Isn't it beautiful to live stream Honmaru's retirement life after retirement?

Xiaohua has been busy tossing the space converter during this period of time, and rarely watches Touken Ranbu TV, and she likes to watch it from Honmaru except for the small short sword, and most of the other swords have developed their own hobbies, so TV shows are very important to them. have limited impact.

Now I watched a lot of programs carefully following the blade of Huang Yuzhi Honmaru through backtracking at a hundred times speed, and I saw a lot of problems at a glance.

For example, TV dramas, in addition to children’s adventure dramas that make people spend money to buy peripherals, there are also romantic dramas in which a certain blade in a certain Honmaru falls in love with a god judge.

The plots of these TV dramas are also bloody and clichéd. For example, in one of the more popular ones, the god judge had a lover in this world at the beginning, but because of the work of the god judge, the two got together less and separated more. Suspected of cheating and betrayal, the lover drank his sorrows in Honmaru, and was comforted by Mikazuki Muneki. Mikazuki also took this opportunity to walk into the heart of the god-judgment, and the god-judger couldn't let go of his lover in this world despite struggling and hesitating. As soon as the lover in this world begged, his heart softened and he agreed, so the judge entered into a state of being on two boats with uneasy conscience. While maintaining a relationship with the lover in this world, he couldn't help being ambiguous with Mikami Tsukimune at the same time...

In the final ending, Sanriyue took away the God-inspector forcefully, and the God-inspector finally faced up to his own heart. Compared with the uneasiness of a long-distance long-distance relationship, Sanriyue, who has been with him for a long time, is more important.

In the eyes of the sword men, this seems to be a "love learning drama" that makes Ren learn how to express love and is moved. Beside the lord", seems to be suspected of instigating the men with swords to seduce the lord.

Another example is when a TV shopping program introduces products and sells high-end tea sets that can increase the star rating of tea. Let Yingmaru stand in front of the camera and instill in the audience that he likes this set of tea sets very much; sell high-end fabrics printed with special charms , Let the cage hand cut Jiang in the camera, all kinds of express hints to the audience, there is no cage hand that does not like this kind of fabric.

--What?Your XXX from Honmaru said he didn't like it?That's definitely because you Honmaru are too poor, and it's all because of your lord's incompetence, who didn't give you enough small punishments!

Let's interview what everyone has to say about Wanwu's newly opened direct shopping store.

"Anding, I saw you bought a video camera just now? It's not cheap."

"Here, Mutsu Mamoru helped me block a knife last time when I was in battle, and I was seriously injured, so I came to buy this advanced camera with unlimited memory as a thank you gift."

"This smiling Mr. Qing Jiang, why did you buy this limited edition floating storage crystal box?"

"Huh? Because tomorrow is the first anniversary of my elder brother coming to our Honmaru, so I bought this crystal box that can float rosary beads as a gift for him—just like a human being celebrates a birthday."

"Where's Xiao Tui? I've seen you here for a long time."

"Well, I, I just came to see it."

"Is there anything interesting about that?"

"Little Tiger's...that clothes."

"Oh? It's the one shown on the shopping channel the day before yesterday. It's made of the same material as the battle uniform. It can intelligently adjust the temperature so that the cubs can stay at a comfortable temperature. It's a pet suit that is warm in winter and cool in summer, right?"

"Well, yes."

"Now that set is 3% off, and it's only limited to 5 sets."

"...3% off, how much is it?"

"Let me take a look for you—it's a small sentence of [-] yuan."

"Two, twenty thousand!? It's almost equal to half a month's salary of the master..."

"What does it matter, go back and talk to your lord, the little tiger is also going to the battlefield, how can he not have a suitable battle uniform?"

Just a shopping channel can stimulate consumption in various ways, but Honmaru, who regards TV programs as one of the few or even the only entertainment activities to pass the leisure time, how many people can afford such high stimulus consumption?

Therefore, there are also late-night gambling programs, sexy (crossed out) Hasebe online lottery, and Hasebe usually acts as the butler of an ordinary Honmaru. Naturally, it is easy to be convincing in the eyes of Zhongren. The lottery official Hasebe often reported that the cumulative amount of the prize pool had increased to several million before the lottery, and then said some problems that Hasebe would worry about in every ordinary Honmaru,——Winter It's here, is my lord's thermal equipment enough?Shouldn't the heating facilities in Honmaru also be updated?How to arrange the 5-day vacation at the end of the year?Is it enough?

And after the lottery, they will also interview the Honmaru who won the lottery the day before, and ask them what they have bought. The winners of the Honmaru are often smiling and talking about what new equipment they bought.

The price of buying 1 lottery number is not high, as long as 100 small pens, no matter how poor the ordinary Honmaru is, everyone has hundreds of small pens a month in pocket money, or they save or go to Wanwu shantytowns and D districts to buy things.

And the birth of the lottery has made some big blades itch to buy so many bets—what if we are the winners?Everyone thinks so.

What?Is it wrong to gamble?Then there are stocks, futures, and high-profit financial products!No money?You can get a loan first!No guarantees required...

After watching Touken Ranbu TV for a few times, she would feel that it was a normal program, but after watching the broadcast for more than a month, Xiaohua immediately discovered that this is a whirlpool that stimulates all kinds of desires and makes people sink. Joy, fear, love, evil... In short, keep stimulating the desires of many blades, and then lead them on a crooked road, brainwashing instilling "happiness" is a money worship theory piled up with small judgments, and further intensifying their mutual confrontation The contradiction between the two is right.

For example, those Bodos I met on the road a few days ago did not study stock trading in depth at all. The same is true of online loan scams for college students.

Withdrew the gathered spiritual power from the corners of the eyes, Xiaohua and Zhuli Yuzhi looked at each other, and all three of them couldn't help but sighed.

So what if there are hundreds of thousands of old blades in this pill?Compared with people's calculations, they have never been real human opponents.

What's more, the times are changing with each passing day, and the scam routines are also being innovated, one after another. The knowledgeable and educated college students in this world can be deceived. Blades, how can they resist such a tailor-made scam for them?

What a scourge.

Especially Huang Yuzhi's Honmaru, which was originally a dark-falling Honmaru polluted by malicious and evil thoughts, finally adjusted a little bit, and now it's irritating, well, it's back to before liberation immediately.

"So the culprit is... the official TV channel they launched?" Huang Yuzhi was speechless, obviously too angry to speak out.

"I'll smash this broken TV when I go back!" Zhuli said with indignation and fear on her face, but fortunately, everyone in her Honmaru is not too addicted to Touken Ranbu TV except for the short sword.

"I guess we should be the first to discover this matter." Xiaohua thought,

"Ordinary god judges are busy supporting their families and don't have the time to follow dramas every day like everyone else. Those with better conditions should not be stingy about buying other entertainment and game equipment."

"So let's smash the TV quickly!" Zhuli patted her chest. Sure enough, fortunately, she bought a lot of entertainment equipment on weekdays. Recently, it snowed in Honmaru and she spent a lot of spiritual energy to build a snow track , I also bought all the ski equipment for everyone.

"Let's do this first, Huang Yu will lock up the TV set in their dormitory first." Xiao Hua nodded, talking to Huang Yuzhi, while starting to draw again,

"I'll help you draw a formation to help you reduce the consumption of purification."

"En." Huang Yuzhi didn't say much, knowing that it was not too late, he immediately opened the door, ready to go to the dormitory to grab the TV.

"I'll help you." Zhuli also went downstairs.

Xiaohua quickly drew up the formation, and noticed that Huang Yuzhi didn't seem to need help, so she sat down with a long sigh of relief, feeling that her tense nerves were relieved.

It has been nearly two months since such a serious matter, and the time government has not noticed it!The head of the TV station, no matter whether he is called "Yanfeng" or codenamed "Jianzun at the Moon Night", in short, he is not a good person!

Does she care?Of course you have to take care of it!

Even if she is no longer a professional hero, she should act bravely when encountering such a thing.

Is she capable of managing it?There should be...

She is the same as the "Yue Ye Jian Zun", isn't she also the highest-level god judge, the time government should listen to her suggestion, right?

So when Huang Yuzhi and Zhuli came back holding the TV, Xiao Hua immediately asked Huang Yuzhi to turn on the time backtracking again, and made a complete copy of the contents inside, preparing to take it to the time government headquarters.

It was late at night when Xiaohua came home, and Zhongbla still thoughtfully kept the lights on. The mentally exhausted Xiaohua decided to take a nap before going - mainly because she didn't know if there was a high-level person knocking on the door of the government headquarters at this time. exist.

On the morning of the second day, Xiaohua, who got up late, was woken up by the laughter downstairs. She walked to the window with sleepy eyes and watched the weather outside the window. She was gliding on the ice of the pond downstairs and had a snowball fight beside her. .

"Princess, are you awake? The expedition team has already set off on time, and breakfast is hot for you!" The snowball fighters had good eyesight and immediately gathered downstairs to greet Xiaohua.

"Morning... Where's Hasebu? I have something to explain!" Xiaohua waved to everyone, and immediately remembered that she still had urgent things to do, and wanted to explain to Honmaru's steward, Nagayabe, immediately.

"If you see him, let him come over in a while, I'll go wash up first..."

"Mr. Hasebe, Mr. Mikazuki, and Mr. Tsuru have all gone to test the ship." Hirano replied immediately.

"Maybe I won't be back until noon." Maeda added.

"My lord, what can you tell us?" Jin Jian jumped up.

"What test ship?" Xiao Hua was at a loss.

"Yesterday, Mr. Crane and the others chipped in to order a yacht." The following began to explain in a hurry,

"Just arrived this morning."

"It is an ultra-luxury yacht that can accommodate 100 people."

"After the adjustment is completed, all of us can go up and play."

"I heard it's interesting. It was introduced on TV that the energy supply of official yachts and Honmaru is connected, so you don't need to buy oil..."

TV, TV again!How did they bypass her app to order the yacht? !

Xiaohua didn't have time to wash up, with her messy forehead hair and pajamas, she went downstairs in a hurry, met Qingguang and Anding in Hiroma on the way,

"My lord, why are you in such a hurry?"

"Eat, have some breakfast, my lord. I heard that if you don't eat breakfast, it's easy to get that, that hypoglycemia."

"Where's Hasebe? Where did they go to sea?" Xiao Hua didn't know how much her blood sugar would be lower if she didn't eat breakfast, but she only knew that her blood pressure was definitely high now.

"Oh~ I just happened to know this. It was the computer waterproof case I sent to Mutsu Mamoru this morning." Anding put down the breakfast plate immediately, and led Xiaohua out.

……

On the endless sea, Tsurumaru was looking around in the hall on the middle floor of the cabin, feeling around,

"Wow, the refrigerator and liquor cabinet are also connected to Honmaru!"

"Drinking juice at sea feels different, it tastes salty and sea breeze." Tsurumaru took out a bottle of strawberry juice, drank a couple of sips, and then took out a few more bottles and handed them to the blade next to him.

"There is also the taste of freedom that escaped from Honmaru." Hikiri took the juice with a smile,

"I don't know if the lord is awake now, will he find that the blade is missing?"

"That's enough, since we've finished testing the yacht and there's nothing wrong with it, let's go back first?" Kagemaru looked out of the cabin with some concern,

"If you drive too far, the lord will worry."

"What's the matter, it's also very interesting to let the lord worry about us moderately from time to time." Hikakiri laughed at his younger brother's timidity.

"It doesn't mean that the lord hasn't woken up yet after we go back, hahaha..." Sanri Yuezong cut in, and his attitude towards continuing to sail or going back home was also ambiguous.

"Hey, my lord will like this ship, right?" Xiaohumaru didn't think too much about it. She was waving a pool cue and learning to play billiards. She only thought that the lord would like this place very much.

"I spent all my pocket money for the past six months."

"Be serious, I'm going to win again." Taking advantage of Xiaohumaru's inattention, Da Baoping collected all the remaining balls in one shot.

"The money was originally given to us by the lord." Yingwan sat at the side and drank tea leisurely.

"That's right, money is something outside of the body." Karasuma, who was also holding tea next to him, nodded in agreement.

"Are you seasick? We don't feel anything, but it's too cold on the deck now. It would be great to bask in the sun in summer. Let's stay here in winter." The live broadcast Mutsu Mamoru came in from the outside at this time, chatting with the audience to the camera interactive,

"This is the entertainment hall, with a pool table, a bar, an open kitchen and dining room, and a place where you can sing."

"Mutsu Mamoru, continue."

Tsurumaru took another bottle of juice and threw it to Mutsu Mori, and then took his own juice and prepared to go to the deck to enjoy the time alone.

"Wow——the sea breeze is really great!" Tsurumaru stood at the bow of the boat, stretching out his arms to feel the sea breeze,

"—Huh huh huh???"

"what!!!???"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"What's wrong?!"

"What happened on the deck!?"

"My lord, my lord?"

"You, why are you here?"

"Where should I be? Sleeping on the bed?" Xiaohuapi looked at the group of Ren who watched some bad TVs and then learned to sail away from home without saying hello.

The author has something to say:

Let me warn the readers, this article is coming to an end... To be honest, I know that my writing skills are terrible, and my ability to control the article is extremely poor. When I first conceived this article, I never thought about writing a live broadcast. I only designed farming and crossing, but now I find that the crossing part is really impossible to write, because I have to be responsible to you who bought V. I originally designed the crossing world, except for my English, which is considered popular ( Let’s be honest)… The rest is all my own selfishness to make up for my childhood shadows and regrets, and it’s all super unpopular old fans such as the Holy Spear Nun and the Bond of Reasoning _(:з」∠)_... Many readers expressed their dislike for the last vampire knight world, and they were confused. I thought that vampire knights are relatively popular... The rest of the world is getting colder than the other, so let’s open a free episode in the future. In case you book it and say you don't like it... that's it... In short, it should be finished within this month.