The sad life of escape brother

Yaoshun returned to his room and quickly turned on the Internet.

Browsing materials that I would never consider in my lifetime.

Click into the recommended forum and look at the many titles in it.

[What is attack 1 and receive 0? 】

Yaoshun glanced at it and clicked in.

[In gays, the attacker is the active party, and the receiving party is the receiving party, which means that the receiving party will be the woman. 】

After reading this sentence, Yaoshun began to show stiffness, and his heart began to bear the shock.

If he competes with his brothers, will he be the attacker?The hands couldn't help shaking.

[Test between you and your lover, do you attack 1 or receive 0? 】

Yaoshun clicked in, good, this might give him a little confidence.

As a result, a question with a star appeared.

[Before this, have you slept together? 】

【Yes/Not yet】

After clicking on this unanswered answer, the question and answer test paper was opened.

[First, compared to the other person, are you taller or shorter? 】

Yaoshun nodded without hesitation.A group of monsters who eat bamboo and grow up!

All of them are more than ten centimeters taller than him, can he compare! ! !

[Second, compared with the other party's psychological age, are you mature or him? 】

His trembling hands clicked his mature choice, and their behavior was completely incomparable.

The group of guys spoke clearly and logically, and he was usually the one who conceded defeat.

[Third, compared to the other party physically, are you stronger or him? 】

Yaoshun, who had touched and seen the perfectly proportioned bodies of these brothers, shrank suddenly, but finally clicked on his answer.

[Fourth, once there is a dispute between the two parties, will you apologize first or him? 】

At this point, usually the group of guys apologized first and clicked on his answer again.

[Fifth, when both parties kiss, who is in control? 】

Recalling the situation of their kiss, the pink color began to stain Yaoshun's cheeks, and he clicked his answer reluctantly.

[Sixth, between the two parties, who is the most capricious? 】

Actually, this question is aimed at me, right...

After Yaoshun finished clicking all the questions, he waited for the final reply.

[Don't think too much, I'm just a tsundere, but I still don't give up and want to be the attacker, I advise you, please don't die, you must know that the attack is irreversible~~]

Irreversible attack~~

Irreversible~~

Irreversible~~

Reversible~~

Inverse yo~~

Yo ~~

Yo peat!I have to be the recipient? !Yaoshun was so angry that he smashed the computer.

bang bang—

The computer suddenly made a crackling sound, decisively announcing to the owner that this machine is scrapped!

Without looking at the scrapped computer in front of him, he went straight to the bathroom to take a good hot bath to drive away the cold body temperature.

At this time, Yaoshun was lying in the hot jacuzzi with his eyes closed, thinking of nothing, and slowly fell into sleep like this.

When it was time to have dinner, the four of them had already moved from the room to the dining table, and saw that the table was already filled with a lot of hot food, but the greedy master still disappeared.

None of the four people sitting at the dining table had any appetite to eat, and they waited for a long time.

The four of them lowered their heads and thought about it. Those who fully understood the gluttonous younger brother knew that no matter how angry Yaoshun was, he would never make trouble with his stomach.

When the four of them thought of this, they all got up together and went to Yaoshun's room together.

"Knock Knock-"

After knocking on the door for a long time, there was still no response, which made the hearts of the four of them lift up again.

Shouldn't it be crossing over again! ! !

Jiu Lanshu directly broke the door lock forcefully.

Tick ​​tick - it's the sound of water!Immediately attracted the attention of four people.

There was no closed bathroom, so Aizen Sousuke entered first.The light brown pupils tightened, as if seeing a shocking scene.

The person reflected in the brown eyeholes, I don’t know if it’s because the hot water vapor drifts around, dyeing the usually fair skin with a pink color, and the wet black hair falls into the bathroom drop by drop. on vitrified tiles.The beauty with her right hand overlapping her left just leaned against the side of the bathtub and fell asleep peacefully.

The noses of the four people who suddenly saw this heavenly scene were itchy.

It's as if the succubus who tempted the world is tempting them to commit crimes.

When he took a look, Sebastian had already carried Yaoshun up from the bathtub, wiped Yaoshun's body with a towel beside him, and tried his best to resist the impulse.

"Hmm." After leaving the comfortable heating, the sleeping person gradually opened his eyelids, looking at the person in front of him in a daze.

Sebastian thoughtfully buttoned the clothes one by one, put on a small underwear, and put on a pair of white half trousers.

After serving everything, he lifted Yaoshun's buttocks with his familiar hands, hugged them and went downstairs.Although the three of them were dissatisfied, they would not be so stupid as to be jealous at this moment.

Wrapping his hands around Sebas's neck, his head rested heavily on Sebas's shoulders, and he closed his eyes and rubbed against the warm pillow comfortably.

The tenderness in the man's eyes was almost overflowing, and the corners of his mouth could not help but rise, as if he was very happy with the actions of the person in his arms.

It is not in vain that he deliberately raised his body temperature, Yaoshun likes to get close to the warm air when he sleeps.

However, how could Yaoshun eat while sleeping like this?Sebas rubbed his forehead with a headache.

Aizen Soyousuke bit his own finger, and fed his bloody index finger into Yaoshun's mouth.

"Give some sweets and you will wake up."

I know this gluttonous brother very well, and after Aizen Soyousuke pulled out his finger, he gradually woke up because there was no dessert to suck.

In the dream, he was chasing Yaoshun who was eating chicken legs, and suddenly found that his chicken legs had escaped from his mouth.

"My chicken...leg...why is it missing?"

Soon he woke up from the struggle in the dream, rubbed his eyes with his hands, and felt something was wrong when he looked at the three handsome guys who were so handsome.

When he looked at his location again, it was even more strange.

He was obviously taking a bath, so why did he suddenly sit at the dining table neatly dressed.There were only three people in front of me, so where did the other one go?Why is this seat so strange, it feels very good to the touch.

Sebastian's warm breath whispered in Yaoshun's ear: "Aren't you awake yet?" The nails were painted black, and the pink and tender earlobes were pinched with the index finger and thumb.

Yaoshun stammered: "Wake up, wake up." It turned out that the good touch was from the old brother's chest.How could he wake up and sit on Sebas's body!

"Come on, I'll feed you."

For the convenience of feeding, Sebastian placed Yaoshun in the next seat.The dishes and rice were on the plate, and the spoon was picked up by Sebastian and fed to Yaoshun.

The spoon that was handed to me, glanced at Sebastian's smiling face, clearly meaning to eat it for me.

Yaoshun subconsciously opened his mouth to eat, chewing the food in his mouth, and soon Sebas held the food in front of his eyes, and repeated the previous action again.

When he thought he would be relieved after eating a bowl of rice, he saw that his rice bowl was full again, and the feeder was transferred from Sebastian to Jiu Lanshu.When Yaoshun's scalp was numb and he looked at Jiu Lanshu who was smiling gently, why did the group of men change after he fell asleep.

"...Brother Shu, I'll do it myself." Yao wanted to reach out to take Jiu Lanshu's spoon, but Jiu Lanshu dodged it, and then he still smiled, but Yaoshun felt black silk flames in his smile Emerging from behind, brother, your signature melancholy face!

Sweating, he forced himself to open his mouth and continued to be fed.

Blinking and eating the tasteless food in your mouth, in fact, you are trying to curry favor with me, right? ! !

After eating a bowl of rice again, I saw that the feeder in front of me changed again.

"I...no..." Before the words could be pronounced, he was interrupted.

Aizen Soyou raised his eyebrows lightly and said, "Open your mouth." Xiemei's charming eyes stared straight at the prey, and the dangerous atmosphere exuded around him, which made the prey nervous and obediently ate.

"Good boy." Blue Ran Soyou Jie smiled and said something that made Yaoshun indigestion.

Brother, how arrogant are you!

In the end, I saw the brother who was the softest on the ranking list in my heart, and looked at Tsuruga Lian with tears in my eyes, as if you wouldn't treat me like this, right... right.

Seeing Yaoshun's expression of wanting to shed tears, he put down the dishes in his hands, with a frustrated face, "Since you don't want to eat, I won't force you."

When Yaoshun successfully broke through Lian's defense wall, he was not particularly happy. On the contrary, when he saw Lian's appearance, he felt that he should not be like this.

Pulling Tsuruga Lian's sleeve, "...I want the pork ribs and fish, can you bring them to me?"

At this moment, Lian picked up the dishes and put them on the plate for Yaoshun, but she still didn't see Yaoshun eating. Later, she saw Yaoshun opening her mouth as if you were here to feed.

Seeing the harmony between the two, the other three people felt a burst of displeasure in their hearts.

It's a good move to retreat, the three of them thought to themselves.

This comfortable meal is accompanied by pain, which is really a stomachache.

A servant brought fruit and placed it on the table. After glancing at his young master's condition, he bowed and left.

In the next second, the young master's roar was heard.

"Come again, I'll show you to death."

The servants shook their heads in unison, our young master is in a hurry.

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