After I came back from the comprehension world, I became red

He said gloomyly, "Do you have to answer?"

What is this called?

Ji Xiao's tone was firm: "You must answer."

He said gloomyly, "Only answer this one."

Ji Xiao said: "Okay."

Shen Yu then said: "I heard that you disappeared."

Ji Xiao blinked.

What does this mean?

Shen Yu briefly explained: "The Demon Lord in the Demon Realm can suddenly disappear, which shows the magnitude of the accident. I am worried, so I went to find out."

"So that's what happened."

Ji Xiao clicked his tongue: "It's a pity that it's not the change of mountains, seas and Jiuzhou, but the change of the earth."

Ji Xiao hooked the corner of his mouth and asked maliciously: "Brother, what if you can never go back? Your relatives, friends, seniors, uncles, juniors, and those you like and dislike will all be gone."

He lowered his eyes gloomyly and did not speak.

Perhaps the moonlight was too soft, and the usual ice cube face that was so cold that it seemed to have the four characters "Keep away from strangers" was actually showing a bit of... melancholy at this moment?

Ji Xiao suddenly felt that he had said something wrong, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted.

Is this a sad thing for others?

He thought for a while, coughed, stepped forward and patted the gloomy shoulder and said: "Don't be sad, there is still me! How can we say that we have been brothers for so long, don't worry, I will not abandon you of."

Shen Yu looked up.

Ji Xiao was inexplicably uncomfortable being stared at. He thought that he really wasn't fit to say comforting words, so he took a step forward and opened the door of the villa: "Stop standing outside, come in. In short, the next ten days Food and lodging will be covered by me, and you don’t have to feel embarrassed, just treat it as my repayment of the favors I owed you twice before.”

Shen Yu hummed.

The two entered the villa together.

Ji Xiao walked ahead and led the way: "The bedrooms are all on the second floor. I live in the master bedroom, so you can sleep in the guest room. I remember there are several. This one over here should be—"

Um?Can't move?Does the guest bedroom have a lock?

This is of course not difficult for Ji Xiao, and there is no need to find a key.A wisp of magic energy escaped from his fingertips, penetrated into the keyhole, and opened the lock in half a second.

Ji Xiao pushed lightly.

Then, he was shocked by the scene inside.

What a big bed, the bed is filled with all kinds of adult dolls, the naked ones.This is not the key point, the key point is that these dolls are all men with broad shoulders and narrow waists, and a certain part is made very prominent, which looks like it has been used by someone.

Looking at the wall again, there are all kinds of beautiful men.

Looking around, the whole room is really shocking.So much so that Ji Xiao, as a majestic Demon Lord, couldn't control his body trembling when he saw it.

"I don't have such a bad hobby!"

Ji Xiao quickly explained that it's okay for him to see such insulting things alone, and he was followed by a model of righteousness.To make matters worse, the things in the room directly made his invitation to Suzy tonight suspicious: "This house is the reward I got for solving a case for someone else. After I got it, I only used a part of it." I have never entered this guest room at all, and the things here are all left by the previous owner. As for why it has not been cleaned up, it is because this villa was haunted by evil spirits before, and anyone who enters will suffer, so— —”

Although the facts are the same and there is not a single lie, Ji Xiao always feels that the more he explains, the more suspicious he looks, as if there is no silver 300 taels here.

It just has to be explained.

"I know, you don't have to say it."

Ji Xiao was taken aback by the sullen opening, and then he began to feel relieved: It seems that in the eyes of his senior brother, his image is not so absurd.

Ji Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Even if it's cleaned up, I guess you don't want to live in this room anymore, so just change it!"

He took two steps back, squeezed out the depression, and then slammed the door shut: "Hot eyes, hot eyes, don't look at evil."

There was a bit of embarrassment in the air.

He deliberately avoided the gloomy gaze, so naturally he didn't notice the flash of emotion in the other's eyes.

"This should also be a guest room."

Ji Xiao pushed away another bedroom.This time, before pushing it away, he deliberately released his consciousness to check to ensure that similar situations would not occur.

The room was clean and tidy.

Even so, Ji Xiao flicked his sleeves, tables and chairs, tea sets, mattresses, pillows... everything began to shake in the air, and the most professional cleaning equipment in the world could not be more effective than spells.

"Okay, brother, just live here, call me if you need something."

As Ji Xiao said, he left the room and walked towards the master bedroom.

He stared at Ji Xiao's back gloomily until he was completely blocked by a door.

He also closed the bedroom door.

Day two.

Before dawn, Ji Xiao woke up.

He glanced at the time, it was only past five o'clock.

No drowsiness, simply get up directly.

After leaving the bedroom, he saw the opposite door across a long corridor, thinking of Shen Yu sleeping inside, Ji Xiao felt that this was really a very strange thing.

Well, I probably never dreamed that such a day would come.

Going downstairs, there is a complete set of kitchen utensils in the kitchen, but there is no food in the refrigerator.

Ji Xiao used his mobile phone to order some flour and eggs - he knew how to cook before time travelling, but after so many years, the degree of unfamiliarity made it impossible to eat.You can try it for breakfast, but it’s better to go out and eat ready-made lunch and dinner.

Half an hour later, Ji Xiao got the ingredients.

He's going to make some omelets.

So, when Shen Yu came out neatly dressed, he saw Ji Xiao was holding two chopsticks, stirring the mixture of flour and eggs intently.

very cute.

He stepped forward.

Ji Xiao raised his head and said, "Sit there and wait, it will be ready soon, and look forward to the big meal prepared by me in advance!"

"No, you don't have to be idle either. Go and clean up the dining table. I drew symbols on it before. They were all complaining. It's not auspicious."

Shen Yu laughed dumbly: "Okay."

Ten minutes later, Ji Xiao brought a plate of egg pancakes to the table.

He looked at Shen Yu with expectant eyes: "Taste how it tastes."

Shen Yu took a piece with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, chewed and swallowed, and said: "It's hard to find in the world."

"real or fake?"

Ji Xiao actually didn't have much confidence at first, after all, he hadn't done it in N years, so when he heard this, he directly took a piece with his hand and threw it into his mouth, chewing and savoring it carefully.

It's okay.

But it's hard to find something in the world, it's too exaggerated, obviously false.When did depression become this kind of person?

After thinking about it, Xing Yuzong is always clear and watery, gloomy and very rigid, even when he goes down the mountain, he always strictly abides by the rules.In this way, it seems not surprising that he just gave such an evaluation.

"very pitiful."

Ji Xiao looked at the person across from him eating the breakfast he had prepared, looking very satisfied, and couldn't help feeling so secretly.He pondered: Next, I have to take Shen Yu to eat the delicacies on earth.It's too shabby for a dignified immortal to think that egg pancakes are a rare delicacy in the world.

When breakfast was about to end, Ji Xiao suggested: "Staying at home is too boring, why don't you go out for a stroll. As one of the guardians of this world, you need to know more about what the earth looks like, so that your belief in protecting the earth can be firm! "

Shen Yu asked, "Are you with me?"

Ji Xiao said: "That's right. Otherwise, you are not familiar with the place here, can you do it alone?"

After breakfast, the two are ready to go.

Ji Xiao actually didn't think about where to take Shen Yu. To be honest, after returning to Earth from Shanhai Jiuzhou, he didn't go out much by himself.

While waiting for Shen Yu to clean the dishes, he simply sent a request for help on Weibo: "It's rare to take a vacation, I haven't gone out for a long time, do you have any suggestions? It's best to help foreigners quickly understand the earth .(ps: limited to the territory of China, any city is fine)"

Although it was only 06:30 in the morning, as soon as Ji Xiao posted this Weibo, it immediately attracted countless onlookers.

[Huaizhou City is great!Let’s go to the Music Fountain Square in District xx, it’s famous all over the world]

[The people of Wuhu sent an invitation]

[The foreigner... Could it be the Taoist priest in white]

【Do you need a tour guide】

【Want to capture the onlookers】

[Wake up upstairs, you are really courageous to be the devil's illegitimate fan]

【WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIsn’t there a teleportation array, isn’t it possible to arrive in an instant, how are Kangkang’s overseas fans]

【Drink it again】

[Scenic spot?downtown?Or a quiet place? 】

【Anyang Provincial Museum!The 5000-year history has everything that one expects to find, and what is more suitable for foreigners to understand the earth than this! 】

【Ahhhhh, are the couple on their honeymoon?】

【Welcome to Wangyue Mountain】

……

"Let's go."

Shen Yu finished her work and came to Ji Xiao's side, seeing him staring intently at the phone, she couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

Ji Xiao smiled: "It's okay, it's just that I didn't know where to take you, so I posted a Weibo on the Internet to solicit opinions. In just 2 minutes, I have received tens of thousands of replies. Yes Isn't it amazing?"

"By the way, I remember that you bought a mobile phone as soon as you left the mountains, seas and valleys? Do you know how to use it now? The Internet is almost the greatest invention on earth. With thousands of miles away, netizens can send messages to each other , phone calls, and video meetings. Not to mention that there are various games on it, and electronic payments can also be made.”

He said gloomyly: "I have asked someone for advice."

"Oh?"

Ji Xiao asked curiously, "People from Penglai?"

"No, it's a casual cultivator. I saved his life on the day I left Mountain Sea Valley."

"Oh, have you downloaded Weibo?"

"downloaded."

"Oh."

"Still following you."

"Oh. When did it happen? Why didn't I know?"

"The day you changed your name."

"..."

The author says:

I originally planned to write more today, but when I woke up and found out that there was an epidemic 5 kilometers away from my home, my whole body was cracked, and now the community is also closed, crying

感谢在2022-07-0923:00:00~2022-07-1023:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Zhaoyunmuyu, 1 drop;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of lime; 2 bottles of Chaoyun and Muyu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!