little fish reborn
Chapter 76 Disguise Modification
Hua Wuque and Xiao Yu'er did not rush on their way, but hid in another inn.
The two sat cross-legged on the bed facing each other, with a map spread out in the middle, and their heads were very close to each other, discussing their future course of action.
Xiao Yu'er pointed to Zhangjiazhuang and said, "This is our destination. Since Uncle Yan has settled down there, he probably won't move casually."
Hua Wuhua nodded and said, "Yes, Miss Xiaohuan should only be 13 years old this year, moving frequently is not good for children's education."
Xiao Yu'er said: "It's far from Zhangjiazhuang, even riding a horse will take half a month. But... Now that Yaoyue should have been rescued by Lian Xing, it's better for us to avoid these two crazy women."
Hua Wuque frowned, and couldn't help saying something for her two aunts: "Although they adopted me with ulterior motives, they have always treated me well, Xiao Yuer..."
Xiao Yu'er stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Okay, I made a slip of the tongue. Even if I hate them, I shouldn't say it in front of you. Next time, I will say it in my heart."
Hua Wuque smiled, shook her head helplessly, and changed the subject: "There are so many eyeliners in Yihua Palace, how can we avoid them?"
Xiao Yu'er suddenly became interested, took Hua Wuque's hand, and said with a smile: "Why don't we modify it! Although my disguise technique is not invincible, it can still rank among the top three."
Hua Wuque smiled softly, rubbed Xiao Yu'er's cheek, and said with a smile, "What do you want us to change into?"
Xiao Yuer chuckled, and rubbed against Hua Wuque's side, rubbing his big head against his shoulder: "Why don't you dress up as a woman and pretend to be my daughter-in-law, and I'll dress myself up as an ugly guy."
Hua Wuque looked at Xiao Yu'er carefully for a while, then said with a smile, "That's a good idea, you should look pretty in a man's disguise."
Xiao Yuer stared: "It's you who is disguised as a man!"
Hua Wuque smiled and said, "Isn't it just you who disguised yourself as a man?"
Xiao Yuer scratched his head frantically, stared at Hua Wuque resentfully and said, "Brother, you have turned bad, this is so sad."
Hua Wuque sighed after Youyou, and said helplessly, "Those who are close to ink are black, Gu Cheng will not deceive me."
Xiao Yu'er got angry, and resorted to his trump card: "If you don't dress up as a man, we will sleep in separate rooms at night!"
As soon as these words came out, the lethality was huge, and Hua Wuque immediately surrendered: "Isn't it just wearing women's clothes, don't tell me to wear women's clothes, you just let me not wear clothes..."
Xiao Yu'er looked at Hua Wuque with a half-smile, "How about not wearing clothes?"
Hua Wuque smiled and said: "Then I have to think about it, we can't hurt the gentleman."
Xiao Yu'er won the victory, he ran out of bed excitedly, brought his small parcel over, and took out many bottles and cans from it.
Hua Wuque worked hard to make the final fight for herself: "Wearing women's clothing is fine, but can you disguise me as another person first, or else people will see it, and I will stop going out to wander the rivers and lakes in the future."
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Don't worry, I've always been reliable in my work."
Hua Wuque said: "However, it's not suitable to disguise ourselves in this place, because the people in the inn know that the two of us have stayed here. If we didn't check out and two strangers appeared, everyone would be suspicious."
Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, and said: "We can't go out and buy changed clothes by ourselves, it's too easy to be exposed..." He suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and clapped his hands: "We can keep changing our appearance at the beginning, so After changing our image several times, they will not be able to track our original appearance!"
Hua Wuque hugged Xiao Yu'er, and said with a smile, "Honey, you are so smart, if Big Auntie and the others are as good at martial arts as you, together they are no match for you." He was expressing a fact completely from the bottom of his heart.
Xiao Yu'er proudly said: "Of course, even now, the two of them still can't beat me! Let's wait and see!"
Under the scorching sun, on the path, a donkey cart drove by a bearded farmer, and a country woman with thick hands and feet was sitting in the cart.
These two people are Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque, without a doubt, they swaggered past under the eyeliner of Yihua Palace along the way, no one could see it!
Because no one could have imagined that their son, who was always obsessed with cleanliness and was as pure as a fairy, would transform into a country woman!
It can make Hua Wuque go all out, which shows how difficult Yaoyue is, and of course, Xiao Yuer is also difficult.
Hua Wuque sat leisurely in the car, without any embarrassment, not because he was thick-skinned, but because he had been with Xiao Yuer for a long time, he had completely figured it out.Anyway, it's not my own face that I'm bearing now, and it's the one who loses others who loses face.
Since he was a child, he has followed the rules in everything he does. Every day, he is served by a large group of maids, eats the best food, lives in the best place, and practices the best martial arts.This kind of life, if he says he is not satisfied, then in the eyes of others, it is like being in the blessing and not knowing the blessing.However, if the price of all this is freedom, is it worth it?
No matter what others think, at least Hua Wuque thinks all this is not worth it.
Sometimes he would think that if his parents hadn't died, then he and Xiao Yu'er would have grown up together, and then he wouldn't miss Xiao Yu'er's more than ten years past.
But... If this is really the case, then the two of them can only be brothers.
Every time he thought of this, he didn't know whether he should hate his aunt or thank her.
But all of this is not important anymore, Hua Wuque squinted his eyes, looking at the sun above his head, with a charming smile on the corner of his lips.As long as Xiao Yu'er is by his side, nothing matters.
"Hey, people in front stop!"
Suddenly there was a soft voice from behind, the voice was extremely familiar, except for Xiaojiali, no woman was so full of air.
Xiao Yu'er turned a deaf ear to it, just hurried on her way, feeling bitter in her heart, she was really unlucky to meet such an evil star today.
Seeing that the man driving the carriage dared to ignore her, Zhang Jing became angry immediately, and whipped the horse's buttocks, the horse galloped in pain, and caught up with Xiao Yu'er after a while.
Zhang Jing stopped the horse, blocked the road sideways, and said angrily: "Aren't you tired of living, and dare to ignore my aunt's questions!"
Xiao Yu'er curled his lips secretly, this girl is getting more and more arrogant, thinking of this, another bad idea came up in his heart, he looked at Zhang Jing pretending to be confused, and said in a dialect: "What are you talking about, I listen don't know."
Zhang Jing cursed secretly: "You bumpkin."
She took out the portrait of Xiao Yu'er from her bosom, pointed to the portrait and asked, "Have you seen this man?" She slowed down her speech so that the farmer in front of her could hear clearly.
Xiao Yu'er snickered inwardly, with a simple and honest look on his face: "I've seen him before, he looks like a fairy descended from the earth, I've seen it once and I can't forget it." After he finished speaking, he turned to look at the flower. Wu Que smirked and said, "Old woman, I'm right."
Hua Wuque nodded with a smile, thinking [you can be proud, you can only show off your quick tongue, it doesn't matter what others think, the facts are the most important. 】This is why Xiao Yuer has to admit defeat when encountering Hua Wuque in two lifetimes. Under absolute force, all schemes and schemes are paper tigers.
When Zhang Jing heard that this person had met Xiao Yuer, Zhang Jing was so happy that she couldn't bear it anymore. She had been looking for Xiao Yuer for more than two years. During these two years, Xiao Yuer seemed to have completely disappeared. There is no news at all, if not for hearing that Xiao Yu'er was arrested by Yihua Palace not long ago, she would not have chased here.
Zhang Jing raised her chin and asked, "Where have you seen him?"
Xiao Yu'er pretended to be nervous, and stammered, "I saw him at the gate of a courtyard in the city."
Zhang Jingxi said: "Take me there!"
Xiao Yu'er wondered: "But I have to go home, otherwise the sun will go down when I get home."
Zhang Jing took out a gold ingot from her bosom, threw it on the donkey cart, and said, "Is that enough?"
Xiao Yu'er was overjoyed, picked up the gold ingot, and bit it with his teeth, portraying a country bumpkin who had never seen the world very well.After confirming that it was real gold, he still didn't forget to turn his head and hand the gold to his wife with an apologetic smile: "Old woman, keep it for you."
Hua Wuque took the gold with a smile and stopped talking.
Zhang Jing asked strangely, "Why haven't you heard your wife say anything?"
Xiao Yu'er said with a bitter face: "The old woman is dumb, she can't speak." It is true that Hua Wuque usually doesn't talk much, and now because she doesn't understand how country women talk, she simply pretends to be dumb.
Zhang Jing asked about other people's sore feet, coughed in embarrassment, and said, "Hurry up and take me to find him."
It was already evening when they arrived in the city, Xiao Yu'er led Zhang Jing to an alley, and said, "Wait, I'll help you look first."
After saying that, he left.
Zhang Jing waited boredly, did she want to talk to Hua Wuque, Hua Wuque just smiled, is he dumb now, how should he answer?
Maybe it was the first time I met such a good audience. The key is that this audience will not reveal her secrets. She couldn't help it for a while, and said, "Do you know why I am looking for the person in the portrait?"
Hua Wuque shook his head, actually, he was very curious.
Zhang Jing sighed: "I don't know why I have to find him. I grew up so big. He is the only man who will make me suffer. It's okay to bully me. I should hate him, but I just can't forget him. Seeing him It's his time, I wish I could kill him, but I will miss him even if I don't see him."
Hua Wuque thought to himself [Little Yu'er should change his name, look at your ability to attract bees and butterflies!Women are really the strangest creatures in the world, and she looks down on people who treat her well.She never forgets those who treat her badly. 】Actually, men and women get along very well on this point, otherwise how could there be such a sentence [What you can’t get is good. 】
The two sat cross-legged on the bed facing each other, with a map spread out in the middle, and their heads were very close to each other, discussing their future course of action.
Xiao Yu'er pointed to Zhangjiazhuang and said, "This is our destination. Since Uncle Yan has settled down there, he probably won't move casually."
Hua Wuhua nodded and said, "Yes, Miss Xiaohuan should only be 13 years old this year, moving frequently is not good for children's education."
Xiao Yu'er said: "It's far from Zhangjiazhuang, even riding a horse will take half a month. But... Now that Yaoyue should have been rescued by Lian Xing, it's better for us to avoid these two crazy women."
Hua Wuque frowned, and couldn't help saying something for her two aunts: "Although they adopted me with ulterior motives, they have always treated me well, Xiao Yuer..."
Xiao Yu'er stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Okay, I made a slip of the tongue. Even if I hate them, I shouldn't say it in front of you. Next time, I will say it in my heart."
Hua Wuque smiled, shook her head helplessly, and changed the subject: "There are so many eyeliners in Yihua Palace, how can we avoid them?"
Xiao Yu'er suddenly became interested, took Hua Wuque's hand, and said with a smile: "Why don't we modify it! Although my disguise technique is not invincible, it can still rank among the top three."
Hua Wuque smiled softly, rubbed Xiao Yu'er's cheek, and said with a smile, "What do you want us to change into?"
Xiao Yuer chuckled, and rubbed against Hua Wuque's side, rubbing his big head against his shoulder: "Why don't you dress up as a woman and pretend to be my daughter-in-law, and I'll dress myself up as an ugly guy."
Hua Wuque looked at Xiao Yu'er carefully for a while, then said with a smile, "That's a good idea, you should look pretty in a man's disguise."
Xiao Yuer stared: "It's you who is disguised as a man!"
Hua Wuque smiled and said, "Isn't it just you who disguised yourself as a man?"
Xiao Yuer scratched his head frantically, stared at Hua Wuque resentfully and said, "Brother, you have turned bad, this is so sad."
Hua Wuque sighed after Youyou, and said helplessly, "Those who are close to ink are black, Gu Cheng will not deceive me."
Xiao Yu'er got angry, and resorted to his trump card: "If you don't dress up as a man, we will sleep in separate rooms at night!"
As soon as these words came out, the lethality was huge, and Hua Wuque immediately surrendered: "Isn't it just wearing women's clothes, don't tell me to wear women's clothes, you just let me not wear clothes..."
Xiao Yu'er looked at Hua Wuque with a half-smile, "How about not wearing clothes?"
Hua Wuque smiled and said: "Then I have to think about it, we can't hurt the gentleman."
Xiao Yu'er won the victory, he ran out of bed excitedly, brought his small parcel over, and took out many bottles and cans from it.
Hua Wuque worked hard to make the final fight for herself: "Wearing women's clothing is fine, but can you disguise me as another person first, or else people will see it, and I will stop going out to wander the rivers and lakes in the future."
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Don't worry, I've always been reliable in my work."
Hua Wuque said: "However, it's not suitable to disguise ourselves in this place, because the people in the inn know that the two of us have stayed here. If we didn't check out and two strangers appeared, everyone would be suspicious."
Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, and said: "We can't go out and buy changed clothes by ourselves, it's too easy to be exposed..." He suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and clapped his hands: "We can keep changing our appearance at the beginning, so After changing our image several times, they will not be able to track our original appearance!"
Hua Wuque hugged Xiao Yu'er, and said with a smile, "Honey, you are so smart, if Big Auntie and the others are as good at martial arts as you, together they are no match for you." He was expressing a fact completely from the bottom of his heart.
Xiao Yu'er proudly said: "Of course, even now, the two of them still can't beat me! Let's wait and see!"
Under the scorching sun, on the path, a donkey cart drove by a bearded farmer, and a country woman with thick hands and feet was sitting in the cart.
These two people are Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque, without a doubt, they swaggered past under the eyeliner of Yihua Palace along the way, no one could see it!
Because no one could have imagined that their son, who was always obsessed with cleanliness and was as pure as a fairy, would transform into a country woman!
It can make Hua Wuque go all out, which shows how difficult Yaoyue is, and of course, Xiao Yuer is also difficult.
Hua Wuque sat leisurely in the car, without any embarrassment, not because he was thick-skinned, but because he had been with Xiao Yuer for a long time, he had completely figured it out.Anyway, it's not my own face that I'm bearing now, and it's the one who loses others who loses face.
Since he was a child, he has followed the rules in everything he does. Every day, he is served by a large group of maids, eats the best food, lives in the best place, and practices the best martial arts.This kind of life, if he says he is not satisfied, then in the eyes of others, it is like being in the blessing and not knowing the blessing.However, if the price of all this is freedom, is it worth it?
No matter what others think, at least Hua Wuque thinks all this is not worth it.
Sometimes he would think that if his parents hadn't died, then he and Xiao Yu'er would have grown up together, and then he wouldn't miss Xiao Yu'er's more than ten years past.
But... If this is really the case, then the two of them can only be brothers.
Every time he thought of this, he didn't know whether he should hate his aunt or thank her.
But all of this is not important anymore, Hua Wuque squinted his eyes, looking at the sun above his head, with a charming smile on the corner of his lips.As long as Xiao Yu'er is by his side, nothing matters.
"Hey, people in front stop!"
Suddenly there was a soft voice from behind, the voice was extremely familiar, except for Xiaojiali, no woman was so full of air.
Xiao Yu'er turned a deaf ear to it, just hurried on her way, feeling bitter in her heart, she was really unlucky to meet such an evil star today.
Seeing that the man driving the carriage dared to ignore her, Zhang Jing became angry immediately, and whipped the horse's buttocks, the horse galloped in pain, and caught up with Xiao Yu'er after a while.
Zhang Jing stopped the horse, blocked the road sideways, and said angrily: "Aren't you tired of living, and dare to ignore my aunt's questions!"
Xiao Yu'er curled his lips secretly, this girl is getting more and more arrogant, thinking of this, another bad idea came up in his heart, he looked at Zhang Jing pretending to be confused, and said in a dialect: "What are you talking about, I listen don't know."
Zhang Jing cursed secretly: "You bumpkin."
She took out the portrait of Xiao Yu'er from her bosom, pointed to the portrait and asked, "Have you seen this man?" She slowed down her speech so that the farmer in front of her could hear clearly.
Xiao Yu'er snickered inwardly, with a simple and honest look on his face: "I've seen him before, he looks like a fairy descended from the earth, I've seen it once and I can't forget it." After he finished speaking, he turned to look at the flower. Wu Que smirked and said, "Old woman, I'm right."
Hua Wuque nodded with a smile, thinking [you can be proud, you can only show off your quick tongue, it doesn't matter what others think, the facts are the most important. 】This is why Xiao Yuer has to admit defeat when encountering Hua Wuque in two lifetimes. Under absolute force, all schemes and schemes are paper tigers.
When Zhang Jing heard that this person had met Xiao Yuer, Zhang Jing was so happy that she couldn't bear it anymore. She had been looking for Xiao Yuer for more than two years. During these two years, Xiao Yuer seemed to have completely disappeared. There is no news at all, if not for hearing that Xiao Yu'er was arrested by Yihua Palace not long ago, she would not have chased here.
Zhang Jing raised her chin and asked, "Where have you seen him?"
Xiao Yu'er pretended to be nervous, and stammered, "I saw him at the gate of a courtyard in the city."
Zhang Jingxi said: "Take me there!"
Xiao Yu'er wondered: "But I have to go home, otherwise the sun will go down when I get home."
Zhang Jing took out a gold ingot from her bosom, threw it on the donkey cart, and said, "Is that enough?"
Xiao Yu'er was overjoyed, picked up the gold ingot, and bit it with his teeth, portraying a country bumpkin who had never seen the world very well.After confirming that it was real gold, he still didn't forget to turn his head and hand the gold to his wife with an apologetic smile: "Old woman, keep it for you."
Hua Wuque took the gold with a smile and stopped talking.
Zhang Jing asked strangely, "Why haven't you heard your wife say anything?"
Xiao Yu'er said with a bitter face: "The old woman is dumb, she can't speak." It is true that Hua Wuque usually doesn't talk much, and now because she doesn't understand how country women talk, she simply pretends to be dumb.
Zhang Jing asked about other people's sore feet, coughed in embarrassment, and said, "Hurry up and take me to find him."
It was already evening when they arrived in the city, Xiao Yu'er led Zhang Jing to an alley, and said, "Wait, I'll help you look first."
After saying that, he left.
Zhang Jing waited boredly, did she want to talk to Hua Wuque, Hua Wuque just smiled, is he dumb now, how should he answer?
Maybe it was the first time I met such a good audience. The key is that this audience will not reveal her secrets. She couldn't help it for a while, and said, "Do you know why I am looking for the person in the portrait?"
Hua Wuque shook his head, actually, he was very curious.
Zhang Jing sighed: "I don't know why I have to find him. I grew up so big. He is the only man who will make me suffer. It's okay to bully me. I should hate him, but I just can't forget him. Seeing him It's his time, I wish I could kill him, but I will miss him even if I don't see him."
Hua Wuque thought to himself [Little Yu'er should change his name, look at your ability to attract bees and butterflies!Women are really the strangest creatures in the world, and she looks down on people who treat her well.She never forgets those who treat her badly. 】Actually, men and women get along very well on this point, otherwise how could there be such a sentence [What you can’t get is good. 】
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