The almighty mistress is not me

"That's how it is. It looks like Sasuke got the same pupil technique."

"Let that girl take a good rest during this time."

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

When I opened my eyes and saw the face in front of me, I was almost scared to death. Parker, you bloody dog ​​is so close to me, do you want me to report to Hades?

"Ah! Little Crackle, you're awake, Kakashi, Crackle is fine!"

Kakashi?I turned to look to the side and saw Kakashi leaning against the wall looking at me.

"Kakashi?" I looked at Kakashi and asked suspiciously.

Kakashi looked at the girl in front of him and frowned, couldn't he be stupid? !

"Little giggle, are you alright?"

"Crack??" I blinked my eyes before I realized it, and then shouted: "Kakashi, the scarecrow, call me Crack again and I'll kill you!"

"Very good, it doesn't look stupid!"

"If you are stupid, I will not be a stupid bastard!!! I still want to curse your Hatake family! Son! Absolute! Grandson! Ah mouth!!!"

Hatake Kakashi felt that he was really stupid, let the diva never wake up!

"Get out, I want to sleep!"

Watching Kakashi go out, I closed my eyes and said: "If you don't come out again, don't appear in front of me for the rest of your life, Uchiha Itachi, you shameless bastard!!!"

Slowly, one, two, and then countless crows appeared from the body, and then slowly formed a human shape in front of me.

"Diva."

I watched the person in front of me start to roll his eyes, who is your sad expression for, you bastard!Why didn't you know how to pity me when you fucking stabbed me, play me sad at this time!

"Are you okay, diva."

I rely on! ! !Finally I couldn't bear it and I started to swear! "Uchiha Itachi, put away the expression on your face, why didn't you think about it when you f---ing stabbed me, bastard!!! How many times did you stab me??? Ah!!! I want to stab Zuo Erzi San Ten knives, no... sixty knives!!! Forget it, just stab to death, bastard!!!"

It seems to be fine, Uchiha Itachi, you should stab her twice more! ! !

"I wiped out the entire Uchiha clan."

"Come on, you still have a Zuo Erzi left behind, when did you stab Zuo Erzi to death, when did you tell me that you wiped out the whole clan, such nonsense!"

"Diva, girls can't talk like that, just imitate other girls, that's..."

"Don't mention that lady chick in front of my mother, my mother hates selflessness and Mary Sue the most in my life! Wait... You even stabbed that lady chick to death?"

"No, that girl, Hongyan, is very strange!"

strangeness? ? ?Hum hum……

"Anyway, I hate that Mary Sue!"

So, what is that Mary Sue! ! !

"Seeing that you are fine, then I can rest assured."

"I'm telling you Itachi Uchiha, I can't get back the money you stabbed me, and I will punish your brother to death!" Zuo Erzi, you wait for me!

"Diva, my little brother Sasuke, please!"

"Don't mess with my last words. What's going on? You think I don't know about this matter? Let me tell you, Uchiha Itachi, don't treat me like you did to your brother. If I'm in a hurry, I'll go find Grandpa Snake , I can get by! If Minato’s child was not in Konoha, what do you think I’m still doing in Konoha? I would have wandered the world long ago!” The angry old lady began to beat the bed! MD owes a debt of favor!

Itachi Uchiha smiled, he knew that Diva Namikaze must not be a sensational woman.

"Diva, wait for me!"

"I'm waiting for you claws!!! What am I waiting for you? Waiting for you to stab me to death next time? Or waiting for you to be stabbed to death by your brother?" I was so excited that I sat up and cursed, but my body protested against me, and suddenly I felt dizzy , what's the matter?earthquake? ? ?

"You should take good care of it first!"

I looked at Itachi Uchiha and turned my head and said, "Hurry up if you want to leave, believe it or not, I will shout now!"

"Diva, goodbye!"

Hearing the sound of flapping wings, when he looked back, there was nothing but crow feathers all over the place.

Goodbye, goodbye, see you later!

But Uchiha Itachi, you bastard, you came back to clean up the crow hair in the house, you mustache! ! !