Boss Su is so pretentious

Qian Xiyang is a dog, he knows it himself.

But he never thought that he would really turn into a dog when he woke up one day, and this symptom would appear on No. 15 of the lunar calendar every month, from morning to night.

The specific reason is unknown, and Su Jiashang and Qian Xiyang, who were in a hurry, sought many masters of metaphysics, but they did not get a proper solution.

For Qian Xiyang's question, Suhang gave the reason in an unexpected direction: "Because Teacher Qian is too stupid, when you snatch someone else's brother, you must be prepared to be retribution!"

Not long after he finished speaking, Qian Zhanen also turned into a dog.

Qian Zhanen adapted well to this, and even began to ask Qian Xiyang for advice on how to be a dog.

Suhang was so anxious that he found Su Jiashang and cried secretly: "Cousin woo woo woo, if the little Shiba Inu becomes a dog! Then what should I do! Our brother's life and that of Zhan En's are so miserable! Woohoo! It’s all Qian Xiyang’s fault, it’s really unfortunate to be close to it!”

Su Jiashang objected to his younger brother's cry. His slender fingers were stroking the hair on the head of the four-eyed iron-clad gold dog in his arms. Much gentler than a Shiba Inu.

He said: "Xiyang is so fluffy and cute now, because it was transformed from a human being, it doesn't tear down furniture, and it's very hygienic."

Su Jia said happily: "It even takes a bath by itself."

Su Hang: "...Brother, be normal."

Su Jia said: "Tsk, some people are not happy with their mouths, but they start to smooth the dog's hair with their hands."

As he spoke, he glanced at Su Hang's hand on the back of the little yellow Shiba Inu.

The little Shiba Inu Qian Zhanen ignored the two, but the more he looked at his dog brother Qian Xiyang, the more cute he felt. He grabbed Suhang's arm and asked him to put him down, and he wanted to lick his brother's fur.

Suhang raised his hand to touch its head, but it almost bit his palm.

Yes, Qian Zhanen doesn't like being touched on the head, it only likes to lick Qian Xiyang's fur.

Suhang couldn't stand it when he saw it.

"Zhan En! You can be a Shiba Inu, but you can't be someone else's licking dog!"

Su Jia corrected: "Xiyang is not a human, it is a dog."

Suhang: "..."

Qian Xiyang: "..."

Qian Zhanen: "..."

What does it mean to insult three people in one sentence?Tactical back (bushi.

Su Jiashang adapted well from the very beginning, and naturally he couldn't be bad in the future. He even asked his younger brother Su Hang to meet for a walk with the dog.

Su Jiashang led Qian Xiyang, Suhang led Qian Zhanen, and the two brothers went to the city's largest dog park together.

So there was an iron clad gold and a small Shiba Inu in the dog park, and there were also two handsome guys wearing glasses and masks.

Qian Xiyang and Qian Zhanen were handsome when they were humans, and they are also handsome dogs when they are dogs.

As soon as they appeared, they attracted the attention of many people and dogs, and many young ladies even came around to touch their fur.

In summer, the outdoor temperature was 34°C, but the Su brothers continued to emit air-conditioning.

Su Hang's eyes were fixed on the backs of the two dogs, and he talked to Su Jiashang without turning his head. He didn't know whether he wanted to explain to his brother or himself.

He said: "Hehe, the two dogs are really popular."

Su Jiashang also hehe: "Yes."

When he saw not only people touching Qian Xiyang's fur, but even dogs sniffing Qian Xiyang's body, he couldn't hold back at all. He walked over and picked up a big iron-clad gold.

He said: "Western dog, stop playing, let's go home."

A young lady seemed to recognize Su Jiashang, she stared at him with bright eyes.

But Su Jiashang is an off-line person, and obviously she is too.Even if the actor she likes stood in front of her, her attention was still elsewhere. She corrected: "Your dog isn't a Western dog, is it? It's our garden dog, or native dog for short."

Su Jiashang hummed lightly and said, "Well, Xiyang is his name."

That day there was a crazy woman on the Internet, she said: [Ahhh!When I was walking my dog ​​today, I met someone who looked very much like Su Jiashang!He even has a dog named Xiyang!Qiantang Jiashang is real!Who is knocking to death?It's me! 】

Comment below:

[It seems that the real master personally made the clay sculpture hhh]

[Isn't it?Can this also be drunk? 】

[Very well, another woman went crazy with CP. 】

Sometimes the more false it feels, the more truth lies beneath it.

Su Jiashang didn't care about this, he had always had a big heart, and he didn't think it was a big deal to be recognized, and that little girl didn't look like some crazy fan who would go to other people's bodies.

After he and Suhang left the dog park, they directly chose a barbecue restaurant to eat.

Su Jia had a non-human face, and he really didn't know how to do it. After all, the first time he met Qian Xiyang was when he hired a chef for himself.

After Qian Xiyang accepted that he would turn into a dog regularly, he would make a special meal for himself the day before the monthly transformation day, and then put it in the refrigerator for storage.

In the beginning, Su Jiashang didn't even know how to use a microwave oven, so Su Jiashang held Qian Xiyang, a big dog, and asked Qian Xiyang to fiddle with the machine with his dog's paws on his own.

Qian Xiyang sat down in his seat, drooling while staring at the meat on the barbecue plate.

He felt that he was not a real dog, but Su Jiashang was the real dog.

The waiter who came to serve the barbecue to the fairy Su Jia, his hands were trembling slightly, and his eyes glanced at Su Jiashang's face from time to time. He couldn't help but look so good-looking. He was thin and wore a loose sweater. When he put his elbows on the table and propped his chin sideways to stroke the dog, he could reveal a little delicate outline of the collarbone. His complexion was cold and white, and the warm light gave him a lot of spring colors. Or, he is the most beautiful April in the world. nice spring colors.

When he is not smiling, people will focus on the sharp edges and corners of his face, and feel that he is cold and inaccessible, but when his slender fingers pass through the dog's black hair, and then the corners of his mouth rise slightly, It's really laughing so hard that people's bones are crisp.

Su Jiashang was busy petting the dog, all she wanted was Qian Xiyang's dog head.

Qian Xiyang's eyes were only on the barbecue. Seeing that the barbecue would get mushy if he didn't turn it over, he raised his head to look at the lady serving the barbecue. Through the mask, he could see that she was smiling at Boss Su with crooked eyebrows and eyes.

Obviously, this is another fan who is obsessed with Boss Su's beauty.

He has no objection to chasing stars, but it is unacceptable to burn the meat.

So Qian Xiyang opened his mouth and reminded her: "Wow!"

This dog bark completely called back the waiter's soul. Su Jiashang raised his eyes to meet her slightly panicked eyes. He looked down at the baking tray and instantly understood the reason for Qian Xiyang's dog barking. He said: "My Xiyang is too greedy, but he is a good dog that doesn't bite, don't be afraid."

Western, non-biting, good dog.

When Su Jiashang said this sentence, he might just want to explain it, but when it entered the ears of those who cared, the true meaning of the words spread out in strange places.

The waiter's hands froze for a moment. No one could understand the huge waves in her heart at this moment.

"Oh my god! Could it be that Su Jiashang and Qian Xiyang are only in a business relationship? Su Jiashang is the owner of Jiashang Studio, and his friendship with Qian Xiyang is specially played for the audience? CP fans wake up! He already hates Qian Xiyang to the point that he wants to raise a dog with the same name to diss him! This is obviously the extreme hatred!"

Qian Xiyang looked at the pair of the waitress's eyebrows that sometimes raised and sometimes wrinkled together, just the eyebrows that couldn't calm down, and guessed that this person's inner drama was probably already rich to a certain extent.

He wanted to explain, but when he opened his mouth, thousands of words merged into three words: "Wow, woof!"

Su Jiashang was amused by his voice. After all, the person next to his pillow who gets along day and night usually speaks human language in his ear with a low voice. Qian Xiyang has turned into a dog and has a mouth that is also a subwoofer. This is really true. His jokes.

Suhang didn't have any messy filters for Qian Xiyang, and he also believed that his brain circuit was not as tortuous as his brother's.

He said to Qian Xiyang, "Qian Xiyang, stop your dog barking immediately."

He saw the little Shiba Inu in his arms tilting his head and looking at him with disapproval on his face. Thinking of Qian Zhanen's brother-controlling attributes, his head hurts. If he said bad things about Qian Xiyang in front of him, the little Shiba Inu would take revenge Yes, so he had to make amends for himself.

"Zhan En, I didn't mean to insult your brother, I just stated the facts objectively to persuade him."

Pointing at the stiff waitress, he said, "Look, Qian Xiyang frightened the young lady by barking at random."

Qian Zhanen tilted the dog's head and observed the young lady for a few times. Its cute peas eyes could not save the young lady's heart at the moment.

As a CP fan, if it is said that she has been devastated by witnessing the collapse of CP’s house in front of her, now she finds out that Su Jiashang’s cousin, Su Hang, not only made clay sculptures of Qian Xiyang himself, but he even raised a dog named Qian Zhanen. The Shiba Inu humiliated her, and she really broke down!

If you guessed right, someone inside broke the news that when Qian Xiyang went to the village to do a variety show ten years ago, the younger brother he sponsored was called Qian Zhanen, right?

Su Jiashang brothers, do you want to be so desperate?Not only named Qian Xiyang for the iron-clad gold, but also named Qian Zhanen for the Shiba Inu!He even said something like "Qian Xiyang barks at will"!Are they both devils!

She was really angry, and it was the hungry wallet that prevented her from quitting on the spot.

However, her heart full of holes always needs to be vented. She logged into Bibo’s CP Chaochao as soon as she got off work, and frantically sent more than a dozen declarations to take off her fans. It can be said that every word is crying blood. She said:

[Woooooo!I'm furious!Someone broke the news before that Su Jia named his dog Qian Xiyang on the Internet, which is true!My cp is also really fake!Don't be sincere about cp!will be unlucky! 】

It may be a one-sided statement by one person and cannot be believed to be true, but if more people say it, it will have a certain degree of credibility.

A few months later, the rumor that Su Jiashang and Qian Xiyang were mortal enemies had already spread up and down. The two parties hugged each other when they slept at night, their hearts were as big as Su Jiashang's, and he couldn't laugh at this time.

He can still turn a blind eye to the rumors that he doesn't agree with him, but the recent behavior of other companies poaching money from Western countries should not be too blatant!

He held his breath silently all night, and hearing Qian Xiyang snoring beside him made him even more angry, so he endured it all night, and when the sky just dawned, he slapped Qian Xiyang awake: "Wake up!" Wake up! Let's get the certificate today!"

Qian Xiyang was in a daze: "What certificate? Do we still need to be verified in this industry?"

Su Jiashang snorted softly: "We got a marriage certificate, I want to use this to dispel the rumors of discord!"

After he finished speaking, seeing Qian Xiyang's dazed expression, he couldn't help feeling uneasy: "What? You don't want to marry me?"

"No." Qian Xiyang came back to his senses, and looked at him stiffly sideways: "I just think this way of proposing marriage really deserves to be you."

The author says:

Dear babies, this is the last chapter of this book, so this article is completely over

I'm really sorry for delaying it for so long, because this is my first original work, I'm always a bit reluctant to let it go, I want to write the story longer and more.I suddenly realized a while ago that in fact, when the novel is not marked as finished, many readers are looking forward to its update. The urgency of everyone wanting to see its ending is not equal to my slow-moving extra time. .

Here I want to say sorry, I made you wait so long, I'm sorry.

During the update period of this book, thank you all for your company. Ahaha, a few years have passed in a blink of an eye. Thank you for accompanying me to this place. I am really touched.

Mountains don't turn and water turns, and the mountains will be high and the roads will be far away in the future. No matter whether we meet or not, I hope you will be safe in the morning, afternoon and evening.

If the little angel wants this novel, the author is begging here for a wave of ratings, hehe, stick it.

Of course, the writing work will continue. Welcome to click on my pre-acquisition "I pretend to be a salted fish, he wears a vest", hehe, post a copy here.I hope we can meet again if we have the chance haha

Pretend to be a salted fish big guy Shuai Bishou x Pretend to be a human fox beauty attack

Xu He, who was ordered to pretend to be a salted fish, was an idle coffee shop clerk during the day, and a screw to maintain peace at night.

For the sake of his beloved boyfriend, he signed a new non-disclosure agreement. After five years, he will successfully retire from the army, be his true self, live a long, stable life with his boyfriend, and enjoy the romance of growing old together.

As a result, he was broken up on the last day.

Before recovering from his grief, a phone call called him back to the organization.

In the office, the team leader pointed to the back of the creature with a pile of furry tails behind the buttocks in the corner and told him that this is the youngest son of the royal family of the fox clan, extremely noble, and was sent to their organization to collect merits and virtues to cross the thunder calamity, so that he can take good care of him.

The team leader said that it was rumored that the fox clan during the catastrophe period was extremely irritable and cruel, eating evil spirits raw and tearing evil spirits apart with their hands.

Then the beast turned around...

Fuck!Isn't this his ex-boyfriend who just broke up!

He remembered the scene of his extremely weak boyfriend rolling up his sleeves and washing his hands to make soup. He was crazy, and he shook the shoulder of the team leader crazily: "That's it! That's it? You call this a vixen?"

In order to successfully cross the catastrophe, he pretended to be indifferent and said all kinds of cruel words when they broke up. Xie Baichuan, who had the idea of ​​seeking reunion after crossing the catastrophe, was also stupid.

The team leader told him!The ex-boyfriend in front of me who struggled to climb the fifth floor is the ace of the power group?

Embarrassing, very embarrassing right now.

Regret, very regret now.

Meet on a narrow road, the winner is the brave.

The vest is all lost, and both sides suffer.