Thunderbolt, my brother can't wait!
Chapter 33 Chapter 33
Chi Yunran returned to Tianbo Haomiao to report the news from the outside, and in the process of returning to the room to repair, he saw Meng girl squatting at the door of the kitchen crying, and Cui Shanxing was talking loudly in the kitchen.
This scene looks like an adult is reasoning with a child, but the child always doesn't understand.
"I said you can't enter the kitchen, these, and this, this, you can't eat." Cuishanxing's voice was tired, and there was a trace of vicissitudes caused by continuous dementia.
"But..." Meng Qianxun's voice was a little aggrieved.
Cuishan Xing couldn't help pinching his eyebrows and said, "It's delicious, but you can't eat it!"
With tears in Meng Qianxun's eyes, she stuffed the red agate wild fruit into her mouth, and sobbed from time to time while eating, like a poor little man oppressed by power, and the Cuishan Xing who stood beside him seemed to be Two points of wicked face and mouth.
Tears welled up in her eyes, and she said again in a crying voice, "Cui Cui, it's bad."
Chi Yunran couldn't help laughing, Cui Cui was referring to Cui Shan Xing, and she was so cute, coupled with Cui Shan Xing's daily serious appearance, she thought this nickname was very interesting, since fellow practitioners have it, she must have it too.
Cui Shanxing didn't even bat an eye, apparently he was accustomed to Meng Qianxun's accusations, and he couldn't let Meng Qianxun into the kitchen anymore.As soon as she entered the kitchen, the people lying outside didn't know who they were. The food was delicious, but as long as it was poisonous, the enjoyment of the taste was insensible.
"what"
With a chuckle, with a sense of relaxation and teasing in his voice, Chi Yunran guessed that they would not really eat the mushrooms brought by Meng girl during the trip to Cuishan, right?
Unfortunately, she did not see this miracle.
This laughter attracted the attention of the two people who were in the 'confrontation', Cui Shanxing's expression was okay, but Meng Qianxun's eyes widened suddenly the second he saw Chi Yunran,
After she saw Xiaoyun just now, a miraculous image flashed in front of her eyes. A man with red mascara and peach blossom crimson silkworm fell into Xiaoyun's arms and belched.
The arteries all over his body exploded, and the blood was rushing, Meng Qianxun also showed a 'wow' expression on his face in reality because of the picture imagined in his mind.
It's blood, sweat, and tears!
As a professional woman, Meng Qianxun's expression immediately became serious, she was keenly aware of the point!She must have the cosmetics used by the big brother Tutu and the last makeup setting spray. This long-lasting, long-lasting makeup effect, the overtime dog doesn't want it!
She threw away the branch with wild fruits in her hand, ignoring what Cui Shanxing said behind her not to litter, Meng Qianxun grabbed Chi Yunran's clothes and said mysteriously, "Xiaoyun, I want to follow you."
"Let's go to Bikini Bottom to catch jellyfish together!"
Chi Yunran asked doubtfully, "Biqibao?"
Meng Qianxun immediately said empathetically, "I understand you, let's squat rabbits first!"
. . .Has Xuanshou not treated her these days? Why does she feel that her illness is getting worse? Chi Yunran asked Cuishanxing with his eyes.
Cui Shanxing replied with a helpless smile, the consciousness caused by destiny was chaotic and could not be changed by external forces, Cui Shanxing also wanted to know what she did to make God feel that it was better for her to live like this.
Chi Yunran was pulled in front of Cang vigorously by Meng Qianxun, and asked Cang to go out. She wanted to go out with Xiaoyun to catch rabbits. Knowing that Cang agreed, she also asked Meng Qianxun to take care of Chi Yunran, and remember to come back after finishing the work.
Meng Qianxun patted her chest and said, "Annah~ Don't worry, I'm so cute! I will definitely look after your sister, and I'll show you Tutu when I come back!"
Chi Yunran:. . .Are you all right, shouldn't I take care of her?
The two of them went out of the sky hand in hand, and Chi Yunran felt that Meng Qianxun's tutor must be very good, otherwise, the behavior after losing his mind is not annoying at all, it just makes people feel very cute and pitiful.
Chi Yunran brought Meng Qianxun to Pingshan, and met Lin Wushuang, who was handsome and handsome at the foot of the mountain. Before Chi Yunran could greet him, Meng Qianxun rushed over to say hello to Lin Wushuang.
"Hello! An excellent self-study student of male morality, the top ten infatuated species who touched the difficult situation!" Meng Qianxun went up and rushed to greet Lin Wushuang, unexpectedly, he looked better when he was clean! "My name is Meng Qianxun. To be honest, I want to learn makeup from you. Can you learn to swear with me? Then the mad dragon won't bully you!"
Lin Wushuang looked at the woman who was talking to him in front of him. Her skin was more radiant than snow, her face was pink and her cheeks were peachy, and she was wearing a white Taoist robe with red borders. She was as elegant and beautiful as an orchid. Children are no different?
Where did she know about the mad dragon?
Next to him is Chi Yunran from Xuanzong. Is she a new disciple of Xuanzong? Lin Wushuang politely responded, "It's a pleasure to meet you. This is Lin Wushuang. May I ask how the girl knew that the mad dragon tricked me out?"
"It's easy to say, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully that everything is the will of the universe telling me the truth."
Meng Qianxun's eyes were deep, and she asked Lin Wushuang, "Tell me, you have understood the true meaning of Jueyi Hongchen Ren Taotao all these years, but why can't you find out?"
Now, Lin Wushuang is silent, Lian Emei, he understands her, so he won't embarrass her.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Meng Qianxun suddenly grabbed his shoulders and patted his back tenderly like a big brother. "My friend, I understand you. You are so kind, so you choose to be fulfilled. Because you worry about it, you will be in chaos. I am very fond of you who are very manly. Seeing the beautiful scenery today, we are not as good as we swore. From now on, I will be you." My life mentor, I will relieve your boredom, you teach me makeup, and make progress together."
I understood the first half of the sentence, but I was a little confused in the second half, but Lin Wushuang still understood the meaning of the word makeup.
Lin Wushuang frowned, "Girl, I haven't put on makeup."
Let go, let go of your fucking nonsense!Just as Meng Qianxun wanted to scold her, she suddenly recalled that she had just met, how could he use her makeup skills, and she had to have a relationship with him in order to look beautiful.
Meng Qianxun chuckled, tell me you have no makeup on your face, Tutu, you are dishonest!
She let go of the arm that had a relationship with Lin Wushuang, this kind of person who walks the rivers and lakes and declares that he has no makeup, tsk tsk tsk, tea tea rabbit!
Meng Qianxun said to Lin Wushuang, "Brother, I don't want to slander people with empty teeth, so you can let me be your follower. When the mad dragon takes you away, I will follow behind. You should know that you will be separated for three days." When you look at each other with admiration, you haven't seen the mad dragon for a long time, of course you don't know that he has become worse!"
"I will protect you, and you can send me back to Xuanzong later, okay? If I go back late, the priests will worry about me. After all, I look so beautiful, and the people outside are so wolfish."
She opened her mouth like a Chicago typewriter, leaving no chance for Lin Wushuang and Chi Yun to get bald, and completely regarded Pingshanxia as the scene of her talk show. It's a pity that she lacked a bowl, otherwise she would be dead.
"Xiaoyun, continue to observe secretly, I will take the rabbit away first~"
"Girl, I'm not a rabbit..."
"Okay~ Let's go~ Friends~"
Lin Wushuang was pulled away by Meng Qianxun, and blew past Chi Yunran like a gust of wind. Chi Yunran recalled the mystery hidden in Meng Qianxun's simple words, and understood that there was some reason for Xuanshou to let her out. When she comes out, Meng Qianxun has the power to protect herself, so she won't bother.
Chi Yunran turned around and walked in another direction, but the moment he lifted his leg, he felt a sudden lightness on his body, as if some heavy burden had been taken away from him, could it be?
This Lin Wushuang was not pulled very far by Meng Qianxun, the two of them sat by a stream and stopped moving.
Lin Wushuang looked around, found nothing strange, and said, "Aren't we looking for a mad dragon?"
Meng Qianxun waved his hand indifferently, "With your big piece of meat hanging, Xiao Gou will actively come to the door. With the dark and twisted possessiveness of the mad dragon towards the practitioner of Yun, he will not let go of the opportunity to kill you. This is his show of masculinity." Exuberant desire for courtship, and revenge for Lianyun who neglected him for many years."
Lin Wushuang wondered, "Why would the mad dragon think so?!"
"It's right if you don't understand, how can a lunatic with a normal mind understand, huh?" Meng Qianxun suddenly stopped and muttered, "Fuck! Why do I understand so much???"
She fell silent, and Lin Wushuang was not a talkative person, so they squatted together quietly waiting for the arrival of Kuanglong's laugh.
"I said brother-in-law!!! Where did you go? Xiaolonglong waited so hard for you, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Crazy voices came from a distance, and the falcons hovering in the sky made their positions clearly exposed to the mad dragon's laughing eyes.
Meng Qianxun also couldn't guess that Kuanglong laughed, and would build a fake grave in Pingshan while practicing Emei retreat to recuperate, and trick Lin Wushuang out.
Tattoos, flowery arms, big beard, open breasts, Meng Qianxun saw the grid pattern on Kuanglong Yixiao's body, and couldn't help complaining that there were too many elements. Whoever has such a flowery arm? I'll give you a social handshake, and I want to play orthopedics for you.
Hey——practicing Emei Daxian is really suffering, even Meng Qianxun can't help pity her, if her family is a mad dragon, she chooses to cut the number and start again immediately, if it can't be saved, if it can't be saved, the medical expenses will be refunded to you, bye !
Eh?Does she have any family?Meng Qianxun suddenly became obsessed, and the figures of the two couples alternated back and forth in her mind.
After Kuanglong laughed and saw Lin Wushuang following a strange girl, he rolled his eyes and scolded, "Well, you monster, it's useless for you to say that you are infatuated with my elder sister, and when you leave the customs, you will follow a beautiful Taoist nun, hahahaha You lied, Daoist Huaxin, you said you only love one person, and you ended up playing with women behind someone's back?"
Meng Qianxun frowned and cursed, "This world is filthy again!"
She brushed her hair, and then said in a poetic aria, "The philosopher Moth once said that love can make people obsessed. The two words include the biological instinct of courtship, possessive desire and self-destructive tendency."
"The educator Meng Qianxun said that a man who does not abide by male virtues will eventually go to self-destruction."
Kuanglong's expression of laughing and cursing suddenly stopped, and he was shocked to the point of "I've never heard of these two pieces of furniture!?"
Meng Qianxun tolerantly comforted "The sinful pit~ You are the big boy of the sinful pit, and we don't have time to study, so we can understand it. We all know that the quality education is low, the immorality is low, and the bad habits are bad, mad dragon~ "
The mad dragon spewed out two streams of hot air from its nostrils, "It makes sense, it makes sense! The Pit of Sin just lacks a piece of furniture, do you want to come! An invitation from the culprit!——"
"Don't! The crime pit has a bad atmosphere, and all the men are junk!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com
"Angry? Did you say you were going to fart?"
Kuanglong laughed and put away the performance at this time, and said seriously, "You are imitating me. You have no personal charm at all. If you are toasting and not eating fine wine, I will wipe you out! Lin Wushuang's flowers and plants, you still want me to come Volunteering to cut it off, I am also touched by myself, I have done my part for the environmental protection cause of the plight!"
Meng Qianxun saw Kuanglong laughing and started to be serious, suddenly shrank behind Lin Wushuang and stopped her performance, Kuanglong, a talk show, dare to wait for her partner Cang to come before breaking her head, she stand-up comic Can not be done! ! !
"You hit it as soon as you hit it, so much nonsense, is it useless?!"
She patted Lin Wushuang on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I'll leave it to you. I'll hold back the hatred. You output me to assist, and mages can also fight against Lu!"
"I can't guarantee your blue stripes, but if your red stripes are missing even a little bit, it's my kidney deficiency!"
Lin Wushuang: "..." I don't understand what you are talking about. He has been in seclusion for too long, and now the fight starts like this?Didn't read the poem number?
Although the plan has changed, everything is still under the control of Kuanglong Yixiao. He led the two of them to a desert where there is no water vapor, the air is dry and even clouds are scarce, which just restrained Lin Wushuang's skills so that he could not Eat blood packs and add blue.
The mad dragon laughed so viciously!Meng Qianxun bites the handkerchief, only the sorcerer who can level A has a fart, you black-hearted boy, I will not let your conspiracy succeed if I move the spring to find the child!
Meng Qianxun squatted on the side, watching Kuanglong Yixiao and Lin Wushuang fighting in a turbulent situation, ready to pull people at any time, at the same time, she found another muscular man hiding on the side, Meng Qianxun suddenly had a flash of inspiration Moving, she yelled "I want to find Kunlun!!!"
Po Xuanqi, who was hiding aside in fright, trembled all over his body, and his straightforward mind, just because of the shouting, he frantically searched for the figure of Kunlun, and was suddenly hit by Meng Qianxun with all his strength and flew into the sky and turned into a shooting star.
The arm strength of a woman who has been swinging an ax all the year round should not be underestimated, not to mention that her current body is protected by the key of good fortune, even if the bones of her whole body are broken due to the exertion, she can instantly return to its original shape.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Po Xuanqi's screams echoed over the battlefield, causing the mad dragon in the battle to laugh and complain in a hurry, "It's troublesome to take you, Po Xuanqi, have you lost weight recently, women can blow you away! Leaking air !"
Flying a Hanhan, there is also a Xiang Rixie at the scene, he doesn't know where to hide?Meng Qianxun grinned while biting her fingers, and cursed at the mad dragon in the battlefield, "What does he know about a single-celled creature? What about your sunflower? It's sunny here, so it's very suitable for planting flowers~"
Lin Wushuang saw that Meng Qianxun didn't seem to be struggling, so he withdrew his attention and continued to fight with Kuanglong Yixiao, and he was obviously preparing to launch a big move when he started again. He didn't know what kind of trick Kuanglong Yixiao was playing, he was ready to fight quickly .
The sword and palm unite, the true energy is lifted again, causing the sky to change, and the surrounding winds rise again, Lin Wushuang shouted, "Yunliu footprints!——"
The outcome is clear in an instant.
After all, the fundamentals are different. When Kuanglong laughed and saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, begging Lin Wushuang to spare his life for the sake of Lian Emei. Being able to stretch and bend Kuanglong with a smile is considered a talent.
Meng Qianxun knows what will happen next, but she will not stop it. When the silly rabbit does not really fall into the trap of the hunter, the rabbit will not have a long memory~
After the black-haired red-eyed rabbit in front of him fell down, Meng Qianxun immediately rushed to his side to catch his fallen body, and took the opportunity to swipe Lin Wushuang's eyelids with his thumb, keep it north!This makeup is really not expensive at all? !
Lin Wushuang fell into Meng Qianxun's arms. Apart from blood, there was also dust on the ground on his body. He couldn't tell the difference between blood and tears, pain and regret. He was about to say his last words to Meng Qianxun, but was covered by Meng Qianxun Mouth.
A beautiful and charming girl, with tears in her eyes, said to him, "I am, I am, you want to kiss Xiami."
It's good for her to know. . .
In the next second, Lin Wushuang heard the whisper of the devil, "Do you believe in Buddhism? What a shame! Why don't you kill people?"
"Lin Tutu has a radish in his mouth, get up again!!!"
Just when Lin Wushuang was scolded by Meng Qianxun in a daze, in an instant, with her last words, the Lingtai became clear again, and he was pulled back to the world by her from the border of death. The girl radiated a soft light, and healed instantly Lin Wushuang was seriously injured.
Meng Qianxun lifted the cured Lin Wushuang from the ground by the collar, her eyes were shining brightly, just when the young children were jealous and angry, she smiled at the mad dragon with a righteous face and said, "Mad dragon! Do you believe in light?" ?—”
"Hahahahaha!——Surprised? Shocked? Remember our beautiful faces, only you, the mad dragon, can escape to the dark world!—"
The wild and majestic Kuanglong laughed, no matter how well-informed he was, when he saw Meng Qianxun rushing towards him grabbing Lin Wushuang's collar, he couldn't help asking from the depths of his heart, "What serious illness do you have? ?!"
"I believe your mother!—"
This scene looks like an adult is reasoning with a child, but the child always doesn't understand.
"I said you can't enter the kitchen, these, and this, this, you can't eat." Cuishanxing's voice was tired, and there was a trace of vicissitudes caused by continuous dementia.
"But..." Meng Qianxun's voice was a little aggrieved.
Cuishan Xing couldn't help pinching his eyebrows and said, "It's delicious, but you can't eat it!"
With tears in Meng Qianxun's eyes, she stuffed the red agate wild fruit into her mouth, and sobbed from time to time while eating, like a poor little man oppressed by power, and the Cuishan Xing who stood beside him seemed to be Two points of wicked face and mouth.
Tears welled up in her eyes, and she said again in a crying voice, "Cui Cui, it's bad."
Chi Yunran couldn't help laughing, Cui Cui was referring to Cui Shan Xing, and she was so cute, coupled with Cui Shan Xing's daily serious appearance, she thought this nickname was very interesting, since fellow practitioners have it, she must have it too.
Cui Shanxing didn't even bat an eye, apparently he was accustomed to Meng Qianxun's accusations, and he couldn't let Meng Qianxun into the kitchen anymore.As soon as she entered the kitchen, the people lying outside didn't know who they were. The food was delicious, but as long as it was poisonous, the enjoyment of the taste was insensible.
"what"
With a chuckle, with a sense of relaxation and teasing in his voice, Chi Yunran guessed that they would not really eat the mushrooms brought by Meng girl during the trip to Cuishan, right?
Unfortunately, she did not see this miracle.
This laughter attracted the attention of the two people who were in the 'confrontation', Cui Shanxing's expression was okay, but Meng Qianxun's eyes widened suddenly the second he saw Chi Yunran,
After she saw Xiaoyun just now, a miraculous image flashed in front of her eyes. A man with red mascara and peach blossom crimson silkworm fell into Xiaoyun's arms and belched.
The arteries all over his body exploded, and the blood was rushing, Meng Qianxun also showed a 'wow' expression on his face in reality because of the picture imagined in his mind.
It's blood, sweat, and tears!
As a professional woman, Meng Qianxun's expression immediately became serious, she was keenly aware of the point!She must have the cosmetics used by the big brother Tutu and the last makeup setting spray. This long-lasting, long-lasting makeup effect, the overtime dog doesn't want it!
She threw away the branch with wild fruits in her hand, ignoring what Cui Shanxing said behind her not to litter, Meng Qianxun grabbed Chi Yunran's clothes and said mysteriously, "Xiaoyun, I want to follow you."
"Let's go to Bikini Bottom to catch jellyfish together!"
Chi Yunran asked doubtfully, "Biqibao?"
Meng Qianxun immediately said empathetically, "I understand you, let's squat rabbits first!"
. . .Has Xuanshou not treated her these days? Why does she feel that her illness is getting worse? Chi Yunran asked Cuishanxing with his eyes.
Cui Shanxing replied with a helpless smile, the consciousness caused by destiny was chaotic and could not be changed by external forces, Cui Shanxing also wanted to know what she did to make God feel that it was better for her to live like this.
Chi Yunran was pulled in front of Cang vigorously by Meng Qianxun, and asked Cang to go out. She wanted to go out with Xiaoyun to catch rabbits. Knowing that Cang agreed, she also asked Meng Qianxun to take care of Chi Yunran, and remember to come back after finishing the work.
Meng Qianxun patted her chest and said, "Annah~ Don't worry, I'm so cute! I will definitely look after your sister, and I'll show you Tutu when I come back!"
Chi Yunran:. . .Are you all right, shouldn't I take care of her?
The two of them went out of the sky hand in hand, and Chi Yunran felt that Meng Qianxun's tutor must be very good, otherwise, the behavior after losing his mind is not annoying at all, it just makes people feel very cute and pitiful.
Chi Yunran brought Meng Qianxun to Pingshan, and met Lin Wushuang, who was handsome and handsome at the foot of the mountain. Before Chi Yunran could greet him, Meng Qianxun rushed over to say hello to Lin Wushuang.
"Hello! An excellent self-study student of male morality, the top ten infatuated species who touched the difficult situation!" Meng Qianxun went up and rushed to greet Lin Wushuang, unexpectedly, he looked better when he was clean! "My name is Meng Qianxun. To be honest, I want to learn makeup from you. Can you learn to swear with me? Then the mad dragon won't bully you!"
Lin Wushuang looked at the woman who was talking to him in front of him. Her skin was more radiant than snow, her face was pink and her cheeks were peachy, and she was wearing a white Taoist robe with red borders. She was as elegant and beautiful as an orchid. Children are no different?
Where did she know about the mad dragon?
Next to him is Chi Yunran from Xuanzong. Is she a new disciple of Xuanzong? Lin Wushuang politely responded, "It's a pleasure to meet you. This is Lin Wushuang. May I ask how the girl knew that the mad dragon tricked me out?"
"It's easy to say, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully that everything is the will of the universe telling me the truth."
Meng Qianxun's eyes were deep, and she asked Lin Wushuang, "Tell me, you have understood the true meaning of Jueyi Hongchen Ren Taotao all these years, but why can't you find out?"
Now, Lin Wushuang is silent, Lian Emei, he understands her, so he won't embarrass her.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Meng Qianxun suddenly grabbed his shoulders and patted his back tenderly like a big brother. "My friend, I understand you. You are so kind, so you choose to be fulfilled. Because you worry about it, you will be in chaos. I am very fond of you who are very manly. Seeing the beautiful scenery today, we are not as good as we swore. From now on, I will be you." My life mentor, I will relieve your boredom, you teach me makeup, and make progress together."
I understood the first half of the sentence, but I was a little confused in the second half, but Lin Wushuang still understood the meaning of the word makeup.
Lin Wushuang frowned, "Girl, I haven't put on makeup."
Let go, let go of your fucking nonsense!Just as Meng Qianxun wanted to scold her, she suddenly recalled that she had just met, how could he use her makeup skills, and she had to have a relationship with him in order to look beautiful.
Meng Qianxun chuckled, tell me you have no makeup on your face, Tutu, you are dishonest!
She let go of the arm that had a relationship with Lin Wushuang, this kind of person who walks the rivers and lakes and declares that he has no makeup, tsk tsk tsk, tea tea rabbit!
Meng Qianxun said to Lin Wushuang, "Brother, I don't want to slander people with empty teeth, so you can let me be your follower. When the mad dragon takes you away, I will follow behind. You should know that you will be separated for three days." When you look at each other with admiration, you haven't seen the mad dragon for a long time, of course you don't know that he has become worse!"
"I will protect you, and you can send me back to Xuanzong later, okay? If I go back late, the priests will worry about me. After all, I look so beautiful, and the people outside are so wolfish."
She opened her mouth like a Chicago typewriter, leaving no chance for Lin Wushuang and Chi Yun to get bald, and completely regarded Pingshanxia as the scene of her talk show. It's a pity that she lacked a bowl, otherwise she would be dead.
"Xiaoyun, continue to observe secretly, I will take the rabbit away first~"
"Girl, I'm not a rabbit..."
"Okay~ Let's go~ Friends~"
Lin Wushuang was pulled away by Meng Qianxun, and blew past Chi Yunran like a gust of wind. Chi Yunran recalled the mystery hidden in Meng Qianxun's simple words, and understood that there was some reason for Xuanshou to let her out. When she comes out, Meng Qianxun has the power to protect herself, so she won't bother.
Chi Yunran turned around and walked in another direction, but the moment he lifted his leg, he felt a sudden lightness on his body, as if some heavy burden had been taken away from him, could it be?
This Lin Wushuang was not pulled very far by Meng Qianxun, the two of them sat by a stream and stopped moving.
Lin Wushuang looked around, found nothing strange, and said, "Aren't we looking for a mad dragon?"
Meng Qianxun waved his hand indifferently, "With your big piece of meat hanging, Xiao Gou will actively come to the door. With the dark and twisted possessiveness of the mad dragon towards the practitioner of Yun, he will not let go of the opportunity to kill you. This is his show of masculinity." Exuberant desire for courtship, and revenge for Lianyun who neglected him for many years."
Lin Wushuang wondered, "Why would the mad dragon think so?!"
"It's right if you don't understand, how can a lunatic with a normal mind understand, huh?" Meng Qianxun suddenly stopped and muttered, "Fuck! Why do I understand so much???"
She fell silent, and Lin Wushuang was not a talkative person, so they squatted together quietly waiting for the arrival of Kuanglong's laugh.
"I said brother-in-law!!! Where did you go? Xiaolonglong waited so hard for you, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Crazy voices came from a distance, and the falcons hovering in the sky made their positions clearly exposed to the mad dragon's laughing eyes.
Meng Qianxun also couldn't guess that Kuanglong laughed, and would build a fake grave in Pingshan while practicing Emei retreat to recuperate, and trick Lin Wushuang out.
Tattoos, flowery arms, big beard, open breasts, Meng Qianxun saw the grid pattern on Kuanglong Yixiao's body, and couldn't help complaining that there were too many elements. Whoever has such a flowery arm? I'll give you a social handshake, and I want to play orthopedics for you.
Hey——practicing Emei Daxian is really suffering, even Meng Qianxun can't help pity her, if her family is a mad dragon, she chooses to cut the number and start again immediately, if it can't be saved, if it can't be saved, the medical expenses will be refunded to you, bye !
Eh?Does she have any family?Meng Qianxun suddenly became obsessed, and the figures of the two couples alternated back and forth in her mind.
After Kuanglong laughed and saw Lin Wushuang following a strange girl, he rolled his eyes and scolded, "Well, you monster, it's useless for you to say that you are infatuated with my elder sister, and when you leave the customs, you will follow a beautiful Taoist nun, hahahaha You lied, Daoist Huaxin, you said you only love one person, and you ended up playing with women behind someone's back?"
Meng Qianxun frowned and cursed, "This world is filthy again!"
She brushed her hair, and then said in a poetic aria, "The philosopher Moth once said that love can make people obsessed. The two words include the biological instinct of courtship, possessive desire and self-destructive tendency."
"The educator Meng Qianxun said that a man who does not abide by male virtues will eventually go to self-destruction."
Kuanglong's expression of laughing and cursing suddenly stopped, and he was shocked to the point of "I've never heard of these two pieces of furniture!?"
Meng Qianxun tolerantly comforted "The sinful pit~ You are the big boy of the sinful pit, and we don't have time to study, so we can understand it. We all know that the quality education is low, the immorality is low, and the bad habits are bad, mad dragon~ "
The mad dragon spewed out two streams of hot air from its nostrils, "It makes sense, it makes sense! The Pit of Sin just lacks a piece of furniture, do you want to come! An invitation from the culprit!——"
"Don't! The crime pit has a bad atmosphere, and all the men are junk!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com
"Angry? Did you say you were going to fart?"
Kuanglong laughed and put away the performance at this time, and said seriously, "You are imitating me. You have no personal charm at all. If you are toasting and not eating fine wine, I will wipe you out! Lin Wushuang's flowers and plants, you still want me to come Volunteering to cut it off, I am also touched by myself, I have done my part for the environmental protection cause of the plight!"
Meng Qianxun saw Kuanglong laughing and started to be serious, suddenly shrank behind Lin Wushuang and stopped her performance, Kuanglong, a talk show, dare to wait for her partner Cang to come before breaking her head, she stand-up comic Can not be done! ! !
"You hit it as soon as you hit it, so much nonsense, is it useless?!"
She patted Lin Wushuang on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I'll leave it to you. I'll hold back the hatred. You output me to assist, and mages can also fight against Lu!"
"I can't guarantee your blue stripes, but if your red stripes are missing even a little bit, it's my kidney deficiency!"
Lin Wushuang: "..." I don't understand what you are talking about. He has been in seclusion for too long, and now the fight starts like this?Didn't read the poem number?
Although the plan has changed, everything is still under the control of Kuanglong Yixiao. He led the two of them to a desert where there is no water vapor, the air is dry and even clouds are scarce, which just restrained Lin Wushuang's skills so that he could not Eat blood packs and add blue.
The mad dragon laughed so viciously!Meng Qianxun bites the handkerchief, only the sorcerer who can level A has a fart, you black-hearted boy, I will not let your conspiracy succeed if I move the spring to find the child!
Meng Qianxun squatted on the side, watching Kuanglong Yixiao and Lin Wushuang fighting in a turbulent situation, ready to pull people at any time, at the same time, she found another muscular man hiding on the side, Meng Qianxun suddenly had a flash of inspiration Moving, she yelled "I want to find Kunlun!!!"
Po Xuanqi, who was hiding aside in fright, trembled all over his body, and his straightforward mind, just because of the shouting, he frantically searched for the figure of Kunlun, and was suddenly hit by Meng Qianxun with all his strength and flew into the sky and turned into a shooting star.
The arm strength of a woman who has been swinging an ax all the year round should not be underestimated, not to mention that her current body is protected by the key of good fortune, even if the bones of her whole body are broken due to the exertion, she can instantly return to its original shape.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Po Xuanqi's screams echoed over the battlefield, causing the mad dragon in the battle to laugh and complain in a hurry, "It's troublesome to take you, Po Xuanqi, have you lost weight recently, women can blow you away! Leaking air !"
Flying a Hanhan, there is also a Xiang Rixie at the scene, he doesn't know where to hide?Meng Qianxun grinned while biting her fingers, and cursed at the mad dragon in the battlefield, "What does he know about a single-celled creature? What about your sunflower? It's sunny here, so it's very suitable for planting flowers~"
Lin Wushuang saw that Meng Qianxun didn't seem to be struggling, so he withdrew his attention and continued to fight with Kuanglong Yixiao, and he was obviously preparing to launch a big move when he started again. He didn't know what kind of trick Kuanglong Yixiao was playing, he was ready to fight quickly .
The sword and palm unite, the true energy is lifted again, causing the sky to change, and the surrounding winds rise again, Lin Wushuang shouted, "Yunliu footprints!——"
The outcome is clear in an instant.
After all, the fundamentals are different. When Kuanglong laughed and saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, begging Lin Wushuang to spare his life for the sake of Lian Emei. Being able to stretch and bend Kuanglong with a smile is considered a talent.
Meng Qianxun knows what will happen next, but she will not stop it. When the silly rabbit does not really fall into the trap of the hunter, the rabbit will not have a long memory~
After the black-haired red-eyed rabbit in front of him fell down, Meng Qianxun immediately rushed to his side to catch his fallen body, and took the opportunity to swipe Lin Wushuang's eyelids with his thumb, keep it north!This makeup is really not expensive at all? !
Lin Wushuang fell into Meng Qianxun's arms. Apart from blood, there was also dust on the ground on his body. He couldn't tell the difference between blood and tears, pain and regret. He was about to say his last words to Meng Qianxun, but was covered by Meng Qianxun Mouth.
A beautiful and charming girl, with tears in her eyes, said to him, "I am, I am, you want to kiss Xiami."
It's good for her to know. . .
In the next second, Lin Wushuang heard the whisper of the devil, "Do you believe in Buddhism? What a shame! Why don't you kill people?"
"Lin Tutu has a radish in his mouth, get up again!!!"
Just when Lin Wushuang was scolded by Meng Qianxun in a daze, in an instant, with her last words, the Lingtai became clear again, and he was pulled back to the world by her from the border of death. The girl radiated a soft light, and healed instantly Lin Wushuang was seriously injured.
Meng Qianxun lifted the cured Lin Wushuang from the ground by the collar, her eyes were shining brightly, just when the young children were jealous and angry, she smiled at the mad dragon with a righteous face and said, "Mad dragon! Do you believe in light?" ?—”
"Hahahahaha!——Surprised? Shocked? Remember our beautiful faces, only you, the mad dragon, can escape to the dark world!—"
The wild and majestic Kuanglong laughed, no matter how well-informed he was, when he saw Meng Qianxun rushing towards him grabbing Lin Wushuang's collar, he couldn't help asking from the depths of his heart, "What serious illness do you have? ?!"
"I believe your mother!—"
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