The almighty mistress is not me

When I got home, the corner of my mouth twitched, looking at the wooden house full of weeds and dust, I was completely stunned. What is this? ? ?I absolutely do not admit that this is my house! ! !

"Clean up for me!!!"

Then... the three men started to fly dust and rags together, and the clean water and dirty water were the same color!

We officially settled down, and Naruto and Sasuke built a small wooden house beside us. As for the house that Kisame used to live in, I kept it!

Because I once said to Kisame, come back when you are tired!After all, I still like such a loyal shark o(╯□╰)o! ! !

The stomach is getting bigger day by day, and the three men in the family are also getting worried day by day.

When I came back, I forgot that Diva was already pregnant, and now she was about to give birth, but damn they couldn't deliver the baby! ! !

"How about... let's go back to Konoha now!"

Naruto watched the diva walking slowly in the courtyard, a little worried about her!

"Yeah... With such a big belly, could there be two children in it?"

Sasuke stood at the door and watched Itachi follow Diva's back. Now Diva's appearance is really worrying!

"Why don't we go back to Konoha now?!"

"That's the only way to go! Wait...we can fly Thunder God back!"

"Forget it, the time-space ninjutsu thing is usually fine. Now the chakra of the singer itself is very chaotic, what should I do if something happens on the way?"

"Right!"

"My brother and I have also said that we will leave this afternoon and go back early, good morning!"

"Ok!"

then……

I looked at the carriage speechlessly and said, "Why did you suddenly return to Konoha?"

"You have a big belly."

"What does this have to do with my big belly?"

"You are going to give birth!"

"and then?"

"Then you have to go back!" The main thing is... none of the three can deliver babies.

All right! ! !

So... There is a good saying: people have misfortunes and blessings, this sentence is not false at all!

then……

I fell into the carriage with my stomach in my arms and watched Itachi and Sasuke fight the ninja outside, while Naruto was watching me.

I didn't expect that we would be targeted by those bounty ninjas when I was about to give birth! ! !

"Ah—" My old lady is going to die! ! !

"Sister, sister, sister..."

Naruto, what on earth is your sister going to say for a long time! ! !

"Sister, sister...you, you, you...your bottom...is bleeding!!!"

"Nonsense...fufufu...because I'm going to give birth!!! Uchiha Itachi——"

Then a gust of wind blew in, Uchiha Itachi grabbed my hand and said, "Diva, are you okay?"

"I...fufufu...I'm very bad!!!"

"Hold on, diva, you have to hold on!"

Whoops... hold on to the fart! ! !

"Sakura, why are you here?"

"Sasuke? Us? Master Tsunade said that he's been so restless recently, let's take a look!!!"

"Ah——" Oh my god, it hurts me to death! ! !

"Sasuke, who's inside?" He called... so miserable...

"Hurry up, hurry up... go in, sister, sister, sister... is going to give birth!!!"

"what--"

I was holding onto Sakura's hand and panting, I was bored to have a baby! ! ! ==

"No, Sister Diva has consumed too much, and the child has no strength to give birth!"

"It must be born!"

Sakura rolled her eyes, that's easy for you to say! ! !

"By the way, Ino, the mind-changing technique!"

"What???" Ino looked at Shikamaru's mouth twitching, Nima told me to have a baby? ? ?

"Sakura... Bao Xiao... Bao Xiao..."

"Sister Song Ji, you still have some strength!!!" What a small thing, really! ! !

Later--

I fell asleep in Uchiha Itachi's arms, and after a while, two little guys were born into this world!