Salted fish wants to divorce every day

"Honey, are you sure?"

"Are you going to stop whining? I can't do it!"

"But you said once a week, what if I violate the rules and you ask me to settle the score afterwards?"

"will not!"

"What about after that? Will it still be once a week?"

"..."

"Forget it, let's follow the rules."

"Don't, don't, don't! It's useless! It's useless! It's okay!"

"Okay baby!"

……

fuck.

Ju An was lying on the bed with a dull expression on his face, as if he had been fooled by something.

The sunlight outside the window shone into the room through the curtains, spread over the bed, and enveloped Ju An inside.

However, the warm sunshine did not dispel the desolation in Ju An's heart at the moment.

When he thought about what happened last night, his whole head buzzed.

Why was he trapped by Yan Zefeng?

It's okay to agree to invalidate the rules set before, but Yan Zefeng tricked him into agreeing to many unequal treaties when his mind was blank.

Among them is one: If there is no special reason, you can't refuse the other half's courtship.

Thinking back now, Ju An just wanted to go back and slap the nodding self to death.

Did your fucking brain get kicked by a donkey?Dare to agree to this condition?Do you not want to live anymore!

After agreeing to this condition, can Yan Zefeng let him sleep well every day?

Ju An felt that the road ahead was bleak.

Although he was very happy when he did it, the result was not very pleasant.

For example, at this moment, he was lying on the bed with sore body, as if he went out to fight with someone last night and was beaten by the crowd.Everywhere in my body hurts, and I feel exhausted.

It is no exaggeration to say that now his thighs are so sore when he lifts them up that he can't help baring his teeth, and trembling slightly when he takes two steps.

Not to mention the feeling that a certain overused place will be hot even if it is rubbed with medicine.

Ju An felt that if this result happened every day in the future, he would go crazy sooner or later.

no!He has to find a way to get out and hide!

Just thinking about it, the bedroom door was opened from the outside, and Yan Zefeng appeared at the door with a tray on his mobile phone.

Seeing Ju An who was in a daze with his eyes open on the bed, he smiled, "Are you awake? I made porridge, do you want some?"

Ju An glanced sideways at Yan Zefeng, but did not speak.His eyes were a little sad.

Yan Zefeng received it, put down the tray and touched his nose, feeling guilty.

"What's wrong? Still feeling uncomfortable?"

Ju An turned over, not wanting to talk to him.But he didn't want to turn over and pull the muscles at the base of his thighs, causing pain.

"hiss……"

Ju An's face turned pale, and his body was stiff on the bed, maintaining the movement of turning over halfway and getting stuck there.

"Are you okay?" Yan Zefeng asked nervously, reaching out to straighten his body.

Ju An's face turned white and then black, black and then blue.

I was so angry that I couldn't speak for a long time.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Yan Zefeng immediately said, "I was wrong."

"..." The corner of Ju An's mouth twitched, thinking that Yan Zefeng was really too stupid!

Every time he admits his mistakes before he has time to make trouble, the key is that the attitude of admitting his mistakes is very sincere, which makes it difficult for him to settle the accounts even if he wants to.

"What's wrong with you?" Ju An spoke only to realize that his voice was hoarse.

Yan Zefeng quickly took the tea cup from the side, helped Ju An to sit up, and brought the tea cup to Ju An's mouth.

Ju An didn't try his best either, he lowered his head and finished drinking the water in the glass with Yan Zefeng's hand.

"Do you want more?" Yan Zefeng asked.

Ju An shook his head, stared into Yan Zefeng's eyes and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Yan Zefeng and Ju An looked at each other, and didn't speak for a long time.

Ju An: "?"

Yan Zefeng: "."

Ju An: "Say it."

Yan Zefeng: "emmm..."

"You fucking..." Ju An saw his reaction and knew that this dog man didn't think he was wrong at all!

When Yan Zefeng saw Ju An, he was about to get angry again, so he quickly comforted him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry! I really know I was wrong!"

"Then you're saying where did you go wrong?!" Ju An growled.

It's not that he doesn't want to yell loudly, it's because his voice can't bear such a high decibel.

Yan Zefeng: "I know I went too far last night, but baby, you can't blame me alone. Have you forgotten how you threatened me last night?"

Yan Zefeng's words gave Ju An a pause, and then his expression gradually became stiff.

If possible, he didn't want to recall everything that happened last night.

He felt as if he had been lowered last night.The whole person became a little out of control, and his mind was full of that kind of thing.

This is so weird!

It stands to reason that he is not a person with heavy desires like Yan Zefeng, why would he not suddenly have such an urgent impulse?

Something is wrong!

This is very wrong!

"Yan Zefeng, I'm the one who drugged you, right?" Ju An looked at Yan Zefeng suspiciously.

Yan Zefeng's heart was full of alarm bells, and he said calmly and calmly: "Did I prescribe/medicine for you? You don't know? Our food and clothing costs are the same these two days. When will I prescribe/ medicine?"

Hearing the words, Ju An frowned and recalled it again, as if there was indeed no chance to give him the medicine.

But it's still very wrong, he can't be like that for no reason, he is not an animal, and there is such a thing as estrus?

Even if there is, why hasn't this happened in the past twenty years?

Thinking about going to Ju'an, I still feel that the problem lies with Yan Zefeng.

Sensing the crisis, Yan Zefeng quickly changed the subject, "Aren't you hungry after sleeping for so long? Eat something first and then think about it slowly."

After finishing speaking, he didn't give Ju An a chance to refuse, he directly picked up the porridge bowl, and personally took the spoon and fed it to Ju An's mouth.

Ju An subconsciously opened her mouth to hold it.

Just like that, Yan Zefeng passively fed him a bowl of porridge.And the question he was thinking before was also fragmented after being interrupted.

After eating and drinking enough, Ju An started to feel drowsy again, and soon fell asleep again under Yan Zefeng's deliberate coaxing voice.

Seeing that Ju An was asleep, Yan Zefeng, who had escaped, was quietly relieved.

In fact, Ju An's energy is not good at the moment, otherwise he would have discovered Yan Zefeng's abnormality long ago.

……

The Spring Festival holiday didn't last long for Yan Zefeng and Ju An.I went to my parents for a few meals, stayed at home for a few days, and then started to get busy again.

Yan Zefeng had a big movie in his new year, and within a few days after the new year, Yan Zefeng joined the group to participate in script seminars.

Although the filming has not yet started, the preliminary preparations are complicated. The director attaches great importance to this film. It is said that the preparations have been in preparation for two years.

After Yan Zefeng started to get busy, Ju An was relieved, lest this person would think about something indecent every day when he was at home.

God knows that during this period of time, his body finally recovered a little bit, and the next day his waist became sore and his legs became weak again.

But one thing to say, he himself felt that his body's endurance had improved a little bit.

I don't know if this is good news or bad news?In short, the mood is a bit complicated.

Not long after the Chinese New Year, Dazhong and Lianzi immediately came to Ju'an to report and began to engage in intense training.

"When will Ah Ren and Lao Wan come over?" Da Zhong asked Ju An, looking at Ju An who was lazily slumped on the sofa.

Ju An yawned, "It will take a few days, they have many relatives."

Da Zhong nodded, expressing his understanding.

After all, Ah Ren and Da Zhong are both married and have children. Relatives in the family have to leave on both sides, which is indeed more tiring than them.

"Eh? Then why are you and Fengshen so idle? Don't you need to leave your relatives?" Da Zhong looked at Ju An suspiciously.

Ju An: "Do I dare to go with him?"

With Yan Zefeng's popularity, it's dangerous to go out.It's not that life is in danger, it's that if you are not careful, you will be on the hot search.

Going on hot searches is a trivial matter, and they are also afraid that some fans or black fans will know the address at that time. If some extreme people come to the door directly, it will cause trouble and trouble to others.

In this case, it is better not to go, but to make a phone call to express condolences, and the other party will be considerate.

"Besides, we don't have many relatives to visit, and his family members are not in the country."

Da Zhong heard the words with envy on his face, "That's great."

When Lianzi heard this, he looked at him inexplicably, "What do you envy?"

Da Zhong said: "My family already has a lot of relatives. If we get married in the future, if we add both sides together, we will definitely be busy during the Chinese New Year."

Lianzi stared at the big clock for a while, his eyes were somewhat unclear.

Ju An joked: "How do you know that your future partner has a large family? What if it's an orphan?"

"Ah, this..." Da Zhong thought for a while, and thought it was possible, he agreed, "I think what you said makes sense."

Lianzi played with his phone with his head down, not participating in this topic.

"By the way, I re-arranged the new song I wrote before." Ju An said.

"Really? Hurry up! Listen to me!"

The three re-entered a new round of practice.

……

Ah Ren and Lao Wan joined them about a week later, but they did not bring their family members.

Da Zhong asked, "Why didn't you bring your sister-in-law and the child?"

Lao Wan explained: "There are so many things at home that I really can't leave. If I hadn't been in a hurry to come back to practice, I wouldn't have come so early."

Ah Ren also said: "My family is the same. I came back early. Your sister-in-law and the child are still at my mother's place. It will take a few days before I can go home."

"Then why are you coming back in such a hurry?" Ju An said, "The training is not in a hurry in these few days."

"No." Ah Ren waved his hand, "It's been so many years since I practiced well, I have to hurry up, otherwise I'll be overwhelmed if I make a mistake on stage, and I'm sorry for your hard work."

Lao Wan also said: "I heard that you have re-arranged the new song? That's just right, let's hurry up and get familiar with it."

Ju An was a little moved. In fact, after so many years, his teammates also have their own lives.But they are still willing to redouble their efforts for the dreams in their hearts, and even disrupt their own rhythm of life.

Ju An felt that she had to work harder, even harder than them!

Otherwise, how can you be worthy of the efforts of your teammates?

However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is a bit skinny.

After only half a day of training with his teammates, Ju An felt a sore back and back pain, and his muscles were protesting, so he had to stop and rest.

Although he tried to be natural, he was still seen by his teammates as strange.

They were all from the past, and they knew what was going on at the first sight of Ju An's performance, and their eyes became more and more playful.

Ju An was speechless.

Another day when he wanted to beat Yan Zefeng violently.