The almighty mistress is not me

"What? My sister won't help me practice?"

"Yes! I have something to do!"

"Damn it! Mr. Kakashi helps Sasuke practice, I thought I could ask my sister to give me some advice on Flying Thunder God."

"You can practice that thing as a game, as long as you don't get stuck in the cracks in time and space!"

Sister, how can you teach people like this!

I looked at Naruto and sighed and said, "Go to the women's bath, if you see a white-haired old man peeping at a woman's bath, you can tell him that the Diva of the Wind asked you to call him a psychic! "

"Spiritualism? Sister, you want me to learn psychicism? That's great!" Naruto jumped up happily, because he also wanted to learn it, but his sister always refused to teach him!

I looked at Naruto helplessly, it’s not that I won’t hand it over to you, but you have to go to psychic toad, because your father is psychic toad, and your key is also on toad, so you have to go to psychic toad! ==

After sending Naruto away, I turned around and went home, lay on the bed, closed my eyes, and went to sleep!

Nima... I also need to rest and recuperate! ! !

"I let you channel the toad, what are you??? This is a tadpole tadpole!!! You really pissed me off, you can't even compare to my apprentice's hair!!!" He was so pissed off Is Minato's son so stupid? ?Or recessive inheritance? ?

Naruto looked at everything in front of him and was puzzled. Why should he look like this when he is so smart? !What went wrong? ?

"Really, practice by yourself, you are so stupid!"

Looking at Jiraiya's back, Naruto sat on the ground and meditated, why did he look like this?

[Ahahaha... Please! !If you don't ask me, I will never let you psychic out a toad for the rest of my life! ! ! 】

The corners of Naruto's mouth twitched when he heard the voice in his head, then he closed his eyes and went to the depths of his heart to see a fox with nine tails lying on the ground and looking at him with his legs crossed, his eyes were full of contempt!

"Fox, you're naked!" Naruto pointed to the underside of Kyuubi's belly, he could see it, it turns out that Kyuubi is a male!

【Uzumaki Naruto, I'm going to kill you! ! ! 】

Naruto sat on the ground and looked at Kyuubi and said, "You were the one who disturbed my chakra just now!"

[That's right, I'm upset! 】

"Recover my Chakra immediately!"

[I won't! 】

Naruto looked at Kyuubi and said, "Good boy! I'll give you fried tofu later!" My sister said that I should give some sweetness to the big fox!

[I am a fox demon, not that lowly monster, what kind of fried tofu are you eating, bastard! ! 】You only eat tofu, and your whole family eats tofu! ! !

Naruto looked helplessly at the fox in front of him, it seemed that he was going to use his sister's trick!

"Can you take back your Chakra?"

[I won't!If you let Lao Tzu go free, you will be able to summon Toad immediately! 】

"Okay!" Naruto patted his body and stood up.

【where are you going? 】

"I'm going to drink expired milk and drink myself to death!"

【…】

"..."

The silence speaks! ! !

[Uzumaki Naruto, I'll fucking bite you to death! ! ! ! 】He hates milk the most, especially expired milk! ! !

"Take back your Chakra, or I'll drink milk right now!"

[Damn it, you are ruthless! ! ! 】

Naruto, who came out from the depths of his consciousness, raised his mouth and smiled, threatening him, still tender!

Then...continue to seal...after...

Naruto looked at the toad that suddenly appeared in front of him like a mountain and boiled! ! ! !

Sister... this toad has become a spirit~! !