Salted fish wants to divorce every day

"No, director, it's not that I don't want to do the task, but the problem is that I really don't understand your task!" Ju An stared at his task card for a long time, but didn't see any tricks.

They also took Yan Zefeng to study the contents of the task card together, but the result was the same, neither of them figured out what the task was.

The director's task has been announced, and the work is temporarily over.Hearing Ju An's words, holding the prompt board with his hands behind his back, he looked at Ju An, "What don't you understand?"

Ju An flipped over the mission card in his hand, pointed at the prompts to the director, "Please tell me, what are these prompts? Also, there is a place for them to get the mission props. Why is there nothing on our mission except this prompt word that ordinary people can't understand?"

The director glanced at his task card, and said innocently: "How else can you say that your task is the most difficult?"

Ju An: "..."

Director: "It's worthy of the final award, isn't it?"

"Isn't the grand prize going to whoever wins the first prize? Does it have something to do with the difficulty of the task?" Ju An's face was full of black lines, thinking that the director was messing around.

The director nodded calmly and said: "That's right, whoever wins first will win the grand prize. The key is that you have a lot of points for this task, as long as the task is completed, you will be No.1."

Ju An: "..." I thank you!But I asked to change the task, so I don't want to do it first!

When the other three groups heard this, they felt that their tasks were not easy to do, but after comparing the tasks in Ju An's hands, they relaxed.

Suddenly, I realized that my task didn't seem particularly frenzied, at least the completion rate was still very high.

Yan Zefeng thought about the hints on the mission card, and after a while he frowned and asked, "So there are really no other hints? The hints are too abstract. Roses in the wind? The point is roses? Tears of lovers." What is it again? Am I going to make my teammates cry?"

"Huh? Mmmmmmm???" What the hell?Why should he cry?

Ju An looked at Yan Zefeng in horror.

The others were amused by Ju An's expression and laughed on the spot.

"Hahaha Fengshen, look at you! Ju An was frightened by you!" Xu Xiangnuan laughed loudly.

Luo Luo stretched out his hand to touch his body, and after touching it for a while, his face turned dark, "I forgot I didn't take my phone."

Su Zheyu asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Luo Luo beat his chest and stamped his feet: "Take a picture! It's rare to see an idol with such an expression, it's a big loss if you don't get it!"

"Pfft." When the others heard this, they laughed again.

"..." Ju An was speechless, feeling tired.

Why on earth is he on this show?Did you come to cross the catastrophe?

Looking at Ju An's expression, Yan Zefeng also wanted to laugh, but thinking of the consequences after laughing, he clenched his fist against the corner of his mouth, and forcefully suppressed the smile again.

He raised his head and said seriously, "Don't worry, I'm just giving you an example."

Ju An rolled his eyes.

I believe you ghost!When I didn't see the corner of your mouth just now?

"Ahem, so the director didn't give a more straightforward reminder?" Yan Zefeng looked at the director with a serious face.

Seeing this, Ju An didn't want to hold on to it, after all, the business was important.

The director glanced at Yan Zefeng who asked the question, and seemed to think for two seconds before he said, "I can only tell you that this is a keyword for four items, and these four items are all related to love."

Others: "..." What is the difference between saying this and not saying it?

The audience in the live broadcast room was also speechless for a while.

[Is there any difference between saying this and not saying it?Fools also know that it has something to do with love! 】

[Director wake up!Have you forgotten what your show is called?It's not about love, it's about divorce! 】

[Absolute son!As expected of a director! 】

[I want to laugh when I see the expressions of other guests hahahahahaha! ! ! 】

[Teacher Zhang's expression didn't even tense, the director criticized it! 】

[One thing to say, it’s better not to give these four prompt words, it makes me dizzy even more, and there are suspicions of misleading people. 】

[Really, so is it the rose or the wind?Or rose garden?What is lover's tears?You don't really want to cry for Ju'an, do you? 】

[Hahahahahahahahaha!Don't do that in front!Ju'an is about to go berserk 2333]

[When Goose Goose Goose Goose Fengshen said that he was going to make Ju An cry, Ju An's expression was so funny, I felt that if someone wasn't there, he would have rushed over to break his head with Fengshen (laughing and crying)]

[Crying for lovers, only Fengshen can figure it out, as expected of Fengshen! hhh】

[What do the last two mean?The only one in this life?This is more abstract!That last wish I can only fucking think of wishing on a birthday cake, so does it mean cake? ? 】

[The only thing in this life is that I really don’t understand, but the cake may not be sure. . . 】

[Oh, I have a headache!have no idea!whatever!I came to watch variety shows to relax, not to solve puzzles! 】

……

The director probably also felt that he had said something nonsense, so he added: "I can give you another reminder, these quest props will have corresponding instructions in each corresponding location. For example, where you find the first quest prop is After that, there will also be a reminder of the location of the second quest item. But you need to find out where this reminder is hidden.”

This sentence still sounds the same as the previous sentence, it seems that there is no hint at all.

But Yan Zefeng and Ju An thought about it carefully, and felt that there was still some useful information.At least they don't have to worry about trying their luck like a blind cat on a dead mouse from beginning to end.

"Where is the first mission location?" Ju An asked.

The director spread his hands, "You have to find it yourself."

Ju An: "???" You can be yourself!

It's not been a day or two since the director of this show has been a human being, so he remains unmoved by the sight of Ju An's complaint.Looking at the other three groups of guests, he asked, "There should be no questions about your tasks, right?"

He Yu, who got the first easiest task, shook his head with Zhang Chengxian and his wife, expressing that they had no doubts.This reminder is very clear, and there should be a reminder directly when you arrive at the Culture and Sports Center.

It was Xu Xiangnuan and Su Zheyu who got the second task, and they both raised their hands together.

Xu Xiangnuan: "Director, I have a question. Are the mission props hidden in the copy of the escape room?"

"Yes." The director nodded.

Su Zheyu immediately asked: "Then how can we be sure which copy it is in?"

The director spread his hands again, "Then you have to find it yourself."

The two stared at each other, and Su Zheyu couldn't help but said: "I just said that the reminder to participate in at least one game is very strange. They don't worry about us not participating in one game at all! There are so many copies, how do we know where the props are hidden?" In a dungeon? If you can’t find it all the time, don’t you have to go through the whole dungeon?”

When the director heard this, he smiled triumphantly.That look is really embarrassing.

Both Su Zheyu and Xu Xiangnuan were a little itchy, and started to grind their teeth at the director.

They are alright, at least they have completed the dungeon according to the schedule, and they can always complete the task.In the real-life escape room experience store, there are at most a few dungeons a day, so it won't be endless.

But for Luo Luo and Liu Yining, they feel that their tasks are no easier than those of Yan Zefeng and Ju An.You know, the most difficult thing to deal with in this world, apart from demons and goblins, are children!

As two young women, one is pampered and the other works all the year round, neither of them has experience in taking care of children.With such a large group of kids, it's hard not to go wrong.

Liu Yining looked at the director with a headache and asked, "Director, can the tasks be exchanged? I think this task is more suitable for the two teachers."

Both He Yu and Zhang Chengxian have experience in raising children, and they are indeed the most suitable people among the four groups.

Unexpectedly, the director shook his head heartlessly: "No."

The two wailed, and it was a rare tacit understanding at this time.

He Yu, who was ready to agree, had no choice but to shut his mouth silently, looking at the two little girls with a helpless expression on his face.

"Don't worry too much, children in elementary school are still activities organized by the school, and the discipline should be okay. It's not as difficult as you think." He Yuan said steadily.

Luo Luo cried and said without being comforted: "But I still have to get at least 30 little red flowers! They have to give them voluntarily! If I don't have to voluntarily, I wouldn't be so worried!"

Xu Xiangnuan couldn't help asking curiously: "If you don't have to volunteer, how do you plan to get thirty little red flowers?"

Luo Luo raised his fist, "I have to beat them until they hand over the flowers!"

Others: "..." Is it really okay to be so violent?

Su Zheyu and Ju An, who were originally standing not far from Luoluo, silently moved to the side, trying to stay away from this violent woman who beats even children.

"You can't use any violent means to threaten with force. The little red flower must be given to you from the heart by the children." The director was probably afraid that Luo Luo would really beat the children, so he emphasized seriously.

Luo Luo withdrew his fist resentfully, "I know, I know, I'm just joking, how dare you really hit me?"

Liu Yining rolled her eyes speechlessly at the side, not wanting to do missions with Luo Luo.

In her opinion, how could Luo Luo, a lady like Jingui who seemed to be pampered since she was a child, would take care of children?Don't hold her back then.

……

After the task was determined, the four groups of guests brought their own equipment and started to do the task separately.

After everyone left, Ju An and Yan Zefeng stayed in the villa.The two sat on the sofa in the living room and looked at each other, their faces dazed.

[Pfft~ Is the picture still? 】

[There is no stillness, I see the clock next to me running. 】

[The two... what are they doing? ? ? 】

[I guess, they are thinking about where the first location should go...]

[Hahahahaha I laughed!Others have accurate goals and leave as soon as they say it!I don't even know the location of these two missions, it's too miserable! 】

[But to be honest, two handsome guys sitting together are really eye-catching! 】

[5 minutes have passed, how long are they going to stare at each other like this? 】

[I suddenly thought of a skill "stare at someone who is pregnant", the two of them stared at each other for so long, they must be able to have a litter, right? (dog head)]

[Pfft hahahahahaha poisonous! 】

……

Finally, in the 6th minute, Ju An couldn't hold it anymore, and fell back, leaning on the sofa and wiping the windward tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes.

"What do we do now? Where are we going?" Ju An asked.

Yan Zefeng also relaxed his body, leaned back, closed his eyes and rubbed the center of his brows, "I don't know, the prompt words are too abstract to understand."

Ju An couldn't help complaining: "Did the director and the program crew not take medicine? Does this seem like a reminder word that people can think of?"

Director & other members of the program team: "..." Hello!We heard it!