Isn't it beautiful to live stream Honmaru's retirement life after retirement?

The leisurely days pass extremely quickly, and the moon (August) has passed in a blink of an eye. On the Qixi Festival, Xiaohua has no one who can spend with her according to the current Valentine's Day customs in Huaguo, and she does not want to bother Zhongdao for her. If people do some strange blessing activities, they simply stay in Wanwu's shop and work all day.

The time has come to the last month of autumn this year. On the 9st of Nagatsuki (September), Urashima Kotoru was on duty for the first time today. He was delighted and nervous to wake up half an hour earlier than usual to take care of himself and his companions. The body animal is Guiji.

Putting on the team uniform that the second brother Hachisuka Kotoru helped to iron in advance, and with the encouragement of his eldest brother Sone Kotoru, he brushed Kamekichi's tortoise shell shiny, and Urashima Kotoru walked out In the dormitory, I took out the small notes I had copied long ago and started to work.

"Well, first of all, we have to go to the outer door and take out today's official documents from the mailbox..." Urashima Kotoru read as he walked towards the outer door,

"It should be noted that the secondary important and useless official documents need to be preliminarily screened out and classified for the convenience of the Lord's reading..."

When he reached the outer door, Urashima Kotoru put away his small notes and opened the mailbox, only to find a huge package stuffed in the mailbox.

"This, is this a particularly important document?! 0 mouth 0"

The young boy Wakisashi carried the package back to the castle tower with a single blade, and was very excited. Emma encountered important documents when he was on duty for the first time!

"Urashima Toru, I was looking for you. Today is... what is this? Is it something the lord ordered?" Hasebe was planning to ask Urashima Toru to wait for the lord, but found that Urashima Toru had already actively Do the work ahead of time.

"Look at the sign above, it's an important official document from the time government." Urashima Tiger Toru's eyes sparkled,

"Hey, can we take a look ahead?"

"How can there be such a big official document..." Hasebe was also curious about the contents of the package, but he stopped Urashima Kotoru at first,

"Since it is an important official document sent by the time government, let the lord check it out in person."

After arriving at the o'clock, Xiaohua came down on time. At this time, there were already many people around the huge package in Guangjian.

"Why are you stuck here if you don't go to the cafeteria for breakfast?"

"My lord, an important document came today. We asked Honosuke, and Honosuke said he didn't know." Zhongren was very curious about the huge package, and waited for Xiaohua to go downstairs to open the package.

"Even you don't know?" Xiaohua glanced at Foxnosuke, who blinked innocently.

No way, Xiaohua can only satisfy everyone's curiosity, and directly opened the package, and inside is a huge display screen, Xiaohua knows that this is a very cheap official TV set on Wanwu. sent a letter,

[Respected god judges and Touken gentlemen, in order to enrich the fun of life in Honmaru, Touken Ranbu TV is now open, hereby present audio-visual devices for all Honmaru, please look forward to more exciting programs. 】The inscription is the time government.

Oh, it turned out that it was the time when the government launched an official TV channel and distributed all the articles and a TV for free. After reading the letter, Xiaohua understood the situation and put the letter aside.

"It seems that the legendary Tsukiyomi-sama has already established a TV station. It is really a big deal to send a TV to each Honmaru."

Foxosuke, who was squatting by the side, raised his back paws and tapped his furry chin. After speaking, he remembered that the "thigh" he hugged was also very thick, and immediately rubbed against the "thigh" flatteringly,

"Of course, in my opinion, you are the most powerful little flower lord. When the expansion of Wanwu is completed, everyone will be surprised!"

"There's no comparison." Xiaohua shrugged, there are so many powerful people in the world, one can't belittle oneself, and at the same time, one can't be arrogant.

"What? It turned out to be a TV."

Most of them are not interested when they see it is a TV. Not to mention that there is a large screen on the rostrum in the wide room, which is usually used for group activities and played as background sound. They also have a special movie room where you can watch 3D As for movies, if you have a favorite TV show, you will also buy a small one to use in your room.

"Wow!——"Touken Ranbu TV"? I'm so looking forward to it! I don't know what program is there?" However, You Ren immediately became very interested in the official TV channel released by the Time Government, thinking about watching it now,

"My lord, why don't you take a look..."

"Okay, okay, let's take this extra TV to the cafeteria." Xiaohua had no choice but to agree.

——How did she pamper a group of male blades who are used to sharing meals and eating in silence step by step into ordinary nerds who eat while watching TV and laughing and chatting...

The temperature in the early morning in the mountains in autumn is not high, only 10 degrees, and there is a layer of mist. However, Xiaohua has strong spiritual power, and the heating system has been installed early. The indoor area of ​​​​Honmaru will maintain a constant temperature of 23 degrees Celsius, which is comfortable and pleasant. Everyone Groups of three or five chattered through the corridor and walked towards the cafeteria.

In the cafeteria, Guangzhong and Dagulijialuo have already prepared today's breakfast. Plates of all kinds of drunk, pickled, smoked and marinated side dishes are placed on the bar for everyone to pick up. The hot white rice in the iron kettle, There is also freshly cooked soft tofu in a large iron pot with various homemade seasonings on the side.

Xiaohua chose two side dishes, scooped a bowl of rice, cut a piece of tender tofu, and then made a dipping dish for tofu according to her own habits.

Now the products of Honmaru are really rich. Not only soy sauce and sugar, etc., from raw materials to seasoning products are self-made, but also many other seasonings from Xiaohua's hometown have also been processed.

Qingqing City, Xiaohua's hometown, is located in the southwest of China. It is cold, humid, mountainous and foggy in autumn and winter, so people like to eat spicy and oily food to get rid of the "moisture" in the body. The current autumn climate in Honmaru is similar to Xiaohua's hometown. Autumn and winter are very similar, so Xiaohua can't help but want to eat spicy food.

As a person who likes to eat spicy places, Xiaohua is also very good at changing the source of spiciness - chili peppers, so the canteen is full of seasonings made from various chili peppers without knowing it.

There are "cooked chili peppers" that are roasted and pounded like rice cakes, "chopped peppers" that are chopped fresh peppers and then marinated with salt, garlic and ginger mince, and dried peppers that are added with pepper, cinnamon, "Chili powder", which is ground into powder from star anise, and "oil spicy" made by pouring cooked vegetable oil on the chili powder...

Although it was early in the morning, Xiaohua still thought that eating tender tofu with only soy sauce bonito flakes was too bland for her, so she added various chili oil and chopped peppers when making the dipping sauce, and finally sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions, which was perfect.

And the tortoise shell Zhenzong and Baxing Naginata who followed Xiaohua also followed suit. What kind of seasoning did Xiaohua add? Hasebe in the distance snorted coldly.

Xiaohua took her breakfast and found a vacant seat and sat down. The TV was almost installed by the corner of the wall. She was not very interested in the official channels, so she didn't wait and started eating.

When the chopsticks poked the tender tofu, it reached the bottom of the bowl, and with a light pinch and flip, a piece of tofu was picked up on the chopsticks, and then put the white tender tofu into the dipping bowl and wrapped it around. Evenly dip in soy sauce, chili oil, soy sauce and green onion, then scoop it up and put it on the fragrant rice, use the rice to absorb the excess sauce, and finally eat it with the rice into your mouth, the sweetness and sweetness of soy products The slightly salty and spicy taste of the dipping sauce is perfectly balanced by chewing.

"Why do you want to put a TV in the cafeteria all of a sudden?" Guangzhong and some other blades came directly to the cafeteria early in the morning. Naturally, they didn't know what happened in the room before, and they were waiting to put on the TV with great interest. .

"It's time for the government to launch a TV channel." Bao Ding rushed to answer,

"I'm looking forward to it, I don't know what program will be there."

The huge TV is hung in the corner of the cafeteria. Adjust the angle so that the whole cafeteria, including the kitchen, can see it at a glance. Finally, it can be opened to have a look.

Turn on the first channel on the TV, which is the TV logo with the same Sword Ranwu printed on the upper right corner as the Shenzhe APP in the mobile phone, and the program that is being broadcast is a pair of time government workers wearing purple hunting clothes. A man and a woman are sitting together Play the morning news together.

"The following is the news report of our station's opening ceremony this morning."

"Master Yue Ye Jianzun delivered an important speech at the opening ceremony..."

The TV screen switched to Wanwu Commercial Street, the top of the mountain at the center of the junction of ABCD4 districts, the skyscraper where the time government office is located, and a huge building built next to it, which is the official TV station.

In the cutting ceremony in front of the TV station, the arrogant self-proclaimed Moon God "Yue Ye Jian Zun" appeared on the screen.

It was an indescribable man, wearing a black suit jacket and a dark blue priest robe, with a golden cross hanging around his neck. He was dressed like a church priest. His appearance was very ordinary, but his black eyes under his black hair looked like The abyss is as penetrating, just staring at the camera with a blank expression makes the audience in front of the TV feel that this person is absolutely Fei Shan.

Xiao Hua took a mouthful of hot tofu and got stuck in her neck. Damn, isn't this the same "Yan Feng" who tricked her into becoming a bronze-level god judge in Honmaru back then?

"Cough cough cough..."

"My lord, please be careful." Yizheng, who was about to sit, hurriedly served tofu soup.

"Thank you..." Xiao Hua had just drank two sips of tofu soup and recovered, and there were coughing sounds one after another at the two places where Ba Xing and Guijia Zhenzong were located...

At this time, on the TV screen, the morning news has come to an end, and the program preview that pops up at the bottom is a promotional animation that has been broadcast in the present world of various god judges. I think it is because the TV station has just been established, and there are not enough programs to support the whole day. various time periods.

Xiao Hua thought about it carefully, although she was indeed tricked by Yue Ye Jian Zun into the Honmaru as a god interrogator, but she lost her horse and got the home she wanted most, so she couldn't hate Yue Ye Jian Zun , and even thanked him very much.

After the cartoon started broadcasting, the Blades lost interest. Isn't this their daily routine, but they are different from the "self" in the cartoon.

On the contrary, Hana is the main character. It was the first time I saw a promotional animation that was released in other worlds. I watched an episode with relish during the whole breakfast time. Seeing that Horikawa Kunihiro was injured in the animation, I couldn’t help but look at my own home. Horikawa Kunihiro, he will have to go out in a while.

"My lord, please don't worry, I'm very strong now, and I won't get hurt if I encounter violations." Horikawa, who had already changed into the uniform, immediately comforted Xiaohua.

Oh, yes, I have eaten a thick layer of dust when I entered the room idle.Thinking back, Xiaohua finished her breakfast with peace of mind, and then sent off the team for the battle and expedition.

Poke the space converter, as usual, still can't find a new spirit land, Xiaohua chose an orange-labeled spirit world to see if she can go there, the orange spirit world only needs to load Wait for 1 hour, and you don't need to generate an identity.

After experiencing the world of heavy spirits once, Xiaohua is not as imaginary as before. What are you afraid of? Vampires can be beaten to the ground by her, and there is a world that cannot be dealt with.

Strolling back to the inner courtyard, the "Mutsu Shou crew" who did not go out for battle and expedition missions today started work on time again.

"National Bank, come on!" The cheerleaders composed of Yingwan and Aizen cheered from the side.

"Hakata, show your momentum!" Ranhe Maeda, Atsushi and other Toshiro brothers also came to cheer for Hakata.

If you want to roam the rivers and lakes, money is not a foreign matter, so the plot this time is that the protagonist played by Da Baoping goes to the village to rob the rich and help the poor to become a rich and unkind profiteer. .

"Action." Mutsu Mamoru issued an instruction holding up a small horn.

"Hmph, you want to rob me, and you don't even look at your own weight?" Hakata, wearing a gorgeous hakama with Koshu gold patterns embroidered with gold thread, got out of the sedan chair, with a golden folding fan in his hand. snapped open,

"Teach him a lesson!"

The original plot was that the profiteer played by Hakata relied on his ability to go up and fight with the protagonist, but now he is temporarily stuffed into the role of Akashi National Bank, and Hakata can only act as a mascot.

"Yes, yes." Akashi Kuniyuki, who was temporarily stuffed into the crew, wore his own uniform, slumped his shoulders, and walked in front of Zao Dabaoping, explaining the meaning of the word "stick reading" in person,

"Come on, let's take the move... Ah, it's too strong, I can't beat it, ah, I'm going to lose..."

"Cut!" Mutsu Mamoru was dissatisfied and picked up the small horn again,

"Akashi, a rich businessman won't raise such a frustrated samurai, you have to get into the role and be aggressive!"

"Oh, it's so troublesome," Akashi sighed,

"Pick yourself up or something, unless it's a real—yawn..."

"Then how about we have a real fight?" Da Baoping immediately suggested.

"No, no, we promised the lord that there will be no accidents. It's not good to be injured if you hit the blade." Mutsu kept shaking his head.

"Hey...how about it, why don't we force National Bank to participate in the performance?" Hotaru also sighed, muttering to discuss with Aizen,

"We just want him to come out and move around more, don't just stay in the room hugging the TV all the time, and we don't necessarily have to let him act."

"However, if he has nothing to do, he will lie back in the room immediately, and it will be difficult to pull him out of the room." Ai Ran was also very entangled, but he knew that it would not be good for the National Bank to delay the progress of the filming.

"How about I ask Akashi to go out with me?" Seeing that the two little ones were worried about their parents, Xiaohua couldn't help making a suggestion.

"My lord!" Hotaru and Aizen's eyes lit up.

"Akashi, come here." Xiaohua beckoned to Akashi who was in a state of distress in the shooting location.

"You want something from me?" No matter how lazy Akashi Guoxing was, he was still happy to rush to the lord's call.

"Well, go out for a stroll with me." Xiao Hua nodded.

"Ah..." Although Akashi wanted to ask, "Isn't this the job of a valet or Hasebe?", but thinking about it, even if he went out to help the lord carry things, it was a rare opportunity to be alone, so he wisely chose to remain silent.

"Mutsumori, I asked Akashi to go out to do business with me, you guys should shoot other scenes first!" Xiaohua borrowed the actors from the director.

"My lord, do you want to go out? I want to go too!" Seeing that Xiao Hua was going out, Urashima Toru also wanted to go with her.

Xiaohua thought that at this time, it is also necessary to bring one, and it is also necessary to bring two, and it happens that the two blades are both wearing battle uniforms and wearing their own swords, so she nodded in agreement.

"Huh? So you're not going to Wanwu?" Akashi saw Xiaohua walking in front of the space converter, so he knew that he was not going to Wanwu.

"Well, I don't even know about adventures in another world," Xiao Hua nodded,

"Don't worry, I will protect you both. If there is any danger, you two will turn back into the sword of your own body."

"Yes, please, please." Mingshi Guoxing said yes.

"No need, I'm sure I can protect my lord!" Urashima Tiger Toru shook his head excitedly.

Xiaohua was amused by the reaction of the two blades, activated the space converter, and landed directly in a different world.

Two hours later, the space converter started up again, and Xiaohua brought Akashi Kokugo and Urashima Kotoru back home with a suppressed smile on her face.

Akashi Kokuko looked aggrieved and indignant, but Urashima Kotoru was really happy for Akashi Kokoku.

"Mr. Akashi, it's really interesting to raise small animals." Seeing that Akashi's complexion was not good, Urashima Toru sincerely persuaded him.

"If you want to raise this thing, you can raise it." Akashi glared at Urashima Kotoru, thinking that it was no big deal for him to watch the fun.

"I already have Kamekichi." Urashima Toru seemed not to feel Akashi's anger, tilting his head and rubbing the little turtle on his shoulder.

"..." Xiaohua turned her head and glanced at the lazy knife behind Akashi, because it hadn't moved for a while, it had already sat on the spot and lay down lazily,

"Akashi, why don't you get some juice for it? It seems to like juice very much."

The place where they landed this time seemed to be an ordinary small town in Heguo, but as she walked, Xiaohua discovered that this world is full of little monsters with low attack power, and cicadas and mosquitoes can become monsters, but they are harmful to people. It is not harmful, and because it is too weak, most of them will shiver and hide away when they meet Xiao Hua.

Xiaohua walked around the town with her two blades, and just when she felt that there was nothing to do and was about to go home, Akashi happened to walk to a vending machine, which might be "same-sex attracts". Out came out this true knife spirit who called himself a lazy sword, and he hugged Akashi's feet life and death and stopped moving.

"……Yes."

Akashi Guoxing looked at the ugly lazy knife under his feet with complicated eyes, and walked back to the courtyard aggrieved, but when Akashi moved his feet, the lazy knife sitting on the ground stood up with a bitter face, He ran away behind Akashi.

Sure enough, Zen Honmaru's blade was very interested in the little knife spirit who came back with Akashi, and soon gathered around to study it.

Can you not be curious, when the knife is shaken, eyes and mouth grow out of the handle, as well as thin hands and feet, but the blade and blade become decorations like hats, and the blade becomes a soft hanging The edge of the knife.

"Hey... the blades of the vibrating knives are soft when I came back from Akashi's national tour. Is it really useful? Is it still a vibrating knife?" Not only Akashi himself, but many blades also dislike lazy knives.

"Oh oh, did it become like this by itself? It's amazing." The little knives were simple-minded, and they didn't discriminate against this ugly knife spirit at all.

"What kind of knife are you? A short knife or a knife?" Yingwan boldly went up to pinch the new pet brought back by the Bank of China,

"can you talk?"

The lazy knife lying on the tatami took a bitter look at Yingwan, picked up the glass of juice in front of him with difficulty, and turned around...

"Can't talk? Why does it feel like it's stupid?" Hotaru blinked.

"..." Aizen didn't want to speak anymore.

Hey, today is also a day to worry about the Bank of China.

The author has something to say:

Lazy Knife (also translated as Lazy Knife) is from Yokai Watch series. This series is not popular in China, so Du Niang can’t find pictures. If you want to see what it looks like, you need to search [ダラケ刀] on Google. It’s really ugly, and The expression is always bitter and bitter... But I just somehow feel that this product is very similar to Akashi National Bank, and even the color of the handle is purple (laughing and crying)...