

"I'm not joking, this is the homework you must complete today."

Ahh, how do you know what I'm thinking?

"Student, your expressions are so rich, I can't even pretend not to understand. Well, go and practice."

Impossible, senior sister, will someone die?

"How could I do such a cruel thing? It's okay if you can't finish it, and I can't force you to death either. You just have to agree to a small request from the senior."

any request?

"Hehehe, senior sister's family is very miniature BL manga, and I really want to read the live version. You just need to be crushed by Skylark obediently. Don't worry, I will take care of Skylark's side. Or Liudaomu is fine. Or, You want 3∕P? As long as you can bear it, I can satisfy you..."

Whoosh! ! ! !

Looking at Ah Gang who quickly climbed to the halfway up the mountain, Li Li sighed: "As expected of a junior, his physical strength is really good, and there seems to be room for improvement. What a pity, if he agrees to my request, I can give him The back door is open."

Dark clouds surrounded Li Baoen's head, "One's own strength is the most important thing, and there is no shortcut to becoming stronger."

Alas, he still underestimated the fighting power of the Twelve Gods.

The next morning came the twelve spirits of the beautiful vitality girl from the same class.Ah Gang is relieved, this one looks normal, although sometimes a bit natural...

□ Hu!He was stupid to think that normal people would come out of their family.It is said that Lingxi is responsible for his trick drills.As a result, Li Baoen had just called out the beginning, and before Ah Gang could do anything, he was punched by Lingxi and turned into a kite, and he has been wandering around the world ever since...

Well, the real situation is that Ah Gang was sent flying by Lingxi's punch.After flying back from the dead air, he realized that Lingxi's single punch was 10 tons.

Ah Gang was dead at that time, 10 tons, this is a fart move, there is no way to block it at all.After the "education of love" in Li Baoen, A Gang reluctantly cheered up to deal with the consonance.

As a result, Gang's training mode was like this that morning.Competing—flying—climbing back—competing again—flying again, repeating in turn.

After Lingxi returned home at noon that day, Ah Gang almost didn't bow down to God to let him escape.While expressing gratification to myself who is still alive and kicking after such repeated beatings, I also begin to mourn my Xiaoqiang-like system.

Am I born to be beaten?

Well, that afternoon, it was a girl with a loli face that I had never seen before.According to Li Baoen's introduction, this person is called Twelve Gods Qingwu.When Ah Gang was still anxiously guessing about this person's interests and hobbies, Qing Wu had already exposed her understanding self.

"Yo, nice lady. It's a pity that you got there first, otherwise I will definitely train and train you." Hey, girl, your loli face is not suitable for such a line of Yujie.

A Gang looked at Li Baoen with black eyes: Li Baoen, I wronged you, thanks to you being my tutor, I am grateful to you for the rest of my life.

Of course, Bourne didn't appreciate Ah Gang's gratitude, as can be seen from the Leon sledgehammer he threw at Ah Gang.

Qingwu's training is completely opposite to Lingxi's.Lingxi's training is to make Ah Gang adapt to powerful attacks, but Qingwu's training is just the opposite.A Gang's hands and feet each added 10 times the gravity to escape Qing Wu's pursuit.Ah Gang, who could hardly walk, looked up to the sky and burst into tears, when will this day be a head!

That night, when facing Liu Dao Mukuro who appeared on the stage, A Gang was quite calm. Even when everyone panicked in the face of the hallucination pollution, A Gang didn't move an inch.

Looking at Gujiji with bright eyes, he said, "As expected of Judaime, how amazing is it?" With Yamamoto's admiring gaze, Gang complained in his heart, "No, I'm just too tired to walk... ..."

………{{{(>_<)}}}! ! ! ! !

The next day, as soon as Ah Gang woke up, he saw his today's coach, Twelve Gods.Naihe belongs to the kind of classical beauty, a weak woman who can make boys arouse the desire to protect just by looking at her.Ah Gang's feeling of pity and pity was thrown to Zhuwa country in the first match.

Damn it, it's nothing to worry about.Ah Gang was so frightened by the murderous aura covering his whole body that he didn't dare to move.It seems that as long as you breathe hard, you will be pierced by killing intent.If yesterday's super-strength physical training was like facing Hibari-senpai, then today is like facing Liudao Mukuro.His physical attack may not be the strongest, but his mental destruction is definitely the strongest.

A Gang attacked Nai He with a terrifying murderous intent.I couldn't help but think desperately: Is there no normal person in the family of the Twelve Gods except for Xiaomo?

He had already selectively forgotten that Xiao Mo had a dual personality.

That night, when he heard that there was chaos in the Battle of Clouds, Ah Gang almost went to support with a grateful heart.He would rather face the furious XANXUS than face the group of women from the family of the Twelve Gods.

How could he have found Cerbero hateful before?Those radishes are just a bit of a broken mouth. Compared to the physical and mental torture given by the twelve beauties, Cerbero is as beautiful as an angel.

Of course, I didn't think of any shit in the sky...

After seeing the little old man used as fuel in Gola Mosca, the simple A Gang became angry.The two decided to hold a big air battle the next day.

When Li Baoen saw the confident apprentice, he raised the corners of his mouth: "Stupid, since you must win, let's have a special training tonight. I will inform Li Li and the others, they will be happy to help..."

For the first time, Ah Gang excitedly hugged his three-headed teacher: "Biao, I know they are willing to help, but they treat me like a toy at all Huh! Li Baoen, at least you save my life to participate in tomorrow's big... Air combat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

This kid is going crazy from fright. In fact, those girls are not so scary, and they are not good at killing people.They are just good at making life worse than death.

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On the day of the big air battle, the boy Ah Gang took on a completely new look, and embarked on the road of annexation full of ambition.

Before leaving, Mo Li smiled kindly and came to see him off, and of course he did not forget to give Ah Gang a pre-war mobilization.

"Student, come on, if you lose, those of us who have been your teachers will be very troubled. So, if you fail, please be free..."

A Gang fought a cold war, and sometimes the unfinished words are even scarier because you don't know what will happen.Senior sister, you are too scary.

Looking at XANXUS on the opposite side, Ah Gang has a determined face, without any confusion in his eyes.Just kidding, if you don't try your best, even if you can escape from XANXUS's hands, you will definitely be wiped out by those women.

In comparison, even if it fell into the hands of XANXUS, it was better than falling into the hands of those women.This is a very simple multiple choice question.It means you want to die well, or you want to be tortured before you die.

No matter which one, it makes people feel so sad.

Then Gang and XANXUS started a king-to-king fight, and the guardians were all injected with poison. XANXUS rescued Bell and Levi with a cheat, and on Ganga's side, the most individual Lark beauty broke free from the control of the poison and successfully saved herself.

When Tsuna and Xanxus were having fun in the sky, Hibari and Bell also collided on the ground.In the end, the eyeless prince was no match for the fierce chairman of the fighting machine, and lost his most precious ring.

Woohoo, that boss beat me down specially, you guys are bad guys...

In the end, Skylark threw the ring to the prison temple indifferently. Of course, the prison temple was also very upbeat, and the first thing it did when it regained its mobility was to rob Levi.

Levi is helpless: Why is it always me who is unlucky.

After several times of tossing, A Gang's side was rescued except for Kurom.I have to say that this group of children is too ungentlemanly, to put such a cute loli at the end.Fortunately, after discovering their mistake, Yuji and Yamamoto ran towards the gymnasium at the speed of a hungry tiger.

I have to say, these two children are still young!The two were played around by each other.If it wasn't for Liao Ping who came later, the two of them probably would have stayed here together.

But everyone was saved, but the ring was snatched away.Damn, are we easy?I was busy for a long time just to grab this small circle, but I ended up taking advantage of the other party.

At this time, Ah Gang has already made the XANXUS children's shoes into a gorgeous and shiny ice sculpture art by relying on the zero-point breakthrough of dead energy and the zero-point breakthrough of dead energy.As a result, XANXUS children's shoes broke through the ice again with the help of the ultimate plug-in Vengley Ring.

By the way, this is the second time. I don't know if there is a membership card.

Looking at XANXUS, who is holding Vongola's ring, on one side, and on the other side, is the poor little White Rabbit Gang, who has no power to follow up. This battle should have a result.It's a pity that Vengley's ring gave everyone another big reversal, it rejected XANXUS.

At the stall where everyone was stunned, Skuvarro, who thought he had swum from the belly of the shark to hell, but Lu Chi accidentally swam back, appeared.Knowing the inside story, he told everyone about an unknown and bitter story of XANXUS.

At this time, everyone realized, oh, so it turned out that XANXUS was not born by the nine-generation old man, I said no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it.

Also, no matter how you say it, XANXUS's face is not suitable for playing the little pity in a family ethics drama.

At this point, the matter should be over, and everyone should go back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.But Valia's group of unstoppable guys actually lost all of their own people, trying to catch A Gang and the others.

Bourne and Dino who were able to resist were all locked in an infrared cage, and the hospital was okay, with Biang Qi there.But on the school side, there are only wounded and disabled generals like A Gang, can they resist a group of wolves and tigers?

It turns out that in this world, miracles don't cost much, especially around the main character.Seeing Lanzia chasing the legendary Valia all over the place with a large iron ball, Ah Gang burst into tears with excitement.

Lanzia, I will definitely stop complaining about your tasteless iron ball in the future.

Well, it should be over this time.Everyone is exhausted, can we go home, wash and sleep.

When Lanzia threw that weird iron ball at a Valia member for the 51st time, the huge iron ball suddenly stopped in the air.

Ah, it wasn't stagnation, it was a soft and white hand that held the iron ball, which weighed at least a thousand catties.

"I said, big brother, you should be merciful anyway. I just transferred to Valia, and you have abolished all the errand runners. Do you want me to wash and cook by myself?" The soft and charming female voice, if you are not determined Or, I'm afraid just listening to this voice can soften the bones.

It's a pity that no matter how soft her voice was, she couldn't resist the meaning in her words. Hearing that this woman claimed to be a member of Valia, A Gang and the others all tensed up and entered the state of preparation for battle.

On the other hand, the expressions of everyone in Valia were also very strange. Everyone thought strangely in their hearts: In addition to the suspicion of Mamon in our Valia team, are there any women?Especially Scuvaro, after hearing that voice again, his whole body became stiff as if he heard the song of a siren.

Like a weightless piece of paper, the heavy iron ball was gently thrown back to Lanzia's side. Only the large dust and the big hole in the ground proved its weight when it landed.At this moment, no one paid attention to it anymore, and everyone's eyes were focused on the woman who appeared in their sight.No one noticed that there were a few cracks on the stiff Skuvalo.

Beauty, definitely a superb beauty.It's better to say she is a girl than a woman, because she is probably only seventeen or eighteen.Fascinating but not coquettish, gorgeous but not vulgar, noble but not alienated, when she didn't speak.

After a glance, the beauty's eyes fell on A Gang, and when everyone was nervous, the girl finally spoke: "Hey, this is the legendary [-]th generation candidate Tsunayoshi Sawada, who will be abandoned by our immediate boss XANXUS in the future." It's the ultimate weakling who wants to fall in love with and kill Mrs. S."

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"Well, why do I understand every word she said, but I can't understand it together?" After a long while, Ah Gang said weakly.

Before he heard anyone answer, Skuvalo in the cage gave full play to the advantage of the mafia's loudest voice and started roaring loudly, causing other people in the cage to cover their ears for shelter.

"Hey, you damn woman, I've told you 180 times, I have nothing to do with the bastard boss. I'm straight."

With a voice, Ah Gang and the others fell into a daze again. What she said didn't mean the same as what I thought.

"Oh, don't deny it, Mr. Shark. I know it's not easy for you. Let the future boss drive domestic violence every day. After so many years of bearing the burden of humiliation, he ended up cheating. It's only natural that you will be sad." Waving his hand, The charming girl said without seeming to care.

Scuvaro was already mad, his language system was not working properly, and he was in a crash.

On Valia's side, well, everyone started to feel lucky that XANXUS fainted just now.

Ah Gang's collective worship here is too strong, but where is this person?

No, he looked like a delinquent boy, but the prison temple with a pretty good mind realized it first.The previous sentence also involved Judaime.

"What you woman is talking about, Valia can stir up as much as he wants, it has nothing to do with our Judaimu." As soon as the prison temple said this, all eyes immediately focused on him.

The Valia are in a hurry, so they can stir up whatever they want, we are normal, okay?What you are slandering.But now that the situation is unclear, let's bear with it for the time being.

The charming girl didn't speak, but she stared at the prison temple so intensely that it almost melted him.When the prison temple was about to bear it no longer, she finally spoke.

"That's not bad," the girl covered her cheeks with her hands, a strange blush appeared on her face, and there seemed to be little crimson flowers dancing in the air around her. "It's the ultimate tsundere!" -_-|||! !

Prison Temple finally knew how everyone in Valia was feeling just now, it was the feeling of wanting to torture people to death and then flogging their corpses, and finally crushing their bones and ashes.Also, why is Lao Tzu the one below! ! ! !

Because the prison temple's mental capacity is too weak, it has entered a state of selflessness at this time.But fortunately, the substitutes came on.

"Let me tell you, Sister Qingyin, don't bully my people." The Twelve Gods who arrived at the scene at some time said to the charming girl with a righteous face.

my people?The public, attracted by keywords, focuses their attention on the rumored hero and heroine.Big gossip, big gossip, when did this happen?If I remember correctly, they have known each other for less than five days.This is simply developing at the speed of a rocket!

"Your person?" The charming girl's expression seemed to crack. "What did you do to people?"

What a degree of understanding this is!Looking at the seemingly familiar conversation between the two, Ah Gang's eyes twitched unconsciously. Why does this familiar perverted personality have an ominous feeling...

"Senior sister, do you know her?" Seeing Li Li who was leisurely watching the excitement standing behind him, the rabbit-shaped A-Gang asked timidly.

"Of course. I can't get any closer." Li Li replied easily. "My family's elder sister, the Twelve Gods sing softly."

Sure enough, Ah Gang rubbed his throbbing forehead.With such a perverted personality, it should be said that he is indeed a member of the twelve gods!

The quarrel here is still going on.

"Although I didn't know it at the time, it has already happened, and I must be responsible for him." I just touched him through the clothes, girl, don't say it as if you raped him after drinking, okay? .

Charming girl, Twelve Gods groaned softly and raised an eyebrow: "Please, what age is it now. Don't be so serious, okay?" You can't do anything with your personality, and it's likely that someone will mislead you.

The Twelve Gods frowned: "But Sister Mo Li said that I made a serious mistake. If I don't take responsibility, the other party may commit suicide." It seems to say that if you are touched by the opposite sex, you will not be able to marry, and then you will Suicide in shame and indignation. (Girl, the one you are talking about is the lady of the family under the feudal policy. It has long been extinct. Also, do prison temples need to marry?)

The other party involved in the incident, Hayato Guji, seemed to be possessed by Skuvalo, and his loud and clear voice could be heard clearly even from Liboen and the others. "Twelve gods, I have already said that this is not the case. There is no responsibility or non-responsibility. You don't understand, do you?"

The twelve gods said seriously: "But Naihe said, I have to be responsible for what I have done. Since I have ruined your innocence, I must be responsible."

Innocence, what era is this term.Prison Temple looked powerless, the most difficult thing to deal with in this world is not the person who takes pleasure in playing tricks on you, but the stubborn natural fool.

clean?Everyone's eyes lit up all of a sudden, the two of them really had an adulterous affair.And it sounds like this, Prison Temple is still the one who was raped.

This is how misunderstandings are created.

All of a sudden, everyone's meaningful eyes fell on the prison temple.Being looked at by everyone's eyes of "I understand, I understand, of course men don't want to mention such things", especially Levi's eyes still contain envy, and the prison temple, which has always been bad-tempered, successfully exploded. "Look at it, nothing happened to us, and then I'll blow you up." Of course, he only dared to yell in the direction of Valia.For others, he is not tired of working.

"Hayato," said the mature female voice with infinite excitement.For the first time, Biang Qi, who came to see because she was worried, did not rush to her dear Li Baoen immediately, but looked at her younger brother with infinite affection. "Good job!" He directly grabbed a strong sister-in-law.

Aojiao Jun, who was still furious just now, was killed in battle after looking at his sister for three seconds.

We laid a wreath for him and may God bless him.

"Oh, Li Baoen..." Biang Qi, who had knocked out her younger brother, ran towards her lover quickly.

As for Lingxi and Qingyin, they had already gone from talking to talking.

"I really have no vision." Qingyin curled her lips, and avoided a horizontal kick sideways.

"You have good eyesight?" After hitting more than a dozen punches in succession, Lingxi said disdainfully, "Look at the Valya you choose, more than half of them have no eyes."

Bell and Mamon, who never showed their eyes, and Puslia, who never took off their glasses, twitched their mouths.

"What do you know?" Consonance's consecutive punches flashed, and he sent it with a soft groan, "There is so much love in that place! Ghost animal attack, Nianxia attack, loyal dog shou, arrogant shou, all types, everything It's complete."

Everyone in Valia shuddered, watching Qingyin casually kick the big tree that the three of them hugged by the roots, and thinking about my scarred body, I can't bear it.

During the period, XANXUS seemed to be waking up, and Puslia quickly made up a knife in his hand.Looking at the angry eyes of her companion, the ladyboy sister said aggrievedly: "It's better to be settled by the boss afterwards than to be burned to death now." Who knows if my boss will go berserk when someone says he is crooked.

Get everyone's affirmative look.

"Cut, isn't it just a group of perverts with mental disorders, this should be Qingwu's good mouth. When did you agree with her taste?" Lingxi punched the ground, and there was an extra lotus pond in Bingsheng Middle School.

Ah Gang saw the big pit with a diameter of about ten meters and a minimum depth of five meters, and fell down in cold sweat.Lingxi must have kept his hand during the training, otherwise he might not be what he looks like now!

"Hey, you guys don't quarrel with other people." Qing Wu protested loudly with chicken popcorn in one hand and Coke in the other.

A gang black line.By the way, Senior Sister, forget about your pile of snacks, when did those chaise longues move in?And Coulom, who has always been quiet and timid, actually sat beside Qing Wu with a serious face - gnawing a pig's trotter.

Actually, I didn't wake up, did I?A Gang looks at the sky at 45° melancholy.

Li Li patted his apprentice's lion's head indifferently: "Don't worry, it will be over soon."

As soon as the voice fell, Qingyin showed a defeat pattern and began to retreat steadily.

Strange, did I forget something?Ah Gang rubbed his head, feeling as if he forgot a very important thing.

Qingyin was at the end of her battle, and just when everyone thought the farce was coming to an end, she suddenly shouted to the rear: "Aurora, SOS, ten boxes of Swiss handmade chocolates."

When Qingyin was about to be hit by Lingxi's flying elbow, a petite figure shot out from the corner and easily blocked Lingxi's attack.

Ah Gang and the others rubbed their eyes with their hands. This is... an enlarged version of Barbie?

Of course, Barbie showed a strong fighting ability, and Lingxi seemed to let go of his hands and feet. Like two bulldozers, the two pushed out a big hole more than ten meters deep on the playground.

So, if one day they lose their jobs, they can also go to the construction site to make a living.

My God!Ah Gang finally remembered what he forgot.Here is a tie!And Senior Yunque, who loved the school like his life, was still there.Hey, it's strange, how come Senior Skylark hasn't lost his temper yet.

Looking back to where Skylark was, he happened to see Li Li adding a third Wind Bind to Skylark.

……{{{(>_<)}}}! ! !Ah Gang wiped the sweat from his forehead, it was a hallucination, the creature that looked like a caterpillar with its mouth tied up just now was not a restrained senior skylark.

It seems that there are too many obstacles on the ground, and Aurora and Lingxi choose to take off at the same time.So the unlucky ones turned into tall teaching buildings.I saw that the teaching buildings collapsed at a lightning speed.Aang twitched the corner of his mouth.These are all experts in the demolition industry. Tomorrow morning, this place will not be merged here.

He looked at Yunque worriedly, just in time to see Mo Li knocking out Yunque with a knife in his hand.Ah Gang’s black line, I’m worrying for nothing.

Finally, when the entire merger was razed to the ground, Lingxi and Jiguang stopped their hands contentedly.

Ganga and the others, Ribon and the others, and Valia and the others are protected by three barriers respectively.Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be a consequence with the school.

"Hahahaha, it's finally over, why do you feel more tired than fighting yourself?" Yamamoto just finished speaking, and found that everyone, including Valia, looked at him with compassion.

Really, I am more tired than hitting myself.

This is how to do ah?Ah Gang wants to cry but has no tears, the whole thing has disappeared, and he will be chased to the ends of the world by Senior Skylark.

Li Li stretched gracefully, and said without looking back, "Qingwu, take care of the aftermath."

"Really," Qing Wu wrinkled her baby face, "Every time something like this happens, I have to deal with the aftermath."

Complaining with his mouth, his hands are not idle.With the fast-changing knot seal in her hand, tall buildings rose from the ground one after another, and the potholes on the playground were quickly filled.The recovery speed is as fast as the computer's disaster image recovery system.

"OH, MYGOD," A Gang, who had been failing all year round, finally squeezed out a bird's cry.His hands grabbed the collar of Yusi like a convulsion and shook violently: "Jusi, wake up, come and watch the real version of Genesis."