Bitter melon mode starts!

The child asked pure questions with an innocent expression, Mu Yunzhe could only put away his impure heart and replied in a very honest voice, "That's my place." He flicked Lin Lin's chirp with his fingers.

"Ah!" Lin Lin exclaimed while covering her little guy, then immediately moved away and sat on Mu Yunzhe's lower abdomen, "Is it crushed?"

In fact, being bounced by Mu Yunzhe didn't hurt, so he just covered it and then let go, and then used his little hand to reach down, "If it's crushed, you can't pee." And he muttered softly.

When Mu Yunzhe made a move to stop him, Lin Lin had already reached out to hold him.

This is not taking advantage, this is not taking advantage.This is not taking advantage!

This is teasing!

However, when he looked at Lin Lin's small face, the child's expression was extremely serious.Mu Yunzhe felt that he was going to be nervous, "It's not broken, just let go."

But Lin Lin rubbed it.The man's things are very soft at this moment, the last time it was through the underwear, this time it is a real touch, not white or not.

"How do you know it's not broken? Would you like to pee on me?"

Mu Yunzhe broke the child's hand vigorously to get him off his body, stood up and got out of the bathtub, "Go to the bar by yourself."

"Angry?" Lin Lin also jumped out of the bathtub naked.

Mu Yunzhe took the bath towel and wrapped it around his waist, and walked straight to the bar. He needed to drink some water and think about it.

Holding the cup in one hand to drink water, and the other in order to prevent the child from affecting his thinking, Mu Yunzhe hugged his hand to his chest.

So, Lin Lin grabbed the towel around his waist, and with too much force, the towel fell off.But this time Lin Lin had a long memory, he didn't look at the man's naked butt, but just raised his head and stared hard at the man's eyes that were about to get angry.

Mu Yunzhe put the cup on the table, due to some force, the sound almost made him think the cup was broken.In fact, I'm really not angry, just, indescribably depressed.He is a 21-year-old adult man being teased by a child, and he has an innocent face, you can't tell.Therefore, Mu Yunzhe decided to teach him a lesson with a straight face, otherwise he would feel that he was at a disadvantage.

He took out another bathrobe from the cabinet to wrap it around, fastened the belt, "Lin Lin, did you forget what I told you last time?"

"What's the matter?"

"You can't touch other people's *s casually." The child was a little nervous, and Mu Yunzhe felt a little proud.

"You said you would hurt me."

here we go again!Tears welled up again.

"I will love you, but the premise is that you don't mess around." Hold on, don't be soft-hearted!Otherwise, you will always be bullied in the future!

"I haven't." Lin Lin said, "I'm very good, and I care about you."

Mu Yunzhe knelt down so that he didn't have to look up at himself, and put the towel just now on him, "Since you are very good, tell me, what did you read to study besides the dictionary?" He didn't believe it After reading the dictionary, the mind becomes so much twisted and twisted?

Lin Lin looked at him and blinked, "Computer."

"When did you watch it?" The number of times I took him to watch the computer was very limited, and he didn't do anything else, so I must have watched it secretly.

The child does not speak.

"It's not terrible to make mistakes, what's terrible is lying, sophistry and shirking responsibility." Maybe the child is afraid of talking about him, Mu Yunzhe assured, "Tell brother, I'll give you delicious meat later."

"I don't eat meat." Lin Lin refused.

"chocolate."

Lin Lin swallowed and shook her head.Because he understands that a man's words don't count, he won't pamper himself all the time, he will spank his own butt, and he will also get angry. It is clearly written that way in the notebook, but he does it like this, and he will cheat .So, shake your head.

Xiao Mian, I can't cure you!

Mu Yunzhe got up and walked to the small refrigerator, opened it and took out the ice cream inside, "Hey, tell me, there are delicious ones, you haven't eaten them before." He put the ice cream box on Lin Lin's cheek, "Very It's delicious, better than meat."

Lin Lin looked at the ice cream in his hand. He hadn't eaten it, but it was ice-cold and looked pretty good.

Mu Yunzhe opened the lid in front of him, even tore off the wrapping film, scooped out a spoonful from the small silver spoon in the bar drawer, put it in front of Lin Lin's mouth, and "tasted" the ice cream that no child could resist. lure.

The aroma of strawberries and milk rushed into Lin Lin's nose, and he compromised, "At night, after you fell asleep, I read it on the computer." Take a quick bite, it's delicious!

"What did you see?" Another spoonful, a little more than before.

"How to be a good boy." Ahhh!

Mu Yunzhe didn't believe it, "Tell the truth."

Compromise is also a selective compromise.After seeing a man's denial, he must not be able to tell the truth. He is not really stupid. Just kissing his mouth makes a man tangled up to death. If he talks about having a baby with him, he swears that Mu Yunzhe will definitely push him back to the soil of the yard. inside.

"Why, be a good boy in someone else's house." Lin Lin licked the spoon, "It's not my own, there is no blood relationship, no one hurts me, I have to be good." He used his trump card, "Not human, not good will be disliked, will be hated."

Mu Yunzhe knew that his heart softened again, so he gave him the ice cream, "Eat slowly."

"Can I eat it all?"

"Of course, but you can't eat too fast, you can only eat one can, or you will have a stomachache." Uh, "People will have a stomachache if they eat too much. You are still young, so be careful."

"Then can I eat another box when I grow up?"

"can."

Mu Yunzhe didn't know where to start. Just now, he made up his mind to educate the child well so as to establish his mighty image, but he failed because of the child's words and eyes.

Therefore, this child is particularly difficult to deal with!It's definitely not what it was when it first appeared!

In fact, there is nothing wrong with this. It proves that the child is very smart, very smart, can draw inferences from one instance, and has a super ability to absorb knowledge, whether it is good or bad.

But Mu Yunzhe felt uneasy inexplicably.The long-term vigilance and habit of keeping everything in order, planning all kinds of results first, and preparing countermeasures are not applicable to Lin Lin, and he will even be teased. He admits that he is a little nervous , But this kind of deep-rooted thing is hard to get rid of.

Just like what he thought about before, liking is not equal to love, not to mention that this little guy will grow older than him in a short time, and now it seems that Mu Yunzhe is no longer his opponent.So, when the child is older, will Lin Lin still listen to him?

Obviously just now, I wanted to let the children know that they should not do anything casually, but in the end, I was the one who was bothered, so it failed.

Lin Lin sat on the chair and swayed his legs to finish eating a box of ice cream, but he kept looking at Mu Yunzhe. For this man, he had already worked hard to learn everything he could, including pretending to be innocent.

Seeing Mu Yunzhe frown, watching Mu Yunzhe ponder, watching him sigh, watching him seem to be in a difficult situation, lost the joy of the previous few days.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Lin walked over and squatted down.

Mu Yunzhe looked at Lin Lin who had returned to his 16-year-old appearance at some point, and sure enough, it was unexpected again.

Seeing that he didn't want to say anything, Lin Lin held his hand.

I can't feel it yet, I can't feel Mu Yunzhe's heart, but I can barely understand the man's emotions, which are unpleasant.

"Are you unhappy?" Lin Lin continued to stroke his palm, "Is it because of me? If it's because I touched you just now that made you unhappy, I apologize."

"No, it's my own problem."

"Before, you told me everything, no matter what it was, even trivial things. I was very happy."

Ever since Bitter Melon turned into a human, Mu Yunzhe never said anything about his thoughts.

"Can it be the same as before? You speak, and I'll listen." Lin Lin asked, "I can also speak, and I'll tell you. I couldn't speak before, but now I can."

"Do you still want to listen?" To be precise, it should be, do you still listen to me!

"Of course!" Lin Lin's eyes sparkled, "You forgot that we are together and we will not be separated."

"But I'm still worried."

"worry about what?"

"You, grow up too fast."

"Maybe it's because I'm still unstable when I become a human. It will be better when I become an adult."

"How old is an adult?"

The boy leaned on his lap and touched the man's calf, which was very firm, "I don't know, this is the first time I have become a human." He then asked, "Tell me, what else?"

"Will you become a little old man overnight?" Don't mess around!here we go again!

"will not."

"How do you know?" Mu Yunzhe didn't believe it.

Lin Lin said, "In your human words, intuition."

Mu Yunzhe smiled, "You can use such a ridiculous reason."

"Just believe it."

"What's the matter with you suddenly speaking so well and thinking so clearly?" Mu Yunzhe changed the subject.

"Thank you." Lin Lin said, "You usually tell me too much, once you master the method and can speak, it will come naturally." He rubbed his face on Mu Yunzhe's hand, " If you didn't talk so much, I wouldn't be able to speak so neatly now."

"You talk about me being long-winded again."

"No." The boy said, "What's this called?"

"prenatal education."

After Mu Yunzhe finished speaking, he was happy, but Lin Lin was thinking about the pregnancy video on the computer, as if he was talking about prenatal education, that is, he was talking to the child in his stomach.

He nodded, so this is prenatal education, so when I get pregnant with a baby, I will definitely let a man come to prenatal education!

Looking at the way Lin Lin looked at him, Mu Yunzhe felt that anyway, the child would never want to have anything else again, so it was not a good thing anyway.

Still wanting to say something, the boy looked forward to a bright future and smiled sweetly at Mu Yunzhe.Mu Yunzhe was a little overwhelmed immediately, this move was too ruthless, no matter what he wanted to ask or what he wanted to say, he threw it out of the blue, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up.

Seeing the smile on Mu Yunzhe's face again, Lin Lin was very happy, so he asked, "Are you happy? Can I have another box of ice cream?"

"So, you were so obedient just now to eat ice cream?" From the cloud to the bottom of the valley.

"No, no, no! I'm really good." Lin Lin hurriedly explained.

"To prove that you are really good, don't eat this box." Mu Yunzhe took out a box from the refrigerator and opened it, "To prove your sincerity, watch me eat."

The author has something to say: Little Bitter Gourd: Mu Yunzhe, you really think too much!

Mu Yunzhe: It's your words that are ambiguous.

Little Bitter Gourd: Aren’t you narrow-minded?

Mu Yunzhe: In fact, you will be fine if you don't eat.

Little Bitter Gourd: Don’t always treat me with food!

Mu Yunzhe: Then let's go to bed and have a showdown!