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Chapter 53
Why did Levi appear in his world?This is an accident caused by uncomplicated reasons.
And the uncomplicated reason is that Levi was also eaten by giants.
It took a long time for Lu Zheng to learn about it from Levi.Regarding the result of being eaten by a giant and traveling through, Lu Zheng thought of a subtle mood, and the God who dared to travel through opened the tunnel through the giant's stomach.As for the reason why Levi was so easily eaten by giants, Levi chose not to talk about it, but explained that it was the human side that won the final battle, so Lu Zheng didn't go any further, and he didn't have the time. Keep going.
Levi traveled to this world as the deity, but he appeared in the school as a foreign instructor.A few days after meeting Levi, Lu Zheng found out that this guy actually robbed a foreign instructor he met on the street, and then the principal of the school mistakenly took him back to school as the instructor himself, and became a military trainer. instructor.
After Lu Zheng knew the ins and outs of Levi's appearance in the school, big trouble had already occurred.Although the foreign instructor who was robbed by Levi couldn't speak the language, and his certificate was also lost during the robbery, two days later, the exasperated instructor still led a large group of people to kill the school.
The foreign instructor was robbed in their country. Although it was an insult to the instructor who was a soldier, it could really constitute an extremely serious diplomatic accident.
The foreign instructor led a large group of people into the school, and when he passed the playground, he was seen by Lu Zheng who was in class.Combined with the instructor's angrily saying something to the people around him, Lu Zheng immediately thought that this person was here for Levi.He didn't care about the class, he hurriedly told the teacher, rushed out of the teacher, found Levi in the teacher's dormitory, and ran away without saying a word.Not to mention the seriousness of Levi's robbery of foreign instructors, it's just that Levi's current state of complete lack of identification, being caught is really no joke.
The foreign instructor made a fuss for a while, but he couldn't find Levi in the end, so he had to give up in the end, and returned home aggrieved after the military training at Luzheng University.
It is very troublesome for Levi to not have a certificate, but fortunately, Lu Zheng's little Tang Zhe has a relationship with his family, so he quickly got Levi an identity certificate, which is not a fake certificate on the market, but the kind Even if you get it to the police station, you can't find out the documents.
However, before Lu Zheng could breathe a sigh of relief after the certificate issue was resolved, Levi caused another headache for Lu Zheng.
Nima's!Levi actually became their school's physical education teacher!And it was recruited through the headmaster's personal application...
When Lu Zheng saw Levi in physical education class, he really felt his heart stopped for a few minutes.
——Give you a certificate, not for you to come to the school to apply for a physical education teacher with the certificate, hey!
Although Lu Zheng protested against Levi in private, based on the other party's completely unmoved attitude, Levi has been working as a physical education teacher at school until the end of the semester and the winter vacation.
It was night, at the dining table of the Lu family, Lu's father, Lu's mother, Lu's sister and Lu Zheng, a family of four were having dinner.
"Before I went to Africa, didn't you already decide to study in the United States? Why didn't you fly back after I left?" Sister Lu pinched Lu Zheng's cheek with one hand, squinting her eyes and questioning.
"It hurts, hurts, hurts! Let go!" Lu Zheng gritted his teeth and grabbed his elder sister's hand, but was waved away by the other party, and the strength of his hand pinching his cheek became stronger.
"Tell me! Why did you suddenly regret it and come back? Is it like what grandpa said-you have a girlfriend in China?"
"No..." Grandpa, you've lied to me again...
Sister Lu: "I don't believe it!"
Lu Zheng: "..." What do you want me to do if you don't believe me?
Sister Lu reached out to take the chicken leg from Lu Zheng's bowl, and said, "Do you want to tell me? If you don't, the chicken leg will be gone!"
Lu Zheng: "..." Do you think I was a child?Can a chicken leg make me submit?
Just when Sister Lu was bullying her younger brother vigorously, the doorbell rang suddenly.
"It's so late, who is it?" Saying this, Sister Lu had already let go of Lu Zheng's cheek, got up and opened the door.
The door was opened, and there was a man standing outside the door, slightly shorter than her, holding two bottles of gift-wrapped Nurhong in his hands.It was Levi.
Sister Lu: "Who are you?"
Levi: "Levi."
Sister Lu: "Who are you looking for?"
Levi: "Lu Zheng."
Sister Lu: "What are you doing?"
Levi: "Propose."
Sister Lu narrowed her eyes.
Proposal?Looking for Lu Zheng?Is this man who is shorter than her here to propose to her brother? !After digesting the information, a certain nerve in Sister Lu's head broke instantly.Flicking the cotton slippers on his feet, he kicked Levi in the face.
Levi turned sideways to avoid Sister Lu's flying kick, but he didn't want to meet Sister Lu's murderous fist immediately after, Levi could only raise his free hand to block.After this block, it was out of control. Sister Lu's attack became fierce in an instant, and the unilateral attack turned into a fight.
Lu Zheng heard the movement from the entrance, and was about to go out to have a look, when he saw his eldest sister and Levi moving towards them while holding hands.
What the hell is going on? ! ! !
Lu Zheng was so shocked by the situation in front of him that his mind was confused. Before he could recover, Levi who consciously moved towards him stuffed two bottles of wine into his arms.As soon as Lu Zheng lowered his head, he saw the words "Daughter Red" on the gift box.
Daughter red?Why did you give him this?
While Lu Zheng was holding his daughter Hong in a daze, the fight between Levi and Sister Lu was still going on.Sister Lu's Kung Fu is the same as Lu Zheng's, taught by Grandpa Lu himself, and Sister Lu is much more active in learning Kung Fu than Lu Zheng, so Sister Lu's skills are excellent, and ordinary men really can't beat her.Although it is true that he is not Levi's opponent, but when Levi deliberately released the water, the two came and went, and it was really hard to tell the winner for a while.
"What are you eating? The food is cold." Lu's father said as he picked up a vegetable and was about to put it in his mouth.
"This dwarf said he came to propose to our youngest!"
Sister Lu roared, Lu Zheng immediately petrified, Mother Lu stopped scooping up the soup, and the vegetables that Father Lu put to his mouth fell on the table together with the chopsticks in his hand.
"Proposal... Marriage...? Proposal to your sister!" Father Lu reached out and took off the rimless glasses he used to pretend to be gentle, rolled up his sleeves and joined the battle between Levi and Sister Lu, and together with Sister Lu attacked Levi with two hands you.
Lu's father is a university professor who teaches history.However, when Lu's father was a student, with his kung fu, he almost gathered a group of younger brothers to form a gangster. In the end, he became a law-abiding university teacher. This is entirely due to Lu's mother, which is the so-called power of love.
Lu's father has been a good man for many years, but it doesn't mean that his skills have followed him.
Compared with Sister Lu's attack, Father Lu is obviously much more ruthless.After Lu's father joined the battle, Levi, who didn't dare to do his best due to the identities of the two people in the battle, was soon at a disadvantage.
Lu Zheng was watching the battle between the three of them for a while, when he suddenly heard the sound of a spoon hitting a porcelain bowl, he turned his head reflexively, and saw Mother Lu standing up.
Lu Zheng's body trembled, and without thinking, he rushed over and hugged his mother's waist.
"Mom! Don't go!"
Lu's mother looked down at her son who was hugging her waist, and said, "Don't worry, mom won't pass. Have you forgotten that mom can't kung fu?"
Lu Zheng: "Uh..." He really forgot... Hey, he hugged the wrong person, he should have hugged his dad when his dad rushed out.
While hugging my mother's waist and choking silently, I heard Lu's mother say coolly to the three who were not far away, who were beating in full swing: "Have you had enough beating? Stop when you've had enough beating."
As soon as the words fell, Father Lu and Sister Lu over there stopped their movements and retreated almost at the same time, jumping out of the battle circle.
Although Lu's mother has no force value, the absolute prestige in the Lu family belongs to Lu's mother.
Lu's father and Lu's sister returned to the dining table, and Lu's mother turned her eyes to Levi: "Are you here to propose? With our youngest Lu Zheng?"
"Yes." Levi replied simply.
Mother Lu: "He's a male, not a female."
Lu Zheng: "..." What are male and female?
Levi: "I know."
Mother Lu: "...I see, then, you can go out now."
Levi didn't move, he stood there and looked at Lu's mother.After a long time, the two seemed to have reached a certain consensus in their eyes. Levi turned his eyes away, took a deep look at Lu Zheng, and then walked out of Lu's house without saying a word.
When the sound of the door closing came, Lu's mother looked at her waist and did not let go, but her eyes fell on the direction Levi was leaving.After being silent for a while, he said, "Stinky boy, how long are you going to hug?"
Lu Zheng was taken aback for a moment, immediately withdrew his hand, and looked at Mother Lu awkwardly.
"What do you think?" Mother Lu asked Lu Zhengdao.
"what?"
"What do you think of the man who proposed?"
Lu Zheng was silent, and looked down at the floor beside his feet.
Mother Lu: "Have you made a decision yet?"
Lu Zheng whispered: "Yes."
Mother Lu: "I hope you don't regret it."
Lu Zheng raised his head suddenly, looked at Mother Lu seriously, and said, "I won't regret it."
Seeing Lu Zheng get up and rush out of the house, Sister Lu looked at Mother Lu with dissatisfaction: "Mom! Why did you let him go?"
Lu's mother: "Then what do you say? This is because Xiaozheng likes that person."
Sister Lu: "Tie him up and lock him in the room. After a while he will forget about that dwarf."
Mother Lu: "...Do you think this is useful? You don't know what kind of temper your brother has?"
Sister Lu pursed her lips and stopped talking.Of course she is very clear about Lu Zheng's temper, he looks very easy-going, but after making a decision, he will never change his stubborn temper.
Lu Zheng didn't go far after chasing him, and saw Levi standing under the street lamp.
"You didn't leave!" Lu Zheng approached Levi and said.
Levi: "I'm waiting for you."
Lu Zheng: "How do you know I will definitely come out?"
At that time, you who could push me away and let yourself fall into the giant's mouth, how could you not come out?Moreover, even if you don't come out, I will always wait for you.
Levi didn't say the words, but took off his coat and put it on Lu Zheng, then changed the subject: "Why did you come out like this?"
Lu Zheng lowered his head, saw the cotton slippers on the bear's head, scratched his head and said, "I forgot to change my clothes and shoes."
Levi: "You can be a little more stupid."
The author has something to say: It's officially over!
Although the title is a side story, this can actually be regarded as the final chapter.
Thanks to the girl who has been chasing until the end, uh, is there a man?
And the uncomplicated reason is that Levi was also eaten by giants.
It took a long time for Lu Zheng to learn about it from Levi.Regarding the result of being eaten by a giant and traveling through, Lu Zheng thought of a subtle mood, and the God who dared to travel through opened the tunnel through the giant's stomach.As for the reason why Levi was so easily eaten by giants, Levi chose not to talk about it, but explained that it was the human side that won the final battle, so Lu Zheng didn't go any further, and he didn't have the time. Keep going.
Levi traveled to this world as the deity, but he appeared in the school as a foreign instructor.A few days after meeting Levi, Lu Zheng found out that this guy actually robbed a foreign instructor he met on the street, and then the principal of the school mistakenly took him back to school as the instructor himself, and became a military trainer. instructor.
After Lu Zheng knew the ins and outs of Levi's appearance in the school, big trouble had already occurred.Although the foreign instructor who was robbed by Levi couldn't speak the language, and his certificate was also lost during the robbery, two days later, the exasperated instructor still led a large group of people to kill the school.
The foreign instructor was robbed in their country. Although it was an insult to the instructor who was a soldier, it could really constitute an extremely serious diplomatic accident.
The foreign instructor led a large group of people into the school, and when he passed the playground, he was seen by Lu Zheng who was in class.Combined with the instructor's angrily saying something to the people around him, Lu Zheng immediately thought that this person was here for Levi.He didn't care about the class, he hurriedly told the teacher, rushed out of the teacher, found Levi in the teacher's dormitory, and ran away without saying a word.Not to mention the seriousness of Levi's robbery of foreign instructors, it's just that Levi's current state of complete lack of identification, being caught is really no joke.
The foreign instructor made a fuss for a while, but he couldn't find Levi in the end, so he had to give up in the end, and returned home aggrieved after the military training at Luzheng University.
It is very troublesome for Levi to not have a certificate, but fortunately, Lu Zheng's little Tang Zhe has a relationship with his family, so he quickly got Levi an identity certificate, which is not a fake certificate on the market, but the kind Even if you get it to the police station, you can't find out the documents.
However, before Lu Zheng could breathe a sigh of relief after the certificate issue was resolved, Levi caused another headache for Lu Zheng.
Nima's!Levi actually became their school's physical education teacher!And it was recruited through the headmaster's personal application...
When Lu Zheng saw Levi in physical education class, he really felt his heart stopped for a few minutes.
——Give you a certificate, not for you to come to the school to apply for a physical education teacher with the certificate, hey!
Although Lu Zheng protested against Levi in private, based on the other party's completely unmoved attitude, Levi has been working as a physical education teacher at school until the end of the semester and the winter vacation.
It was night, at the dining table of the Lu family, Lu's father, Lu's mother, Lu's sister and Lu Zheng, a family of four were having dinner.
"Before I went to Africa, didn't you already decide to study in the United States? Why didn't you fly back after I left?" Sister Lu pinched Lu Zheng's cheek with one hand, squinting her eyes and questioning.
"It hurts, hurts, hurts! Let go!" Lu Zheng gritted his teeth and grabbed his elder sister's hand, but was waved away by the other party, and the strength of his hand pinching his cheek became stronger.
"Tell me! Why did you suddenly regret it and come back? Is it like what grandpa said-you have a girlfriend in China?"
"No..." Grandpa, you've lied to me again...
Sister Lu: "I don't believe it!"
Lu Zheng: "..." What do you want me to do if you don't believe me?
Sister Lu reached out to take the chicken leg from Lu Zheng's bowl, and said, "Do you want to tell me? If you don't, the chicken leg will be gone!"
Lu Zheng: "..." Do you think I was a child?Can a chicken leg make me submit?
Just when Sister Lu was bullying her younger brother vigorously, the doorbell rang suddenly.
"It's so late, who is it?" Saying this, Sister Lu had already let go of Lu Zheng's cheek, got up and opened the door.
The door was opened, and there was a man standing outside the door, slightly shorter than her, holding two bottles of gift-wrapped Nurhong in his hands.It was Levi.
Sister Lu: "Who are you?"
Levi: "Levi."
Sister Lu: "Who are you looking for?"
Levi: "Lu Zheng."
Sister Lu: "What are you doing?"
Levi: "Propose."
Sister Lu narrowed her eyes.
Proposal?Looking for Lu Zheng?Is this man who is shorter than her here to propose to her brother? !After digesting the information, a certain nerve in Sister Lu's head broke instantly.Flicking the cotton slippers on his feet, he kicked Levi in the face.
Levi turned sideways to avoid Sister Lu's flying kick, but he didn't want to meet Sister Lu's murderous fist immediately after, Levi could only raise his free hand to block.After this block, it was out of control. Sister Lu's attack became fierce in an instant, and the unilateral attack turned into a fight.
Lu Zheng heard the movement from the entrance, and was about to go out to have a look, when he saw his eldest sister and Levi moving towards them while holding hands.
What the hell is going on? ! ! !
Lu Zheng was so shocked by the situation in front of him that his mind was confused. Before he could recover, Levi who consciously moved towards him stuffed two bottles of wine into his arms.As soon as Lu Zheng lowered his head, he saw the words "Daughter Red" on the gift box.
Daughter red?Why did you give him this?
While Lu Zheng was holding his daughter Hong in a daze, the fight between Levi and Sister Lu was still going on.Sister Lu's Kung Fu is the same as Lu Zheng's, taught by Grandpa Lu himself, and Sister Lu is much more active in learning Kung Fu than Lu Zheng, so Sister Lu's skills are excellent, and ordinary men really can't beat her.Although it is true that he is not Levi's opponent, but when Levi deliberately released the water, the two came and went, and it was really hard to tell the winner for a while.
"What are you eating? The food is cold." Lu's father said as he picked up a vegetable and was about to put it in his mouth.
"This dwarf said he came to propose to our youngest!"
Sister Lu roared, Lu Zheng immediately petrified, Mother Lu stopped scooping up the soup, and the vegetables that Father Lu put to his mouth fell on the table together with the chopsticks in his hand.
"Proposal... Marriage...? Proposal to your sister!" Father Lu reached out and took off the rimless glasses he used to pretend to be gentle, rolled up his sleeves and joined the battle between Levi and Sister Lu, and together with Sister Lu attacked Levi with two hands you.
Lu's father is a university professor who teaches history.However, when Lu's father was a student, with his kung fu, he almost gathered a group of younger brothers to form a gangster. In the end, he became a law-abiding university teacher. This is entirely due to Lu's mother, which is the so-called power of love.
Lu's father has been a good man for many years, but it doesn't mean that his skills have followed him.
Compared with Sister Lu's attack, Father Lu is obviously much more ruthless.After Lu's father joined the battle, Levi, who didn't dare to do his best due to the identities of the two people in the battle, was soon at a disadvantage.
Lu Zheng was watching the battle between the three of them for a while, when he suddenly heard the sound of a spoon hitting a porcelain bowl, he turned his head reflexively, and saw Mother Lu standing up.
Lu Zheng's body trembled, and without thinking, he rushed over and hugged his mother's waist.
"Mom! Don't go!"
Lu's mother looked down at her son who was hugging her waist, and said, "Don't worry, mom won't pass. Have you forgotten that mom can't kung fu?"
Lu Zheng: "Uh..." He really forgot... Hey, he hugged the wrong person, he should have hugged his dad when his dad rushed out.
While hugging my mother's waist and choking silently, I heard Lu's mother say coolly to the three who were not far away, who were beating in full swing: "Have you had enough beating? Stop when you've had enough beating."
As soon as the words fell, Father Lu and Sister Lu over there stopped their movements and retreated almost at the same time, jumping out of the battle circle.
Although Lu's mother has no force value, the absolute prestige in the Lu family belongs to Lu's mother.
Lu's father and Lu's sister returned to the dining table, and Lu's mother turned her eyes to Levi: "Are you here to propose? With our youngest Lu Zheng?"
"Yes." Levi replied simply.
Mother Lu: "He's a male, not a female."
Lu Zheng: "..." What are male and female?
Levi: "I know."
Mother Lu: "...I see, then, you can go out now."
Levi didn't move, he stood there and looked at Lu's mother.After a long time, the two seemed to have reached a certain consensus in their eyes. Levi turned his eyes away, took a deep look at Lu Zheng, and then walked out of Lu's house without saying a word.
When the sound of the door closing came, Lu's mother looked at her waist and did not let go, but her eyes fell on the direction Levi was leaving.After being silent for a while, he said, "Stinky boy, how long are you going to hug?"
Lu Zheng was taken aback for a moment, immediately withdrew his hand, and looked at Mother Lu awkwardly.
"What do you think?" Mother Lu asked Lu Zhengdao.
"what?"
"What do you think of the man who proposed?"
Lu Zheng was silent, and looked down at the floor beside his feet.
Mother Lu: "Have you made a decision yet?"
Lu Zheng whispered: "Yes."
Mother Lu: "I hope you don't regret it."
Lu Zheng raised his head suddenly, looked at Mother Lu seriously, and said, "I won't regret it."
Seeing Lu Zheng get up and rush out of the house, Sister Lu looked at Mother Lu with dissatisfaction: "Mom! Why did you let him go?"
Lu's mother: "Then what do you say? This is because Xiaozheng likes that person."
Sister Lu: "Tie him up and lock him in the room. After a while he will forget about that dwarf."
Mother Lu: "...Do you think this is useful? You don't know what kind of temper your brother has?"
Sister Lu pursed her lips and stopped talking.Of course she is very clear about Lu Zheng's temper, he looks very easy-going, but after making a decision, he will never change his stubborn temper.
Lu Zheng didn't go far after chasing him, and saw Levi standing under the street lamp.
"You didn't leave!" Lu Zheng approached Levi and said.
Levi: "I'm waiting for you."
Lu Zheng: "How do you know I will definitely come out?"
At that time, you who could push me away and let yourself fall into the giant's mouth, how could you not come out?Moreover, even if you don't come out, I will always wait for you.
Levi didn't say the words, but took off his coat and put it on Lu Zheng, then changed the subject: "Why did you come out like this?"
Lu Zheng lowered his head, saw the cotton slippers on the bear's head, scratched his head and said, "I forgot to change my clothes and shoes."
Levi: "You can be a little more stupid."
The author has something to say: It's officially over!
Although the title is a side story, this can actually be regarded as the final chapter.
Thanks to the girl who has been chasing until the end, uh, is there a man?
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