Picked up an e-sports god

"Sincerely, let's help this tone, do you feel familiar?"

While wearing the red buff, Shiyi asked his top laner in doubt.

Remind him sincerely: "During the training camp last winter, when you played a top single ball girl and was caught to death by five opponents at the first level, I seem to have heard similar words."

Actual meaning: ...

Real meaning: "That assistant, if you are the one I thought of, can you give me some hints?"

Rong Zezhou said calmly: "No. Your blue buff will be gone."

Really couldn't believe it: "Impossible, they just got [-] blood from us, why dare to enter my wild area to steal buffs?"

Zhenxin just finished pushing a wave of lines, walked to the entrance of the wild area to check, and saw the red jungler sneaking out of his own upper wild area, with a shiny blue halo on his body.

He really clicked his tongue: "The anchor of the red team is good at playing jungle. If you say blue, then you will be blue. If your own blue is gone, you will be blue from ours. It's not bad, it has a future."

Shiyi burst into tears: "So we ambushed a wave at the first level and I didn't take advantage of it, did I? Are you all so dirty about playing jungle? And that support, how did you find out that the opposing jungler came in?"

Rong Zezhou ignored him, but said to Lin Mi: "Get ready."

"What are you going to do?"

Puzzled, he turned his perspective to the bottom lane, only to see that his own bottom lane duo had just advanced to the third level and immediately pushed forward.

Lin Mi dodged ez's q skill with a beautiful side-sliding step. By the way, he shot him twice, pressing ez, who was already dissatisfied with blood, to below half health. In order to avoid his w skill, ez had to Going to the other side, it happened to be on the hook of the robot.

The second head fell into Lin Mi's pocket smoothly. After pushing the thread, Lin Mi happily went back to the city to choose the equipment he wanted.

On the other side, Tian Tian, ​​who was beaten by more than a dozen knives in the 0-2 start, bit her lip fiercely, and complained to the assistant beside her: "Why don't you help me block the robot's hook!"

The support of the red team is also a professional player. He saw that Tian Tian is a girl, and explained patiently: "The robot on the other side is a veteran, and the angle of the hook is very tricky. You stand back a little, don't hand it casually. e skills."

The jungle anchor of the red side received the money and promised to protect Tiantian. He hurriedly said: "Be steady on the bottom road and don't worry. The assistant will help me with the vision of the river. After I finish the wild area, I will catch them. .”

At the same time, Rong Zezhou went home and repaired his eyes. He walked towards the river and said: "After the jungler has brushed the stone man, come down and squat down. Can the mid laner push the line?"

Tata promised again and again: "Yes, yes, even if I can't lose the line, I will come."

Rong Zezhou said "hmm", then turned his head and asked Lin Mi, "How long will it take?"

Lin Mi's brain was running fast: "If the opponent's jungler goes to the three wolves first, it will take about 40 seconds to pass by the eye you are making now. The opponent's assistant just made a fake eye near the Xiaolong Pit, and Sister Tata came over Pay attention when you do."

As he spoke, he marked a location on the river.

If you look at it from the perspective of God at this time, you will find that Lin Mi seems to have opened his vision, and the marked position is almost exactly the same as the actual position of the red team's assistant.

The perspective of the blue team's upper and middle field turned to the lower road at the same time. Except for the vision that Rong Zezhou just made at the entrance of the opposite wild area, the rest of the place was completely dark.

Sincerely ask for advice: "That adc player, how did you know the opponent's jungle route? And how did you know that position is good?"

The previous question, as a professional jungler, answered for Lin Mi: "Didn't I see you when the opposing jungler stole your blue buff and went back to their upper half of the jungle? It’s almost time to know when he’s gone to the river after beating the three wolves.”

Lin Mi answered the latter question as a matter of course: "I saw the assistant on the other side going to the river. Based on the time he disappeared, it was only enough to get to the vicinity of the Xiaolong Pit, and the real eyes on his body were gone."

Actual meaning: ...

Why does it feel like everyone is not playing the same game?

Does League of Legends need brains to play?

With a lot of doubts, he took the time to stare down the road, and he saw a sneaky figure appearing in the field of vision of his fake eye.

After all, he is not a professional player. Although this passer-by jungler has no problems with his operation and thinking, he does not have the discipline of a professional player in terms of vision.

If you switch to a professional jungler, when you want to gank around the back, you will definitely scan the QR code first to check whether there are opponents in the key positions, but the jungler of the red team just went to the river cloth because of their own support Overlooked this point.

His gank, which he thought was very spiritual, was completely exposed to the vision of the blue team, and when he appeared in the river, Tata quickly cleared the line and walked quietly down the road.

On the downline, Lucian, who took two heads, pushed the line very forcefully after getting on the line. Rong Zezhou walked around the soldiers with his hook, as if he was always looking for the angle of the hook.

From the perspective of the red team, Lucian and the robot are just like two blank sheets of paper, they didn't notice their plan at all, but they didn't know at all that at this moment, a prince had quietly touched the grass, and was eyeing him. Wait for them to take the bait.

Seeing that his jungler was already in place, Tian Tian couldn't hold back and moved forward. The moment ez jumped up, Lucian and the robot seemed to realize something, and suddenly backed away. Tian Tian yelled in the team voice : "Hurry up, hurry up, give me the head!"

The jungler of the red team rushed out from behind Lucian and the robot, but was caught by the robot with a hook. At this time, the red team's bot lane duo, which was supposed to beat Lucian together with him, was challenged by the prince who came out of the grass. He flew away, and then, Galio, who was in ambush at the exit of the river, rushed out and helped the prince control the red team's bottom lane duo.

"Save me, save me, assistant, save me!" Tian Tian screamed.

Ez, who was picked up by the prince and taunted by Galio, lost most of his blood in an instant. The support next to him didn't dare to step forward and quickly flashed to the bottom of the tower. The red team's jungler, who hadn't reached level six, only lasted for a few seconds. He fell under Lucian's gun.

Tian Tian frantically pressed Flash, but when she finally flashed out, she was blocked under the tower by the four members of the blue team, and became Lucian's ghost again.

Lin Mi looked at the head money that fell into his pocket again, curled his lips and said: "If I knew it, I wouldn't have flashed over to close it, ez is worthless, blood loss."

Unable to participate in the battle, on the road alone, bored and developed, he said with sincere envy: "No loss, no loss, flash swap, no matter what."

While the blue team was happily discussing which is more important, the flash or the head of an ez that died three times, Litian Tian, ​​the voice of the red team who was really bloody, was furious.

"Didn't you agree to keep me growing and let me carry before the game started? What the hell are you doing! You have sold me three times as a support, can you still play?"

The hang-up of the live broadcast of the exhibition game last time had a great impact on Tian Tian, ​​not only the problem of losing followers, but more importantly, the attitude of Maoer Live Broadcasting towards her is no longer the same as before. Her live broadcast room is gone.

Her company spent a lot of money to send her to this carnival. Before coming, the boss of the company warned her that if she can't perform well tonight and attract a wave of traffic, the company will give up her and replace her with someone else. .

So this game is very important to Tian Tian. She bribed the jungler, just wanting to step on Lin Mi, who had conflicted with her, to turn over, but she didn't expect to be defeated as soon as the game started.

Looking at her 0-3 and Lin Mi's 4-0, Tian Tian's heart was on fire and she couldn't help complaining about her teammates.

It's a pity that her anger found the wrong target. The red team's support is a professional player, and they won't spoil her like a jungler who has been paid. Hearing what Tian Tian said, the red team's support went straight back:

"I can't guarantee the ez that can't be handed over after three purifications."

Because the blue team has a lot of control, the red team's assistant asked Tian Tian to replace the treatment with purification, but who would have thought that this famous e-god can't even use purification?

Forget about cooking, but she doesn't even know how to mess around, as long as the opponent dares to make a move, she will dare to die. Even if he is the god of support, he can't keep it!

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's my fault, I didn't expect Nakano to be there,"

Seeing that the two in the bottom lane were about to quarrel, the jungler hurried to smooth things over, "Don't worry, our lineup is stronger in the later stage, develop first, and then fight with the resource group later."

But who knew that Tian Tian, ​​who was full of resentment, did not accept his kindness at all, and said with a cold snort: "It was your fault, and you came to gank even if you didn't know the location on the opposite side. If you sent it yourself, you would kill me too. It’s the same with the mid laner, and the opponent’s mid laner has all gone to the bottom lane, what are you doing? What’s left of this development, just shoot and forget.”

"If you don't want to play, just go back to the spring and hang up, don't complain here."

The mid laner of the red team who endured Tian Tian for a long time finally couldn't bear it anymore. When Tata left the middle lane just now, he signaled the bottom lane several times, but no one paid attention at all. At this moment, Tian Tian is still complaining He didn't support, and he didn't look at the difference in ADC equipment between the two sides. Even if he went, would they be able to fight four against four?

The mid laner of the red team has a bad temper. He usually scolds his teammates when they cheat him in the game. He is not used to Tian Tian's princess temper at all, so he scolds him directly.

Tian Tian's face turned red suddenly, her angry hands trembled, and she accidentally pressed out the last purification left on her body, and the mid laner of the red team who saw this scene was even more straightforward, directly df the second company, and flashed the sign of replenishing troops At the same time, he hung the ignition on the head of Galio who was full of blood.

Come on, let's do it together, who wouldn't do it if you don't have fun!

The author says:

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Yaomumu, Potato Shrimp Claw, and Qiuqiu author Biege;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!